Hey /k/omrades, I notice that when you mention your battlebuddies, they're usually some form of canine or feline, but has anyone ever found a way to prepare a lizard for accompanying you into battle? I have a green iguana and I want to know how I could make good use of him in such situations.
>>31017973
Lizerds are totally not good combat pals.
>source
I am lizerd
>>31017973
well you could throw a snake at a guy I guess
>>31018047
tfw no battle reticulated python
>>31018047
>>31018060
Your place must reek
>>31018070
Is okay. Have battle....dragon.
>>31018088
Nope. Just gotta keep enclosures clean. The only one who truly stinks is pic related
>>31018110
We watched a friend's dragon while they were gone for a month. It was pretty cool but it did stink
>>31018127
Yeah their shit is literally dank in a bad way
What about iguanas though? Or maybe crocodiles/alligators?
>>31017973
Fuck that shit senpai, those cunts eat and shit all over my crops.
>>31018465
what do you even DO with a crocadile?
/k/omodo dragons?
>>31018517
that's cute as shit
>>31018517
I think that's a monitor lizard. Komodo dragons are bigger.
>geting e-coli bacteria on you from handling these critters
no thanks
>>31017973
Green Iguanas are a pest were I live. You can hunt them with your feet and it would be legal.