Tfw you will never own a machine gun

We just had to elect a Paul, either one would have got the job done.

>you will never legally own a machine gun

>>31011759
I've fired thousands of rounds through various machine guns. It's not all it is cracked up to be. A well placed round counts for a slew of rattle fire.

>>31011797
I really hope Rand Paul has more of a career.

He's the last true hope America has.

>>31011805
This

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>>31011759
>Military version of your raifu can spit out 7.62x39 at 800rpm
>The gun you own will never be capable of such a gloriously fun waste of ammunition
Fuck man, it feels bad.

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>>31011805
what about when you legally own one but its stored on the other side of the planet. you only see it once every 2-3 years when you go on vacation. the last time you checked ammo was roughly a dollar a bullet.

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>>31011759
>tfw I will never own a time machine

>>31012094
If you think back to the time you wrote this, it is like time traveling,

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>that feel when you own a full auto shotgun.
>12g is cheap as shit and everywhere.
>can fire it any time.
>quickly loses its novelty.
>generally the last thing that is shot because it'll rattle the teeth out of your mouth.

>>31011759
i know.. it hurts.

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>>31011759

> ITT poorfags

Get a MAC-11 or something

>>31011797
>>31011867
I guess I'm good, because he's one of the Senators for my state.

McConnell needs to retire though.

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Step 1: buy an AK
Step 2: be on pivate land
Step 3: paracord/extra shoelace
Step 4: ???
>purely for educational purposes, don't flashbang then Djibouti Shooti my dog

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>>31011805
>>31013624
Tell me more.

>>31011759
I dont know

In germany you are able to buy a machine gun

You have to jump through a lot of official bullshit and have a lot of money but its possible

And if finished my engineering degree i will have enough money to do so

>>31013624
RIP Doggo