Knucks

>>31010555
punch them in the eye

Paint them skin color

Use a roll of coins in your fist instead.

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Chuck some sick clouds to conceal yourself.

Just swallow them and regurgitate 'em right before you use them.

>>31010555
shoot them

>>31010620
This

Use a roll of pennies, that way when it breaks open you only lose 50 cents. They're also completely legal to walk around with and conceal.

>>31010569
this is the closest you'll get

>>31010555
Even if you have that brass knuckle on, I'd still fuck your pussy ass up, you beta nu-male faggot. Then I'd fuck your asshole raw and bust a load into you, faggot.

>>31010777
It's gay to fuck guys senpai

>>31010555
Hit them first and knock them out so they aren't prepared for it.

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>>31010797
not if they have a feminine penis

>>31010797
I bet you kiss girls faggot

>>31010555
if you want rusty shacklefords answer, Pocketsand!!
If you want a real answer, dont be a fucking pussy and fight like a real man faggot.

They won't do you a bit of good if you punch like a girl anyway.

>>31010555
Well you could learn how to fight and not need them. But then you wouldn't get to "subtly" drop hints about how you have them. Then when people think you're retarded and don't fight you because they don't like beating up retards you can count it as a win. because they were too scared to fight you.

>>31010831
I used to think like that too. But I've been redpilled since then.

>inb4 back to /pol/ with you!

I realized that when fighting whites, asians, or even some hispanics, fighting fair is fine. But when fighting niggers or a lot if not most hispanics (Mexicans and south Americans) you will get gang raped if you fight fair, especially if you're white. Blacks especially do not fight fair. I've seen it with my own eyes, and I've seen thousands of videos over the years of five or six or more blacks ganging up on one white guy who thought he would have a fair fight. A nigger will kick you in the face a dozen times while his homie Jerome holds you down and the other chimpanzees are all gathered around taking pot shots at you while you're incapacitated on the ground.

South Americans and Mexicans aren't as bad as niggers when it comes to fighting, but they are still worse than whites and asians.

Show me an example of whites or asians fighting like niggers and I'll show you 50 more of a fair one on one fight where when the loser goes down the fight ends.

>>31010797
Gay sure, but it's twenty sixteen. How else do I establish dominance after fighting someone? Do you really want everyone to know I knocked you the fuck out, fucked your ass raw, glazed your next turd and left a note telling you I'll be back if you snitch? It's only fair I get a prize if I win, after all.

>>31010555
put the knucks back into your pocket and draw your gun

>>31010831
No one owes you a fair fight. You'd be wise to acknowledge that or stay in your hugbox safe space.

>>31010831
I use knucks as a self defence weapon when faced with more than one faggot

>>31010910
> be me
> 15
> Without going into details I got some wigger piece of shit mad by mistake
> He insisted that we were going to fight so I told him to meet me and we could settle it man on man
> stupid fuck refuses and says he is bringing "his crew"
> Day comes and they jump me and the few friends I brought in the middle of a public street in broad daylight.
> His crew was him, his 19-year-old brother, more 19-year-olds and two grown men with handguns.
>White people can be niggers too

>>31011226

Then catch him at 6:00 AM coming out of his house and beat the shit out of him.

Or catch him at 2:00 AM coming him while high, and pull one of his teeth out with pliers. What- do I have to think of everything?

You're gonna let him get away with this- aren't you?

>>31011226
I never said they didn't.

>>31011245
I like you.

would do criminal activities with/10

>>31010555
put them in your pocket

>>31010564
Oh this is funny as fuck.

>>31010942
Woah, we have a fucking edgy motherfucker here!

>>31010942
Why are you so weird famalamadingdong?

>>31010942
do you have something to tell us, son

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>>31010555
Trade your normal faggot purse for a faggot brass-knuckles purse.
>actually a thing. my girl bought one thinking it was just an easier way to not drop her purse

>>31010942
Wow. That was actually funny.

>>31010555
Imagine this:
>you flash your brass knuckles on me
>I decline to fight you
>you believe you've won
>next morning as you waddle out your front door, I pop out of the bushes behind you
>I slip a pillow case over your head and beat you with the claw end of a hammer
>just before you groan out your last breath you hear me say 'more like brass cuckles'

>>31010555
Take off your clothes. Everyone will be to busy staring at your average sized erection they won't notice the brass knuckles.
Plus you might win by default, because no one wants to fight a naked retard.

>>31010942
Is this you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDcqzjZTi-c&sns=em

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>>31012929

>>31012929
tacky AF

>>31010555
Put them in your pocket. You're not going to be able to hide them during the fight without hiding your hands, which is a great way to eat a punch to the face.

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Pic related, senpai. If you happen to use it remember that you only had It to prevent you from losing your keys. =X

>option a

Keys between your fingers with a weight on the keyring that you can close your fist around.

>option b

Just put your keys on a karabiner, like >>31014206 suggests. You can pull them off in half a second to use the karabiner.

>>31010555
Fun fact : in France, brass knuckles are named "poing américain" or "american fist".
They are also illegal to carry.
The more you know...

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>>31012973

>>31010555
those AFrankart knucks are cool
i wouldn't try using them as a weapon, but they're still cool af
i'd love to own one, but fuck me senpai, they ar expensive as fuck on the secondary market and almost impossible to get directly from the maker himself

>>31014584
Then buy them as a paper weight on eBay

>>31015451
>expensive as fuck on the secondary market
perhaps your comprehension skills are inadequate

>>31015497
On eBay they aren't expensive as fuck

>>31015531
there's only one for sale on ebay right now (that i can find anyway) and it's $600.00
i also doubt the authenticity of it
http://www.ebay.com/itm/EDC-Frankart-Andy-Frankart-/262558484410?hash=item3d21b487ba:g:XBUAAOSwhOdXn8h3

>>31010555
Model one yourself out of some sort of sculping clay, making sure it's extremely form-fitting and reasonably sturdy. Then wear it under a loose fitting glove.

>>31015568
Forgot step 2: make a silicone mold with the sculpt and cast with hard plastic

>>31010942
3edgy5me

>>31010555

Buy three sets and keep them in a plastic bag, then kill him and all his friends and put them on them.

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>>31010664

>>31015566
Holy shit a few weeks ago I found one for about $10 i don't remember the exact price

>>31015638
that's either bullshit or it was fake or it was something else.

you can get them directly from Andy if you're on usn, but if remember correctly, the cheapest ones he sells are around $75 - $100

anyone who has one and would put it up on ebay would know the value

just search the internet, you'll find old forum posts where people are selling these. the cheapest i've seen them go for is $400+

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>>31015676

>>31015749
kek yea, that's fake

>>31015950
What's the difference between fake and real other that one being cheaper.

>>31016205
in all actuality, probably nothing

i think paying a super-inflated price from one of these is absurd, but i also can't see myself buying a cheap chinese knock-off
either

call me a moralfag if you must and go ahead and get one yourself

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A US outfit shipped to me in short order (less than a fortnight)

>brassknucklescompany/dot/c0m

>>31016369
...US$25 each, don't recall shipping. Solid fucking brass..

>>31011245
Ive never thought about pulling someones teeth out in fight(or after). I dont think they will fuck with you again.

>>31010555

Brass knuckles are gay. A small beating stick, a good flashlight, a screwdriver can all be carried with ease and give you a better advantage.

Because if you're at the point of using brass knuckles you're at the point of deadly force.

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I think it was like 20 bucks shipped ?

I carry a knife, but I have a 7.62x51 NATO bottle opener on my keyring. It makes a good force multiplier. I would like to make my own with something like a round-nose .30-40 Krag or 8mm Mauser.

>>31016438
Knife on the far left? (bottom)

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>>31012973
beating someone with the claw of a hammer is probably going to kill them. its less of a message and more of murder.

>>31016369
ive thought about buying them for non lethal self defense(you can carry them in SC) but its pretty easy to potato or kill someone with a single punch. at which its more lethal then a stab in the gut.

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>>31016435
brass knuckles are kinda of ruined for me, my dads girlfriends son used to act like a badass and would carry one around. He was dumb wigger. The only cool redemption for them is that they used to be standard police issue in new york.

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>>31016458
Mercator k55k available on Amazon for around 25 bucks I think ? High carbon steel lock back. Good knife.

Very slim.

>>31016528
a german made knife made popular by the American soldiers who brought them home after WWII.

>>31016577
Ya, that. Also so popular among German soldiers that Americans thought they were issue items.

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>2000+16
>no EDCing a figure 8
It's like you can't into grayman

>>31016435
>Brass knuckles are gay
your gay.

[spoiler]and so is your mom[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and your dog too[/spoiler]

>>31016528
Thanks. I think that'll be my next purchase.

>>31016625
does it really need to be grey man? if you can legally carry and they really dont print. Also, anyone can get brass knuckles, i dont think it would be ungrey man of someone to carry them.

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>>31016625
I used to carry one of these in my back pocket. Totally legal, can be used as a kubaton, fist pack, or if you hold he skinny end you can use it as an impact weapon.

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>>31016683
Same idea, only spring loaded. Hit something boney and it'll jam in all pointy, then the spring will fire and it will jam in even deeper.

Automatic center punch if you haven't seen one before

>>31016697
Some one shops at harbor freight. Was good for about a year now won't function properly still use it with a hammer though.

>>31016718
Yes that's exactly where I got it. Works well, but all I use it for is starting pins when disassembling opinels. I don't drill a whole lot.

>>31016492
The only time I'd ever use them is if lethal force was needed, mate. No guns tor self defense where I am,/k/ommrade. I'd rather live and deal with the law than die. If they weren't willing to risk potatoe, then I won't risk imprisonment.

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>>31016683
exactly, any piece that's solid metal and inconspicuous it's good to have, specially in europe where you're castrated as fuck in terms of what you can use for self defense.

>>31016760
Me too, I'll take life and deal with consequences after

>>31016625
That looks like a uterus

>>31016777
Fact. A large bolt with a square head will do just as nicely. Inconspicuous is best.

I got pulled over and taken out of the car one day, patted down, and the officer retrieved a center punch from my back pocket. He handed it back to me straight away, dismissing it as a tool.

If you look like a redneck, carry something like a center punch.

If you look like a construction worker, carry a bolt.

If you look like a hiker, carry a carabiner or the figure 8 thing the other guy mentioned.

If you look homeless and grungy, carry a roll of change.

If it's legal, by all means carry knuckles, just know that they don't have any other official uses other than violence And if you end up using them it could easily be argued that you went out looking for trouble

If you're worried about legal troubles just carry something legal that doesn't look out of place with your style.

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>>31016777
trips confirm castration.

what's next? seriously, what will they ban next? Certain thoughts?

i said years ago that if the anti gun crowd gets traction they will ban everything including sharp knives and at the end of it the citizens will be sitting in a corner with a crayon, afraid to go to jail or re-education camp or worse.

When the mentally deranged anti-gunners come stomping around screaming about BAN GUNS i want to take all of the books I own that detail the torture of innocents and the murders of millions by govt's after a full disarmament. These idiots think somehow because they were on "the side of the government" that they will somehow be excluded from that list.

here's one - 4 hours ago i saw an article about the UK regulating sugar and certain kinds of commercials. Here is a ban on a commercial because it "associates driving fast with excitement".

Just imagine what they will fucking do next. It is off the hook folks.

If I lived in the UK I would not rest until I had a ticket out of that place and into the US or anywhere better than the UK. I would marry a toad if I had to.

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>>31016956
it's fucking disgusting, everything. I can only imagine that in 20 years from now you'll not be able to say/do/have anything that "threatens" other people. a safe bubble utopia.

>>31017415
Looks like they've gone too far and conservatives are gaining power. I'm guessing as the libs get more and more extreme, the more people will go conservative.

>>31014315
>American Fist
That sounds like a cheesy 40's superhero comic.
That I would totally read the shit out of.

>>31017506
Haha I probably would as well

>>31010664
Seriously, this.

>>31010942
Kek.

>>31012991
YES. INSIDE MY SELECTAA!!!!

>>31017415
>Dr. Mime, I'm GIGN.

>>31016928
>If it's legal, by all means carry knuckles, just know that they don't have any other official uses other than violence And if you end up using them it could easily be argued that you went out looking for trouble
This meme needs to die. Any reasonable judge in a place that recognizes a person's right to self defense would laugh the DA/prosecutor/whatever out of the fucking courtroom for that bullshit.

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>>31017803
I don't get it, anon.

>>31016625
Where can I get one?

>>31016205
one was made by some dude in his shop and one was made by a slave in china.

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>whoop ass
>snap off knucks
>everybody was wearing fingerless gloves

>>31020763
Those don't look particularly heavy.

>>31020988
They aren't but it wouldn't feel good to be hit by it

>>31019802
Any outdoor store, Amazon, like everywhere.

>>31020988
Thats 4 layers of leather plus brass buttons my dude. Doesnt have to be heavy to bash some teeth in.

>>31017992
>reasonable
>place that recognizes a persons right to self defense
Places that don't recognize that right aren't being reasonable

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i just have an autism pen instead
its pretty autistic but its actually kinda a nice pen too.

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>>31010742
But I'm Canadian we banned pennies.

>>31016369
Stop stepping on your bed with your shoes on.
Its dirty.

>>31016697
What is it?

>>31014206
Do those actually work?
I feel like they would fuck your hand up.

>>31021831
Automatic center punch

>>31021914
You just need to have a positive grip, maybe it will hurt your fingers a bit but it will hurt someone else's face or ribs even more.

>>31016523
That's pretty sweet

>>31021776
Just pretend you're old or conservative.

>>31010620
>>31010742
Metal pen torch. in the UK a pen can be confiscated (as it can be used for graffitti) but you can carry a torch: a pen torch won't egt confiscated as a potential club but it can be used as a yawarra/kubaton.

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>>31021642
i have pic related, couple quid from ebay.brass is nice & tasteful.

>>31010555
SF4L are massive faggots

>>31016415
Don't even bother pulling one
Just grab the tooth half way up with your leatherman pliers and crush it
Way nastier

>>31016956

>what's next

you had to ask

http://metro.co.uk/2012/08/03/nhs-health-and-safety-chiefs-ban-dangerous-metal-paper-clips-520906/

>>31010555

Get a pair of sap gloves, they're leather gloves with steel shot or powdered lead in the knuckles. Get the good ones, and they're supposedly indistinguishable from standard leather gloves

Pretty sure they're only illegal in Mass & California. Even legal posses and sell in Bongland, providing you don't get stopped by the bobbies and look like you're looking for a fight.

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>>31010664

jokes aside an all-mechanical vape would make an excellent melee weapon, you blow a fat cloud then sneak up from behind and dome the fucker before he knows what hits him

>also a good way to quit cigs

>>31020763
Do want for biker gloves.

>>31024923
Third bunker, slab city, ask for jared