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Women in the military.

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Post stories of women fucking up things in the military.

>be doing shitty job
>woman gets put on the team to do shitty job
>does half the work of the guys
>finds every opportunity to sit down and not work
>she constantly complains
>get tired of her shit and tell her how we all do more work of her while she just bitches about everything
>she goes and cries to the NCO saying that I was hazing her or something
>NCO pulls me aside and tells me tells me I need to cut it out
>says next time there'll be consequences
>mfw women just have to cry to get whatever they want
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>be marching
>gotta cross water
>woman drops her ruck in the water and doesn't have her stuff packed waterproof
>ruck now weighs more than her daddy issues ever have
>she cant even lift it on her back
>guys have to take turns carrying the ruck
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>>31006150
Sounds about right
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>Afghanistan, all tired and hot
>hear a ton of shouting
>a few loud pops are heard, and we do "What we were taught to", blah blah blah
>All of us are getting ready to see what the hell it was
>look behind us, female NCO is fucking holding onto the Afghan Police Chief
>our NCO is fucking being a pussy
>later find out it was just a bunch of Hajis with power tools
It's funny when they think they are hot shit, she would always swear like a sailor when we would all circle around and have some nice chatter. You could tell she would try to make her voice sound deeper, but she squeeled like a brat.
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>>31006615
Was the Afghan Police Chief hot/handsome bro?
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>>31006701

Whores are rear of formation have no relfective belts. That is traffic safety violation. Whoever is in charge should get fucked.
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>>31006615
Lewd

Would love you if you have more anon
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/r/ing the story about how there was probably foul play surrounding the first women to "graduate" from army ranger school.
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>Its /pol/ shitposts on /k/ with there mother issues
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>>31006786
They're at the rear because they can't keep up even with males carrying their bags
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Anyone got the story of the woman who bitched about being asked if she was on her period for a taster test?
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>>31007180
Taser, not taster.

That would be gross.
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>>31006786

Fucktard, what >>31007155 said.
Women can't do shit in the military combat arms MOS's and it is due to the fucking brainwashing that people get through film/tv that makes society think they can.

I am so sick of this fucking meme. The last woman in the Corps Infantry training failed today.

Can i scour the internet or archives for women that preformed well in a guerilla war 70 years ago. Yeah, yeah i could. It's called "cherry picking" for a fucking reason.

People in the gear industry using hotties to sell the newest piece of tactical gear just expound the problem.

Are there some Women out there that can shoot skeet better than me? Probably, I don't participate in the Olympics are use over-under/side by side shotguns.

They don't fucking belong.

There are only a few real reasons any government would want to integrate these MOS's.

1: Global War with a draft. (Women can be drafted in the US now).

2: A draft with integrated forces being used aginst the originating country.
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>>31007180
Now im curious.
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>>31006701
We run with the ladies occasion and the shortest girls always get put in front so we always have to jog at about 1 mile per hour.
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>>31007284
I want that kitty

Filthy Jap probably ate it.
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>>31007284
Basically she was some kind of Feminist or some shit trying for military (might have been police) and she was on her period. The instructor dude asked her since he had to and she bitched about privacy and shit, and when she got hit with it there was a mini blood explosion.

I think there was a picture of the aftermath of it in the screenshot and it was a pretty funny read.
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>>31006701
>>31006786
>>31007155
one more observation: why is the military, especially the Marine Corps, full of tiny femlet latinas? Being brown and 4 feet tall seems to make you join the military.
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>>31007359
Now that you mention it...
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Let the women in combat roles they said, standards won't fall they said.

>Afghan mission almost done, recruiting numbers go down
>politicians start pushing for more female troops because they want votes
>they push hard for them to be in the Army, mainly the infantry. but not the other branches
>politicians, mostly women and beta males, say that the female PT-standard is too hard to do for the average female recruit to do
>9 push-ups with no time-limit is apparently way too fucking hard and a single pull-up is just impossible for some reason
>they naturally start saying the female standard is sexist because it requires MUCH less to do (men do 30 push-ups in 1 min, women do 9 with no limit)
>politicians and CF brass eliminate the standards entirely, replace it with something so fucking simple a monkey can do it
>now the standard involves moving/lifting/dragging sandbags within a time-frame

Luckily my unit still practices a proper PT standard, if you can't do 10 pull-ups you shouldn't be in the infantry princess.
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>>31007359

Diversity hiring quotas.
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>>31007580
>wearing make-up
>nails done

for what purpose?
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>>31007617
What the actual fuck? I'll admit I'm a britbong and have no clue about military training standards, but even I think the female standard is bullshit.

From the sounds of it, my 115 pound, 5'8" skelly beta male brother could pass it.
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>>31007652

It's camouflage.
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>>31007359
>>31007580
They're stalky mother fuckers too. They're not fat nor thin, just sturdily built. Like an old bar stool.
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>>31007672
Yeah, she's fitting in by pretending to be a real soldier. It's a shame she had to accessorise and "look good", otherwise the camo might have worked.
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>>31007668
If the female standard was still used for recruiting he probably could.

>9 push-ups no time
>15 sit-ups
>2-3 pull-ups depending on instructor
>2.4km run in 13 mins
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>>31007749
The only thing he couldn't do from that is the push ups since he has practically 0 arm muscle.

I have watched him do the other 3.
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>>31006099
Hmmm...
Femanon going into the army here. Just gotta say that there seems to be a lot of fuck boys in these military threads. The only reason that you're salty is because you can not get laid. Also you're mad because men don't run shit like they used to and you're scared of women. THe problem isn't women, it's unfit people in general regardless of their gender. There are probably more men than women who are shit bag soldiers.

Buts that's just my opinion
*sips tea*
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>>31007850
Tranny detected.
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>>31007858
very good
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>>31007749
if they just made the standards actually good that would press women to beef up I think it'd be OKAY. Been short and skinny all my life, could do those exercises easy.
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>>31007749
>9 pushups
>15 situps
>1.5 miles in 13 minutes

With the exception of the pull ups, I could do all that when I was 200 lbs in highschool rotc.
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>>31007850
Hello, leddit.

Tits, or gtfo. them the rules.
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>>31007120
>it's an anon makes a non-argument episode
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>>31007880
>>31007924
Awwww. Are you shrimp dicks mad I'm telling the truth?
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>>31006099
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>>31007971
How does it feel to know that the movement to give you """"Equality"""", along with your gender is pretty much a meme?
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>>31007850
The only role that women should have in the military is being nurses and sexual relief.

Women literally aren't made to be soldiers.
>too emotional
>too physically weak
>too frail
>get super stressed and anxious over simple things

Not to mention, when you put a girl with a bunch of guys, they're going to subconsciously compete for her.
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>>31007971
>it's a "anon pretends to be a girl on 4chinz to get (you)'s thread
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Saved from a thread from a while ago within the same theme.

Still fits in the argument.
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>>31008033
What is the gash in this picture even doing?
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>>31008044
Pointing a gun at herself.
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>>31008051
Two guns, actually. There's an M4 aimed at her welfare chute.
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>>31008044
Holding pistol pointed to her belly.

Rifle resting with the muzzle pointed to her lower belly.
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>>31008011
>too emotional

That would be men. Men fill up the prisons because the can not control their rage.

>too physically weak
That's a myth. There are plenty of women who are as strong as men.

>too frail
It's like you got your idea of women from a 1950s sitcom or something lmao

>get super stressed and anxious about simple things
Yet it's men who come back with ptsd and bitch about simple things like "muh wimminz in military"

>Not to mention, when you put a girl with a bunch of guys, they're going to subconsciously compete for her.
Maybe you would since you're a virgin sperg who's never been around women before
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>>31008084
mmm....delicious wookies
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>be in Marines fresh out of MCT
>be POG
>stationed in nas pensacola
>thick white girl female Marine puts out often
>she asks if i want to fuck
>buddy cockblocks and i can't figure why
>later tells me she's nothing but trouble
>stationed there 6 months
>she reported over 7 Marines for sexual assault
>caused Marines NJPs and transfers
>agentdodgingbullets.jpg
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IDF seems to be doing a great job with women in their military. I guess jewish women are superior (not surprised).
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>>31007850
Of course there are more male shitbags in the military, because there are more males...
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>>31008128
sweet jesus once in colleges now in our military
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>>31008128
>thick white girl female Marine
And this is how I know your story is shit. I'm not shipping out until next month but I fucking know the marines have better standards than that shit
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>>31008135
name one occasion where a female IDF soldier did anything of note

they're used for propaganda value and for Israel to differentiate itself from the surrounding muslim shitholes where women can't even drive
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>>31008084
Uncontrollable rage is pretty good in the infantry you stupid bitch, stop lowering standards with your fucking bullshit
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>>31008156
I did five years from 2008-2013. I'm sorry that you're in for some real disappointment.
Please tell me this is bait and I'm just falling for the troll...
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>>31008156
Nope
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>>31006615
>>31007858

Holy fuck she's hot as fuck.
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>>31008156
>>31008221

>image captcha
>select all "Waffles"
kek
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>>31008231
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>>31008156
You clearly don't know what a wook is do you? next time, don't openly admit to being a fuckin boot
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>>31008245

US Military standards have dropped significantly since Iraq, and that's a damned true fact.
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>>31007580
can you imagine having her as DI and taking anything she says seriously
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>>31008241
>Guy looks in direction of grenade
nigger what the fuck
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I only have one story of a retarded female troop.

>Brigade ex 2013 in Meaford
>final 2 days are just recce and advance to contact
>HQ decides final day will instead be a 3am company assault on the urban-ops area
>everyone loads up on ammo (blanks), water, snacks, and smokes before we step off
>assault starts and we take over a 3 story building as a support base
>instructors with the God-gun for the WES gear decide to kill everyone but me in our room
>I take over the C6 and provide fire while everyone advances
>suddenly some random femlette thats 5' tall with a C6 comes into my position
>asks me to take her C6 because its heavy
>tell her to set up her gun in a window and to start shooting
>she burns through her belt and just stops firing and sits in place watching the assault
>tell her to reload, she says she left the extra belts of ammo because the bag was too heavy
>give her my C9 I slung over my back because shes fucking stupid
>she just sprays until it jams and starts bitching that my C9 is shit
>one of the "dead" guys gets annoyed and takes it and un-jams it for her
>she starts shooting again finishing off the box, decides to load in a mag instead of taking 1 of my 6 boxes
>gun immidietly triple-feeds because C9's can't handle mags, let alone mags with blanks
>few moments later a Warrant comes in pissed off, starts screaming at her
>she belongs to another platoon and took their C6 to my position after the gunner was wacked
>she thought running to the nearest building was better than following her weapons commander
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>>31007617
>9 pushups
>45 in two minutes for US Males

lmao
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>>31007693
*stocky
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>>31007278
Your post's phrasing is confusing, you do understand that women can't be drafted in the US right?
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>>31007359
because white girls get hitched by rich fucks to become "successful"
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>>31008135
>primarily female IDF unit gets in firefight with enemy force
>all male unit has to fly over in choppers to save their asses

They are a propaganda unit, nothing more.
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>>31008273
It's obviously a training grenade you dip. It's still dangerous if you're standing on top of it, but it won't kill you.
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>>31008276
It's stories like this that makes me wish there was a way to do an experiment where I could drop my brother (the 115 pound one from >>31007668) into training and scenarios like this.

I want to see what would happen, since I know he would do better than most females and he isn't a cunt. It'd be extra funny just to see a female bitching about something and him just taking it casually.
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>>31008084
Shitposting right here.

Women and men are not equal when it comes to combat mindsets. Its fucking simple biology, nothing we can change
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>>31008084
Yes, because deployment is always near places containing large amounts of humans with vaginas and the sex drive is just a thing that can *poof* out of existence.
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>>31007850
>over 1 million males in US military service
>less than 25,000 females in US military service
And I guarantee there are still more shitbag females than shitbag males.
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>>31008135
>dat pistol grip
>dat 2-finger charging
>dat smile

she's a qt, but I wouldn't want that wook covering my ass in a gunfight
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>>31008202
rage is good, not uncontrollable tho m8. The most effective fighters are ones who keep a clear head and wits when shtf
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>>31008363
>looking at things exploding in front of you can't hurt you

keep up the good work m8 you'll make us all proud
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>>31008471
Watch it again.

It's a puff, not a boom.

This, however: http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/11/soldier-fails-grenade-range-dies/
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>>31007359

Because the tall, white, good-looking ones fuck the CO and get good jobs/postings.
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>>31008490
duffelblog is satire news
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>>31008135
You see the rifle she has? Notice how it's not a flat top or has an optic or rail? That's because she's a POG and is posing for a photo op. She doesn't do anything else.
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>>31008084
>men are in prison because of rage
Retard statist alert. You really think only violent people go to prison?
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>>31007850
So you're argument is that women are competent soldiers because men are
>mad bc can't get laid
>mad bc males are giving away power to females
>there are a lot of shit soldiers already
Great points.
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>>31006615
I reverse image searched this and pic related popped up in "visually similar images" TopKek
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>>31008272
I can't imagine taking a woman seriously no matter her title.
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>>31008681
So what happens if you disrespect a female drill sergeant? I feel like I'll just laugh in their face.
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>>31008676
This looks like the start of some really weird porno.
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>>31008064
You're right, I didn't notice it before.
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>>31008699
I always figured the same thing but the screeching in your face just pisses you off and you just do whatever you have to do to get them to shut the fuck up
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>>31008309

You better go google it then anon.
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>>31008084
>male only prisons are filled with men
Gee, really sparks the synapses
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Can someone post the one where a combat medic knocks out a CO because he won't hold still for two stitches?
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>>31008699
Obviously you fuck her in her quarters later.
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>>31007850
b8
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>>31008033
Anyone have the video?
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>>31007880
Read any good poju lately Phil?
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>>31008699
You do what she tells you to do...because the DS that you respect or fear will eat your soul if you dont.
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>>31008128
When you say "thick", do you mean high test, or fat?
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>>31007850
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>>31008836
>thick as pig shit
could be stupid
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>>31007850
>*action*
wtf I love women in the military now
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>>31006099

>USAF tech school
>Falling out for Friday morning formation
>Supposed to be outside by 0545
>CQ sign-out computers fuck up
>Line starts forming as airmen wave CACs futilely at scanners
>Line gets bigger
>Line winds al the way up all four dorm staircases
>Base network is more fucked up than Hillary's cunt after being fired from Watergate investigation
>0544
>Still massive line as system reboots 4 more times
>Petulent, fish-lipped niggress NCO waddles out of flight office
>Lets out enraged chimpanzee screech
>EVERYONE PULL OUT A 341!
>LEAVE 'EM ON THE DESK
>WHAT A DISGRACE, AIRMEN
>NONE OF YOU HAVE A SINGLE SHRED OF INTEGRITY!
>Stops screeching long enough to tell two fellow nigresses and one Tyrone "Oh y'all go ahead chil'. I got you covered."
>All other (white) airmen have 341s pulled
>Over 100 collected in massive stack
>Sheboon yells that all of us will be taking Letters of Reprimand to our first bases
>wat.jpg
>Go to class
>Come back at end of day
>Sheboon has arranged for a mandatory formation the next Monday at 1800 to discuss our "disgrace of the Air Force uniform."
>Area Defense Council gets over 100 reports of NCO misconduct
>Haven't seen NCO in a week.
>Never did get LOR
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>>31008084
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>>31008834
Oh yeah? What if she tells me to her pussy? Will she eat my soul if I refuse? What if I offer to eat her asshole?

Do recruits have a chance with female drill sergeants?
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>>31007850
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>>31008749
This desu.

They're all radical feminist carpet munchers with daddy issues, or just sluts. Either way they have no authority or charisma and they know it, so they either throw tantrums and scream until they have their way or guilt trip you.

Women in combat roles were a mistake.
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Let women into combat units, but only the ones who can meet the same standards as the men. The few women who can and want to do that and are also in the the military (instead of like, sports, where the majority of amazon women actually go to) should be allowed to.

All the scrubs who can't make it get sent to non-combat roles and safe garrison duties, along with the man-whale men who get put into different units away from the women.

Hell, we could probably replace the National guard and the reserves with all-female military units and the State Guards, have them never leave the States. Then you could send all the men to the front lines.
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>>31009310
What's even the point senpai, there are so few that could even "make" it, that it's not even worth it. Why waste resources on a group that has such a high failure rate just because a few might be successful, doesn't seem to be worth it.

>"replace the National guard and the reserves with all-female military units and the State Guards"

I highly doubt all female military units would be effective. Also, if they never leave their specific state, when would they be utilized? Are they merely some futile attempt at a morale booster to make women's egos even more inflated?
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>>31008618
This
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>>31008865
Wut
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>>31008051
>>31008064

I'm so fucking tired of seeing this stupid god damned meme.

First of all, she's a fucking nurse, hell, she might even be a physician, she is not a grunt. See that caduceus on her left arm? And this is likely her one week a year training exercise, not her daily fucking duty. This bitch is the one that's going to save your life, and hold your hand while doing it as you cry for your mommy.

Second, that sidearm IS NOT pointing at her, it's pointing behind her and to the left. You can tell because her hand is PARALLEL to her body.

Jesus, /k/ is full of dumbshit wannabes.
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>>31008135

That rifle doesn't even have a magazine in it.
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>>31007850
I am ashamed of all of you. You all forgot the rule. TITS OR GTFO!
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>>31009564
Did you see the part in the marine corp study about women being worse at evacuating casualties?

Her weakness may very well be the reason you die
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>>31007971
How about do a pullup, you weak cunt.
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>>31008990
>Do recruits have a chance with female drill sergeants?

anything that weighs more than a pillow and has some kind of stick shaped protuberance has a chance with any and all women in the army
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>>31008084
>That would be men. Men fill up the prisons because the can not control their rage.

They fill up prisons by killing people. That's perfect for the military. Men are more violent.

>That's a myth. There are plenty of women who are as strong as men.

Then why have none been able to meet the male standards?

>It's like you got your idea of women from a 1950s sitcom or something lmao

Or we've seen how they perform in survival situations where they break down, don't do shit, and then talk about how they're actually contributing when they're not.

>Yet it's men who come back with ptsd and bitch about simple things like "muh wimminz in military"

Maybe because they're actually killing people, having their friends get killed, and getting injured themselves. Wake me up next time your buddy jumps on a grenade in front of you, or his head gets blown off, or your legs get blown off from an IED.

>Maybe you would since you're a virgin sperg who's never been around women before

Maybe if you've ever actually gotten laid before you fucking bull-dyke. Half the women who join the military are butch dykes just like you.
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This video right here might sum up this entire thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9zp6kyIcWo
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>>31009676
Nurses aren't normally evacuating shit. Being a nurse is real hard fucking work. So go eat shit faggot.
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>>31007850
The nice thing about women in the military, where I'm from, is that regardless of their claims and being able to join almost every role, they always get shitcanned to office jobs and logistics.
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>>31009435
>I highly doubt all female military units would be effective. Also, if they never leave their specific state, when would they be utilized? Are they merely some futile attempt at a morale booster to make women's egos even more inflated?

Maybe make it more of a 'civil service' type thing, or a 'workforce who have small arms', a homeland guard thing maybe, something like that.

Have them do something useful, if they can't make the cut into front-line combat rolls or have a skill-set that puts them into logistics or medics or something, have them 'watch the homelands' and do something useful. Peeling potatoes, whatever.
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>>31008001
I heard something about how she fucked up her hips on this exercise, is that true?
Women can't even walk correctly without fucking up
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>women who DOR out of OCS have a better chance of being accepted than me
fucking marines man
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>>31008241
Dude on the left is a badass
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>>31009676
Unlike you, I don't have to "see the Marine Corps. study". I fucking lived it.

Military nurses are bad asses, and no amount of shit talking on /o/ is ever going to change that. Survival rates went from <10% during the Revolution, to >90% during OIF, in no small part thanks to the nurses you're trying to shit on. So, you can go fuck yourself, you ignorant little twerp. Or you can man up, raise your right hand, and do something worthwhile with your life, just like I did. Until you walk the walk, you're just a whiny little voice on the internet trying to sound like a grown ass man. And you're failing miserably.
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>>31006099
>tell NCO what's happening
>he makes bitching stop
>problem solved
Are you a bitch? Because you're doing more complaining than actually stopping the problem.

>ohh she complained so now I have to sit here and take this shit
>ohhh but I might get an Article 15 for back talking
>boo hoo, I cant stand up for myself and be a man when a job needs to get done and a woman isn't doing that shit

Or just fucking pick up her slack, wait a few months, and show your NCO.
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>>31010269
So nurses evacuate casualties?
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>>31008309
Ohhhh mytt Gahhdddd

Seriously dude, where have you been?
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>>31007971
You mad people are pointing out the ridiculous double standard and load of bullshit that is your "equality" How do you expect people to feel when you only have to make a fraction of the standards but act like you're just as strong. How do you expect people to feel when they know they are going to have to watch your back and take care of you when you can't even take care of yourself much less others who have to rely on you.
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>>31007850
Kill yourself rancid swine
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>>31010280
Don't try your smug little shit with me, little man.
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>>31010354
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>31009564
>she's a fucking nurse, hell, she might even be a physician

>be a nurse
>be too stupid to learn how to keep gun from making owie in belly
>despite training specifically telling you NOT TO FUCKING POINT IT AT YOURSELF

Being a nurse, I would hope, means you have above-average knowledge on how to avoid a common serious injury.
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>>31006615
>>31007858
Source? the second pic got deleted for some shitty reason
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>>31008128
I was there for that shit, fuck that bitch.
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>>31010499
Fuck, knew I shoulda saved it
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>>31010274
That was just a story I made up to get the thread going.
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>>31008156
Please be bait, if not you're about to be sorely disappointed.
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>>31010354

It's bait, you fucking moron, and you bit it hard.
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>>31010411

A picture is just a snapshot in time. You don't know what the fuck was going on the moment the photographer snapped this picture. All you have to go buy is some stupid commentary added by some misogynistic asshole doing his best to denigrate women because he's never so much as seen a real vagina up close. Typical fucking /k/. A bunch of wannabe Army men too fucking scared to actually volunteer. Guess what? That bad ass bitch did what you're too scared to do. And nothing you say is going to change the fact that she's more of a man than you will ever be. Think about that as you caress your AR as you weep silently into your anime girlfriend pillow.
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>>31010365
Smug shit? Are you a fucking retard? Did you read the comment you replied to before?

>Did you see the part in the marine corp study about women being worse at evacuating casualties?

>Her weakness may very well be the reason you die

They're talking specifically about evacuating casualties, and you bring up nurses. You're a fucking illiterate faggot.

You don't even understand the argument that someone is making, but you'll jump at the bits to show everyone your e-penis about how you're a MUHREEN.

Every fucking Marine I know, even the fucking WMs think women being in combat roles is fucking retarded.
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>>31007858
Gee ross
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>>31010579
well the person in that picture is a nurse, and someone used it to go off on women not being good for evac. People are salty because people like her have been saving lives on the reg since at least WWI.
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>>31010596
Not that anon but isn't the whole argument females in combat roles?
Like, personally I know a lot of females in a few branches who do fine in non-combat roles like nurses and everything, including some fantastic fighter pilots, but when it comes to things like infantry, artillery, armor, etc, it's getting into major physical differences and whether or not it's really worth it.
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>>31010579

>getting this buttmad over someone else baiting him with a post clearly not meant to be taken seriously

Idiot.
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>>31008241
>he just throws her dumb ass down the trench with one arm
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>>31010638
everyone's getting buttblustered, This thread is goddamn comedy
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>>31009435
>tfw I posted that and no one ever responded but one person actually saved my post
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>>31009564
This is still basic all corps soldier skills.
Especially if she is a medic, medics can be in contact.
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>>31010633
The general argument at this thread seems to be women in the military period. Most of these "stories" are about POG.
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>>31007580
id bang
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>>31010697
When you prove people wrong they like to shut up.
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>>31006965
>>31008227
>>31010499

I will post once more but censored so I don't hurt anyone's feeling and end up banned...
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>>31010758
T H I C C
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>>31009564
>She is not pointing a gun at herself

Her fucking hand is over the end of the barrel you blind autist
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>>31010771
>thicc
Are you European?
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>>31009564
She is pointing both her pistol and her rifle at her own body.
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>>31010697

>someone else saved my post
Then what's with all the (you)s in it?
Not knocking what you said, but I'm pretty sure you capped that yourself.
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>>31009564

>browsing /k/
>not knowing the basic rules on how to handle a firearm
git out
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>>31010758
>mfw the sensors and bra make a rare pee pee

Pepe*

My fuckin world
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>>31006099
all i can say its fucking bullshit their pt test isnt the same as mens
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>>31006099

What if I told you that the only woman in my particular unit did a lot of things better than most of the men did?

She was 35Q, btw. So yeah, we're all a bunch of fucking deskjocky fobbits, but we still are trying to do our best too, considering netsec is fucking awful across the DoD and the army in particular.

I can't say anything about her from basic, but she had her apft badge, but thats not saying much.

She did have a head for software, but she was short, and often needed help on setting up some of the racks with our routers.
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>>31007580
>file name
You will be....
I have the utmost respect for DI's after I learned how much hell they go through training our ass's
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>>31010758
Found the rest of the set...

Shall I post it?
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>>31010269
>nurses responsible for survival rates
>not modern medicine
wew lad
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>>31011521
Imgur link it?
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>>31007359
Because a pissed off Latina is dangerous.
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>>31010269
Nurses do very hard work, yes, military or not, but to say it's thanks to them that death rate dropped, and not MOTHERFUCKING PROGRESS MADE BY MEN means you must be one raging cunt.
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>>31010578
>"Snapshot in time"
Riddle me this roastie, I know this might be difficult since you're only here to stir up trouble, but how long does it take for a bullet to leave either of those barrels? If that camera had time to click then so did the guns. But by all means, keep defending improper firearm handling because of >"muh soggy knee"
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>thread derailed by b8
Wow, women ruin everything, even by proxy
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>>31011521
Yes, imgur link like he said
>>31011577
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>>31010758
Here's another I found
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>>31006099
Why is her salute all fucked up
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>>31011577
>>31011647
It wasn't on imgur... I had to dig a little on this thing called internet.

Dumping comencing soon.
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>>31010578
>A picture is just a snapshot in time.

Yeah and in that time she's pointing not one, but TWO weapons at herself. She's breaking one of the main Cardinal fucking rules of weapon usage. Hell, there are 5yr olds that can understand this shit better. And I know that a ton of people on this thread are current or former military, and we share the same thoughts. So fuck off
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>>31011670
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>>31011661
>>31011682
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>>31011661
MAKE AN IMGUR GALLERY
SET TO PRIVATE
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>>31010211
No, he's an instructor doing his job.
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>>31011661
Nigger, we mean make one, it's not hard to do, takes like 10 seconds.

It's on this thing. Called the internet.
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>>31011691
>>31011702
Ok, ok.

http://imgur.com/a/s4Z7f
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>>31008931
Still working on making that story convincing, eh /pol/? It gets more and more elaborate every time you post it.
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>>31011718
Atta boy
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>>31006615
Ah, what a good meritorious promotion photo.
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>>31011803
Actually on that note,
>Be Marine a while back, pog type
>Go on Marine of the Quarter board
>loose to some bitch
> W/E i would have won if S-3 had bothered to input my MCMAP belt, pft, cft, and rifle score, fucking plebs.
>Later she goes on a meritorious board. (wasnt on this one)
>Wins against people way more qualified.
>wtf?
>Board was all Sergeants
>She was sleeping with 2 of them
>Later I have to actually work with her
>She sucks at her job and is a total bitch
>Eventually her whoring got so bad they conferred a meeting of the in group senior male sergeants to pass word that she had the herp discreetly.
>Out of 5 of them 4 had slept with her, 5th was married.

We also had a married staff sergeant sleeping with a meritorious sergeant, and the C.O. had some weird relationships with some of the female enlisted but I don't think it was sexual.
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>>31011720
does saying nigger mean you are from /pol/?
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>>31007850
(You)
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>>31007880
go watch some cartoon penises Phil
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>>31008084
(You)
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>signing up for Shitposting Worldwide right now
>the two smallest girls I have ever seen in seats infront of me
>two fat guys
>one fat 40yr old
>two 15 year olds
>one balding guy in his 20s

>one other normal white male, who absolutely shat himself in the apptitude testing

Be All You Can Be? right guys?

To be honest, having not served, but knowing a fair few guys who have, and being in a relatively military family deal, I am not overly worried.
Everywhere I look at recruiting, on pamphlets, and in the marches, it's all brown, female, or retarded.
I feel this is simply a move to try and showcase the army as being open to people like that joining, rather than the actual situation within the armed forces. Let's not get worked up over a few trolls and retards from /pol/ smearing their shit on this board.
Why is this not a general military fuckup thread? what makes it funnier about women?

Tbh I am sure everyone knows a Pvt.Pile, male or female. Lets come together in support of the forces, regardless of their current marketing gimmicks, instead of this bullshit.

>guns.
Also, hookahs on base in Western Militaries, anyone heard/seen this shit? As I love em
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>>31010758
mods confirmed for actual faggots
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>>31007284
This made my night anon thank you.
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It seems to have been scrubbed from history, but didn't the USS Yellowstone (destroyer tender) have a prostitution problem back in the early 90's? All I found of it was someone's blog mentioning that their CO had told their crew not to fraternize when they were alongside.
On the my submarine tender, I never made the connection between getting a chief from the Yellowstone and the broken wrists in female repair berthing. It was pointed out to me much later that pimps do that kind of thing.
The mature female sailors were competent. The skanky ones were OK ads long as you didn't expect them to do anything.
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>>31012162
I knew a Marine bitch that was a stripper in Jacksonville.

NC, obviously.

Then again I also knew this nigger faggot who used to strip on the weekends at gay night clubs and made a ton of money.

That was also the 4th male stripper i met, or person who claimed to be, in the military. The only one who was still doing it though.
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>>31008836

Fat is fat.

High "test' is a myth.
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>>31008128
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>>31009564
You clearly haven't met Army/USAF nurses and physicians...They're not medics.
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>>31009929
>Being a nurse is real hard fucking work
And if they were capable and not stupid they would have become doctors instead
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>>31012508
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>>31012517
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>>31008084
The only thing i have known women to do in the military is one of two things. Bitch because you give them an equal work load and cause the entire unit to be put under investigation for SHARP and EO (fucking dindu bitch) orrrr and here is the really really femiluar one....they just get knocked up to avoid any rotation anywhereor to avoid doing what they fucking joined for. I know this is bait but i have to vent being that here i am wasting my god damn life up at the ass crack of dawn. Fuck women in the military you are useless and belong in one of two places. Medical field or a damn spoon.
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>>31006099
Are inept females in the military an American thing? Or does everybody else have them?

I only ask because despite spending most of my adult life in the military, I have not seen anything approaching those stories I read on here. It probably helps that I spent half my career where there are no females(recon, etc.) and the other half at division HQ where physical fitness doesn't matter all that much.
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>>31011718

You missed a few.

https://militarygirlswivesgirlfriends.tumblr.com/post/145768368562
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>>31011718
It's 6:21 in the morning and I'm in my truck at works parking lot wanting to jack off already
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What a sad pathetic thread. The military is for losers who were either too stupid to go to college and get a real job or play too much Cod and think they're fucking Rambo. I really like how you all shit on girls when most don't even want anything to do with the military or guns in the first place. It's not suprising some females are as idiotic as men when it comes to war but that's expected because everyone is human after all. The sad truth is most say they go to war to "protect the country" but that's bullshit and we all know it. It's because they want to live out their pathetic war fantasy even if it means taking innocent lives for no reason. This is the real world not a game and I suggest you all think before you open your idiot mouths next time. I honestly truly feel sorry for you rejects.
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>>31008001

>looks straight down into the barrel of her rifle
>uses her rifle as a staff

Sweet Jesus
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>>31012735
Watch military fail videos. Almost 99% men. You're just being ignorant or you're actually retarded if you think girls are the only ones fucking up.
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>>31012774
Except guys are immediately de qualified for that shit.

Guess who wasn't :^)
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>>31012687
Here's your (you) moeshit
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>>31009564
The patch on her arm denotes Army MEDCOM(Medical Command). It doesn't mean she's for sure medical personnel, she could be any number of support jobs within that command. Just some FYI for you in the future.
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>>31012774
That's because 90% of the military is men.

Example:

Look at this ghetto. Why are so many black people dying in this ghetto? It must be racism, not the fact that 99% of the ghetto is black.
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>>31012836
You're such a leech it's not even funny. I'm glad they teach you how to bitch properly in the military otherwise you'd never be able to find a job after the government disowned your ass after you retired. You act more like a female than most people I've met in my life. I bet you're not even military are you? You probably don't even know how to shoot a gun properly.

>>31012837
Nice comeback. I'd expect an argument if that stature form a deformed hillbilly or something but considering this is you I'm impressed. Go upstairs and tell your mom what you accomplished here today.
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>>31012911
Of*
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>>31012911
You're not even trying moeshit
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>>31012910
That's because most females aren't stupid enough to join the military in the first place. The fact that there are more men in the first place proves how idiotic men are.
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>>31012936
If that's your best argument I'd suggest you ignore me altogether because you're clearly not worth my time. Go play Halo Wars or whatever you do in your spare time.
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>>31012951
Why Halo Wars? I'm so confused. Of all the examples you could use why use that game as one?
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>be in aviation unit
>working on glorious Blackhawk
>female crew chief working on it
>inside the cockpit
>doesn't pay attention
>grabs the canopy jettison switch
>det chord inside door explodes
>inside the fucking hangar
>door goes flying across the hangar luckily not hitting anything on the way
>female crew chief comes crawling out nearly deaf from the explosion
>mfw she didn't get any counseling or ucmj and I had to repair the door
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>>31012956
>changing the subject to escape the argument

Please kill yourself and get it over with already.
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>>31012967
I wasn't even part of the conversation.
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>>31012940
> aren't stupid enough
> takes 3 million years to reach some kind of resemblance of equality with men and that's only in modern countries where they rely on nothing but crying, voting, and withholding snu-snu from men to get what they want.
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>>31012971
As soon as you said the stupid shit you did you became part of it. Think before you post next time.

>>31012972
Wow, I bet you feel like some tough son of a bitch don't you? You're just so superior in your head aren't you? Think about what you just said and how much of an idiot you are for a second. I'm not even joking. Ponder on those words.
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>>31012687
>>31012911
>>31012951

Is this seriously the exact same anime shitposter from one of the tank threads? What the fuck?
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>>31013016
>shitposter

Nice meme. It's called most people can't handle the truth and resort to calling me a "shitposter" such as yourself
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>>31012997
Nice deflection without an actual argument.
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>>31013050

He did that in the tank thread too.
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>>31013050
Stop communicating with cancer otherwise it won't leave
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>>31013050
Okay then Tom Sawyer tell me what's the actual "argument" because I'd love to know. What are you crying about this time? I'll wait.
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>>31013070
Nice deflection without an actual argument.
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>>31013072
That's exactly what you did right now. Are you kidding me? Tell me exactly what you'd like me to clarify for you because obviously I said something that's far above your level of comprehension.
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>>31013077
Nice deflection without an actual argument.
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>>31013077
You didn't say why you referred to Halo Wars specifically.
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>>31013082
Are you serious? I knew 99% of people who browsed /k/ were retarded tin foil hat wearing peices of shit but really? You expect me to stop dead in my tracks in the middle of an argument to talk about fucking halo wars with you? Please don't talk to me anymore unless you have something reasonable to say. This honestly made me a little sad for humanity.
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>>31013097
Nice deflection without an actual argument.
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>>31013100
>responding

This is why people think /k/ is a joke.
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>>31013102
Nice deflection without an actual argument.
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>>31013102
People don't think /k/ is a joke. /k/ is literally a joke. Look at the moron underneath you. He can't even tell who he's arguing with anymore because I trashed him so hard. I'm literally dying right now.
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>>31013124
Nice deflection without an actual argument.
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>>31013097
Women shouldn't be in the military because they'd just get their gross vagina fluids on everything. And anyway, there would be no reason to have them around because real men are only attracted to other men and women are only good for fucking.

Check and mate.

And don't talk to me, by the way. If your opinion was worth anything you wouldn't be posting it on 4chan. Haha, later losers. As if I'd care about anything you would have to say.
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>>31007850
poor bait
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>>31013127
>>31013100
>>31013078
>>31013072
>>31013050
KEK
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>>31013133
I literally broke the one guy and now this. Just when I thought you freaks couldn't get any sadder. I shouldn't underestimate you guys as you're always reaching for new heights.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YpuRcmPnSTM
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>>31013153
i bet you think o@@:@:@@:@/@/@2&2&28:&&:&'dmsnndneweeddxx>>31013153
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>>31013153
Nice deflection without an actual argument.
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>>31013153
Lmao, anime watching loser doesn't have anything to say so he posts a funny youtube video. I bet you watch anime because you can't get a real girlfriend so it fills an emotional void in your life, meanwhile I have a banging hot 10/10 gf who I have sex with whenever I want. (She just gave me a bj, it was great.)
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>>31007850
Here's your (You), now get out.

>*sips tea*
This is the cherry on the bait.
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>>31013170
Great therapy session anon. I hope you feel better about yourself now. If you want to talk to me about your problems at least have the decency to post a more entertaining picture will you?
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>>31013178
kekskekleoepppdodidjrjrjkrovojfjirjrjnfnfjjdccff'skslls:&:&&:$38(8($$4$&"/0:$;!;;&;!4!;7)4>>31013178
>>31013178
>>31013178
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>>31010758
you know, for a second i though i didn't need to see the uncensored version, but when i saw it i wouldn't imagine a diferent world. those are some grade A mamaries.
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>>31013178
Nice deflection without an actual argument.
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It's clear you're all pathetic and I just want you all to know I'm ditching you in order to go and argue with the big boys on /a/ so I'll be leaving now. You've let me down once again /k/.
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>>31007897
If the minimum was difficult at all, they just wouldn't do it.
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>>31008276
>one of the "dead" guys gets annoyed and takes it and un-jams it for her
kek.
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>>31009898
What a lad, shame about the hate i know he will be getting for researched and evidence backed facts. Oh well
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>>31013201
Nice deflection without an actual argument.
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You mean other than one million sexual harassment and assault powerpoint classes?
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>>31008001
This doesn't really bother me, because she's getting up every time.

Except at the end, when they're all fucking cheerleading, that was just ridiculous.
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>>31008363
You train as you would in practice. Even if he knew it wouldn't blow his leg off, he still should have looked away.
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Anyways let me retry posting this
>get new female officers in field artillery
>go to field
>setting up poc fdc, net, etc full works
>female butterbar decides she needs the tables put up asap
>pulls everone off other tasks, including SGT on radio
>spend hours rearranging tables due to woman logic of "no I think they would look better over here"
>BC and 1sg show up wondering wtf
>BC loses his shit
>have to pack everything up and move location now
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>>31008033
I love the look of the middle guy in this picture so much. You can see how much he is trying to hold back from screaming for half an hour straight about all the shit she is fucking up
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>>31012652
thats a funny looking dog
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>>31013323
That's a raccoon, jackass.
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>>31012687
Yeah i'd like to see you get off your fat ass and grow a backbone. If it isn't a good paying job it sure as hell is a learning experience that gives you something good to put on a resume. Understand that word? Probably not, Asshats like you reside off welfare and that alone. Shitposting all day and "struggling to keep up". You know what? Get a fucking life. We were having a good thread until your fat ass wandered in here.
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>>31013380
You must be new to 4chan.
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>>31012266

You obviously done have much experience with women if you don't think some women carry their weight differently than others
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>>31011720
It hasn't changed except slightly since the first time I saw it posted. Not anymore elaborate except he hasn't seen her. That's believable since a week ago it had apparently just happened and he was waiting to see what happened.

Maybe there's another website more your speed if literally everything triggers you.
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>>31013380
>triggered this hard

Anime poster must have hit where it really hurts.
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>>31013401
Been here since the Scientology raids in 2010. Not that long.
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>>31013261
lol I have seen that shit too. But here is an unrelated story.
>Iraq 08
>female admin I have to deal with is a total bitch
>gets away with it because tits
>Im on one base, she is on another, but I have to get supplies for my mission through her
>she litterally cant figure out that when I send a SITREP with blank in the space that reffers to her duties meams I dont need anything.
>bitches me out over VOIP phone
>I lol and hangup on her
>this becomes a regular part of our inter action
>finally on the same base as her
>she is bitchign at me (same rank), says I cant hang up on her now
>walk into my hootch, lol and slam the door
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>>31013097
>retarded tin foil hat wearing pieces of shit

I was about to argue but who am I kidding.
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10/10 thread guys.
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>>31011589
This desu
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>>31008676
gains ghoul
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>>31006701
Why is everyone so mad? It builds character.
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>>31013568
>says the actual man in the thread

Do you think you're better than everyone?
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>>31013582
I'm pretty good.
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>>31007850
>>31008084
I don't remember bait being on the gear list for this op
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>>31009640
Make 4chan great again
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>>31010061
I wouldn't be surprised if that happened. There's a reason they can't carry as much weight as men.
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>>31008156
not all marines are built like John Cena.
I ship out next month too and my body looks like shit. I passed two IST's in a row, on Friday then the next day on saturday.
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>>31008256
>US Military standards have dropped significantly since Iraq, and that's a damned true fact.
the USMC is upping its standards, even on the IST.
They're adding ammo can lifts and they raised the minimum pull-ups from 3 to 5, and males now have to run the 1.5 mile in 12:30 instead of 13:30
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Isn't the sniper with the most confirmed kills ever a girl?
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>>31013667
400+ confirmed kills plus 11 enemy snipers who actually knew how to use their guns unlike the mudslims.
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>>31013689
With a Mosen-Nagant rifle.
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>>31008362
>be Jew
>fly in American made heli to save some grills
>see jewesses getting their asses handed to them
>use my American made m4 to gun down countless Arabs
>savedtheday.mp4
>later at base
>try to make a move on this one qt Jew I saved
>ask to take her on a date to the local bank
>she reports me for sexual assault
>mfw
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>>31008033
That's the army MEDCOM patch. She's probably a nurse or xray tech or something.
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>>31013706
The jokes on you for hitting on Jews.
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>>31009564

You're an idiot.

She's rear echelon. By the time I make it to her, I'm already doped the fuck out if she is actually medical staff and not MEDCOM support.

And she is pointing guns at herself which is not only against training but against all human common sense.

So shut your mouth, boot.
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>>31010771
raaaaaab?
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>>31013732
Either way she's helping to save your life.
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>>31007850

I'm responding to a troll post.


But


Notice how you're going in. Not in.

Therefore you have no experience.

So stfu, boot.
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>>31011589
Amen
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>>31013751
Where were you about an hour ago? We needed you then.
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>>31013751
>Therefore you have no experience.
ayy, she probably already has lots of experience, and is probably joining for more experience. AYYY

something something cleaning grenade tubes
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>>31013749

If she's actually medical staff, maybe.

Being part of MEDCOM doesn't make you medical staff.

But even so, that means she gets a free pass for stupid shit?
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>>31013763

Sleeping.

>>31013774

I like you.
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>>31013790
What would you do to her?
>>
In the Dutch army (if you can even call it that) women are except from doing an exercise since it can damage their ovaries. However due men looking down on them many women do it anyway to show them they are ballsy enough to be in the army.
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>>31013813

Nothing, she outranks me. And she's a female bootenant so I can't even yell.
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aZsHi4Ir5LI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UmJuMStuhC4
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>>31013835
Am I supposed to feel sorry for you because I find that hilarious.
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>>31013835
This is really funny for some reason.
>>
I never got how this became such a problem. Just make day one a basic fitness test and see how many women youve left over. If you need more women then just pad it by making them receptionist or something.
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>>31007850
According to the number of replies it's a solid 9/10 bait, but the answers also proves there are a lot of rancid neckbeards posting ITT.
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>>31013859
He got a much, much higher dose, even if he did cry like a bitch.

She kind of bitched out from a tiny squirt, so his dose would have killed her.
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>>31013868

You're supposed to feel stupid for postulating on things you don't know about.

But you won't. You're too stupid to feel stupid.
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>>31013899
Oh so now I'm supposed to automatically know your rank? Please entertain me more.
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>>31013897
I didn't say anything. I just posted two random videos.
>>
just report all shitty anime posts, maybe the mods are awake and ban ready.
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>>31013933
>anime posts

Your still on about that? That nigger must have fucked you up something good.
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>>31013923
I know you didn't say anything. But someone would say something.
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>>31013667
>>31013689
>>31013700
>believing Soviet Propaganda
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>>31008272
Everyone in that picture is a woman, so im assuming the only people she needs respect from are other women.
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>>31013916

No, I meant military stuff in general. Remember, boots go on your feet and what do they never do?

Talk. They don't talk. Shut your cunt-lips.

Even though you're most likely a never-served.
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>>31013946

i just got up and read this thread, shame you idiots would rather argue with that shit than just report it.
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>>31008084
Looks like someones trying to be a white night cuck
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>>31013974
Judging by how long it took you to reply you must have realized how much of an idiot you sounded like just now. All I simply said was I find if funny that she outranks you. You're clearly the one making a big deal out of it and getting mad.
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>>31013977
I personally found it funny.
>>
Not even crack a smile funny. That shit had me laughing.
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>>31012687
Nice b8 m8
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>>31012951
Trying to make a argument when you keep a anime picture. Hows that neckbeard
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>>31013996

>you replied at 1014
>I replied at 1023

Such a long time.

Don't worry, neverserved, you can probably offer expert advice on something else.
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>>31008084
>it's men who come back with PTSD.

>it's men who come back with PTSD

Does it occur to women that we men do not WANT women exposed to gore, maiming, IEDs, extreme violence?

Men go to war so women don't HAVE to. We do it willingly, see. You're welcome...
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>>31014143
Why do you keep replying to me? Does what I think matter that much to you?
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>>31008064
>Welfare chute
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>>31014167

No, being an asshole gives me nigh sexual level of pleasure.
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>>31014199
Didn't you say I was stupid? Why would you even respond? You said and I quote "you're to stupid to feel stupid" right? That's literally means you're arguing and continuing to argue with a stupid person in your eyes. Congratulations.
>>
>>31014199
Please waste more time on me sempai.
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>>31014218
>>31014228

Double post, disregarded as trash.

Keep up your damage control.
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>>31014249
I'm just glad you're still willing to talk to me. This is why medical bitch outranks you anon.
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>>31007336

haha serves her right you know she wasn't being private about notifying people about it if she wanted out of work.
>>
>>31007704

It hides her troll face anon just let it slide.
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>>31007850

Tits or GTFO.
>>
>>31013424

I'm sorry what? Speak engrish much?
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>>31010269

Yea that is all because of women. mmmhhhm.

yep.
yeppers.

Not because surgeons figured out washing their hands was a good thing, nope that can't fucking be it.

Maybe advancement in medical techniques? Psssh nah the women could just sew better.

Oh oh oh I know it is because of evacuation times being shorter due to helicopters. Nope it is because women have the strength of supergirl and the speed of the flash.

yeah thats it women are fucking superior at everything.
>>
>>31012495

The cervix is a thing. Try harder next time
>>
>>31014758

The cervix is not impermeable
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>>31011352
>This one woman was good so they should all be good.
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>>31008128
Can confirm.
Bitch made our lives hell.
>Can't go off base.
>Only go to Port side in chucks or bravos
>Have to have battle buddy. Even to PT.
>Try to get haircut line is literally a mile long.
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>>31014758
So is trivial research. This kind of thing happens from time to time
>>
>>31015024

I love that he praised her and then gave us all the disqualifiers for why she's not so great.
>>
>>31008400
It can be changed actually, it just involves pumping shit loads of testosterone into the women in question.
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>>31007910
I weigh 300 fucking pounds (serious GI problems and depression) and I can do that shit.
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>>31006099
>that salute
confirmed civilian
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>>31012652

No I only posted the ones she's on uniform... There's actually A LOT more than that.
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>>31015651
Just don't buy the food and you won't eat it, my man. Fixing your diet will help combat your depression.
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>>31007580
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>>31016183
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>>31010578
roastie detected

>muh soggy knees ashol!
>4chan is virgin meme

yeah right.
go back to >>>/tumblr/, nigger cunt.
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