How the fuck

File: Valkyrie.jpg (250KB, 890x1600px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 890x1600px

And add a faggy video game media image for military style n shit too

1: fold into triangle
2 place base of triangle on forehead, apex down spine
3 take tails of triangle, which should be in front, cross them at throat, and bring behind head
4 tie behind head. Tight.
5 no, tighter
6. Asphyxiated yourself for being this fucking stupid that you couldn't figure out how to tie an oversized bandana. YOU INCLUDED PICTURES FFS

>>31000377
Dont be a raging cock sucker you 26-30 something year old waste of space

Im asking how to tie it in that style if you dont know how then just fucking say you dont kno how aside from the myriad of things you should know how to do like get a fucking job and not being such a pussy ass bitch your miserable life. But thabks for the advice anyway. Have a nice day

TL:DR shut the fuck up

File: 1436169729960.gif (3MB, 360x176px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 360x176px

>>31000377

File: image.png (212KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 500x333px

>>31000430
Did I hurt your feelings? I'm sorry bby.
At least I'm not such a waste of space that I couldn't figure out how to tie a fucking sand nigger scarf with pictures. It's literally folded in a triangle, put on head and the tails put over the shoulders, trailing behind.
Also, keffiyehs are mad gay

>>31000508
you are one retarded ass hipster faggot.

>>31000588
Says the guy wearing a keffiyeh

>>31000638
You're still on my dick? Jesus kid.
Look I get you got insulted and want to try and use my own words against me and all cuz you aint got shit but god damn... You're getting the wrong impression that I want you to suck my cock just because you want to.

Ita ok if you dont know how to tie one of these. I dont either. Its also ok that you dont like them. I dont care because a shit ton more people than lonely ol you will and do wear them. Now go get that job and for the love of god quit vaping like all those other pole smokers

File: image.jpg (30KB, 231x218px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 231x218px

>>31000686
I'm at my job right now. I do know how to tie them, I learned in Iraq. And I've told you twice how to tie them. There's not one special way to tie them like your tae Kwan do belt. For someone who doesn't care, you sound pretty mad.
>your Bantz are weak

>>31000341
Web search how to tie a hijab.

Shmegmas are cuck tier now fyi, even worse if you wear it like a hijab.

>>31000722
Surely someone would never lie on the internet

File: image.jpg (1MB, 2448x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2448x2448px

>>31000757
Why would I lie? It's not like it's impressive. I could say "I learned to tie my shoes while in Iraq" and it would be equally impressive.

>>31000588
>Cant figure out how to drape a towel over his head while throwing the loose bits over his shoulder
>Calls others retarded faggots

>>31000855
Nigga you retarded

>>31000818
Holy fuck if that is actually you, you have a whole new set of issues not related to this topic.

You SHOULD be wearing a "keffuckya" just so no one has to look at your goofy down syndromed ass. How much cock DID you suck in boot bro god damn.

Holy shit dude you have me dying right now im so done lmao nigga look like gomer pile irl

File: image.jpg (147KB, 800x554px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 800x554px

You're all retarded.

>>31000818
Holy fuck dude if thats actually you, you have a whole new set of issues not related to this topic.

You SHOULD be wearing a "keffuckya" just ao no one has to look directly at that goofy ass down syndromed face of yours

You have me fucking dying right now dude. Im so done lmao nigga look like gomer pile irl

>>31000908
Fucking mcdonalds internet amirite
Thabks for the laughs numbnuts

File: image.gif (53KB, 449x205px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 449x205px

>>31000898
Nice comeback. How will I live with myself now?
Here some more high speed stuff you'll need

File: image.jpg (250KB, 1600x1019px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 1600x1019px

>>31000898
>saying nigga unironically

File: image.png (269KB, 1164x1086px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 1164x1086px

>>31000898
>if that's actually you
you caught me. I used my boyfriends CAC to impress people who can't tie a towel to their head in a Azerbaijani hair braiding forum.

File: image.jpg (60KB, 300x550px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 300x550px

>>31000898
Brb. I gotta stick a tube down a patients pee hole because urinary retention (also cause I love touching dicks, right guys?!)

>>31000507
I don't think there's a better suited reaction gif for that post. Well done.

>>31000932
>>31000950
>>31000961

Buttmad

>>31000898
>>31000908
You seem like a top tier cocksucker

>>31000638
Kek

>>31001011
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>31001156
Literally everyone on /k/ ever
Classic though

File: image.jpg (68KB, 316x360px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 316x360px

>>31001011
Yea man, I'm so mad that some random nigga who can't tie a goddamn tablecloth to his head, when he included pictures in his own post, is making fun of my big dumb face from a McDeez wifi at 2AM
It couldn't be that I'm super bored and loving every second of interacting with this mongaloid; shit posting to drag this thread out as long as possible.

>>31000936
Are you retarded? That's not how to tie a shoe

>>31001177
Who hurt you anon point him out

File: image.jpg (53KB, 637x504px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 637x504px

>>31001249

File: 1441551309267.jpg (302KB, 2585x2125px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 2585x2125px

>>31000341
Me Right The On!

Are Where One Which You?

>>31000341
1. Become a woman
2. Get some sick tats
3. Get hired to do a really good photo shoot
4. Loosely drape piece of super operator fabric over head
5. Adjust for desired appearance

I guarantee that head rag will fall off if she tries running.

>>31001272
This is one of the tamer things I've seen on here.

>>31000818
I'm a cybersecurity analyst on quantico, please stop posting your stupid CAC card to try and win internet fights

>>31000961
nothing wrong with touching dick eyes together

>>31001349
You have failed your cyber security challenge

>>31001349
Are you allowed to 4chans in the scif?

>>31000901
This. I found one of these when my gf was clearing out all her hipster stuff and i wanted to feel more oper8r on a sunday afternoon, this was the first image i found while spending literally seconds on google.

thread is bait.

File: 1454650220295.gif (3MB, 250x257px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 250x257px

>>31000973
Thanks man, I almost went another way with it. I appreciate you.

>>31000818
god damn you're a retard

i dont believe you were ever isuued a sicial security card, post it for proof or you dont exist

File: image.png (87KB, 326x196px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 326x196px

>>31002608
You mean SOCIAL security card?
Bet you feel silly now :^}

File: shemagh.jpg (272KB, 800x1952px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 800x1952px

>>31000341

File: cruisin64.jpg (356KB, 1000x673px) Image search: [Google]

356KB, 1000x673px

>>31000348
is this a joke?
GPS on arm
Watch wrong way around
shotgun but no shell pouch
drop leg holster riding way to low

>>31001205
Go fuck yourself, my CO told me that was the proper way of shoe tying.

>KISS
>420noscopezxXx
>over 300 confirmed kills

>>31003926
wow, THE John Doe here on /k/, who woulda thought. It's an honor to meet you John.

>>31004851
I lurk, pop in every now and again when some high speed low drag super soldier needs help tying a dishrag to his head.

>>31000901

I liberated one from a farmer in Iraq.

>>31006074
Kind of clear just how much time you spend on the internet there buddy

>>31000901
Looks off

What's with all the weak banter on /k/ as of late?

>>31000818
>posting your cac on 4changs
Naw man. Naw.

>>31008585

A new influx is trying to fit in rather than shitting up the place. Ironically, it's shitting up the place.

File: bru tull.jpg (16KB, 300x299px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 300x299px

>>31000377