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Hello /k/...
So my best friend got deployed to Afghanistan for a year tour. Love the guy like a brother and want to keep his spirits up. We have a very comical relationship and I've decided to send him a different dildo each month as a care package.
Heres where you guys come in... I want a "tactical dildo bayonet" something you could literally attach to your rifle for the lol's (obviously he can't walk around base with it but the thought would be grand.)
How can I make this happen? Also how do I know the dildos wont be confiscated before getting to him? I have his address and seriously want to do this and dont mind paying the shipping cost.
Help /k/!
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>>30997222
It's okay, DADT was repealed and you guys can both come out and be with each other.
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>>30997272
His wife his 100% we have butt sex
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>>30997280
I'm not sure what you just said...
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>>30997222
Uh ok...
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I don't have any actual proof of this, but I'm pretty sure I read something about certain things being confiscated. I'm fairly certain a 12 plastic ass hammer will be on that list.
As for a mountable dildo bayonet, try just getting a rail mount or something and screw it to the top side of the dildo.
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>>30997356
This is going somewhere... I like the rail mount idea.
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>>30997222
You don't have to play coy with us here, we're all anonymous.
but still, >>>/diy/
Anyways, I think that the most effective way to implement this would be to attach a sling mount to the dildo. Since dildoes are made out of silicon(e) and are rather tough materials, you can fashion an attachment by drilling a hole through it and sticking a carabiner through, like pic related.
>>30997356
You could also do this, but the problem is that the screw threads could be damaged by just tugging on the dildo. It wouldn't be battle-ready.
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you need a dragon dick OP that knot makes for a good place to mount so it wont slide out.
kek kek kek
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>>30997394
Yes!
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Diabeetus Jim (ID: !3ZPcueuDcQ)
2016-08-15 23:51:08
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>>30997222
Op I've come to help you find only the BEST in homoerotic accessories that are battlefield grade. I present the tac sac .Made of a glass filled polymer, ensured to be robust, high speed and of course, low drag.
Finally get a hold of the REAL C(ock) clamp as it was intended! (trademarked by Chris Costa)
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>>30997222
>Also how do I know the dildos wont be confiscated before getting to him?
They won't be. Trust me on this one.
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>>30997280
I think they have threesomes and they use the wife as a substitute for fucking each other's holes like fags at an bug AIDs party.
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>>30997420
Have you send dildo care packages??
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>>30997429
Sent* fucking hate the mobile app and texting
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>>30997394
Those things are godlike, no joke.
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>>30997415
>...only the BEST in homoerotic accessories that are battlefield grade.
That is easily the best sentence I have ever heard.
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>>30997415
This guy gets it
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>>30997429
Received, during my kick on the 31st MEU.
I kinda freaked out. Got my little homemade 550 cord mace taken away from me. Not my proudest moment.
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