Dry Fire Olympics

buddy, how long is your pencil, that's going to make a big difference.

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>>30995117
Standard no2 my man

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>>30995138
here's mine

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>>30995081
Belgian no name gun in. 450

52 inches

HOW CAN AMERICANS EVEN COMPETE

>>30995285
Delet this

>>30995323
Someone with a hammer gun gun could probably do about as well. Maybe Ruger might have won if they decided to do something other than Glock clones and refined their P series.

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>>30995176
Anon, you are hereby ejected from pencilympi/k/s for the illegal use of a modified pencil.

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Sig P230
58 inches

Tried this with my Type 54, didn't even leave the barrel. Is this thread for real? Or am I just doing something wrong?

>>30995445
Make sure its flush up against the firing pin.

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>putting anything in my gun not designed for my gun
no thanks

>>30996124
>not fucking your gun
Do you know where you are?

>>30996124
I'm going to dry fire your chiappa

>>30996124
reddit.com/r/guns

>>30995081
OMFG GUYS THIS FUCKED UP MY DAD'S GLOCK HELP IM TOAST

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>>30996264
Remember don't use a Mauser broomhandle.

>>30996234
This became a meme already?

62.5 inches
Sccy cpx2

>>30996325
topkek

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>>30996338
Fuck forgot pic

tested with glock 19, did not even leave barrel. did i break something?

>>30996478
Try taking the eraser off.

>>30996478
pencil wasnt centered in the barrel the fining pin probably missed

>>30995366

16" with a gp100.

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Pencil moved like an inch inside my barrel
Rip P226 SAO

>>30997109
You'd better tell the LEGION(tm) forum about it

>>30997109

>32X32 jeans: Manlet detected

>>30997109
thats ok friend my 229 did the same

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Forgot the old lady was home.

What do?

>>30997267
I wear 36x32s...

>>30997247
But we'll all kill ourselves at the same time.

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>>30995081
15.5" with USP .45. I guess I'll go put it in the oven now since it sucks.

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>>30995081
SD9VE
9 inches

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>>30998001
Suomi M31
35 Inches
This test discriminates against pistol carbines, should be measured at the chamber instead. It's 51 inches from the chamber

>>30998039
You want to be a lanklet you will suffer in wrestling, you want to use a pistol carbine you will suffer in pencil shooting

Someone do it with a nugget

>>30995081
I can't play because I only have a Chiappa.

>>30996325
That's cause you're dad bought a faggot glock

>>30998070
Nugget bore's too small

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God damn 68 inchs
Springfield 1911

>>30998580
??????

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5906 got some blazing distace

>>30995176
>>30995176
fucking chicoms always doping.

>>30998783
Fucking hell

>>30997267

> 6'0 masterrace
> 34x32

>>30998070

I have done this with a WWII Mauser K98. It goes a solid 4 feet from what I remember. I think I may be being conservative.

I can't get it now, because my fucking safe fucked itself and won't open.

So who's winning?

>>30996338
Pics or it didnt happen

>>30997109
if your waist size doesnt start with a 2 you're a lard ass

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A shade under 51" for the Jew Gun.

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>>31000009

I think if the carpet was less thick it would easily get 60"

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>>30998580
>This guy doesn't know the meme

why does everyone have unsharpened pencils

Those with hardwood or tile floors have a pretty good advantage. My wore the fuck out cz75 just launched it around 6'6". I feel it would probably be closer to around 30" or 40" with carpet.

>>31000169
I've got like 20 of them just for dry firing my guns after I detail strip them, or mess with spring weights to make sure they work properly.

>want to participate in dry fire olympics
>15 guns to pick from
>dont have a single pencil in the house

:^(

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>>31000169
I use one to push that stupid faggot plunger out of the way so I can reinsert the slide stop into my 1911.

>dat idiot scratch from when I first got my gun

>>30999881
I did post one.

>tfw no pencils to shoot out of my funs
Fuck

>>31000234
Im having tbe same problem

>>31000200
Oh shit, we've got a real pro on the field today.

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>see everyone having fun shootan pencils out of their guns
>get excited to participate and generally fuck around launching pistols
>didnt even know that worked like that
>look for a pencil for like 20 fucking minutes
>clear round from chamber, load pencil
>get ready to take picture
>it moves like two fucking inches
>tfw

>>31000343
put the pencil into a cartridge with powder and then fire

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>>31000390

will this work

>>31000419
yes. the eraser works as a dampener for the force imparted onto the pencil by the bullet.

>>31000419
>use pliers to pull bullet out
>empty out powder
>chamber empty cartridge
>insert pencil into barrel
>point at thing
>harpoon thing with pencil

>>30999822
Mah nigga

>>30996234
40,000 keks

>>30998580
>>30996234
good thread. let this never end

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>>30999918

>>30997414
i don't believe that's a usp. your bullets are loaded correctly.

>>31000690
iim sorry you dont want to be a man anon

>>31000343
Make sure it is pressed up against the fucking pin, point it at the ceiling it it in and then pull, it'll launch it three feet minimum

>>31000476
I want to try this now
Maybe do it in my shotgun instead, with 4 pencils

>>30997304
Goddamn. Rip her sinuses. Every time she rides an airplane or a rollercoaster, she'll feel it in her face.
Might just be really good makeup though.

>>31000740
The pic is obviously fake, who the fuck would take a picture like that in the case of a pencil being rammed up a nose? PLus, a lot more blood would be involved.

I was kind of disappointed with the results out of my P99C AS, but then again I was using a colored pencil.

>>31000774
People take pictures of strange things all the time. I'm with you; it's more likely it's fake, but it might be real.

>>31000740
i'm with >>31000774
there should be more blood if real
kick ass make up job tho

>>30998624

fuck you motherfucker don't talk about glock like that

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81 inches

G42

>>31001003
Daaaaaaaaaamn son

>>31001003
Also: I measured from the chamber. Seems like everyone is measuring from the end of the barrel.

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Citadel 1911 163 inch's. The can bye the wall is were the pencil landed.probly would have gone further if not for the wall.

I only have a pen. Will post results when I get home.

Also, all these long distance shots have bare floors. Are you people checking for "distance where it stopped moving" or "distance where it impacted"?

>>30996337
What?

>>30999918
You're a fucking twink m8
Are you a top or bottom?

FN Hi-Power Mk 2 in 9mm (jew police trade in) : 49.5"
CZ 75 B in 9mm (buds gun shop police trade in): 23.75"
Bulgarian Makarov in 9x18 Mak : failed to clear barrel
FN 1910 in 7.65 Browning (.32 Auto): failed to clear barrel
FN m1900 in 7.65 Browning (.32 Auto): failed to clear barrel

Won't fit in .303 No4 Mk2 Enfield, 30-30 Thompson Contender, or Mosin Nagant. Didn't try 7mm Chilean 95 Mauser or 8mm Yugo M48 Mauser.
>hi-power confirmed best gun

>>30999822

6'5 220pounds reporting

>33x32

>>30999822
>6'1
>36-38ishx32
>am fat

>>31000734

literally didn't move at all

CZ999

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GP K100

114cm (44.88in) (3 feet 8⅞ inches) from muzzle, magazine well touching carpet, pencil stopped about 2cm from fan stand. Didn't expect to get that far.

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>>31000651
Lemme get that for ya.

>>31000476
I used to do this with a .22 and bamboo skewers.

>>30999918
>Waist is 11 inches
>Am lard ass
10/10

>>31002463
10/10

>>31000740
>sinuses are inside the nose
Wew lad

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I never new you could do this!

first for it depends on the height of the person

>>31002739
Actually the angle might effect distance, for revolvers and bulkier guns they might have an advantage.

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>>30995081
>homebuilt 1911
>57"
MURRICA STRONG

>>30995285
>>30995366
:^

>>31002702

you cant this whole thread is a meme

>>31002739
>at floor level
Are you fucking retarded?

>>30995081
>CZ's are supposed to shoot hella far they said
>pics of people sticking pencils in the ceiling they showed me
My P01 won't even get the pencil halfway out the barrel. WTF CZ, you betrayed me!

>>30999743
Winner so far

What is this Chiappa meme?

>>31002877
What is this posting in the thread but not competing meme? Get a pencil and a gun you fucking Nancy boy. Don't you dare post in this thread again without an entry.

Just got back from work. Cracked a cold beer, sat down in front of my computer, see this thread. Good day all in all. Never change /k/

>>31002923
nice blog, faggot.

Anybody else pull the bullets and powder from a .22 and load in a q-tip and shoot shit indoors?

>>31002590
Are you me? Started doing this with a little Daisy air rifle. Skewers fit damn near perfectly down the barrel

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Raifu build got however long this is. I'm thinking about 36 inches. Buddy's Taurus 709 Slim got a solid 85 inches. I'm guessing, really, but my hands are about 7 inches front middle fingertip to heel of my palm, so 12.5ishx7ish, I say 84 or 85 is about right.
>tfw my peestu is a cz52 and I am fucking terrified of dryfiring her, even with something in front of the pin
>tfw only 7.62 anyway so can't have shits and giggles pencilympics with first semi-auto family member

>>30995081
Going to try this with my anaconda when I get home
>At work to pay for more anacondas

>>31003107
oh shid, forgot I left that name up there from another thread

Anywho, I guess a Geissele doesn't smack the piss out of the firing pin.
Still the crispiest trigger I ever did pull.

>>31003007
Doesn't go anywhere because of the weird shape not stabilizing.dunp the powder and use the primer to shoot hot glue or wax

>>31003122

Do I want a two-stage trigger for three gun or a one stage?

>>31003424
Mine flew great, cut off one end and it's basically a paper dart with the remaining cotton end acting as fletching.

>>31003491
Not him but I like one stage because I don't feel that two stages are necessary for much outside of maybe precision shooting and even that I'm not sure about

Just get both, see what you like better answer sell the other.

>>30999999

>>31003530

>get both and sell one later

Not really an option right now senpai, gonna take a hit with reselling

I was leaning towards one-stage anyways, thanks. Is Geiselle the gold standard?

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>>30995081
>SW40VE

This is the best run, 36 inches even. Did this about 10 times, was strange that every other shot was alternating between ~30 inches and ~12 inches.

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I'm going to try it when I get home just for you fucks.

>>31003583
You should look at the dents in the pencil and see if different impact points were having an effect

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>>30995081

>>31000782
Colored pencils are lighter so should go farther

Define floor level. Are we talking magazine well on the floor or holding it gangster style?

>>31003722
A masochist, eh?

>>30999918
are you a twink, mine's is 36, i'm tall and wide(body builder style and not neckbeard) like a man should be

>>30999822
>1m82 (~6')
>34x36
>Makes sense it felt a big baggy

Mosin nagant : doesn't clear the barrel
Remington 1858 : meh.
Colt 1851 : meh.

>>31005205
How the fuck does this even work with percussion guns?

Can i compete?

i only have One of those one handed Crossbows

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>>31005474
That's cheating

>>31000774
>who the fuck would take a picture like that
The emergency room. But this particular one is fake.

>>30998783
45 stronk

>>30999918
found the manlet

>inb4 rimfire

>>31006156
22 is too small, it'd have to be a rare larger rimfire

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>>30995118
>>30996331
>Going on four years now
I was so much happier then.

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EAA Witness
Like 4 feet I swear
Also, there is now a pencil stuck in my Kalash.

>>30996124
At least my parents raised me right.

>>30998001
Oh look, it's the worst pistol of all time.
>be hi-point
>laugh at SD9VE's trigger made of play-doh and sponge-cake and its perma-grit slide function.

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>>30995081
24" with Sig P938. I guess I fell for the Sig pencil meme.

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HEHEHUEHUE

>ignore the mess pls still moving in

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>>31008933
Fantastic!

>>31008933
noice gunz dood

>>31008933
i legit don't understand how it went that far, i know it was from the fireing pin. howd ya do it

>>31008933
Bless you

>>31009297
Bic pens are a little lighter than pencils.

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Hungarian PA63, average of 69" using full length pencils.

>>31008933

weird question

that gun didn't move at all when he pulled the trigger (that I could see)

Why didn't the hammer pull back? why didn't the cylinder rotate? Is it a single action, or would that have any effect on either of those?

Please, I'm so fucking confused right now, I've never shot a revolver and that webm is fucking with my head.

>>31000134

Pretty sure he does know the meme.

>>30999822
How does that work... I'm 5'6" and I wear 30x32... You must have the longest torso ever...

>>31010121
It's a Mateba, Google it. It doesn't work like a normal revolver, it's special.

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>>31010121
Chiappas have some sort of weird hammer system because they fire from the 6 o'clock position instead of the 12 o'clock position like normal revolvers. Im assuming the hammer wasn't visible in the webm.

I would say he pulled the hammer back putting it into single action, and turning the cylinder at the same time. So when he pulled the trigger, the hammer hit the firing pin, pushing the pencil out of the barrel.

I don't really know anything about chiappas(if that's even spelt right), I'm not sure if they are sa/da or Sao. But on a sa/da revolver when you pull the trigger with the hammer down, the hammer will pull back and the cylinder will turn until the hammer is released striking the firing pin. Sa/da revolvers can also act like Sao revolvers if you manually pull the hammer back. With a Sao revolver, you have to manually pull the hammer back before each trigger pull, which also turns the cylinder.

I could also be 100% wrong because Ive never got to play with a revolver.

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FUCK I JUST ND'D


OP I JUST GOT FUCKING SHOT

>>31010270
If it wasn't in single action, he couldn't fire the pencil

>>31010301
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>31010239
>>31010270
>>31010303

I figured something was up with the make of the revolver, and not my understanding of revolvers in general

thanks.

>>31010303
Ya know, that makes sense.

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>>31010301
lol

>>31008933

Your flag is hung up incorrectly, the stars should be in the top right.

>>31010370
But... they are.

>>31010239
Dumbass. He wishes, I wish, you wish.
Its a fucking rhino. Which is still awesome but not a mateba. You cheapen his glorious contribution with your ignorance.

>>31010610
Lol

>>31008933

0317?

>>30999822
30x38 180lb 6'2" not fat guy here.

>>31010121
>implying it isn't airshit

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>>31001482
Found a pencil instead.

18 feet (6 18" tiles)
Girsan 1911

>>31001696
>>31002026
6' 0" barely not manlet reporting
215 and not fat (like 10-12℅ bf)
36x32 pants

guys wtf

>>31011722
>18'
>6 18" tiles

Still, 9' is impressive.

>>31010301

Someone check local news in about an hour, anon is probably bleeding out on the floor.

>>31002611
so how was your stay at Auschwitz?

>>31011722
PUT YOUR FUCKING BOOTS UP AND PICK UP THOSE CLOTHES

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>>31008933
Few things
1. Nice. I'd say you win the dry fire olympics so far
2. Sweet guns bro.
3. Is that a spear?
4. Murica. Glad getting the flag up was priority when you moved in. But you might want to hang your flag properly.

>>31013563
Noted, will do. Also yes, boar spear. Sadly I don't live in Texas anymore.

>>31007689
based

>>30999918
>Be unborn fetus
>Have .8" waist
>Am lard ass
Nice job

>>31001582
Chiappa means buttcheek in Italian.

>>31013446
Whoops.

I can't into math when I get home at 1 am from work.

>>31014474
unborn fetus is a pleonasm

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>>30998783
Got 75 inches with the Springfield Mil Spec
wew lad