Things in your emergency supplies intended to boost your morale?

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Weed.

>>30992975
chloroform

Salt and pepper, makes any animal you kill taste good.

Dragon dildo and a tub of icy hot

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>>30992975
Excessive masturbation and meditation. Music. I can spend days doing nothing but listening to music with my own thoughts.

Snickers, Thick-cut cured Pork Belly, and Cognac.
Best stuff for morale.

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>>30992975
Books. Books, books, books, books, books. When depending on the type of SHTF situation, power may go out. You'll need to save power of you have generators or some sort of power device, so books are a great option. They never run out of power, you can always carry one, they're easily obtainable and easy to find, and they'll help you forget the shit-hole that you are currently in.

Books.

>>30992975
A hard drive full of shitty memes and macros.

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>>30993061
>>30993034

I like you guys

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This will last you for years.
For the cost of one fleshlight you can get a case of rubber caterpillars and a jumbo jar of jlube powder.
Shelf stable, years of fun, easy to clean/reuse, makes rough hands into heaven, enough extra to trade with.

I'm here to help.

>>30993192
are you implying a wrap a childs toy around my dick to get off?

Do you just get off wanking with childrens toys?

>>30993271
>welcome to /k/

>>30993192
oh my fuck

the comments

https://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A#customerReviews

>>30993271
Its a cheap, nontoxic soft rubber sleeve with wiggly nubs. Pop off the welded plug and turn it inside out. Have you no imagination or desire for pleasure?

>>30992975
The usual in my life, booze and cigarettes

>>30993310

>Thank you J-lube, you've made my bosses foot up my rear a comfortable and somewhat wanted experience now. :)

>>30992975
A 30gb flash drive containing all the best greentexts and threads 4chan has produced over the years. It'll feel like nothing has changed.

i have a 5th of evan willims whiskey and a miniature chess/checkers set in mine. I've got a few friends who im going to have with me and it'd be nice if we could all keep our minds occupied. and if i end up alone as expected then at least i can get drunk and forget my troubles

>>30992975
>tfw you will never find a hidden stash full of dragon dildos left behind by a /k/ommando for others to find.

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>>30993310
Hahaha...

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an even dozen of those little airplane bottles of whiskey and vodka you can pick up for like $2.50 each at the liquor store
enough salt and pepper to make a few decent sauces
a thumb drive with all my cute pictures of Kumiko on it

>>30992975
Books, Iphone charger, Samsung charger, Android charger, solar panel, any of the above phones, vidya, constructing additional solar panels, books, books, more books, junk food, books, drugs, alcohol, a designated masturbating area, flash drive with all my fun stuff on it, laptop, laptop charger.

>>30993001
You will get fucking murdered
>be me
>apocalypse
>super stressed
>dude weed lmao
>get stoney baloney
>other /k/omandos find me high off my ass
>shoot me
>take my supplies
Don't inject weed kids

>>30993034
This, I live by 5 M's
Meditation
Medication
Masturbation

>>30993467
Apparently my keyboard is retarded, meant 3 M's

Fuck off. If anyone ever finds my stash I will shoot them. It's for me to know, not anyone else.

>>30993521

Actually that sounds horrible. It's just more guns. I'd prefer no one found it though because a) I don't want them confiscated in some kind of requisition bullshit or b) I don't want anyone but me to use them.

>>30993001
I'd definitely bring weed too. Unlike these faggot that act like they've smoked weed before and think it makes you supertrippydude.jpg are fucking idiots. Once you've smoked weed long enough you get used to it, I can still very much defend myself when I'm stoned, as I have before.

>>30993466
You ever smoked a weed before, lad?

>>30993779
i know a man who injected just one weed and wanted to fly off a building so please be careful

>>30993192
>J-Lube

After looking this stuff up, I just added this product to my list of things to get.

Thanks, anon.

>>30993001
>the zambos are knocking on my windows
>ugh
>smoke a bowl
>cool now I'm high
>well the TV's out and so is the Internet
>this was a waste of weed
>fuck

>>30993897
I feel like smoking while zombies are about is a good way to get far too frightened from Zombie related paranoia.

>>30995357
Yeah, I enjoy it but I would get way too paranoid.

>>30992975
A pair of dice.

They're good for gambling, keeping a door from latching behind you, making non-important decisions, etc.

They take up no space at all, either.

>>30992975
>condoms
>alcohol
>hot sauce
The more things change the more they stay the same

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>>30992975

I have a mini-chessboard and a deck of cards in my BoB. I am also looking to adding a bottle of Jameson to my BoB as well.

>tfw nobody to play chess or texas hold 'em with when your freezing your ass off in an ash-covered tent when Yellowstone blows

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>>30995376
>>30995357

You pussies are weak-minded as fuck, give me your fucking herb. When I hit the Illinois lotto jackpot 7 years ago I've been dabbing BOMB BHO ever since.

I'll gladly take a couple ounces of wax AND your ditch weed for the zombie apocalypse.

Start with a book! One you enjoy, even better if it's hilariously relevant to the situation. Keep it protected in a waterproof pouch and read it to death. And bring more than one. Also, physical media porn, preserved by the same means, and maybe a picture of the waifu if you have one, 3D or 2D. Bring a few hardy trinkets to make innawoods feel like home, too! A figurine, maybe a few durable Christmas decorations for wintertime, maybe even a nice little poster if you can set up a fairly waterproof shelter. Decorate your basement bunker, too. Wherever you may bug out or dig into, make it feel like home. Make it yours. That alone will bring unimaginable improvement to your psychological state. Other nice creature comforts include things like a thick, padded sleeping mat, an MP3 player with rechargable batteries and a hand-crank generator to recharge them, and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TOILET PAPER.

Morale items in my bag.
> Small handbooks, mostly information stuff.
> Small chess set
> Deck of cards
> MP3 player with 32gb (I think) of music
> Solar charger + earphones for MP3 player
> Printed + Laminated picture of best girl Hanako (relatively small, idk exactly size)
> 3 USB's of various sizes filled with porn

What I want.
> Fleshlight/Onahole
> Some dice
> A tennis ball (maybe multiple)
> Some other shit I might see ITT

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A trustworthy friend or as most of you dweebs don't trust anybody a guitar
>inb4 butthurt

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>>30993001
>>30993737
This. I vac seal a few various g's and a 1 hitter/cone(s) for emergency situation.
>>30993466
kek'd

>>30997121
I'd bring a flute since I can't play guitar with my tiny hands and short fingers. But an instrument is a good idea. Music does wonders. Bards are support in more than just combat.

>>30997148
> Be me
> Zombie apocalypse bruh
> Solo scouting through the city
> Ended up on the sixth floor of some office building
> Floor clear, have a food break
> Look out window
> Group of 4 survivors
> One guy wearing a t-shirt saying "Remove Kebab"
> he has absurdly small hands
> Group rushes into horde
> Three of them start killing zombies and get pinned down
> Other guy chilling
> The three are on the floor seconds away from being zombie chow
> Small hand dude conjures a flute from nowhere
> Has a dragon pattern and a dildo on the mouth piece
> Starts playing some cool shit
> Zombies pushed off the others by magic or some shit
> the three dance for a second, then proceed to kill all the zombies
> Walk off
> Wat.jpg

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>>30997240
Obviously not what I meant, but top fucking kek anyway. Someone screenshot this for me, I'm on mobile and mobile screencaps look like shit.

Things to stop blood and sterilize wounds

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>>30997240

Top Kek, indeed.

>>30992975
a pocket sized bottle of the best bourbon you can afford

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All my skills of course

>>30996900
Fun and practical. Best so far

>>30992975
I'm thinking spraypaint. I'll put dicks on everything.

>>30993271
Next best thing to wanking with an actual child.

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>>30993440
Good choice

I see a lot of you guys mentioning books, which ones specifically would you take/keep with you??

>>30999116
Mein Kampf

>>30999116
something long like Lord of the Rings

>>30999116
Personally I have factual books, like the SAS survival handbook and other stuff.

If you're looking for recommendations then I'd say have at least one form of factual information but it really comes down to whatever kind of book you like.

>>30997448
i like this

put your own little /k/ilroy tags everywhere

>>30999116
If they made a solar powered kindle that'd be perfect. But honestly some classic adventure books and stuff to remind you of lessons that only come wth civilization like to beware of hubris and strangers.
Moby dick
Infinite jest
Gravitys rainbow
The bible

And a pen and notepad for annotations and analysis. Actually this would be an interesting question for /lit/

>>30993440
Fuck yeah I would be a hot drunk chick. I would score so much alpha dick.

>>30999687
i agree, but it''s not worth dwelling on

>>30993400
You know, hidden /k/ommando caches spread throughout the world with various maps, clues, etc. to help fellow /k/ommandos in the future collapse of society sounds kind of cool.

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>>30999654
They do make solar charged usb battery banks and velcro.

>>30999834
I wouldn't trust a /k/ommando to not booby trap it.

>>30999799
But people told me that in America if I want something bad enough I will get it. I want to be a hot drunk chick damn it!

>>30999875
Ah, but you will then look for booby traps. A non-'/k/ommando, if they get that far, will simply toss it open and die.

Like I said, these caches would be for one /k/ommando to another.

>>30992975
A deck of cards. A rubber racquet ball.

>>30997024
>hand-crank generator

How much do those tend to cost?

I need my laptop in post apoc. Muh porn man... muh porn.

Magic the Gathering cards.

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>>30996900

Never have I apperciated dice.
Thanks dude.

Aside from books, pot, heavy liqour, playing cards and assorted vices

My plan is to horde eye glasses. So under valued, electronics need batteries etc, guns need ammo etc, people of all ages may have to come to depend on eyegalsses and a new pair would be priceless.
Case in point: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QgjH8jnXSoA

>>31000887
Nice thinking. You'd want to mark the scrips on them.

Orthotics would trade for such a high amount in a shtf situation as well.

>>30999116

Bible (Im not religious, but seems appropriate)
A "The Far Side" comic collection
The Day After Midnight: The Effects of Nuclear War (found at thriftshop, has several handwritten notes including locally placed maps)
Some 10$ "World History" book from Barnes and Nobel by P.Parker
The Illiad
Edible plant identification

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>>30997148
So that was you in the Burger King commercial.

>>30999116
I have the Do/k/ument
> Chinese e-reader - 100 USD
> solar battery bank - 100 USD
> being the only dude innaapocalypse who can give you chapter and verse from FM 3-24 - priceless

>>30999654
>>30999198
>>30999172
>>30999196

Are those books which would bring you comfort whilst you wait things out or do you see it more as preserving them for future generations/instruction?

>>30999116
Hustler, playboy, military surplus magazine, reloading handbook, and more porn.

Had my laptop full of books and movies and porn, all the food shit. Actually bugged out and the heat from the sun combined with my car insides fried the hard drive.

Physical copies always best.

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1980's Miami>>31000830
>TFW you encounter another MTG player in the wasteland
>TFW you stomp him to death with your 8k vintage stax deck
>TFW you wasteland his only island

>>31000830
>>31001021
Yugioh is better

>>31000977

I believe this is the information I want to share and preserve. Honestly, wasting the weight on caring bullshit books, or something like the entire 1992 catalog of Cat Fancier, thatd be a drain on morale.

>>31001035
I whole heartedly disagree

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>>30993061
>>30999116
I'd also bring books. They're the few things on this list besides masturbation that'll never run out. Question is, which books? I'd be sure to include the Holy Bible as mandatory. After that, I'm not sure. I'd include so more "fun" reading materials like
>The Alchemist
>Animal Farm
>1984
>Brave New World
>The Odyssey
These are most easy to read while being entertaining books I have. Maybe I might rethink include those last 3. Most of my books are nonfiction.

I'd also include some portable porn material, maybe some alcohol but that'll run out eventually. Salt and pepper are essential condiments. I've also bring tabasco, basil, some cinnamon and sugar.

Some special comfort foods I'd bring are
>strong British cheddar
>sardines
>anchovies

>>31000887
I should get more pairs of glasses, I'm near sighted as fuck.