Worst movie of the year

>>30990795
"Because 'Ghostbusters(2016)' wasn't a big enough flop for the moral crusaders"

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>>30990795
>Ending literally says "fuck them and their libety"

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>>30990923

>>30990923
does anyone have the bare foot stomping on the gadsen snake? it was made by lefties complaining about it being racist

>>30990903
Didn't the black chick kill herself because of "twitter bullying"?

I don't worry because I have learned to go without women.
>especially when I shoot the gang banger types trying to rob me
ONE LESS WOMAN

>>30990795
>that cast

doesn't matter what the story or message, this is unwatchable

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>>30990795
>American movies

>>30991000
Mmmm that turns me on

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>>30990923
>Hollywood doesn't even try to hide their agenda anymore

For the sjws that are going to watch this shit it's pretty sexist, like what audience are they even trying to pander to? This movie looks like fucking horseshit and I hope it doesn't make a penny.

>>30991022
>>>30990903
>Didn't the black chick kill herself because of "twitter bullying"?
You mean hamrambe? No i just saw her fatass on the olympics.

>>30991150
Literally nobody will go see it.

Anti-gunners would rather be out protesting our rights or watching """""documentaries""""" about gun violence, and pro-liberty folks wouldn't sit through something this shitty just for laughs.

I'm not sure who they think their target audience is besides the family members of the people who worked on it that will be forced into watching it.

>>30991519
If my fucking daughter made this shit I wouldn't go watch it. In fact if any of my family members made a piece of shit like this I'd change my last name.

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>>30990903
Is that why a sequel was greenlit?

>>30991627
Yeah naaah.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2016/08/10/ghostbusters-sequel-declared-unlikely-after-all-female-reboot-ta/

>>30990795
And an underground whorehouse would literally make everything right with the world in this movie. the women would stay pissy, and the men would still get that pussy and keep their guns.

>>30991519
>and pro-liberty folks wouldn't sit through something this shitty just for laughs
>implying there are any laughs to be had at this steaming pile of propaganda shit

>>30991649
Or the men could grow a pair and just refuse to buy their wives any new clothes, shoes or jewelry for a few weeks and watch them magically forget all about guns.

For the few that won't work on, that's why you don't marry someone with different beliefs on what's important to you.

>>30991666
I mean laughing at how bad and retarded it is, but your Satan trips are telling me it's not even a "so bad it's funny" movie.

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

That would be the reality of the situation if this was real life.

>>30990795
No sex til guns are gone
>In Texas
>America's greatest obsessions
Wew lad

>>30991022
>Didn't the black chick kill herself because of "twitter bullying"?
She left twitter for a while and came back. To be fair there was some straight up racism going on. She should have realized it's the internet and people are people though.

>>30990795
i like the idea that somehow all of the women in the community would get behind this. in reality most of them probably wouldn't give a shit.

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>>30990795
>Watching HollyJew instead of based anime in Current Year+1

>>30990795
>using ultimatums to get your way with your partner
That's a pretty shitty and unhealthy relationship tbhfam, not a woman you should date, she doesn't respect you or who you are, and she never will, regardless of what you do, she basically wants you as a trophy or for practical purposes, not because she loves you.

>>30991818
you should kill yourself weeb shit

No woman will go on strike from my thundercock. You give them that deep dicking and you've got them.

>TFW Gun loving wife loves to take the dick

>>30991722
>straight up racism
Nigger detected. Fuck off, chimp

>>30990795

>Hollywood

Its an independent film you idiots

Interesting premise, botched execution, IMO.

Could've been interesting/funny, but it appears the creator has their head firmly planted up their ass, mainly in assuming every woman, no matter what their upbringing, will hate guns.

>>30991999
>bunch of Milo worshippers calling her a nigger repeatedly
Sounds pretty racist to me pham.

>>30992031
People look to feed their own narratives.

>>30992160
What's interesting about it? It's very clearly just intended as a propaganda piece to get the author's view across, it's just a slightly more subtle Reefer Madness or whatever, the director is clearly not interested in telling an interesting or creative story.

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>What's she gonna say? No sex? Just rub one out. Do it in front of her! No sex is like putting a chain around the refrigerator, but you have a sandwich in your pocket. A never ending sandwich.

>>30991627
Tens of millions were lost by what was supposed to be Sony's biggest cash-in of the year, how the fuck did you get it in your head that there was a sequel greenlit?

>>30991943
This right here. Critics and feminists and lefties will be forced to slam the movie because it condones toxic relationship behavior.

They're going to be sooo conflicted.

Y'all are aware this is a rehashing of an ancient Greek comedy, right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata

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>>30991000

>sluts withhold their only purpose
>get rid of guns
>onaholes and hookers
>dumb sluts get nothing

Would watch if thats the ending

>>30992381
I'm aware yes.

>>30992381
Except Lysistrata is actually funny, provided you avoid the ultra-feminist versions.

>>30991943
>using ultimatums to get your way with your partner
>your way

Letting the afternoon gossip party dictate terms of your relationship. Sick broads. Dump them.

>>30990795
>have a wife that used to be a little scared of guns, but not anti
>now she is concerned about gun free zones because of shootings, turning fairly pro
Whatever.

>>30990795

>Okay I'm going to stop having sex with you until you get rid of your guns
>That's fine dear, I want a divorce, and since the house is still only in my name, and our state keeps possessions owned before marriage separate and out of play during divorce proceedings, you can go be homeless, right now.
>By the way, you remember how I got a company car and gave you my car since you didn't have one? Yeah that car is mine, walk the fuck to your mother's house.

That's go really, really well for her. But it doesn't matter since for our anniversary in April we bought each other new CCWs.

>>30991627

>$70 million loss
>sequel

no.

>>30991135
Hollywood and the MSM are losing GENERATIONS worth of planning and brainwashing to unregulated speech on the internet.

They're going all out in a last ditch effort.

>>30991519
I'm going to go see it.
>>30991627
I saw ghostbusters 5 times. I didn't think it was that bad. But I saw it for free...

>>30991135

Have you noticed that movie profits are at an all-time low, even if blockbusters are still somewhat successful?

People are slowly but surely not giving a shit. Soon even large studios will start to buckle under the weight of consumer apathy.

>>30992578

>I'm going to go see it.

>I saw ghostbusters 5 times.

From the sticky:

>troll posts will be deleted and the posters banned.

>>30992585
>I'm a troll because I don't agree with you
I never said anyone was retarded or sexist or any of those other buzzwords.
Some of us have social obligations we are mandated to attend.

>>30992559
>Later in court
>Judge decides to give the car and the house to her anyways because "she needs it more" and because he can
>And also crushing alimony payments

Honestly easier and more efficient to just kill her ass with the guns she hates.

>>30992599

>Judge decides to give the car and the house to her anyways
That's illegal. It is literally illegal in this state for a judge to give a house to someone without their name on it in a divorce. If they even tried I would have his skin on my wall. He'd be crucified.

The law is extremely specific, and it is backed up by case law.

>alimony

Is heavily restricted in this state. For one year your "spousal support" payments can cap at 30% of your income as long as she is essentially unemployed, the percentage goes down the more money she makes.

For five years the percentage drops to 15% of income, and ends as soon as she gets engaged.

>>30992598
>socially obligated to watch ghostbuster 5 times.
>socially obligated to watch this independent piece of trash

anon don't confuse being a bitch with social obligations

>>30992653
I work for marcus and am part of their social outreach program.
The more people I get to attend a certain movie, the more I get paid.
So I essentially pretend to be peoples friend to get money.
Not a bitch, more like an asshole.

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>>30992666
you are satan.
how much do you get paid

Op here.
Spike lee made one as well
https://youtu.be/rGTuuj-aTJs

>>30992675
Depends on the movie.
Usually it is a set salary (right around $70,000) but when films bomb it shifts into more of a commission basis.
I get an additional $20 per head that I bring to a failing movie.
So if I manage to fill a theater, I can make a few hundred dollars. Not bad for just watching movies.
(They make their money from commercials and snacks)

>>30992468
Yeah, it's funny that what the Greeks portrayed as ridiculous and humorous is now help up as
>Sirius Bidniss
by the meddling-busybody sect.

>>30992628

Sounds legit. What state?

Here, you can keep a house/car/etc. as separate property so long as the spouses don't jointly and substantially contribute to an increase in its value (ex. renovating a house that spouse A inherited during the marriage). There's no requirement that a spouse have their name on the property IOT for it to become marital property, however.

The preference for alimony is rehabilitative, so typically you'll end up paying for them to get education/training in order to get them up to parity with your earning capacity. If you marry somebody of similar (or better) income, there's less of a chance of crushing alimony payments if the chancellor decides alimony is needed. Unfortunately, there are three other types of alimony possible under the statute, and all three will fuck you over (lump sum, for a term of years, indefinite), though all of them terminate upon the other spouse's remarriage.

>>30992598
>Some of us have social obligations we are mandated to attend.
Don't let your girl boss you around for this shit.

>>30992160
The movie would probably have been better off had there been a gung-ho gun-loving woman who's getting even more frustrated than the guys because her husband is on the sex strike.

They could also have thrown in a McLovin-tier loser who teaches the guys about internet porn, a gay couple who are completely unaffected, and a single father with a daughter who provide the only voice of reason in the film.

> Spike Lee made a funnier, more interesting film literally a year ago

I read in the interview that the director has been working on this piece of shit since 1997. That means that in 20 years, the writer-director couldn't write enough funny material for a 3 minute trailer. By the way, as much as it packs in the anti-gun delusion, Chi-raq is actually an enjoyable film,

>>30991080
yeah go back to your anime we will enjoy fun "is that a gun in your pocket" sociable movies

>>30990795
>women withold sex until guns are gone
>/k/ remains unaffected

>>30990795
>Women withhold sex
>This is actually sexual assault in parts of the country
>Massive protests in the streets

>>30992628
What state is this?

Sounds based as fuck; atleast compared to the rest of the western world.

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>>30992686
What's funny is that while (mostly) white legal gun owners would just divorce and become gun addicts/hermits, most blacks would throw away their illegal guns in an instant if their women actually had a coordinated sex strike, because to them guns are a means and not an end.

Of course instead they would go back to spear-chuckling but hey gun violence would be gone, right?

>>30991519
Soccermoms and their proto-soccermom offspring will see this, mark my fucking words.

They love stupid romcoms like this.

>>30992338
It's not toxic if it's being used against one of the "oppressed" groups. It's actually empowering since the perpetrators are by definition oppressed.

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>>30992880

>normies think they can take something form me I don't even have

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>>30991135
A: it's an independent movie
B: are you somehow under the impression that the Right doesn't put out heavily biased agenda-driving movies themselves?

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>>30993114
How does an independent movie get A list actors like Betty White

>>30993114
>Right doesn't put out heavily biased agenda-driving movies themselves?

This hasn't happened much if at all in recent years.

>>30991503
I fast forwarded so hard. By any chance did she go swimming in the pool before it turned into shit soup?

>>30993114

No, because the right is non-existent in the Jewish Hollywood scheme.

Are you literally retarded or merely pretending?

>>30993134
>God Is Not Dead

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>>30993128
The same way that one of Vince Offer's shitty comedies got fucking Adrien Brody: they offered them money.

>>30992794
But anon, that would be a movie that actually challenged gender roles. So that's just not gonna happen. Instead, all the women are gossip mongering city types because that is familiar and safe.

>>30990795
>kid brings gun to school and has an ND
>blame the gun
same tbhq senpai

>>30991720
>In Texas

These writers have never spent any time in a small Texas town.

You'd be hard pressed to find a single woman in a town like that who would be for giving up guns.

This movie is an insult to our state. It's an insult to our women, it's an insult to our gun owners, I hope it flops like the horrible piece of propaganda it is.

>>30990795

So it's a movie about domestic abuse being cast in a comedic light?

Wonderful, just what we need.

>>30993151
And so people don't think I'm making this up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv7YCKmnaTY

This man won the Academy Award for Best Actor.

>>30992160

It's actually based off of an old Greek story.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata

>>30991666
Hail Satan

>>30992686

I bet it doesn't make a dent in the rape numbers though.

>>30991999
Bill Maher fan-tier Milo knob slobber detected.

>implying any one of us would marry someone with views that different than our own
>implying i get laid anyways

nice to see theyre admitting that women are worth nothing but sex finally though

>>30993143
>13 Hours
I said independent filmmakers, regardless. Whatshisface released his anti-Hillary movie earlier this year. Atlas Shrugged got made into a trilogy by Randians for Randians, too.

>>30993173
Silly anon, it's not abuse when a woman does it!

>>30992579
Well if they released some good ORIGINAL movies then maybe people would start watching movies again.

>>30993347

Of course not! I was talking about all of the CIS White Males who dare to even think about having a murder machine in a strong womyn's home.

Some eye bleach (aka an actually funny take on gun control)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg5tQnYdZbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc1hL6ikq9Q

>>30993205
The Greeks were good story tellers though

>>30993448
>Ammosexual Propaganda

This seems like the kind of movie premise that can easily be solved by leaving the bitch.

>>30992278
There were rumors of the sequel being greenlit before the first pile was even released. Kind of a spiteful, fuck you you're going to watch this shit, sort of attitude.

Online rumor mill, yo

>>30993490

But that would invalidate our deep message that all men are retards Anon!

>>30993451
They were pretty good at fucking little boys too.

>>30993490
Except the whole fucking town is withholding sex.

>>30993500

>The whole town

Sounds like an amazing opportunity for some of the more entrepeneurial women

>>30991943
This.

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>>30992666
>>30991666
Satan trips twice in one thread?

>>30993025

The Constitutional Republic of Oklahoma, of course.

>>30992227
>She claims that jerking it in front of her and ignoring her needs and desires is rape/sexual assault
>Wins the court case
>Gets all your shit in the subsequent divorce instead of just half

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Feels good to have a girlfriend who comes from a pro hunting family. I feel sorry if any of you have to deal with completely irrational and emotional women like in this cringe worthy video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMk42Diycyg

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But what if I'm a gun owning woman? Am I allowed to masturbate AND shoot?

>>30993682

Why are men in these kinds of interviews always so prissy?

>>30993291

nigga i never heard of all that shit so i guess your argument is flawed if its supposed to be "forced" propaganda you faggot

>>30993448
>That guy in the flannel
He browses /k/, you can tell.

>>30993682

>what is the use of guns except killing people


this shit again

heal your wounds western man(pls halp, films are only uncucked part of my country ;_;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqPUL0MLGOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2HPWiqesks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty2K7R6O7Lg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q1LQ4vBQJo

>>30993596
>The police refuse to investigate because not having sex with wives.
>The DA declines to prosecute on account of wife not having sex with him.
>The Judge rules against her because his wife isn't having sex with him.

>>30993699
They are put on the spot but also a non-prissy man wouldn't put up with their shit.

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That movie looks like shit

>>30993775

I don't need some Schwarzenegger tier manly man to show up in the interview, but just some average looking Tom Dick or Harry would be nice.

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>>30990795
>assuming all woman are anti-gun
>assuming that not all men are complete nu-males

This movies is sexist.

>>30990795

>Fucking hard kids shoot themselves with a C-96

Where the FUCK did they get a C-96? They aren't the rarest or most expensive guns, but they arent fucking Glocks. Is this movie really trying to insinuate that collectors guns like the C-96 are the driving force of gun violence in America?

How the fuck did the little shits even load the thing? They are struggling and fumbling with it talking about loading it, you need a stripper clip to load one, that doesn't magically happen through fumbling. Plus it's single action. So in their fumbling they would have needed to feed a clip into and pull the hammer back.

Basically, the stupid fucks could have just used a Glock.

>>30993849

I didn't know the loading and firing process of a c96 until I read that post, and I'm a gun person.

Most people wouldn't know any of that, regardless of how stupid it is.

>>30993849
You're trying to talk sense to the same industry that almost always adds racking noises and hammer clicks when guns are simply picked up regardless of the type of gun. It's futile m8.

>>30993878
>Most people wouldn't know any of that, regardless of how stupid it is.

True, but I understand his point. Why the fuck would you put it in your movie and not do any research on it? Especially if it's the main aspect of your movie. Only reasons is that you're either lazy and/or you don't care about misinformation and just want to show they're bad.

It's the same shit over and over: People coming at you with a politically charged message without bothering to dig for knowledge on the subject.

>>30993957

>Only reasons is that you're either lazy and/or you don't care about misinformation and just want to show they're bad.

You just answered your own question. There is no deeper meaning to it than that.

>>30991722
She got trolled by Milo "Dangerous Faggot" Yiannopoulos, she went DAS RACIS! afterwards.

>>30993205
Lysistrata was comedy because Greek believed that women were always horny.

>>30993911
>Picks up gun
CLAKC CLICK CLICK CLACK

>>30993957
>Why the fuck would you put it in your movie and not do any research on it? Especially if it's the main aspect of your movie. Only reasons is that you're either lazy and/or you don't care about misinformation and just want to show they're bad.
>It's the same shit over and over: People coming at you with a politically charged message without bothering to dig for knowledge on the subject.

Some people just don't care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGYFRzf2Xww

>>30993500

>Except the whole fucking town is withholding sex.

Then the divorce lawyers are about to make a killing

>>30993788
who is this chick

why do i keep seeing her

>>30993375
people go to the movies less anyway. we are oversaturated with media and going to pay 8-12 dollars per person for a single viewing, set aside hyper inflated snack costs that also further damn their business because people just bring in their own food. Just to see something that will be 10 dollars on DVD in a month if you even pay for it then.

you know why Broadway theaters check bags for outside food and movie theaters don't. because the people that bring outside food to movies would just stop going. Movies are neither special nor exclusive like a live show that is only showing in individual productions at sparce locations.

>>30994198
A nobody model for some sports equipment website.

>>30992402
No the other one, where the snake says, this is exactly what I said not to do

>>30994164

How the fuck did Moore ever get to keep making movies after this? Like wasn't there an outcry among academics when this movie was released?

>>30994208
I actually enjoy going to the movies.

>>30994142
>Remove magazine from gun
>Bullet in chamber magically vanishes

>>30994254
it's an enjoyable passtime, it'seems a worthwhile date activity, it's something to do with friends.

however depending on the movie, most of the time it isn't worth the cost anymore for me and many others I know.

>>30994276
Or the opposite.
>fires dozens of rounds
>doesn't reload once the whole movie

>>30991818
All new anime is shit though.

>>30990795
>implying that kids NDing themselves with stolen C96 is real problem
>implying that there are no female gun owners
>implying that only worth of a woman is her vagina
>implying that all men sex addicts
>implying that prostitution doesn't exist
>implying that masturbation doesn't exist
>implying that refusing sex isn't potential case for divorce
>implying that it isn't Chi-raq for white people

It's basically Implying: The Movie

>>30994295
Exactly. Why pay 12 dollars to see a movie when you can wait till its on redbox or just watch it on putlocker? I've been dissapointed by movies too many times baka

In this movie
>Women admit the only thing that they have of any value is pussy
How progressive

>>30992381

At least I'm not the only one who thought that.

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>>30994254
Because no one on the left actually looked into what they saw, they just agreed with it. Back in 2002 when Bowling for Columbine was released, the internet was still young, so public platforms did not yet exist for ordinary people to get the facts out.

Also it's very hard to debunk animations with hard facts. The presenter can just say it was all a joke. The debunking needs to be in a similar format to be effective. This video does a good job debunking a number of anti-Christian tropes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0-EgjUhRqA
It would be great to have a similar animation debunk Moore's history.

As for Michael Moore, a Canadian film group did a documentary on him back in 2007, exposing his lies across his entire career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIY_kktWJlg

He continues to make movies regardless. I think though that his latest movies have been flops, so I would guess that his influence is starting to die down.

>>30994254
Because Moore doesn't make documentaries. He makes movies that look like documentaries, act like documentaries, and like to be called or referenced as documentaries by other people.

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>>30994315
>wait till its on redbox

>paying for shit movies at all


I'm glad I torrented the purge. Usually the kikes are able to make anti-American propaganda at least mildly entertaining, but that was just a turd of a film. The only good thing about it was the costumes. I didn't even watch more than half of it.

The new superman film was good and not just for a superhero movie.

>>30990795
>Encouraging abusive relationship behaviors.
Whenever I expect humans to bottom out at some level of stupidity, we just plunge straight the fuck on through the bottom of a barrel to a whole new subterranean world of retardation.

>>30994490
>All that empty space on the right
I can't tell if the photographer was trying to make a vague political point here, or if they're just shit.

>Also
>Not naming it TheOC

>>30994440
>video unavailable

>>30994544
Canada?

>>30994570
Sweden

>>30991027
So how long have you known you were gay?

>>30994601
The name of the movie is Manufacturing Dissent. I'm sure you can find it at a library.

>>30992794
You're forgetting the car chase and a wisecracking orangutan.

>>30993147
This is the correct answer.

The real joke of the movie will be reading the list all the felonies that the women commit while engaging in their "wacky hijinks."

>>30992794
id watch that

>>30994535
>All that empty space on the right

Rule of thirds senpai.

>>30994234
or the old one I made where the snake screamed it was just a prank

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>>30994234
Shit quality, but it's the one you were talking about.

>>30994440
>Back in 2002 when Bowling for Columbine was released, the internet was still young
No, it wasn't. You can be excused for thinking so, since you were probably in diapers at the time, kid.

>>30993134
>god is not dead
>god is not dead 2
>left behind
>murrican sniper
>that awful atlas shrugged part 1 thing

>>30994164
>we wuz peesful n shiet
I hate niggers

>>30995124
What are you taking about, he is probably STILL in diapers!

>>30993128
> A list
> Betty white.

Bitch does literally any A-C part that pays and less and less A cast parts as of lately. She even does cable TV shit. Old hag will die soon.

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>>30995291
As if any of those movies other than AS were popular at all.

>>30995124
Name one public platform from 2002 that had anywhere near the reach of a Hollywood film.

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>>30992877
>It's not american ?
>then it's anime

wew

>>30996371
I think you missed the sarcasm in his post. If only there was a sarcasm font.

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>>30990795
Wait wait wait, maybe the movie producers are trying to make fun of anti-guns. Like look how ridiculous the woman are acting over men who are acting mature and normal. They even had an old lady saying "Liberty? Fuck them and their liberty!"

Like that gotta sound ridiculous to most people, right?

>>30996429
I may be autistic like many other drooling idiots on this website, discerning sarcasm isn't my strongest skill.

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>>30996557
To quote the autistic kid I went to school with, "we're all special Ed sometimes."

>>30996557

don't worry, i'm not autistic and he sounded 100% serious.

>>30990795
>they think we can't survive without sex

hah, good luck hoes. I went 22 years without it, I can do it again. Especially with high speed internet

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>>30996631
Or they just can go jew themselves with the bolt of their garand

>>30996603
Words to live by, I'll remember them, thanks anon

> Encourage women to unarmed and unable to defend themselves against attacks by the (mostly) stronger male sex.

Feminist should be pro-gun. All are equal before the barrel of the gun.

Yeah yeah, women, logic, etc. Go away /pol/

>>30993114
Name a few in the last 8 years that revolves around an American Right.

>>30996024
>>30993726
I didn't say "forced propaganda" you colossal faggot. I said they put out their own agenda-backing movies. Just because you haven't heard of them doesn't mean shit; you wouldn't have heard of the shitty movie this thread is about if /k/ wasn't whining about it.

>>30997009
13 hours and American Sniper spring immediately to mind.

>>30997173
Haha I get it it's right wing propoganda because there's military. Honestly, I thought they were rather well done films. Any agenda was kept to a minimum. I was actually surprised at how unpolitical 13 hours was.

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>>30991000
>made by lefties

You mean this one, surely?

>>30997201
>13 Hours
>Well done
>Agenda to a minimum
Nigga plz.

>>30997173
>13 hours
Plot: CIA screws up leaving a small group to fend for themselves while the US government acts like nothing happened. This was the same plot as Rambo first blood 2 for modern times.

>>30997201
Anon, if you don't think American militarywank is made for and consumed by one end of the political spectrum, I don't know what to tell you. Hippies from Berkley sure as shit aren't going to watch Chris Kyle kill terrorists for three hours.

>>30997246
Not one mention of the Hildabeast. Maybe I'm just too autistic to see the agenda. Would you point it out for me?

>>30997278
Just because it's consumed by one demographic more than another doesn't make it propoganda for said demographic.

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>Director is Irish

every time

>>30997173
>13 hours
Nigger please.

>>30996603
>>30996557
>>30996622
It wasn't clearly sarcastic and purposely so, that's the fun of it.

>>30997321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBHK1MU7LaA

>>30992338
>>30993097
welcome to cultural marxism

>>30997321
Needs Conan O'Brien in there too.

>>30997321
aren't the irish the second largest population group in America? We got a lot of them back during the potato famine

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>>30996439
>Like that gotta sound ridiculous to most people, right?
Oh anon, you sweet, naive child.

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>>30993205
>when (((Hollywood))) is so incompetent now that they have to reboot movies from 15 years ago or use source material from 411 BC.

>>30998002
It's not a Hollywood production though.

>>30992564
>70 million
>lol if only
>movie needs to make ~500m to make up for the budget used in marketing its ass
>this includes the 144 used in production
>only brought in 193.9m
>nigga that's a 300m loss

Yeah sony is counting lentils right now. Sauce here:

http://www.vulture.com/2016/07/paul-feig-ghostbusters-reboot-c-v-r.html

>>30996631
I hope this comes up as a line in the movie.

>Well how long can they go without sex?
>I lasted 16 years once, I could do it again.

>>30997321
Fucking Protestants, ruining everything again.

>>30993375
>original
Hollywood has ALWAYS done this. The Maltese Falcon was rebooted twice in the span of 15 years before the definitive version, and even Ben Hur was adapted once before the 1960 version.

>>30991503
Whats e best caliber for harambe?

>>30998377
Can't go wrong with .375 H&H.

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>>30998377
40mm 'nades

>>30993175
Jesus Christ on a cracker.

So on the subject of PureFlix and gun grabbers... Whose looking forward to the totally true and unbiased Columbine movie?
https://imnotashamedfilm.com

>>30990795
What if this movie does a 180 and ends with the women accepting the men the way they are and let's them shoot their guns and even joins them? Yeah... I hope that happens...

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>>30990795

>>30993169
Now if the movie were about women withholding sex until the men stop caring about highschool football we might have something

>>30990795
why would someone throw money down the toilet by creating this movie?

>>31001718
By making people so angry that they'll watch it anyway, just to prove to themselves how shit it actually is.

>>30998311
To be fair those were done when your average person couldn' watch those films at home at will.

>Women trying to withhold sex until men give up a freedom that belongs to both of them.
>Women trying to act sexy and tease the men into giving up
>Implying men can't go longer than them without wanting it
>Implying men can't do the same and sexually tease them.
And you know there's no way that they're gonna show a pro 2nd gay guy because that would break all the shit they're trying to pull with this movie.

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>>30990795

Thanks OP, it's not like I wanted to be in a good mood today or anything.

>>30992686
>Be a ghetto hooker with 5 types of STDs
>Begin seducing a drunk, 6 foot 9 dindu
>Tell him you won't give him the succ until he throws away his hi-point
>He gets angry, rapes you, and shoots you in the back of his dumb fucking head.

>>30990795
I was fucking expecting Adam Sandler its so bad

>>30990795
>Big red title on a white background

Yeah, you're in for a good time anyway OP

>>31002678
>Be a ghetto hooker with 5 types of STDs
>Begin seducing a drunk, 6 foot 9 dindu
>Tell him you won't give him the succ until he throws away his hi-point
>Asks me if Dajamal Latyrell is gonna have to pistol whip a bitch
>Suck like my life depends on it
>Puts his hand on my head and tells me to take it all and lick his balls
>"Oh yeah, growing strong motherfucker"

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Wow, thats literally the most painful to watch thing I've ever seen. And I've watched the ISIS videos.

I'm so glad I closed my normiebook and completely abandoned mainstream "media". I've only been out of it for a few months but holy cow, its gotten even worse

>>31003916

Story on that picture?

>>31003950
some boys took a ride in an airplane. it's still going.

>>31003966

No one likes a smart ass.

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>>31003950
It's an underwater picture of what appears to be a light bomber or a medium passenger airplane. They probably died on impact.

>>30996917
Annie Oakley was a pro gun feminist. But no one talks about Annie Oakley.

>>30998291
Irish are Catholic. Are you stupid?

>>30997321
That's funny, because Ireland has the best gun laws in the British Islands...

>>30995291
Wow, what the fuck are you doing on this board you liberal cocksucker?
GND1-2: Christian movies, not at all mentions or promotes purely Republican platform mentalities
Left Behind: Same thing
AS: A war movie, is Enemy at the Gates now American Bolshevik propaganda?
Atlas Shrugged: DUURRR Reeeepublicans are feeding me their propaganda from a book written almost 60 years ago, run to your safe space!
Seriously, how hard do you fuckers try in these boards? Or are you actually that retarded?

>>30997278
Are you seriously saying I can't vote blue and enjoy war movies? Seriously?

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>>30990795
Spike lee did a movie exactly like this but aboit negros a year ago. He at least had the decency to give credit to the greek play it came from.

>>30992278
Probably cus Paul fag said he would make the sequel before the studio nixed it.

>>30990795
What would really happen in nowhereville, Texas.
>moron kid shoots himself
>plot of the movie progresses as planned
Plot twist
>Hector the illegal and his boys gang rape one of the woman
>hurray guns are back
>????
>vote Trump signs everywhere
The end

>>31004392
That doesn't say much.

>>30993699
Because they're specifically chosen for the video

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>>30990795
>I'm not going to have a frank discussion with you or acknowledge and accept our differences in opinion
>I'm going to make you change to be what I want
>Because I'm right and you're wrong

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>>30990795
>mfw you live in Texas with a qt gf who doesn't even enjoy shooting but is staunchly progun

Jesus Christ this thread is still up?

>>30990795
It would hilarious of it ends with rape. A woman gets raped by a drifting hobo. I bet she wants a gun then

>>30994869
They're clearly not on the left line.

>If you don't [insert demand here] then I'm leaving/withholding sex
The only thing that more clearly points to a doomed, destructive relationship than this is straight up physical abuse.

political comedy is a SCOURGE of our world.

it's used to push the most asinine, backwards, and repulsive agendas, but since it's also "funny," if you dare raise your hand in criticism of the points it makes, you're dismissed as an "idiot" for getting "worked up about mere comedy"

so you aren't an idiot for agreeing with it, but you are one for disagreeing. it's an ideal tool for politicians.

>>30991639
>>30991627
>>30990903

>original Ghostbusters actors kept getting harassed about a remake
>Harold Ramis dies
>sudden influx of more letters
>finally Bill Murray has enough of it
>Bill Murray gives the go ahead, when he would originally shut down drafts of sequels because they often are fucking garbage
>Murray green lights the biggest piece of shit sequel to the Ghostbusters series so all the fucking cockfags stop sending him and the rest of the remaining cast members letters pestering them about sequels
>it works

Good job all you faggots, you ruined Ghostbusters.
Just like you faggots ruined 5.45 AP with pistol AKs and how you're going to ruin arm braces if you stupid fags keep sending letters to the BATFE.

>>31007295
Post your guns.

>>31007289
look at the artists, they're all kikes.

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>>31007301
my ghost gun

>>31007285
It's more

>Sex is the most important thing I can think of

That irks me.

>>30990795
Apparently this was written and directed by Matt Cooper, and he hasn't done anything of note.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0178251/?ref_=tt_ov_wr

>>30993448
It's too cringy it's almost good.

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>>31008242
You'd think the actionless demanding mums would like the FAL, as the carry handle would make a passable dildo

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>>31009115

>>30991999

TRIPS HAS SPOKEN

>>31009115
>i know a trick for suppressing recoil but its...well...indecent...

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>>31009275

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>>31009115
I thought of saggy tits soccer mom penetrate herself with AR pistol buffer tube.
Now I can't get that image out of my head.
Thanks a lot dick head.

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>>31009689

There are no black men in this entire film.

>>31010134

Yes there are. We lurk mostly.

>>31010216
You should reread that post champ.

>>31009689
>>31009749
can we please get a video of these two together with some hot gun on gun action

maybe lube it up with some froglube first

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>>31009689
No problem.

I aim to please

>>30993698
Yes post pics of feet pls

>>30992599

>Texas
>Alimony

The MOST she'd get is child support. And considering most things would be in MY name, she can go right on and fuck herself if my SO decided to go full-on anti on me

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>>30993957
Is that a Gun in Your Pocket 2
>sequel funded by George Soros despite the box office bomb that was the first movie
>starts with a group of 14 year old cholos stealing a 1916 Vickers Machine gun from a museum, mounting it on a radio-flyer wagon and shooting up their school
>IT'S AN EPIDEMIC PEOPLE
>Fags with-holding sex from their gun toting boyfriends
>gay muslim is upset that his boyfriend wont let him have guns
>film ends in tragedy when he shows up to a nightclub in a trenchcoat, an American doughboy helmet and a 1916 Chauchat assault rifle and kills over 50 people without changing his clip
>all donations go to the brady campaign and a fund to get Ians channel shut down for glorifying WW1 artifacts of mass destruction

>>30992566
>It's a "we're such rebels for posting on a Ugandan basket weaving site" post

>>>/pol/

>>30990795
A southern film/tv production company should do it's own Lysistrata story where Hollywood wives refuse to put out until they come up with new ideas. Plot twist: this has been in effect since 1930 and everyone just cheats on their wives with whores.

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>>31011098
>gay muslim is upset that his boyfriend wont let him have guns
>film ends in tragedy when he shows up to a nightclub

>>30991943
it's only toxic if a man's doing it.

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>>31011603
>woman withholds sex over guns
hollywood makes a movie about it
>man withholds sex over too many shoes
HURR DURR SEXISMN SEE YOU IN COURT ASSHOLE

Why isn't there a single attractive female lead? Is that a feminist statement too?

>>31011098
kekerinho

>>30992794
It would have been hilarious if a serial rapist descended on the town and the men were all of having a circle jerk somewhere.

>>30992880
>Denying a married man sex.

Like he isnt watching internet porn and fucking his hand every night already!

>>31012126
There's also hookers.

>third act
>men are about to cave
>Suddenly, a cadillac towing a trailer rolls into town
>A man steps out
>"Good afternoon, my name is A Pimp Named Slickback."
>"I sell prostitutes and prostitute accessories."

>>30992579
>Paying hollywood shills to support anti freedom assholes.

Nope.

Bootlegs baby.

>>31012139
>not the Mack daddy heimlich county

> ghostbusters - four bimbos shoot up the town with unlicensed particle accelerators. Aka WMDs.

>>31009689
They'd support legalizing full auto and huge mags in an instant if they'd just jam it in their cunts and let the recoil do the work

>>31012188
Hank got out of the game a while ago.

>>31012139
Can't I just say Slickback?

>>31012232
No, you have to say the whole thing, yes that includes the A Pimp Named part. It's like A Tribe Called Quest

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Mays well say it now so we can deal with the damage control lead actor is Australian.

Kill me now.

>>30993682
>Nitrate based molecules where synthetised only for the purpose of war
>Fertilizers are based on these molecules

We need to ban those extremly powerful assault fertilizers

>>30994302
>>implying that only worth of a woman is her vagina
Reminds me an old game called Phantasmagoria, where a possessed guy says to his wife "Womens' body is wonderfull, but the head is useless" just before beheading her.

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>>30993548
Funny how it was in the top five freest state thing that cato institute just made

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>>30991000
different juan

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>>31012139
>"Good afternoon, my name is A Pimp Named Slickback."

>>31012870
Tammy is the best hoe

>>31012205
Would you fuck Peggy

>>30990795
HMMMM.... I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS

>>31016356
Mike hunt probably this film is an embarrassment

>>30990795
She ruined his fucking AK that's grounds for fucking homicide.

>>30992381
didnt we just have a shitty Lysistrata remake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTuuj-aTJs

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>>31012870

yesssssssssssssssssssss

And check out the pro-race relations bonus points, the white guys learn they've got more in common with A Pimp Named Slickback and his homies than their horrible cucking wives.

"Now the way I see it, the problem here is you think an accomplished and successful man like yourself needs a woman. No no no. What you need is a hoe."

>>30992794
>random chucklefuck on 4chan is able to come up with better script concepts than the people actually involved in writing movie plots
Then again, the common chimp has more creativity than these tossers, so it's not exactly hard.