Meanwhile, on Nazi /k/....

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>>30987406

Boy, I sure love chess. Don't you love chess? Nazi /k/ everyone!

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We shall all praise our fair maiden Asuka!

>>30987406
Hitler dindu nuffin. TEH JOOS ARE ALL BEHIND THIS!!! Communist scum need not apply. GAS CHAMBERS FOR EVERY UNDESIREABLE!!

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Wont have to dream about alternate realities for much longer

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>>30987406
>I hate having to show up for these bullshit PR stunts
>I survived the Eastern front for this bullshit?
>I'm sweating mein ass off in this uniform
>Franz gets to sit in a comfy chair
>I don't like Franz
>Tfw you salute Der Füher and he only gives you that half assed limp wrist salute in return
>He has such pretty eyes
>My feet hurt
>I should've joined the Luftwaffe

>>30987575
Probably crazy as fuck but there's an 85% chance I would bang if given the opportunity.

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>>30987406
taking a summer trip to Great Brittan, what should I wear?

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>>30987724
your defeat clothes

>>30987724
>tfw sergeant George ate the other passenger

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>>30987759

>>30987724
Is this guy english?

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You killed me so
The Germans could control your media
The Germans could control your banks
The Germans could control your money
The Germans could control your government
So your children could die in the Waffen-SS for Germany
So Germans could take your lebensraum
So your people and race are lost forever

hallo mein /k/ameraden, have you already bought your very own Kp-31? No self-respecting soldier of the Vaterland should go on a /K/rusade against the slavs without one.

No? Well you are in luck, as I happen to be certified sales representative of Tikkakoski Oy & get my firearms directly from the factory! Each gun comes with three 72 roudn drums, cleaning kit and two spare barrels, and should your barrels get shot out, just bring them back and I will replace them with ones that shoot exactly the same as the old ones when they were new, no need to zero the sights just because you got new barrels!

So, what do you say /k/ameraden, normally these are 250 Reichmarks, but for You, shall we say 235? Excellent!

Wha-Heil Hitler standartenführer! Mein ausweis? Hier, I am a proud Finnisch /k/amerad.

My name? So what if my name ist Jacob Goldstein, my papieren are in ordnung

>>30987406
Look how proper the Fuhrer looks. Such a cutie

I love how great everything is. this is nice.

>>30987406
this is so great, the faces are priceless

they guy behind adolf staring emptily at the camera
the soldier next to him eyeing off the helmet of Hindenberg (probably the subject of the photo)

history has largely forgotten hindenberg, and his protracted pollitical struggle against the nazis
he upsets the retrospective narrative

most of this just sounds like regular /k/

>>30989265
Hindenburg with U

>>30987576
>der fuhrer has a bit or hair that's sticking up at the back and I can't stop staring at it
>maybe if I just...

>>30987724
say what you will about the nazis they were the sharpest dressed war machine in history

>>30989283
thanks anon, my spelling is getting really poor

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>>30987406

Then there's this guy in the back getting who knows what done...

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>>30987406

ich liebe saugen einen anderen mans Schwanz! ich liebe es, wenn ein Mann in meinem Mund kommt ! ich so verdammt seltsam!

Sure is nice of the government to take everyone's guns to protect us from socialism, thank you gross brüder

>>30990360
that never happened? not until after the war

>>30990360
loyal parteibrüdern will naturally be allowed to own guns, Willi Messerschmitt can't very well take Luftwaffe bigshots hunting without guns, can he?

>>30990475
Sorta kinda, Nazi party members and later everyday Germans could own, but Jews and other undesirables were disarmed, along with everyone in occupied countries.

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Hey guys, I'm a party member and I just found out my great^4-grandfather was Jewish, am I fucked?

pic related, mfw I found out

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>>30987406
>Brownshirts and SS in the same photo

nope.jpg

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>>30987759
so a French uniform?

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>>30990530
whats the worst that could happen?

>>30990524
racial purity checks extend to records from late 1700s I think.

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>>30990524
you're aryan under the nuremburg laws

>>30990607
generally 1800, ideally 1750 for officer candudates

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>>30990524
>>30990641

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>>30990641
>>30990646
Oh good! I was worried I'd get sent to Madagascar with the actual kikes and be a man in a land of beasts.