>be American >get grounded by bees

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>be slav
>farmer steals plane

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>>30985249

>be from any country besides America
>matter

na, I'm just kiddin' this is a shit premise to start a thread though

>>30985249
Thats a lot of bees.

>>30988461
4U

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look, another one.

>>30988461
there was actually only 19,526 bees, but you know how sensationalist journalism is

Idk man. I mean shit. Fucking bees! I hate bees.

And what would your country have done, OP? Kill thousands of what are already an almost endangered species that life as we know it cannot exist without?

>>30988487
Oh, well then yeah, what the fuck USAF? Use that MOPP 4 gear for once in your lives!

>Be eurofighter
>See 20,000 bees
>Bee stings eurofighter
>Eurofighter blows up

>>30988546
No it's more like

>Be eurofighter
>Fly over muslim neighborhood
>Muslims cry about being oppressed by shitty non stealth jet
>EU puts ban on all eurofighter flights

>>30988532

You know that bees are extremely important, even killing off that many, puts a dent into the environment. Stupid nigger.

>>30988758
Nowhere did he say gas the bees, shit cunt

NOT THE BEES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I shall send you to a world of anguish beyond your imagination!

>>30985249
this is bait, in the article they say that they only grounded the plane because they didn't want to kill 20,000 honeybees, an animal which is rapidly becoming extinct. If they fired up the engines, the bees would have been fried. Some fucking insects on the tip of your cowling isn't going to ground an airplane, you retards

Eurocuck shitposters

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Good thing raptors aren't allergic to bee's.

>>30990346


you need to go back

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>>30985249
Well we all know Raptors dont like bugs

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>>30985249
This makes me think of all those "who would win? military equipment X vs animal Y" threads

>>30985249
>Be Russian
>Bees are have made home on plane nose
>Start up turbines
>Send Ivan out with broom
>Nature's fighter insects become gloriously ingested and combusted by the motherlands jet turbines
>Fly off as normal

Better 20,000 Bees than 20,000 Harambees

>>30985249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk

>>30990463
https://youtu.be/OJw3MmL-Omk

>>30985249
Drone warfare is killing the modern fighter jet

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>>30985308
>be slav
>howitzer wants to become a car

>>30988758
A hobby beekeeper came and vaccumed them all. I doubt beekeepers would just kill bees as their first method, especially with colony collapse still going on.

>>30990567
hah

>>30991629
I love that the solution is to grab on and slav-squat.

>>30991651
>colony collapse still going on
Pretty sure that isn't STILL happening.

>>30991692
colony collapse is a never ending threat caused by various external conditions.

>>30991629

thats a biiiiiiiiiiiig recoil Vlad,considering we fired it during 1943 invasion

>>30985249
mud daubers are stronger

>>30991701
Yes but haven't populations began reaching acceptable levels in recent years?

Bump for bantz

>>30988487
How the fuck do you count so many angry bees swarming the delicious F-22 paint job to produce stealth nectar?

>>30991828
I think they counted them after they collected them.

>>30991867
How the fuck do you count fast moving flying insects moving at sanic speeds

>>30991871
You make them fly through a funnel with a digital counter.

t. Dutchman. We make this shit in highschool.

>>30985249
>be smartass
>would rather kill bees

it's almost like you don't want a life for your children

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>>30991629
>it even merged into traffic

fucking kek

>be European
>get beheaded in the street by peace