Roll tripps and you have to buy this abomination. Roll quads and you have to buy it and shove the barrel of your thickest gat up your ass and post pics. Ready, set, GO!
http://www.reddotarms.com/shop/firearms/handguns/hi-point-c9-9mm-3-5-pink-camo.html
>>30983459
I'll play your game.
>>30983459
I forgot also post proof of purchase
Rolling
>>30983459
I already have a JHP, another problem solver won't hurt.
if you own a Hundred-dollar bill Hipoint you are immune.
>>30983459
Fuck it, i'll play
Sadly OP posts site selling gun $30.00 more than LGS down street. Still would not buy...
Roll
>>30983459
lul
If I get trips this will be my first gun.
Rollin'
>>30983459
>Let's roll.
sure
>Just bought two guns
Pls no
>>30984195
>Transmasc, demiromantic, pansexual
We need another Final Solution.
I have no monleys
>>30984225
>not mentioning aroflux polysexual, androromantic, lithoromantic asexual, or aromantic demisexual
What the fuck do those even mean?
>>30984244
>dubs
Close, but try harder.
>>30984259
I dont know. Personally i just tgink its people trying to be special snow flakes. Sex is sex what turns you on is your kink its nothing special.
>>30984428
Fuck i got dubs..
Fuck it I never get trips and I won't start now.
>>30984195
Thanks for sharing that image. If I go too long without hating everything, I might get complacent.
Rolling for Quads!
>>30983459
rolling for quads
>>30983459
Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!
I'm rolling, god have mercy on this day, I need shekels for a tantal kit, not this bullshit
>>30985477
Dubs. You were close, but no homosexuality for now
>>30983951
Wut app for filters like that?
>>30985562
It's called Prisma, ever since that one thread the tripf/arg/s use it so they can make their GUCCI rifles look even more GUCCI
>>30985553
>2 off
hohohoho
>>30985226
No problem, anon
>>30985553
Oh fug anon, you are one lucky bastard to miss the butt bullet that closely.
>>30985778
So close anon, and fuck people like that, I'm slowly getting saltier
>>30983459
But I'm poor
I get my next paycheck in two weeks let's do this.
>>30983459
Rolling.
I still dont got monyleys.
rollling
I dont have money
>>30984428
>>30984440
No, you didn't get dubs.
>>30983459
I like it
>>30983459
hue hue hue
>>30983459
Rolling for my fate...
>>30983459
Shame it isn't the dollar bill high point
rollin
Watch me fucking roll quads on this shit. This is exactly the kind of shit I get myself in to.
>>30983459
Rollin deep
>>30983459
I want a hi-point and have the money for it, so I might buy it regardless of my roll. That said.
Rollan.
>>30985778
"Car accident"
>implying it wasnt suicide
Ill roll dis bitch
>>30983459
To be perfectly honest I kinda like the pink and purple realtreeâ„¢-ish camo.
>Only 20, can't buy any handgun let alone a hi point if I manage to roll anything on this
Please no
>>30983459
>rolling
I'd be embarrassed to send that to my ffl. I don't think I could look him in the eye anymore.
>>30983884
Reroll
>>30989796
>I kinda like the pink and purple realtreeâ„¢-ish camo
Me too, it's so stupid. $100 bill one is great too.
>Only 20, can't buy any handgun let alone a hi point if I manage to roll anything on this
I just turned 21 last month. Even though I haven't bought any handguns yet (poorfag), the fact that I can just walk into my lgs and buy one feels so damn good.
>>30989826
Just tell him you lost a bet. Hell, it's technically true.
>>30989845
Lol, that's true, it'd still be weird.
>>30983459
If this was left on the corpse of a dead nigger would the cops even investigate?
Rolling for dolla bills
Not happening
>>30989853
Gotta be the dollar bill one. Pink cameo is too conspicuous.
>>30983459
>Mfw yuropoo
>>30983459
Wewlad
Witness me.
So when I get quints, what do I have to do?
>>30990009
put the biggest gun you own and the hipoint up your ass simultaneously
>>30983459
rollerino
Wuw
I kind of want one. please.
>>30984195
>that pic
Christ on a bike.
>>30983459
Hillary will be president
>>30989990
Disturbingly close anon
Trump will win, checked and witnessed
>>30993444
ggg..guys I don't think I knew what I was doing when I posted this, kek spoke to me and i had to
>>30993444
witnessed
NOW BUY THE GUN FGT
>>30993476
I'm crying, it's so ugly and I'm so poor. I wanted yugo SKS
>>30993444
buy it retard
>>30993444
FUCK
>>30993444
>>30984195
W-why are they all black/eastern?
Why are they defying logic with their labels?
What is this? Why is this?
Why has God abandoned us?
>>30993444
BUY IT NOW YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
>>30993444
I better see this gun in a new acquisitions thread.
>>30993444
meems
>>30993444
Please post some sort of confirmation on the purchase you poor bastard.
>Surely he will deliver with a timestamp
>>30993444
WARRIOR OF TRUMPLIGHT, ADORED OF KEK,
BUY THE GUN OR BREAK YOUR NECK!
>>30993444
Looks like you got some spending to do.
>>30993444
OP here, just got back from work to witness this shit. You better buy it you motherfucker and post a pic of the virtual receipt (with sensitive personal info blacked out). YOU BETTER DO IT OR MEME MAJIC WILL GET YOU
>>30984440
>Dubs
Hello newfriend