You've just been kidnapped by them ISIS guys and being forced

>>30978605
HOW TO BE CUTE TRAPS

How to make a rather smashing peaches and cream dessert

How to not do anything wrong

Anal pleasure and fursuit construction

Krav Maga

>>30978605
Nothing. I'd shoot myself and jump out of the plane.

>>30978605
Always check your barrel for blockages following a jam. Also jiggle it while looking down the pipe to try and catch a glimpse of your bullet.

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>>30978624
Seems like over-suicide desu senpai, why would anyone ever need that many attemps?
Ban assualt suicides.

>>30978605

Nothing. I'm not a traitor. And I'd probably be searching for a relatively quick method of suicide available to me. I've seen what those fuckers do to their captives.

>>30978629
Or maybe youre wondering why someone would shoot themselves before jumping out of a plane?

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>>30978605
>What do you teach them /k/?
How to be furfags

>>30978605
Shit and puke on all of them.

t. HIV pos

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>>30978644
That's the point of my post senpai.

>>30978613
>ywn be mislead by an ISIS agent in a maid outfit
>ywn believe whole heartedly that ISIS has super gullible cute girls
>ywn open fire on cute traps screaming allahu akbar

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>>30978605
Manouver warfare and combined arms warfare.

Also tell them about weakpoints on armored vehicles.

Teach them how to shitpost on /k/ and stick gun parts into ones anus

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>>30978775
it reminds me...

strike the nav devices and the munition bay, strike the cockpit, a shovel strike at the hull destroy its anti-radar cover, crushed stone rolled into the air intakes quickly destroys the engines

I will teach them to believe in love after love. But something inside me says I really don't think they are strong enough.

>>30978896
Ye, OK. Because Iglas can take down super stealthy jet. even in serbia they took it down with highly advanced AA battery, ISIS don't have such, you're bullshitting.

I teach them how to make crystals at home

>>30980424
kek

>>30978896
I'm sure that will help when the enemy lands in front of them to refuel

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>>30978624
Would their be survivors?

>>30978605
I throw away all the useless shit they kne wbefore and teach them to be hardened fucking soldiers and teach their veterans how ot be fucking operators.

From there i create my own faction within ISIS when they realise my training actually gets shit done, and eventually ill have the majority of fighters on my side, and eventually all of ISIS's backers will flock to me.

From there i create a new Powerhouse in the middle east and clease all the lessar groups who will just cause us problems in the long run.

Ill infiltrate cells into every major population center, and instead of just single gunmen and the ocasional bomb, i have each cell attack as a group. With rifles, body armor, and plans in place the cells that werent discovered will all stike at once, And cause mass havoc on a global scale as groups of 10 in every large city on the planet slaughter massive numbers that will reach into the tens of thousands (maybe even more~)

Im sure that the aftermath will likely get us glassed from the face of the earth if we havent already taken over most of the middle easts governments and miltaries by this point...

The end result will likely be the cleansing of the muslim peoples majority population, and me being branded as a being worse than hitler, But at least i got rid of ISIS, right?

>>30980409
>Highly Advanced
>SA-13 Gopher
Pick one.
Its a MTLB with a strela-10m radar and four 9m37's. Its literally from the early 70's.

>>30978775
MOAR

>>30978624
Your a big guy in sure you can handle it

>>30978775
>>30978896
Why would you tell them anything, you degenerate

>>30980519
>implying Strela-10M took down F117
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>30978718
ywn?

How to execute a Chris Costa™ reload.

>>30980480

>the cleansing of the muslim people

That's sort of their plan already

>>30978605
Teach them how to love.

The basics of CQC and Fulton extractions
>there are no hajis in our outer heaven.

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>>30978646
>>30978629
>>30978620
>>30978617
>>30978613
Never change /k/

>>30978629
Alright this is bugging the shit out of me; what shotgun is that? I keep seeing papa franku with it and I can't figure it out.

>>30978605
Train them wrong, because lulz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqaCEPwWGtc