Autistic weapons

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I overcame my own autism and learned how to post the damn photo

Those are not weapons.
Those are novelties sold out of a budK catalog.

Things troubled children buy thread?

>>30977458
Very well put

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>>30977014
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I win ha.

>>30977014
Any weapon that has the word "zombie" involved with the name.

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Whoops just thought of a better one

>>30977524
Is that buttstock meant for Kenyans?

>>30977524
What's wrong with that?

>>30977613
When you're a mall ninja but you also hate the patriarchy

>>30977613
>Hillary switchblade
forwhatpurpose.jpg

>>30977708
There isn't, i just like posting it everywhere because I love it so much :3

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This thread wouldn't be complete without this tactical abortion from Mossberg

>>30977737
When you want a knife that's as edgy as you are

>>30977727
>switchblade

>>30977762
How dare you disrespect our 9/11 veterans who died so you could buy cheap Chinese knives with serrated serrations

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>>30977737
>9/11 WE WILL NEVER FORGET

>>30977750
Looks like those joke tacticools muzzle loaders they have at LGSs

>>30977351
Fuck me. I'd own that.

>>30977727
>switchblade
Wow nigga, you dum. You really really dum.

>>30977766
Forgive him he meant to say assault switchblade with tactical lanyard/keychain capabilities.

>>30977779
They're only as autistic as you are.

>>30977538
fuck thats spooky with the bats quite scared now

>>30977817
>t. butthurt weeb

>>30977779
It's a shame when things that aren't inherently autistic become overwhelmingly desired by autists and therefore associated with autism.

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>>30977477
every time i see the thumbnail i think of this

>>30977351
this looks like a retarded beyblade

>>30977822
I may be a faggot but I'm not a weeb.

>>30977477
>>30977483
I never understood how anyone could think these were a good idea.

>>30977477
my mate lawrence owns 3

>>30977896
Does he strap the third one to his dick?

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>>30977750
>the fucking stock
W H Y

>>30977907
he broke the first hitting a tree becuase he swore he could get it down

now its just the handle

>>30977918

>>30977840
do it

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>>30977727
it's all you'll be left with after 4 years of hillary

>>30977351
We predator now

>>30977786
But if I remember, then I'm bad for not liking Islam and opening my anus for "refugees", right?

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I'll just leave this here

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Why do autists like edged weapons so much?

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And this

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>>30978018
They want a weapon that's as edgy as they are

>>30977737
I swear, from the thumbnail, I thought that was a rail on top.

>>30978007
I mean, we're supposed to forget because #notallmuslims, right?

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Words to live by:

Don't put your dick where you shouldn't

Don't put your nose where you shouldn't

Don't put rails where you shouldn't

>>30978025
You rite.

>>30977524
Delete this

>>30977750
>when you're Fudd but also want to oper8

>>30978065
But these with a 20 inch barrel make good pig guns

>>30977976
that's not autistic, it's a work of art.

>>30977976
This pleases the kube.

>>30977737
There's not much wrong here. Sure you don't need the serations, but its not bad. It looks cool at least.

>>30978065
Rail on top is acceptable but the rails on the side are pretty fucking gross

>>30977524
Actually made me lol

>>30977914
It doubles as a prosthetic leg.

>>30977737
>HECHO EN CHINE

>>30977914
What is this image from?

>>30977851
My brother owns this one. Same text and all, just purple and green colors.

>>30978275
>>30978275

An ISIS video of one of their captives having his head blown off by a 12 gauge.

Katana

>>30977750
If it had a full length quad rail, was short stroke and chambered in 357 or 44 mag I'd buy one.

With that half length rail I don't even understand what you'd put on it? Oh and you can't put an optic on top (i dunno, maybe they are already tapped?).

>>30978345
I thought that was the fake one?

>>30978172
Where else you gonna put your light?

>>30978275
https://forum.deathaddict.com/showthread.php?2408-ISIS-Executes-6-%96-One-of-Their-Most-Graphic-Ever-%96-quot-Deterring-the-Paid-Agents-quot

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When regular 223 just wont kill a zombie

>>30977477
We zeratul nao

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personal favorite

>>30979161
This might just take the title.

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God dammit /k/, i came into this thread fully expecting to see the katana as the first post

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>>30977593

>>30977351
10/10 would throw

>>30979161
Looks like a low level battleon weapon

>>30979090
I swear some Americans can't wait for a zombie invasion to actually happen just for some fun

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>>30979278
The knifes are made of hedge clippers.

>>30978223
That knife's actually made in the USA, which is ironically another gimmick for autists.

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>>30979320

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thread?

>>30979320
>made of hedge clippers
That might actually be cool, if it weren't for everything else.

>>30979161
>jap style knife commemorating Muslim pearl harbor

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subtle

>>30979316
>zombie invasion

>zombies ever getting organized, let alone so organized as to invade another country

>implying that zombie prepping isn't just "waiting for the days of fire and patriotic revolution" dipped in neon green
>implying the zombies gimmick isn't a move to legitimize prepping and make it seem more like a silly, innocuous pastime

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>>30979369
DELET THIS

>>30977737
How has nobody mentioned the fact that it had a clit massager

>>30979278
>>30979320
>>30979326
who the fuck decided bright green was the color for Zombie killing anyway?

>>30977737
>The designs for our knife is done, here take a look
>What is this? We need a serration here, here, here, here a notch, there another one and there too and dont forget the useless serrations all over the back, a clit massage thingy up here, make the inside blunt hurr durr, the edge needs more edge, the handle needs to be uncomfortable and dont forget the windows smasher at the end, we definitely need that.

>>30979622
Marketing Faaggots I imagine.

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>>30978007
>>30978062
I dont know if you are autistic amerifag on purpose or sarcastically.

>>30979326
If it wasn't cringey zombie shit, that bright green color on firearms actually looks cool.

>>30979622
cos, you know, green, like uhhhh radioactive, fuck i dont know

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>>30979090
IIRC the Z-Max ammo was just the V-Max ammo but with regular brass case, to be cheaper, and that the quality of the ammo was actually not bad.

Still I can't get over how retarded the zombie gun fad is, why the fucking neon green? It's aesthetically abhorrent.

>>30977737
Isn't there a picture of some isis fighter with one of these?

>>30977477
>equip arm blade
>try and scratch my ass
>bleed out from severed artery in leg
>cause of death listed on death certificate: terminal autism

>>30977014
No one can beat your shit OP.

>>30979699
It wasnt that specific knife, it was some spanish brand GI joe looking knife i believe. either way i remember /k/ going nuts and buying them after the video came out

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>>30977613
This just gets me legitimately angry.

>>30977613
Putting her face on something she'd ban the little people from owning if someone gave her a yes/no option...

>>30979161
Only $12.
Great for office Secret Santa bullshit.

>>30977799
Look at the button on the handle ya fag

>>30980541
HAAHAHHAHAHAA HOL UP HOL UP
DAS A SCREW.

>>30977351
I used to fucking own one of these
cut my hand up so many times trying to throw it
worth though

>>30980601
enhance the image you nigger

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>>30980609
that's a fucking lock so it doesn't close.
lemme find a pic.

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>>30979679
For whatever reason, neon green is closely linked to toxins, biohazards, and zombies. That's why the neon green.

>>30979594
I just assumed it was a dildo from the get-go

>>30980791
fuck you i'd buy that

>>30980798
the knives are edgy af, and the pseudo katana looks kinda cyberpunk-y.
i like.

>>30977851
Would get this as a cheap novelty if it didn't have the blade billboard.

>>30980725
Is that a Schrade Old Timer taped to the muzzle?

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>>30979278
>Wing mirror on the rail
Haha, what?

>>30977737
http://www.darkopsknives.com/cgistore/store.cgi?page=/new/product.html&setup=1&ida=11&idp=3&his=0|3&cart_id=7317504.9680
>$229
>Enough people buy this to maintain the business

>>30979699
I vaguely remember a video with a bunch of jihadis taking knives from a box and lining up to execute. It looked like the COD Ghosts knife.
https://www.amazon.com/USA-MX-8054-Tactical-11-Inch-Overall/dp/B00629W99I/ref=pd_sim_sbs_200_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=31k-haW8SlL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=XMJH6CEQB3YRYM350E35

>>30981765
you GOTTA look behind you!!!
Or just at your dumbfuck face to remind yourself you own the gun

>>30977483
Wut

>>30980945

I have one in that design from Tomahawk. It's a decent enough knife. Fun to play with since it's spring loaded.

>>30979090
>certified
by whom??

>>30979622
Apparently some knife manufacturers made a bunch of knives in neon green for search and rescue teams. The reasoning behind the color was to make it easy to find if you accidentally drop it. The knives didn't sell, so they looked for a way to remarket them. This was when a bunch of zombie movies and games were out, so they decided to slap the word "zombie" on the packaging and rerelease the knives. Customers ate the shit up, so other manufacturers started making their own "zombie" gear.

>>30977524
nice vz2008

>>30979161
>all that shit
>made in china
almost spat my drink all over my keyboard

>>30980798
I actually kinda like that

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>>30979369

>>30977613
Perfect backstabber

>>30982787
Great in the hands of a skilled master, absolutely autistic in the hands of fedora wearing neckbeards. Also slightly suicidal.

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>>30977849
>be me
>13
>Beyblade starts showing up on Fox Kids channel in my shitty town
>every fucking black kid and their white neighbor get a BeyBlade
>my dad laughs at this shitty fad and instead buys me pic related
>bring it to school playground
>letitrip.png
>tear up kids shitty beyblade arena
>tear up kids shitty beyblades
>tear up kids
>tear up principal and his office
>tear up school
>tear up the town
>tear up the local post office
>tear up dinosaur museum
>open the door
>get on the floor
>anon's tearing up a dinosaur

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>>30978065
What's wrong with rails?

>>30978018
A few reasons

>anime
>cheapness
>can be owned while still being underage b&
>firearms require actual responsibility.

>>30978010
C-can it work anon?

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Are a dedicated pair of brass knuckles (not those 'belt buckles' or other nonsense) a weapon only for greasers and autismos?

They do look neat.

>>30982920
I mean, it works... For $10,000. The most autistic part is the $10k for a novelty.

>>30979314
Holy fuck I forgot thst game even existed.

It's been a long time since I was 9

>>30982925

just use a weighted glove or something

>>30977477
>>30977483
There was a kid on Doomsday preppers with one of these. He said "I'm not afraid to kill," and struck a pose with that for just a split second. He was 15 or something and almost burned down an old building after practicing making a fire.

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I win.

>>30979270
w-what was he hitting? Another katana?

>>30982951
Remember kids, when you feel the need to bastardized a weapon: don't.

>>30980791
I like the way it looks but its probably pretty fragile.

>>30982951
>>30982963

reminder he resolved his sins

>>30977477
Going fishing are we?

>>30977750
We had one of these at the gun store I work at. It sat on the shelf for 8 months until some guy who was so obese his arm fat completely passed his elbows came in and thought it was the perfect rifle for him to use in the revolution, as he said. I've noticed the folks who think of themselves as hardcore badass operators are usually too fat to be lifted up by a Chinook

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>Autistic weapons
Any revolver in a world full of vastly superior semiauto pistols.

>>30978037
That looks like some of those fucked up Chernobyl fish.

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>>30983016
>buys lever action rifle
>too fat too cycle the action completely

>>30983036
I know this is bait but...

Revolvers have their place. They can handle longer, more powerful cartridges. The one in your picture probably got mistreated by some autistic hand loader.

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I am win

>>30983095
Shanked by a shark

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>>30978275

>>30977613
Cold steel 2016 line

>>30982984
how so?

>>30983275

He stripped the pony paint from the rifle

>>30983287
It wasn't even a real Mauser. It was some post war copy

>>30979679
>zombie'd Calico
M A D

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>>30982803

>>30982954
A medieval european sword lol

>>30982807
>great
In what reality?

>>30983636
Anything is great in the hands of a disciplined, skilled fighter anon. The problem is, some people think they have as much skill as they have autism

>>30983683
If they are such a good weapon, why have the never been used in Europe?
War is pretty much the only thing that was developed during the dark ages there.

>>30980798
Fuck, I like. Now I gotta tell everyone I'm autistic.

>>30983702
It works by the magic of Lo Pan

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Katanas are the most autistic weapon. Closely followed by the hidden blade.

>>30983095
If someone used that to actually kill another human I would laugh so hard.

>>30983739
I mean, it's not naturally autistic. It's just guilty by association. Kind of like fedoras.

>>30982925
Not that great and they might get you in legal hell if you ever use them. Look up sap gloves.

>>30977737

I couldn't help but google Dark Operations Whatever and take a look at their website.

>The handle is made of a low-durometer, high tensile aramid composite that is impervious to everything from aviation fuel to Al Qaeda body fluids.

Apparently there are things beyond the farthest reaches of Autism, things that would scare Lovecraft.

>>30983720
Just like zombies

>>30977779
Expected this one to be the first reply when I opened the thread

>>30982980
They always are because hardly anyone would be willing to pay more than 20 bucks for that

>>30983754
> and they might get you in legal hell if you ever use them.
that's the main problem. the advantage you get from them in a fight isn't worth the additional trouble that is sure to follow

>>30977737
>have pic in glove box
>have an car accident
>car rolls over
>lays on the roof and starts burning
>cars going to explode
>manage to get pic related out of the glovebox
>try to cut my seat-belt with the belt cutter
>stab myself and bleed out

>>30979270
Welt der Wunder

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>>30978018
I litteraly saw this today on craigslist

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>>30982873

>>30979369
The Galil is actually an amazing rifle I love both of mine. I'd take one over the tavor any day.

>>30979639
Found the enriched male

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>>30980881
>Calling a clip point bowie and a dagger egdy
KYS

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>>30977014
My /k/at

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>>30977750

>>30977851
its not the real one. The real one is a clone though. A clone of the dalton cupid. The clones are like 30$ and out the front. I got a dalton cupid and its meh.

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>>30978980

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>>30980609
>>30980541

>>30978170
Get your eyes checked. I think America's Best is running a special.

>>30978126
I knew a deputy who actually ran a Marlin 30-30 as his patrol carbine, as he didn't like the M-4.
>Yes, he was as hillbilly as you'd expect
>Oddly enough, he was also chill as fuck
>Don't think he actually arrested or ticketed anyone in his first year as a cop

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>>30977014
Always kind of been a guilty pleasure of mine. Might make a good truck gun

>>30980725
that right there is tactical badassery!

>>30982884
Brilliant!

>>30983739
And so the hidden katana would be?

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>>30977014

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>>30982951
This triggers me every time

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I bought this when I was a kid because it looked edgy

now I just use it for opening bottles which, by the way, it is fucking perfect at with those weird antler things

>>30984234

Fuck off that's genius

>>30977976
>autistic

>>30979161
okay so you won I guess

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>>30984234
>>30978010

>>30984377
>>30984743
>>30984791
>>30984928
>>30984996
>>30985034
>>30985102
>>30985468
>>30985622

Posting dumb comments and shitty reaction images doesn't make you cool around here, underage samefag

>>30978980
Is it bad that I laughed when the guys eyes bulged out?

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>>30985663
fuck off

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>>30983739
This thing is just as autistic, if not more. Perfect for that guy when his legs get fucked up when he gets beaten to a pulp by the boyfriend the woman he calls his girlfriend already has.

But seriously, you can flip to any page in a knife catalog and find stupid stuff like this.

>>30985663
(you)

>>30982873
>>tear up dinosaur museum
>>open the door
>>get on the floor
>>anon's tearing up a dinosaur

>>30984991
I don't understand why these guns get hate. Why is being able to attach lights and optics a bad thing? Or irrational?

>>30985724
I always wondered if shit like this is considered open carry or concealed carry.

>>30982873
Youre so gay

>>30983739

http://www.trueswords.com/serrated-katana-samurai-sword-leather-wrapped-handle-p-5291.html

>Be Dokutsuchi Shigeru
>Serve lord faithfully for many years
>Sword has seen much use
>Constant civil wars
>Don't always agree with lord but civility and duty come first
>Civilly slice up enemies
>Get civilly sliced up in turn
>Wake up in strange place, sword at side
>Vast hall carved from finest wood and stone to be found
>Men of all sorts gathered, feasting and drinking
>Many sparring circles where seats are not
>Find nearby man with red beard and fierce blue eyes
>Understand what he says, way of the warrior and all that
>Those who live to fight and die all gather in the hall
>One door slams open
>Man wearing dark things over eyes and smoking a strange pipe mutters something about "not locking the damned door"
>Bearded friend grins and tells me a shameful display is about to appear
>An overweight young man trundles through the door
>Everyone is staring at him with either distaste or amusement
>He tips his tiny hat at me and stands oddly
>On his hip is a parody of a samurai's sword
>Its edge is serrated
>He poses a challenge in an extremely crass manner
>So crass gagging with rage is unavoidable
>Enter the ring
>Bow politely
>Time to teach the fat one proper etiquette
>He takes a ridiculous stance
>Decide to attack
>Accidentally castrate fat one as he fails to parry
>He fades away while making pig noises

Such is life in the place called Valhalla.

>>30977999
>predator
>not a glorious warrior of krull killing demons with that glave

>>30977727
Britbong detected

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Did I win?

>>30985067
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30986028
it's a blade, so gun laws have no bearing

>>30977351
i have one of those, it was the coolest thing when i was 14 but pretty cringey to look back at.
A piece of shit with no real purpose but for some reason it's SHARP AS FUCK

>>30977884

Because they can be sold for ridiculous prices to children

>>30979278
Actually, the bit with the mirror is kinda clever. Not very practical of course. I'm sure it gets in the way.

>>30982787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPy2tZ4wFiY

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>>30977884
Now they're a good idea

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>>30979369

>>30982787
that is a legit weapon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kusarigama

>>30977777

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>>30977477

>>30982873
Terrible.

>>30982920
There are full reviews of it on youtube. It really sucks. fell apart on the break in.

>>30986165
No, that's just hilarious or potential fun

>>30977779
It's only autistic if you wear a trilby and a long black coat with it.

>>30978025
Man it would be fun though...

>>30979161
>made in China.

>>30977976
>defcon1gun.jpg
>not defcongun.jpg

>>30980798
I dare somebody to buy 8000 of these and go back in time and hand them out to Marines on Okinawa

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>>30983739
>tfw you love the looks of the katana and want one for decoration
>its now considered the sign of an autistic weeaboo

>>30986942
>that fucking melee on the bottom from 0:00 to 0:20

>>30983095
>*DUN DUN*
>*DUN DUN*

>>30982954
Kriegsmesser.

>>30984347

Holy shit I have that cleaver.

What a coincidence.

>>30987688
If you drop over 3 grand and keep it on a mantle piece it's not autistic friend, don't fret.

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>>30985054
Hidden katanas? That would be boundless autism. I would want to see that.
>>30987688
Yup, I too love the katana. But what would someone do with a katana? Cut things? Like bottles?

>>30983036
But revolvers have A E S T H E T I C S brah

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>>30979369
U taek that bak

>>30977613
Perfect for killing DNC staffers

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>>30977524
You just fucking you a little bitch, did you say what's the heck about me? I you I need to know graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in the attack of a large number of secret to Al · Quaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kill you have. I have trained in gorilla warfare I, is the top sniper in the whole of the US military. You are to me without anything, not just another target. I will wipe out fuck the likes of Mark the words of my shit, are not the things you have seen before on this planet with a precision. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me through the Internet? Think again, you bastard. As we speak, I do have to contact the network of my secret US spy, you better storm, because the preparation of the maggot, your IP is currently being traced. Pathetic little things wiped out the storm to call your life. You are dead, we are fucking children. I anytime, anywhere it can be, I can kill you in a hundred 7-over method, it is just my bare hands. Well, you little shit, but I was trained in a wide range in unarmed combat, and I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps I of you off the face of the continent in order to wipe the miserable ass, and use it to its fullest. If only you can be known retaliation little "clever" comments evil ones had with bring down to you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you, you could not be, but did not, and now you are paying the price, you redneck white bastard a fool. I was shit anger on top of you all, you are drowning in it. You are dead, it is fucking you.

>>30979622
its to make it easy to find when you drop it or lose it somehow

>>30982873
God fucking damnit

>>30980945
Just sand it off, that's what I did.
>tfw can't even find the right cupid clone anymore

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>>30984347
>undead karana

>>30983036
How the fuck does something like that happen?

>>30985716
Lawl

>>30985663
Shitposting isn't that cool either, and I'm not convinced you're not also underage

>>30984234
I don't know whats worse, the fact that they put together two glocks like that, or that they made a baby carrier for it.

>>30979679
What's that shotgun on the left?
Without all the cancer, I mean

>>30977351
isn't that a bayblade?

>>30977820
TOO SPOOKY BAN THIS KNIFE

>>30990747
Probably double charged while reloading or old brass.

>>30986117
I don't know which is more autistic, the sword you linked to or the fucking cringey fanfic you wrote.

>>30979161
winner

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>>30986417

>>30986417
get out

>>30986028
yes, in most if not all states it is concealed or some equivalent

>>30991401
>cringey fanfic

lol, how new are you?

>>30986088
NIGGER WHY DO YOU HAVE A STAR

>>30991817
It's a jew

>>30977727
Backstabbing.

>>30977613
I legit just went and bought one of these off ebay.

>>30977613
>>30991906
link please, I want this so fucking bad

>>30991968

Lol I found it. Red River cutlery. I get a Trump one two, for only $20??? Amazing

>>30991817
He paid for a 4chan gold account

>>30986974
kek, i forgot all about those videos

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>>30979639
Eurofag detected

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>>30981765
>ULTRA-SENSITIVE COMPASS tells blade direction at a glance: