/k/ I have accidentally locked myself into handcuffs. Model is

call the cops?

Shim them you absolute butt nut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7O4ssC6H1w

>>30975857
Rub dirt on your clothes and go door to door in the projects asking if you can borrow a hacksaw.

>>30975857

They don't make keys for that brand anymore. The only way out is to the cut the hand off now.

>>30975857
Go to local police station, you fucking retarded, should-have-been-aborted moron.

"Hurr, I got my dick stuck in a toaster, what kind of water do I pour on it?"

>>30975857
Ask your master for the key and be prepared for the punishment.

>>30975876

That only works if you're not white.

>>30975903
>not doing it in blackface

Learn to pick the lock ya dingus. It's not that hard

>>30975888
Well, trips confirm it.

OP, timestamp stump, pls

>>30975857
Call the cops and say you escaped from a security guards sex dungeon

>>30975952
This or call a locksmith.

>>30975857
Go ask the nearest police officer, they have keys.

Slide something between the teeth and latch if that doesnt work go to the nearest firehouse they can pick it off

>>30975857
Why did you decide to cuff yourself without a key?

Now go to the fun store and buy some handcuff keys in case you ever get cuffed.

>>30975857
if you are too stupid to pick the lock, use a dremel with a circular saw attachment right on the inside of your wrist, the trick is too push really hard.

Lock the other shackle to the same wrist and start a new bracelet trend.

>>30975857
>gun

thank you /k/. I have gotten out of the cuffs.

Just slide a hairpin in to the side of the cuff with the teeth. Should come right out

>>30976093
They actually let you borrow a hacksaw? I honestly didn't think that would work but your welcome anyway.

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>>30975857
Use one of these
>mfw you don't carry handcuff keys

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>>30975953
way to miss out on shitty wordplay.

>timestump pls

>>30976093
Did you shim them?

>>30976159
THIS
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>>30975857
/k/ - Locksmiths