Pistol Duels

>>30967017
I refuse his challenge.

Schofield
ten paces
some dick with a harmonica we can't get to shut up

OP is a faggot but I still played

>>30967038
yellow

>>30967038
>your maiden finds you dishonorable for being a coward and fucks chad
>you kill yourself because you are sad

The barbarian won without firing a shot

>>30967017
>.500 S&W's
>On top of a zepplin
>15 paces
>Dramatic Accordian

>>30967017
>gyrojet
>100 paces
>White House Lawn
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3h9p_c5-M

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>>30967017
Well traditional (18th century) rules state you use the same gun as the other guy. So,

>SD9VE because I've mastered the shitty trigger, and it's lol9mm so I won't die if I lose
>stand sideways because I autistically practiced this twice with beer cans
>nearby to where I was challenged so I'm not out of breath or worn down
>Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

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>>30967017
PIstol:
Manurhin MR 73, just like GIGN uses, that or an F.K. BRNO 7,5

Distance:
50 paces.

Song:
Diarrhea Engorgement Fountain by (one-man band) Morbid Crucifixion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBbkPjnmbx4

Location:
Valhalla

Stance:
Bladed profile, one handed

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>>30967127
>stand sideways because I autistically practiced this twice with beer cans

Mein neger, whenever I shoot my flintlock pistol I bring my cheap ass top hat to put on and stand sideways with my arm behind my back, and imagine how spooky it would be in real life

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>Weapon: Dardick pistol with 1 tround
>Distance: 15 feet
>Music: Bãtutã Din Moldova (Rabbids go home) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAP6PpAzK8
>Location: McDonald's Playplace

>>30967017
>Thompson/Center Contender
>Middle of an empty Warehouse
>15 meters away
>Release the Beast by Breakwater

>>30967017
>AR/AK pistol

>right there in the bar

>whatever honky-tonk shit is playing over the bar speakers

>15' for optimal ratio of him missing and me hitting (see below)

>since the moron is the type to challenge people to duels, he's probably only familiar with a few handguns or revolvers, and not so much a gun enthusiast as a sometimes-armed psychotic with a flair for the dramatic
>thus, I choose a two-handed grip, so I can stabilize the "pistol" while Dirk Daring tries to either a) one-hand shoot a fucking short rifle and miss, or b) try and fail to be as good at cheeki breeki as me

>load more than one round anyway because fuck fair fights, dead men can't complain and neither can dead men's equally-dead wenches

>>30967055
>implying any of us have maidens
>implying that IF any of us even HAD maidens, that a) our focus would be on some other prick's wench, b) we'd even say anything about said prick's wench, and c) that said maiden would be the type to leave you for not being a brash brute
>implying that we wouldn't take our anger out on the chad when we're armed

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>2 rusty taurus judges with extra hot 410 slugs
>natural gas well
>10 ft
>TNT ACDC

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>>30967046
>>30967055
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>>30967124
>>30967127
>>30967239
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>>30967427
holy shit

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>Obrez pistol with communist red tracer
>in the middle of Red square
>4 feet away
>Soviet national anthem

ANUUUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHfBCBxdf2M

Could you win the duel, /k/ommandos?

>>30967504
>mare leg Nagant
My nuggets are moist.

>>30967017
>Tacticooled broomhandle Mauser
>Across a table in the bar
>Whatever the cantina band is playing

>>30967692
Just shoot first and you should be good to go.

>>30967638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q-e42h6FOM
enjoy tovarish

>duel guns were made for maximum accuracy
>but rifling was dishonorable
What the fuck.

>>30967017
Thanks for saving my Ilya repin

>butchered safari rifle with barrels shortened and a sig brace in .700NE
>detroit
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ

YOU HAVE INSULTED ME

>>30967017
i delope

>>30967017
Nambu pistol, 100 paces, miami mini-golf course in 103 degree weather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa3qqfgp1Ns

>>30968163
It's because of people like you that we can't have .700NE AP

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>>30967017
>choose Nambu 94
>fight right outside of tavern
>10 meters
>https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY
Let the peasant fuck shoot first, Nambu misfires and explodes in his hands killing him, stupid knave.

>>30968318
Do the same with a Glocknade

>>30967017
50m, g3 pistol, times square, darude sandstorm

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>>30967017
obrez
1 foot
soviet anthem
lenin's mausoleum

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>>30967017
If I'm choosing the pistol AND the distance, I'm going with something chambered in 6mm Flobert and 200 yards.

Bitches ain't worth it.

>>30967017

>Thompson Contender w/scope
>forest
>200yds

He's so fucked.

>>30969432
I like the sound of this.

Go with one calibre barrels.

>>30967017
>You get to pick your pistol, distance, the song that plays as you get ready for the duel, and where you duel, what do you choose? You can only load one round

>pistol

one of those old gun/axe combinations they used during ship boarding

>distance

As close as possible

>the song that plays as you get ready for the duel

That Damballa chant Chucky used to transfer his soul to a doll on repeat

>whereyou duel
Creepy doll factory

>>30967017
>Obrez at 10m
>Ride of the Valkyries
>in the courtyard of the Kremlin

>sawn off punt gun
>100 yards
>english countryside
>ode to joy

>Flare gun
>25 feet
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
>Gas station

>>30969887
>obrez
>10 meters
so its a homicide-suicide pact then

>>30967017
>Actual muzzleloading dueling pistols, and I'll refuse to help that fucking pleb load his.
>20 paces
>Judas Priest Hellion/Electric Eye

>As i walk out of the bar and into the dry windy desert road outside and stand back to back with my opponent knowing that surely today one of us is going to die, or worse.
>slowly we each take steps one at a time sounding off as we do as the crowd gathers around us to view the spectacle about to unfold
>"any last words scoundrel?" he says to me in a gravely yet confident voice. he seems so sure of himself
>9, 10, 11 paces. only a few more to go now. my lips dry and pursed together as a bead of sweat rolls down my forehead
>"not gonna even bother begging are you?" he shouts out to me as he bellows a laugh

>18, 19, 20 paces. its time.

>i unplug the headphones on my phone to let the music play for all to hear
>"I think ill let my friends do the talking" i say as we stand apart facing eachother. both with our hands at the ready to draw our guns and fire upon eachother.
>"what friends?" he asks with a smirk "no one out here to help you, boy"
>i smile and shout "my friends, GLOCK AND WESSON" as i draw my 45mm pistol and fire a round aiming for center mass but missing by 6 inches to the side of his head, the concussion from the round caving his skull in
>my arm is broken in 14 places and my shoulder is now relocated to the middle of my back
>but today victory was mine

song related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

>>30967017
>RPG-7
>White House lawn
>Point blank
>"Every Move You Make" by The Police

>>30967017
Glocknade 21

>>30969989
>guy is autistic enough to challenge you to a duel
>probably trained with old pistols all the time
>some dude he challenged actually takes the challenge and to top it off he wants duel pistols

Taurus curve
The pulse nightclub
"Gay bar" by electric six

bumping glorious thread

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>>30970039
>yfw the elementary school behind him is blown to splinters and the street is littered with toddlers

Weapons
>stockless KS-23's with engine block hunting rounds
Distance
>50 meters
Song
>Take on me by A-ha

>>30970413
underrated

Pull an Andrew Jackson.

>similar quality 18th or 19th century flintlock pistols
>20 paces
>right outside wherever we are
>wait for him to fire first, then take my time and shoot him down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2klh2cTa_Q

C'mon guys lets make this interesting. I'd have a pair of russian 82mm mortars set up at a distance of 500m. We'd both be on open ground where we can see each other with 20 shells apiece. For music we need none other than the music device from a few dollars more https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ it'd be a fair fight as it's a solid bet neither of us have a clue how to use the damn things but godamn i'd rock a cowboy hat to that shit.

xp-100 in 7mm08
100 yards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97r1CMcKvGY
A runway

I win. Easy.

>>30970918
it was all worth it though

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>>30971090
>It's high noon
>2 hungover young men are staring eachother down through binoculars
>some hobo they hired stands in the middle and drops a handkerchief
>CYKA BLYAT
>the men start dropping mortars down their tubes, watching where they land, and then trying to read and understand the russian markings on the distance adjustments
>start spinning in random directions
>mortars falling all over the town
>disability clinic it blown up
>orphanage blown up
>school blown up
>one of the men is eventually hit by a piece of shrapnel
>frantically tries to push intestines back inside himself
>bleeds to death
>the victor is paraded through the burning, corpse ridden town as a hero

>mosin nagant
>trang rounds
>a forest

THIS IS THE END

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>>30967017
Pistol:
>a nugget with the stock cut off and an 3" barrel

Song:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc&index=1&list=RDlDQ7hXMLxGc

Distance:
>across the table

>as the battle commences I lunge at him across the table whilst shouting: <AVNNUUUU...
>boom.vinyl
>huge fireball out of the muzzle and an ear-blowing sound
>my opponent lies dead with half of his head blown off
>muzzle blast burnt off my mustache and eyebrows
>as I land on the table
<...CHEEKI BREEKI
>extinguish face and order cheapest vodka available.

>>30971350
>implying he wouldnt draw and shoot halfway punching a hole in your chest

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>north american arms tiny pocket revolver
>600 yards
>mountains of Afghanistan
>ride of the Valkyries

Yeah i'm a coward, i don't wanna die

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>Deagle brand Deagle
>6 million millimeters away
>Tel Aviv
>Hava Nagila

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>>30973661

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>>30973743
Never 4getti

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>>30967017
Mauser C96
desert cantina
4 feet
and this playing https://youtu.be/Ak0zy49qsHE

bonus requirement:
we're both sitting down