How would we identify each other post-happening /k/? What would

We all meet up inna woods
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>>30965258

>/thread end

kill yourself you newfaggot

what the fuck?

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>>30965258
>/thread end

I would not want to associate with any of you delusional retards.

/k/ patches and nuggets.

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>>30965258

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>>30965258

>>30965231
Why would we need to? Do you not have any family or friends of your own?

just check the body, you should find a /k/ patch or something similar as you're looting it

>implying there are austrian hasgunz on here that can match my firepower

I'm better off alone.

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I have zero interest in interacting with any of you freaks outside of /k/ and if you tried to approach me, I'd pretend I didn't know you. Pic related is just one example of the kind of degenerates who post the most regularly here. Looking at pictures from literally any random nuggetfest only confirms this notion that the average /k/ poster is a complete failure at life.

>>30965384

I think homosexuals are on the same level as pedophiles.

I'll just leave this here

Challenge:
>Ivan!
Response:
>Chesnokov!

>>30965407
Most pedophiles are homosexuals.

>>30965410
Challenge:
Bufferfly!
Response:
Fuck Chechnya!

Challenge:
My Waifu
Response:
Is Shit

>>30965410
That's how to identify /v/ermin.

>>30965407
Wow, good for you, anon! Thanks for the advice, relevant to the discussion, that brings forth logical and thought out ways of, and I quote, "identify[ing] each other post-happening". Thanks for the input!

>>30965457
He is saying to search the sex offender registry to find most /k/ tripfags.

Challenge:
You're a big guy
Response:
For you

>>30965438
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1556756
11:1 pedo's rape girls, not boys, dipshit

>>30965505
Do you people have no awareness of how much of a normalfag meme this has become?

>>30965506
In a well balanced study, with 50:50 men pedos to women pedos ratio, that's a very skewed gay preference.

>>30965505
This might of been good up until like last year

>>30965231
If you can be identified, I don't want anything to do with you, you noisy visible buffaloon.

#spiderholelivesmatter

>>30965231
>when u have 0 friends

Morale patches

>>30965550
>Call: knocking in morse code "Coordinates of your bunker?"
>Response: coordinates
As the world burns, the /k/ unnagrouners shall remain strong

Wasn't it a four of clubs playing card?

>>30965231
I live in Alaska. There are like 5 of us in the entire state and I know the only other one in the interior. It's kind of useless here.

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Crossdessing while wearing full gear.

>>30965231
Challenge and Password.

Something along the lines of..

Cheeki......Reply: Breeki

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>>30965642
No
Delete this

>>30965231
>What would be our sign
autism

>>30965538
>>30965520
You're just booty blasted that you didn't say it first famalam

>>30965661
Go back to your containment thread sakuya

I don't think I'm alone when I say that, in shtf, I'm shooting anyone wearing /k/ patches on sight.

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>>30965258

>>30965705
not like you could miss 'em

>>30965684
Well bane said it first
I don't wanna steal his lines, he's a big guy

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>>30965258

>>30965384
>Flandre
>failure at life
He may be a horsefucker weeaboo but he gets a pass because he's done some cool gunsmithing and shit

>>30965506
https://youtu.be/cHlb9QwiI9E

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>>30965384

No we are not.

Behold the post-apocalyptic mater race ready to breed and rule.

>>30965750
For the love of kek and holy jesus please tell thats not in Arizona

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>>30965750
Just no

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>>30965750

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>>30965750
HOLY FUCK
Well now I'm REALLY glad AK doesn't do meets.

>>30965888
shit, I just realized the complete lack of TD on Soul Patch Smith

>>30965901
His child bearing hips tho

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Start chanting "AWE NEX ALEA, SALUTO CUBIM NECIS" and see how he reacts.

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>>30965231
>AVE NEX ALEA!
>...
>SALUTO NEX ALEA!

carrying lots of gear/weapons, looks slightly autistic, has milsurp, tranny, acting tacticool, him looking excited to shoot you and steal your shit (if they're white, if nigger, prolly just because he's a nigger)

him yelling memes

>>30965910
where can I cop a body pillow of Soul Patch Smith

>>30965384
Nice selfie. Got anymore?

>>30965231
weve been over this! DISPLAY A 4 OF CLUBS PLAYING CARD YOU FUCK!

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>>30965231
>Op ask how to ID komrades
>discussion breaks down into fags, traps, pedos, and culminates with a pic of a bunch of doughballs at a /k/ meet
>it just goes downhill from there

wew lad

>>30966396
That's what would happen IRL as well
I too would pretend to be a Normie and avoid you guys

>>30965750
So bright…my eyes!

Challenge: when does the narwhal bacon?

>>30965231

That was settled a long time ago.

Sign: Remove

Countersign: Kebab

>>30965231
4 of clubs
-or-
>Sign:
Moist
>Countersign:
Nugget

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Should we have a secret handshake for additional security?

Ave Nex Alea you retards

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>>30966870

>>30966993

>Ave
>Literally 'hail' in Latin

It works, run it

>>30967007
Ave Nex Alea means "Hail the Murdercube" though. Say the whole thing lest you commit hearsay against the Cube.

>>30965231
The sign is, and always has been random dick drawings everywhere. The Dick of the Rebellion is the official symbol of post-happening /k/.

I don't think it's that hard to spot fatasses with old Russian rifles speaking with bad Russian accents.

>>30965384
fucking this

>>30965750
this is what I'll be aiming at

>>30965231
CHEEKI

>>30965231
The /k/ and "magical place" patches you fucking nigger.

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>>30965258

>>30965642
I thought it was the four of spades, /b/ was clubs

>>30965258
Spotted the ATF

>>30965665
Challenge: *incoming gunfire*
Sign: A NUUUU! Cheeki Breeki
CS: Iv Damke!
*approach to parley*
Confirmation: [REDACTED] with your pack of COLT leathermen novelty playing cards.

>>30966341
Stop spreading that misinformation, why do you keep trying to give these newfags the killsign?

>>30965301
Aka targets

>>30965384
I just feel bad for him her it. To be that fucked up emotionally. He needs some testosterone, maybe develop some masculinity.

>>30965750
thats an opchan meet fucknuts.

>>30965750
That's OPChan
>>30967941
And fuck outta here newfriend, flandre a best