>tfw to intelligent for army

>to

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>>30960989
R E K T

>>30960980
LOL AT U

>>30960989
>tfw he's still correct

plenty of officers and enlisted are intelligent and highly motivated. plenty of stupid assholes too. don't let it deter you and quit being a whiny faggot

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>>30960989
/FUCKING THREAD

But too much of a pathetic weakling to go SOF and be a leet oper8tor, right?

>>30960980
>>30960989
>>30961008
Samefag tryhard

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>tfw want to operate but too scared of actually putting my life at risk

>the too old for the army
Why did I have to be a brainwashed liberal for most of my twenties?

>>30961241
>tfw I don't feel like I've lived until I get shot at.

>>30961260
>tfw your phone doesn't recognize dank memes

>>30960980
How about no

>tfw too alpha for the marines

>>30961306
>too straight for the Marines
Ftfy

>>30961140
>14 Posters ITT excluding me
>Muh samefag
If that was the case, there would be 11 posters ITT, with me posting, it would be 12.

>>30961260
39 is the maximum age for guard. In basic for the air force the 39 year old dorm chief I had outperformed the PJ trainees in almost everything.

>>30961355
At 28 I know I can still join but I feel like I'm too old to excel or have a good career when I'll be surrounded by (and taking orders from) people much younger than me.

>>30960980

>to intelligent

I still believe him, even if this wasn't done on purpose.

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>>30961140
R E K T

>>30960980
>Have physics degree
>Joined army as a grunt
>having the best time of my life

>>30960980
>tfw sucked 'to' many dicks

Fixed that for yoo

>>30960989
I came to this thread to post this. I think op might be a true genius troll though.

>IQ 142
>homeless 2 years @ 19y.o. because im lazy
>join army as 19d for 3.5yrs because it's free money
>happily being lazy sitting on 22 grand with a new camry paid for in cash in my shitty apartment with all my guns

the army is a literal free 50 grand into pocket for one contract if you arent that retard who goes out and marries 3 strippers and drinks away his paycheck inside 5 days

>>30962024
trolling is a art

>>30961353
Not using phone and comp to make artificial poster count... Damn nigga you must be right.

>>30962072
And this is why I didn't join lel
>drink 20 shots a night at the bar
>spend $200 on private dances

>>30960989
Also came here to post this and oregano.

>>30960980
ok

>>30960980
sure

>>30960980
yeah ok

>>30961455
Yeah It'd probably be pretty shitty having officers that are 4 years younger than you above you

thnx for posting. in my thread.