Be honest /k/.

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Neither I want to be the person in his 50k bunker that is having diabetes and high sodium levels in their blood from the pallets of MRE's.

>>30960299
I don't join red shirt squads.

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>>30960299
I'm not really sure what either of those are

Why are these guys always retarded? In resident evil 2 they fucked about and allowed birkin to inject himself, in ORC they all had nonstandard gear and had no unit cohesion and in the latest one they hate each other and run around with a dumb arm bracer and ice axe. At least the normal Umbrella mercenaries had the excuse of being used as cannon fodder, these guys are supposed to be elite.

>>30960322
Same desu

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Should have said HECU

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>>30960299
> join a OPs squad whose job is to either neutrilize rogue bio weapons or silence civilians and scientists
> never receive an actual brief on any of said bio weapons or research unless I'm team lead.
> be a disposal if well trained grunt for a company that routinely does unethical testing

You'd have the survival chances of a star trek red shirt. Fucking pass. If I want to be a scumbag in a paramilitary unit I'll go be a PMC

>>30960402
Go, recon!

>>30960322
Where's the shower?

>>30961994
probably the whole room like they do in Korea

>>30960299
>Hunk is infamous because he's pretty much the only one that doesn't die
Yeah, I'd rather not

>>30961994
Prob where the shittier is, like in an RV.

>>30961994
Thank you for pointing out that deficiency, but do it airplane style with the sink.

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What about the Combine Overwatch?

Would you sacrifice your humanity to become operator as fuck.

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Would you become a combat firefighter?

>>30962350
>Getting PTSD from the constant pinging of a fellow combine brothers death alarm.

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>vague chance of seeing a delicious RE waifu

Sign me up for any cannon-fodder mook team.

>>30960299

Fuck no. Have you ever been in a hazmat suit?

I had to work in one as an electrician and sweat was pooling in the creases. I actually said fuck it and cut holes in my elbows to let sweat drain out.

>>30962368
>>30962350
>>30960402
Fuck, I REALLY want to know what happened to Shepard.

Goddamn, they should've just done HL2 and OpFor 2 at the same time.

>>30960402
LET'S GO

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>>30962350
Don't you need to cut off your balls for that or something? Pass.

>>30960299
I'd prefer Blackwatch. Same survivability, much more badass creed.

>>30960299
So I get to kill things with nearly zero moral issues?
"Yes but the survival rate is incredibly low"
That's cool I wanted to die anyways l

Hell I'd take working for Horizine too, I mean you could kill shit and not feel like an edgy faggot. Just good old fashioned all American fun.

>>30960299
>join
>immediately sent out to kill a bunch of zombies
>do retarded shit because lol Lo Pan
>die

I'll pass.

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>>30962350
I'd join the Overwatch in a heartbeat.

Did you ever see their badass logo? Also the vocal implants sound operator af f a m

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>>30962368
Now that I think of it, that sounds horrible

Black Mesa Security is best security

>>30960299
People are all saying that you'd die pretty quickly, but I feel with my knowledge of how the plot is going to pan out would give me a pretty good advantage.

>>30960354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDMsGl_XxTk

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Fly, run on the ground shoot stuff and have good odds of making it thru all 26 eps

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>>30963135
You also would be back in 90s America, because the first games take place in 1998.

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>>30960299
These guys look dope, not sure if their gear is practical though

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>>30963931
Armor gets me wet.

>>30960299
Resident Evil Extinction was a pretty shitty movie, but my favorite scene is at the very beginning, with two Umbrella Corps personnel on the rooftops in the ruins of Tokyo, guarding an Umbrella Corps facility. You see one of them pick of a zombie with his rifle, and tell his buddy "I lead three to two" over the radio in a cheerful voice. They died horribly a few seconds after that, but it was a great human moment (something the rest of the movie was sorely lacking); just two guys shooting the breeze (literally), trying to make the most of life even after the world has fallen apart.

>>30960402
WE GOT. FREEMAN!

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No

I'd take Fat Jill and then take over the bioweapons

>>30960402
MAN, MY DOGS ARE BARKIN

>>30960299
>Never know if its a legit job or if the company is just testing bio weapons on you
>Never know if its a legit vaccine they are giving you or if they are turning you into a bio weapon
>100% expendable
>All the executives are dicks to work for
Ill pass.

>>30962517
Shepard is being held in stasis by the G-man, where he "can do no harm, and no harm can come to him".

I don't see his story being continued because Opposing Force was created by Gearbox, not Valve. It's the same with Race X (the non-Xen aliens we see invading Black Mesa in Opposing Force towards the end of the Black Mesa Incident); they were created specifically so that they could fit into the story Valve created without interfering in it, so that when Valve continued the story they wouldn't have to work with or around them.

>>30960299
Fuck yea i would. But id have to be one of the nieve employees who doesnt know what Umbrella has been up to all these yrs, cause i have too much of a conscience.

>>30960354

Umbrella Corps security service are Umbrellas soldiers.

Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service were the regular mercenaries that they sent into raccoon city, and such.

Both were expendable (as soldiers tend to be), but one was more expendable than the other.

>>30963970
pity the game is fucking AIDS

>>30963985
I love this type of "Gone with the Blastwave" stuff. Wish there was more of it. Early RvB did this. Periods of extreme boredom followed by exhilarating death.

>>30962361
To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality, to see those who dwell behind. My life now has purpose, for I have learned the frailty of flesh and bone...

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>>30960299
Fuck no. I want the sweet jacket and roundhouse-kicking action.

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>>30960299
>be Umbrella Corps
>get shot by Hunk because I KNOW TOO MUCH as soon as I'm hired
no thank you

>>30962506
personally i've done CBRN training and those suits are pretty comfy when it's nice and cool out

>>30963275
>>30962350
overwatch would be cool as fuck
>get a sweet plasma rifle
>get a free MP7 or a weird plasma rifle
>get to ride those cool razor trains around eastern europe
>get rewarded with handjobs when you do well
look up some of the operator transcripts, they mention things like "mechanically assisted reproduction simulation" or something like that

>>30965403
>"mechanically assisted reproduction simulation"

I'm picturing something like a milking machine.

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>>30965579

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>>30960299
If it comes to Resident Evil, there's only one choice.

I am the Tofu Survivor.

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>RE is now so old that characters that were literal children in the early games are all grown up now and are already sick of the game world's shit

a lot of series from between 1995 and 2005 have had a problem with the game lore escalating really quickly with each installment but RE's gotta be the worst, probably worse than the 40k-esque endless war of CoD4 onwards

>in 20-ish years, the world has moved from being fairly normal and to monster outbreaks being a common occurrence

imagine how hardcore the average person must be after that shit happening like every 2 weeks

>>30960299
Well, yeah. Anything beats unemployment.

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>>30965403
>"mechanically assisted reproduction simulation"

>those rebels that say "When all this is over, I'm gonna *mate*!"
>when they sometimes go "When all this is over, I'm gonna... Ah, who am I kidding..." instead

>>30965403
>robot handjobs

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>>30966409
You certainly have a point....


Doesn't change that I'd prefer to work in asset containment for the Foundation.

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>>30966422
>"why did you join Civil Protection? Are you compensating for something?"

>"you don't NEED a Pulse Rifle"

>"would you try to fight the entire Overwatch Transhuman Arm?"

>"ban high capacity assault ration packages!"

>>30966374
And then 7 comes out and it's about super natural ghosts and freaked out meth head hillbillies in a small log cabin.

I'm going to miss Umbrella and the BSAA and their tacticool as fuck soldiers.

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>>30960299
Absolutely, I also wouldn't mind being a PMC in MGS4, who else?

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>>30963275
>>30965403
Joining Overwatch is a terrible idea. They replace a lot of shit with cybernetic crap and have your mind wiped. They encourage people from Civil Protection to move up to Overwatch by promising better rations, and potential reproductive benefits. Then they scoop out your guts and mind fuck you so none of that matters.

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Would you join the BPRD to fight the war to save humanity from the Frogmen, Mole People, and Old Gods? They do tend to die a lot on the job.

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>>30966296
Your sacrifices won't be forgotten Tofu.

>>30966474
>have a job thousands of miles away from civilization dusting low-spook-factor meme boxes, probably for minimum wage
sounds like shit 2bh

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>>30960299
nuff said

>>30962368
No it's not the pinning its the ringing
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30963781

Don't be so sure, unless your name is Max.

>>30960322
>all that room dedicated to a computer room
>no actual comfy bed
>no shower
>sleeping on the couch during the apocalypse

Shiggy

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>>30966474
Me too anon. I want to send criminal scum to there deaths for the sake of scientific advancement and feeding the boogie man

>>30964531
Casual detected

>>30967310
>camaraderie and brotherhood (as the name implies
>fed, equipped, and housed like a modern-day soldier in a time where having food/drinkable water/a structure that actually protects you is a luxury
>purge wildlife, raiders, rampant robots, Super Mutants and feral ghouls all day

>Hotel California situation - you can leave on assignment all you like, you'd just better come back before you get the Mezmerizer again
>along with purging assholes comes purging intelligent and friendly mutants/robots because HUMANITY
>you're actually fighting for a techno-cult's dominance local, not humanity
I'm split.

>>30967546
>playing a game that the creators openly admit to sectioning off (AFTER FUCKING RELEASE) for DLC
>the same creators who fired the guy who wrote the original story because he wanted actual story in the game... because that was his job
>the same story that gets relegated to fucking blurbs of text and passing dialogue

>like five different gun models outside of color or a single random bauble hanging off the side of it unless it's an exotic weapon (in which case it's going to be a common drop by next week)
>evey goddamn mission is a scan-and-defend mission
>unless it's a boss fight, in which case you must utilize increasingly convoluted and protracted methods to dispatch them; literal one-hour slogs with fucking PUZZLES in the middle of combat
>the enemies you fight are just targets, with no real motivation or distinguishing characteristics beyond THEY'RE EVIL and different aesthetics/fighting mechanics
>the DLC merely enhances these problems

They spent a half of a billion dollars on this. A HALF OF A BILLION. And the only thing they got even remotely right is the classes -- and even then, it feels EXACTLY like the grossly overdone sword-and-shield formulae, but IN SPACE. And casuals like you eat it up just because it isn't CoD.

>>30967628
Not that anon, but the raids in Destiny were the only redeeming thing about that massive disappointment of a video game, they were creative and engaging, especially for a console first person shooter.

Shitting on them because they took actual effort to complete makes you look like a turbo pleb.

I agree with everything else you said though. Carry on.

>>30964039
I thought Hunk was the only one that wasn't expendable due to always completing his missions

>>30966989
>mind fuck you so none of that matters
it would be heaven

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fallout 3 was unfair and todd howard is a piece of shit for making an RPG where you can't actually join the bad guys.

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This guy come over and tells you your gun is shit. What do?

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>>30967310
>>30967555
you want the ENCLAVE for sure tho

>>30967891
oh shit what up bro

>>30966900
>Game called Biohazard being about the supernatural
I swear, if they change it so it's all about ghosts and paranormal crap, it's dead to me.
Even their comment about not having as many guns worried me. I get wanting to shift the focus away from action, but trying to manage your ammo and shitting yourself about only have 2 shells and 15 rounds for your handgun left is what made the original games great.

>>30967895
Thank him for his service.

>>30960402
YOU WANT SOME OF ME?

>>30967891
>>not playing the long game
should have gone brotherhood of steel

>>30967895
He's probably right, so I nod in agreement and thank him for pointing it out.

>>30968144
the enclave just wanted to free the shit out of all those muties

>>30967895
Get a different gun

>>30968168
that mary sue the wanderer did a better job than any of the enclave could hope to

>>30966900
You are now aware that demo has nothing to do with the game and only to show off gameplay

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>>30960299
Forsooth.

>>30968186
your just saying that because Eden didn't pick you for deathclaw controller

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>>30968218
>>implying i'd willingly join failed america 2: Electric boogaloo

>>30968230
>implying you wouldn't enjoy having an enclave officer Waifu and the ability to shoot any inbred scavver

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>>30968274
>waifu
not needed when there's plenty of ghouls and homeless ladies begging for water
>shooting people
like i need the enclave to give me permission to shoot anyone

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>>30968317
>ghouls living in the same county as me
plus PLASMA guns nigga,c'mon
thats not even mentioning all the cool armor

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>>30968218
>enclave scum

AD VICTORIAM

>>30966474
>dying or worse by the whims of the retarded RP circlejerk that hijacked the Foundation in universe and in real life
>also dying or worse in the awesome older skips

Someone needs to make an 093 exploration game.

>>30968188
Seriously? The last thing RE needs to become is another Outlast clone.

>>30968188
>only to show off gameplay
Didn't they say in an interview that the gameplay will be different to the demo too? I thought the demo was just taking advantage of the PT situation for extra publicity

>>30960402
REE-CON TEEEM, ON MEE

>>30960299
Yeah but I would work near the exits and leave as soon as some thing goes odd

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>>30960402
SQUAD. WE. GOT. FREEMAN.

>>30967895
F

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Would /k/ operate with Krauser?

>>30968667
.....ok I will admit that is a legitimate concern.

>>30969452
>knifefag

no

>>30966900
>And then 7 comes out and it's about super natural ghosts
Did you even play the demo?

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>mfw no one in this thread wants to be a diamond

>>30969773
Well he did mention the hillbillies, so maybe there be ghosts as well.

>>30966989
you retain SOME personality, as evidenced by casual language used by overwatch soldiers outside nova prospekt

>>30969984
Preprogrammed socialization routines.

>>30970043
citation needed

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Fight the /k/rusade, or join THE ORDA?

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>>30970250
whoops wrong game, that should be Chivalry: medieval warfare

>>30960402
> Desert Eagle as a sidarm
where can I sign up?

>>30969882
Diamond Dogs sounds pretty shit.
Having to deal with parasite outbreaks, Kaz's paranoia, tons of annoying little nigglets and an even more autistic Big Boss sounds like absolute hell.

MSF on the other hand sounds like a grand old time.

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>>30960402
PCV when?

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>>30966916
I'd rather the S.American rebel PMC.
That sweet mix of slav-shit and old NATO gear.

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> Best operators coming through

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>>30971366
Beat me to it, dammit.

I just wanna slot covies with my suppressed weaponry and fucking awesome NVGs.

Also, apparently they get the chicks before normal marines do...

>>30971366
>tfw when they killed Rookie off-screen in some shitty comic

>>30960299
>chances of you dying are 99.99%
>that 0.01% results in you being hated

Yeah, I'd rather not take those chances.

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>>30966916
>>30971260
>not praying mantis
plebs

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>>30968274
>>implying you wouldn't enjoy having an enclave officer Waifu
>tfw there will never be a joinable Enclave faction
>tfw no officer waifu that requisitions extra supplies for you
>tfw Fallout proper is dead

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>>30971484
>hockey helmets
>NATO toys
>being jacked into LaLiLuLe's botnet 24/7
yeah, naww

>>30971260
this right here

>>30965062

Are you 9/10 looks-wise? If not, give up.

>>30967034
Yea why not, it's all but stated that they are holding off the total destruction of man kind, and ya know what, if I died pumping hot lead into a eldritch abominations face, that would be just fine

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>>30972705
>9/10
>implying

>>30971440
I thought that was in new blood, the novel?

>>30967891

You can join the bad guys in Fallout 3, its the Enclave you can't join.

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>>30969882
I wouldn't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea

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You get to operate with either Rebecca or Billy. You get to pick the outfit.

Choose wisely!

>>30960402
Squad! Quiet down!

>>30963668
Barney was the most operator, no magic suit to keep him safe, just a helmet and vest and giant brass balls

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>>30973122
I only operate with people who choose classy, stylish outfits.

Deus Vult!

>>30973122
Rebecca my bby gril

>>30967891
In fallout 3 you could only join the bad guys man

>>30960299
>Join Biohazard Respone
>Get horribly murdered and mutated by a giant genetic fuck up and then getting burned to death in nuclear fire
I'll pass.

>>30970432
It's armor under an ALICE rig lol

>>30960299
RE is shit

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>>30973122
Scarab controlled.

>>30960402
THIS MISSION IS WAY BEYOND FUBAR

>>30964048
Which is funny because Valve is never going to continue the story of Half Life unless they are planning a VR game.

>>30973308

I love how that one line about the 'BOS shooting at ghouls' is in FO3. but you hear nothing about that again.

Next game, the BOS being anti-ghoul is a major aspect of them.

The main character in 3 set up genocidal bigots to control the water purifier. Underworld is probably a smouldering heap at this point in time once Lions was gone.

Colonel Autumn turns out to be not that bad of a guy, a little ruthless, but not like Eden. But no way of siding with him.

>>30967891
>where you can't actually join the bad guys.
you couldn't in F1 or F2 either you moron

>>30967895
>radio is on back
>how to switch channel?

>>30973122
Wonder if Rebecca had a chick lean with a chickwing when she started at STARS

>>30960299
Only if they remove kebab too. Or if they remove zombizied kebab

>>30973371
Yeah, then the bos plunders the capital wasteland to make their airship, probably destroying rivet city for its reactor. I just wanted to make the wastelands great again

>>30973427
>a computer RPG doesn't follow the exact plot I want so its shit

why not just play tabletops at that point, then?

>>30973510
A computer rpg should have more than literally one ending.

>>30973702
F3 had ending slides for all the shit you did outside of the main quest though

pretty much every other fallout game and all the morrowind games that came before F3 had a similar structure

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>>30960299
Be Agent.
>Start off as baseline human.
>Use force that would send the ACLU into catonic shock.
>Kill Freaks with UV shotgun.
>Kill Cell by punching them 50ft.
>Become able to outrun most cars, jump 5 stories STANDING, and have backup bodies in case you die.

Come on OP. Work for the Agency.

>>30960354
Ah, always so insecure.

>>30960322
And when you run out of mre's

>>30960299
I fucking would if I could pass their requirements.

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>>30960322
>no bed
>no shower
>not even a blanket or pillow for the couch
>nowhere for shit and piss to go when flushing toilet
>no shower
>nowhere to wash clothes
>no trash


bruh

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>>30974466
>No constant supply of food
>No other tunnels made
>no incinerator

>>30974499
The incinerator is probably part of the kitchen ensemble.

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>>30970263
>mfw Knights raging in chat because I keep one-shotting them with my heavy crossbow
>mfw wiping out half a team with one single vanguard charge
>mfw kicking men-at-arms off of cliffs
>mfw beating Malric to death with a wooden club
>mfw spamming the 'laugh' command whenever I get a kill

Is there a better feeling than this?

>>30975183
Consensual sex with your oneitis?

>You will never fuck Rebecca chambers
Whatever happened to her after RE:0 anyways?

>>30975484
She got the Z.

>>30966374
Kinda parallels the real world in a sense. Terrorist attacks in the west were extreme and unimaginable. Slowly over 15 years western leaders actually say to their people "it's a reality we will have to learn to live with." Just replace zombies with Muslims.

>>30975484
>Whatever happened to her after RE:0 anyways?

RE1.

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>>30975321
>tfw dktf

>>30960299
Probably. Though i would prefer to be atop a quarantine wall, just watching for anything that comes close and gun it down.

Basically try to live that green for the guy in Afgan that tossed a flare at a kid, and the kid went up in flames because of gas.

And just because this is the closest vidia thread i can find for now, any of you guys know about that one nightstalker/deathclaw companion mod for NV? Apparently it goes something along the lines of:

>Raiders capture you early on.
>Rape and run.
>Nightstalker/deathclaw finds you, used and abused and fucks/befriends you for x reason (either because you had its babies or it just takes a liking to you)
>Doggo-snek/godzilla companion acquired.

Can't remember exactly, but its on my mind like mad. And my drunk and tired self is determined to find this shit.

>>30972752
>>30967034

No, hell no. You read the current issues? Mankind is FUCKED with the capital F. The Old Gods are awakening and they're awakening everywhere. Hellboy is going to fulfill the prophesy by leading the army of hell and causing the apocalypse because that is the least shittiest option for mankind. In best case scenario, humanity ends up being something of a fair folk to the race of fishmen that will inherit the earth. Some kind of a wise ancient mystical race that is slowly fading away into oblivion.

>>30968667
>Someone needs to make an 093 exploration game
There's a guy doing it on the SCP subreddit right now

[spoiler]I'd rather a 1730 sim though. Molerats 4 lyfe[spoiler]

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>>30976027
Forgot image

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>>30960322
talking about /k/ and /x/ shit endlessly with crazy prepper john goodman would be cash doe.

>>30975686
You'll know someday. Just make it seem like your not really into her, but if she is into you, something could happen.

>>30975726
Go on nexus. I always thought they were part cat though...

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>>30962438
Fun fact: One of the guys helmet model is stolen directly from a Shadow Company operator.

If Actvison found out, they could fuck their shit harder than they did to Orion.

>>30960299
Hunk never wore black BDUs, OP.

Whoever made that shit dun goofed.

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>>30963931
>unessacary red shit all over body
>black gear, despite operating in the desert
>autistic firing stance
>a sickle? for what reason?
>red lenses in gas mask
>drop leg holster despite nothing in the way of installing it on his battlebelt
>bulky gloves

needs work

>>30963931
>dump pouch on the front
>dump pouch despite being shotgunner
>some kinda hiking boots despite being in desert
>radio directly infront of arm, totally won't get in the way
>no slings
>different gas masks for other dudes because??????
>black multicam, ever
>inconsistent gear color, tan sometimes, black sometimes
>clearly empty back on leg
>elbow pads

Umbrella did set up hunk a lot better.

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>>30977661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHaDGCRMav8

i know video games screw up all the time but they are supposed to be the zombie kill and cleanup crew.

>maximum coverage with bulkyish clothing to minimize bites and infection
>literal armor actually has a use in close contact with the walking biological weapons.
>colors dont matter to the undead and helps with unit cohesion/ communication
>sickle for braining infected, even though a basic hammer would be 1000% better

no defense for drop leg holsters though, hate those fucking things. Red lenses are retard tier too unless there's some unobtanium tech at work, which i doubt.

>>30962438
>>30977611
That's just a model hack someone did for Garry's Mod. Not actually Capcom's model

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>>30975872
You might as well take a few of them out with you. Not fighting isn't going to save you.

>>30977661
>operating in the desert
Their wearing crampons and that "sickle" is a ice axe.

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>>30977854
Aww. I was hoping I just found something big.

>>30973392
>you couldn't join the bad guys in F1
not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfyqlMBeQFU

>>30971758
>>tfw there will never be a joinable Enclave faction
Arcane's storyline in NV. They fight with you for the hoover dam

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I'd rather join some bro space mercs.

>>30978099
>runway
>in space
>all those silly vectoring thrusters attached willy nilly
Reason I never got into anime ever, a lot of those sci-fi ones look neat at first but keep doing pants on head retarded shit like that.

>>30978268
>runway
>in space

The fighters in Macross are built to operate in atmosphere as well as in vacuum, so it would be safe to say that their carriers are as well.

>>30978322
Doesn't matter, you don't need to operate a runway in space, you're just wasting fuel, operating time, and maintenance hours by doing so.

>>30977623
I'm afraid he did son. Those green BDUs he wore in RE2 haven't been canon in over a decade. First they gave him the grey/black outfit in RE4 mercenaries, then they retconned his old getup in RE:UC, which had an HD redux of his RE2 campaign and is considered (until the redux it again) the official version of events.

>>30978333
>fuel

Valks are nuclear powered.

>>30967034
I have a BPRD zippo and flask and a patch, maybe I should work on a costume

>>30969452
No, I enjoy being human.

>>30970250
>>30970263
Masons for the Win.

>>30960322
This desu senpai

>>30978338
none of the things in the chronicles games that already happened are canon

HUNK is kinda shit anyway


why join the USS? you'll just get turned into zombie food or murdered by your own higher ups

why join the UBCS? if you're given the choice to join the UBCS you're probably already fucked, and you're even more fucked now that you're going to get killed by some russian asshole or BOWs

why join the BSAA? literally every time they go somewhere they get almost completely wiped out

join something like terrasave where getting murdered and/or eaten is something that doesn't exactly happen often or just join/create an anti-BOW militia

working for umbrella or any of the companies that followed it and do the same shit is literally the worst, especially during early 1998 and before where you have a chance of getting sent to rockfort island

>>30978894
>something like terrasave where getting murdered and/or eaten is something that doesn't exactly happen often
Literally when has Terrasave ever appeared in RE media and not gotten assraped in the process? At least Umbrella and BSAA are armed.

>>30977611
I fuggin loved Shadow Company's aesthetics. I was pissed IW never added them as a faction in multiplayer, they gave me my black and tan fetish.

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>>30973122
>mfw always getting "SS" ranks with Rebecca in Mercenaries

>>30962368
They remove your emotions like fear during the process anon.

>>30976378
Nah, oldworld blues DLC has a specific audio that plays, saying that they were the effort to "preserve" coyote and rattlesnake DNA. It then goes on to mention that the same guy created the cazadores.

So if you really hate the bastards, you know wich floating brain to shoot. Sterile my ass.

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>>30960299
GLORY TO HELGHAN

>>30960402
I always hated listening to them, because they sound so heavily drugged and boosted. I always thought they took some heavy drugs and injections before a mission to help them focus on killing, giving them headaches because their skull is being reshaped thanks to drugs and gene therapy. In the end they become the basis for the future Combine Soldiers.

I think it's awesome, but it must suck to be them.

>>30966916
>be me, pmc
>basically just chilling
>on the lookout isis cucks that can't shoot for shit
>suddenly a fucking barrel start rolling towards me at the speed of sound
>fucking hits me and breaks my leg
>old dude gets out and fucking pukes on me
>put's in his earphones and is blasting some weeb shit
>eats a cup of uncooked Ramen and shoots me with a dart that makes me scream like a girl for like 5 minutes strait
>mfw