/k/ stories

>>30956106
go on

Part 2
> he comes back down holding a Mauser vz 24 and a Nagant M1895
> "what the fuck are you gonna do?" a guy asks him
> "getting our money back" he looks at me "anon you coming? I need a buddy to watch my six"
> "but i dont have a gun"
> "the owner(a friend of his if i remember correct) has a baikal in a locker" he goes and retrieves it from a closet
> operatoroperatinginsnowyoperation.exe
> itsdarkitscoldanditsucks.jpg
> we arrive at the local gypsy camp (yes local gypsy camp is a thing)
> "anon wait here and wait for me to get back, everything not wearing what im wearing is asking to be shot at, you read me anon"
> "uhm...yeah..."
> they guy goes in the most calm matter possible, literally strolling through a park style
> 5 minutes later i hear a gunshot
> dearlookinginheadlights.jpg
> another shot, another shot...
> gypsies start running away like rabbits
> a bit later i see Valhalla guy leading a guy, aiming his rifle at the guy
> i start hearing the gypsy pleading "mistah mistah im sorry it wont happen again"
> friend is a rock
> "you got the thief?" i ask
> "yeah"
> friend takes out his revolver "Roach are you ready to meet your maker?"
> girlyscream.mp3
> "mistah i beg you, i have family, mistah please"
> friend getting real SS style now, cocking the revolver and aiming at the gypsy
> the guy is in tears now
> i feel morally conflicted
> buddy has ice cold look
> "Gypsy, by the crimes you have done to the people of this glorious democratic country I am obligated to execute you scum"
> wtfdidijusthear.exe
> gypsy guy gives the kind of stare a deer gives when it sees headlights and faints
> Valhalla dude starts laughing
> "Damn anon thank god he fainted, i dont know if could've keep the act"
> "Where you going to shoot him?"
> "Nah man...just wanted to scare him"
> "Wasnt it a bit exaggerated? Did you get the money at least?"
> "Maybe? And yeah"
> we get back to the lodge and tell the guys it went pretty peaceful

>>30956184
Haven't talked to him since then...but i heard he went in the Foreign Legion and then went to Mali or something

>>30956184
>Not executing gypsies.
wtf.

>>30956192
> Not wanting law problem
looks reasonable to me

Please cap

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>>30956211
>Implying Gypsies are people.
Do we need permits for them now?

>>30956184
Next time TAKE THE SHOT
Gypsies aren't people, and one of them stabbed my friend.

>>30956245
>>30956249
i totally agree with you guys...but we cant just take the shot since there are tons of NGOs sucking their dicks and yelling discrimination each time a gypsy gets his jimmies rustled...

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>>30956224
1

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>>30956224
2

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>>30956224
3

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>>30956224
4

Neat/10. Don't have any interesting stories. I met up with a /k/ommando once for a range trip, nothing exciting happened.

>shove Mosin muzzle against tree
>ohey it works like a cheap suppressor
>do again
>still works
>do once on tree with loose bark
>catch bark shrapnel in shin, it leaves a bruise
>nearly peed muhself thinking weird shit happened like bullet curving around inside the tree and hitting me

Don't shove your nugget muzzle against a tree that still has bark on it.

>>30956106
>>30956184
Lord knows I want to do this to the local mudslimes and gypsies.

Violence is the only authority these vermin can't ignore. I live in a town full of white, black, and brown trash with sky high violence and crime, I'm not above burning a trailer down if some of my property turns up at it. I used to think people were idiots for not calling the cops and letting thieves off with a stern warning, but now I realize the justice system is no deterrent for them. A couple broken legs would be better

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>>30956348
Violence and sex are the only languages everyone speaks

>>30956384
violent sex and sexual violence, however, are not included.

>>30956299

When anon has autistic capping abilities

>>30956413
Phones are autistic?

I have something
> Be me 19
> Going on a trip with friends (which are more or less interested intro /k/ related stuff) to a lodge one of us had
> we are all going via train and decided to wear matching outfits (we only had milsurp OD green BDUs and some flecktarn jackets)
> we travel by train and we all cramp up in a compartment
> fun times, jokes stuff like that...
> the mate who owns the lodge gets a call
> blablablayaddayaddayadda.mp3
> "guys we have bad news"
> panic.exe
> "what happened?" a guy asks
> "my girlfriend found out about our escapade..."
Now a bit of background, we were all neighbourhood friends (around 5) and besides me and another pal (lets call him Brommando) were the only single guys. The girlfriends knew each other since they went to the same school and long story short we were a close gang, the guys managed to introduce the girls in some /k/ stuff but nothing exceptional.
> "are they...are they all coming?" another friend asks
> "yup.."
> A collective "god damn it"
> me and Brommando start laughing and joking how the guys are getting cucked
> "shut up anon she said she is bringing some friends for you and Brommando"
> "what friends?"
> "dont know them, but they are from their school"
> train trip continues with jokes but somehow everybody is concerned about the girls since they were coming on their own by car
> when the train reaches its destination we get off and we start hiking for 30 minutes till we get to the lodge (we took the offroad and fastest trail just to avoid gypsy land)
> we get there and start making the place look decent for when the chicks come
> its getting late...no sign of the girls
> sirtheenlistedaregettingrestlesssir.jpg
> "where are they?"
> "they should be here by now"
> 10 minutes later into worrying and chill the guy gets called
> his face gets pale and looks at us
> "they got stopped in gypsy land"
> FUBAR.exe
> "gypsy are starting to gather to see what happened"
> "we gotta call the police man"
part 2 coming up

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>>30956224

>>30956299
>>30956293
>>30956291
>>30956286
>1440p
>fuckhuge font
>mobile screencaps
yeah, thanks for nothing.

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>>30956224
>>30956512

>>30956447
for capping the are

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>>30956461
> "no point" Brommando steps in "they'll come too late and they wont be able to control the situation"
> "so what do we do?"
> "got any guns?" Brommando asks
> "yeah but you know the law...cant use guns for intimidation"
> "you want 5 girls to be raped and on your conscience man?"
> "No man..."
> he takes us to his dad's room where he stocked on ammo and guns
> he had 3 mausers m98 and 2 m59
> he also had an Makarov (for backup i guess) which we took
> we grabbed the guns and ammo and started running on the trail towards the planet of the apes
Picture a bunch of faggots in leather boots, od green BDUs and flecktarn jackets running with bolt action hunting rifles
> 2 km and 8 minutes later we finally see his girlfriends jeep in the middle of the dirt road, surrounded by gypsies
> they were trying to get in the jeep, kept wobbling it from a side
> isthatacrowbar.jpg
> isthatanaxe.jpg
> thatsafuckingpickaxe.jpg
> thatsascythethisisnt1917people.jpg
> picture that scene in black hawk down where the niggers gather around the downed chopper
> "form a line" Brommando yells and fires a warning shot
> rustledchimpanzees.jpg
> theapesarerustled.jpg
> dicksoutforharambe.jpg
> silence is so thick you can cut it
> "Step away from the vehicle"
> we aim at the crowd, trigger discipline is still a thing
> "something in chimpanzee"
> "Step away from the vehicle"
> flyingstone.avi
> "they dont think we are serious enough" i whisper
> one of the apes with the scythe starts coming towards us in a threatening way
> makarovshooting.mp3
> ape falls down holding his leg and screaming in gypsy
> chimpanzeesevenmorerustled.jpg
> "shoot them in the legs or arms" Brommando says and yells "step away from the vehicle"
> forrealman.question
> chimpanzees are angry and start throwing rocks and come towards us, some still trying to fuck up the car
> executionsquad.avi
> we start shooting at their legs, some get hit, some panic and flee
> "Advance 10 paces" Brommando says
Part 3 inbound

>>30956514
>>30956537

>not browsing on mobile
What, are you some kind of special needs child who spends all day on a laptop or desktop?

>>30956106
>>30956184
8/10 vikingstory

would read again

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>>30956286
>>30956291
>>30956293
>>30956299
>>30956514
>>30956605

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>>30956667

>>30956314
>intentionally blocking the business end of a firearm

Wew, and here I was wondering how the fuck accidents happen.

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>>30956588
> feels like im abolishing a revolt
> we advance another ten paces and shoot another volley that scares the rest of the chimpanzee people
> we get to the jeep, the girls are crying but relieved that we came
> me and Brommando check the car and the problem was a flat tire (had rolled past some shit the gypsy left on the road)
> changingtiresisabitch.exe
> but we are finally done
> me and Brommando ride in an open trunk
> feelstactical.jpeg
> arrive at the cabin, we hide the jeep and drag a net over it
> close lights and man the windows
> around midnight we start seeing a crowd with flashlights and all sorts of melee weapons
> zuluwarriordanceorsomething.avi
> they act like animals yelling screaming and all that sort of bullshit
> they reach at our lodge start yelling for the master of the house
> noresponse.mp3
> chimp decides to jump the fence
> warning shot
> gypsies are rustled
> Brommando gets out acting calm and calculated
> gypsies seem to get even more mad
> one tries to fling a rock at him but one of the mates shoots towards him, missing him deliberately
> the gypsy chieftain seems to have calm down the population
> vaults fence and starts talking to Brommando
> silence once again on the battlefield
> Brommando and the gypsy warboss seem to have come to an agreement
> gypsy leader talks to the people and somehow they start leaving
> "what did you told them man?"
> "that we have enough ammo to waste them all and that we wont hesitate to do so, also i explained to him how the jeep scene was their fault"
> "thats it?"
> "nah the gypsy wanted compensations but i told them theyll have non of it"
> "so theyll leave us alone?"
> "highly doubt it, he threatened us but he wasnt too convincing"

Rest of the trip there was pretty silent but we still carried rifles around just in case.

>>30956711
>gibsmedat reperations

should have launched a night-time assault on their nest, the /k/ube demands blood.

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>>30956766
A nighttime raid with Mausers and torches sure sounds like a splendid time!

Anybody want the story of when my buddy and I almost got killed over his hi point?

>>30956780
im intrigued anon

>>30956711
uhh is this fiction?

where was this again?

>>30956815
probably eastern Europe since he states about Gypsies fuckery and police not being competent

>>30956830
>police not competent
>Eastern Europe

I lived in Bulgaria a fair while, this is an American meme. They catch 98% of the criminals, issue is that civilians get caught in the net too. You call the cops, and suddenly someone is getting shot for no apparent reason.

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i saw a troll and fought it

>>30956769
party like its 1944, eh?

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>>30956461
>>30956588
>>30956711
Can't be real, still capped

>>30956796
Oh, boy. To start this off, here's a little background. We grew up with each other on connecting ranches. We spent most of our time shooting (at 16 we were shooting 800+ yards with our hunting rifles), riding dirtbikes, hunting, and camping. He was always batshit crazy. Like, let's make a ramp out of gravel and pour diesel on it and let's jump it. So he came into some money and he got on a crazy gun kick. He bought about 10 guns in one month. But anyway
>be me, 19. Buddy about to turn 20
>he bought an AR and I just finished my build (yeah, it was illegal to own but lol. Gun laws)
>hey, anon, let's go camping. Bring your hunting rifle, AR, and pistol. I'll bring the same.
>alright, man. Sounds good
>we meet up, both wearing Fudd camo (Realtree Xtra and Mossy Oak Breakup) because it's mid October
>Dude, did you really buy a hi point?
>yeah, man. I got it for 50 bucks. Sure it feels like a Lego and shoots like a turd out of a dog's ass, but it's a gun.
>whatever. Let's just get going.
>we started hiking at 6 am, popping squirrels and rabbits with his takedown .22 and we stopped at our normal camp site at around 10pm. We had firewood from last time, so there wasn't much to do except start cooking
>it's now about 1am and he's lying on his back on the bench we made
>he exhales "ffffuuuuuuuuu" as he slowly sits up
>what?
>I dropped my gun
>haha ok
>no... I dropped my gun
>ok... No one's out here. What do you wanna do? Go and look for it?
>no, I wanna sit here and shove useless 9mm ammo up my ass... YEAH I WANNA FIND MY GUN!!
Part two coming.

i got something similar /k/omrades
>be in a deus vult themed camp
>pretty hardcore bunch
>most of them are no funz faggots
>i was in a team filled with the kind of people that where interested in guns but dear god...
>they had cod level knowledge of guns
>my days go by trying to educate these guys about guns
>till one day one of the overseers of the camp hears us talking about rifles and stuff
>"yo kiddies wanna see something cool?"
>okay.jpg
>"wait for me by the edge of the woods"
>notcreepyatall.exe
>we get near the woods and wait for the guy
>he comes up with a rifle case and shows us a mauser m59
>nipplesarediamonds.jpg
>he starts putting a few bottles and cans on a rock
>"lets have fun kids"
>i get to shoot that thing
>dickisdiamonds.jpg
>jackass no funz overseer comes and starts yelling at us why is the cool overseer is teaching us to kill since god forbids this
>"its just for fun man...chill"
>"Helmut this is a christian camp that promotes christian values not some SS training ground for Petes sake"
>we get back to the lodge
>cool overseer goes to store the rifle
>people hear about it, most think he is the cool guy but there are a few that say it was completely wrong
>towards dinner we hear jackass overseer yelling at the cool dude
>silence
>sudden rumbling on the stairs and we see jackass overseer fumbling on the ground looking in terror upstairs
>"Helmut calm down...no need for this"
>"But i am calm" we see cool overseer marching in the mess hall dressed like an SS soldier
>jackass overseer gets up and runs out, cool overseer following him calmly
>"why are you running man, i thought you wanted to talk"

Best religious camp i ever was in

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>>30956850

dude...thats so /k/

>>30956873
still an interesting read although its a "never happened" case

>>30956905
you will be happy to hear i had burzum in my headphones and that it was in the mountains of lappland

>>30956887
>ok, man. We're probably not gonna find it, but whatever
>so we retrace our steps, both of our flashlights out and we're stumbling around in the dark like a bunch of retards
>we get to the top of a hill and we see another fire about 800 feet off of one of our cattle trails. They were roughly 900 yards away from us. Keep in mind that all of this is private property
>hey, isn't that where we came from? Like the trail I mean?
>yeah, I think so... Wanna check it out?
>sure, let's go, I say. I grab my AR and he has his hunting rifle (.300 Win mag)
>we get there, both walking very quietly to not disturb them. We see about 6 people and we hear in a thick accent "aayy, lemme get mo uh dem beans, eh?"
>buddy looks at me. Frickin jumping beans, man. Damn Mexicans.
>we flash our lights and say "hey, how y'all doing?"
>aayy, u herd dat?
>I look at buddy. No, I sure didn't
>man, who de 'el says dat?
>buddy says "the owners. You guys are trespassing. We'll give y'all until tomorrow at 8am to clear out."
>we step forward into the light
>man, fuk u, esse. Ungrateful bastard
>I spot the pistol slide under Mex1's leg
Continuing.

>>30956862
>1944
1938, you uncultured little shit.

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not much of a /k/ story
>be Christmas
>go to some cabin a friend rented for us to spend there for Christmas and New Year since we are college friends and to be honest i hate my family so id rather stay with my girlfriend and friends that are /k/ interested
>so we gather all at my place for departure since im the closest guy out of town and already own a car
>we make final preparations and we leave
>we are a total of 3 couples with varying degrees of interests into /k/ and /v/
>we travel with my ARO Hunter 244, plenty of space for students like us
>the trip was nice we joked, talked abut guns and viddya, admired the landscapes and stuff like that
>once we get to the lodge we start settling in, choosing rooms and stuff like that
>thankfully the cabin was modern and we had enough room to set up for Red Alert 2 and Starcraft LAN party
>also a friend brought his PS2 with a shitton of games
>pretty much we had fun for the first night
>the second day got to be the start of an awesome time
>its Christmas and we open presents that we bought for each other, nothing special
>until one friend and girlfriend get that happy childish face a kid makes when he realized his own genius
>"whats with that shit eating grin dudes?"
>"hol up guys, we got something for you"
>they rush up giggling like two teenagers and they come down to us showing us a glorious Mosin looking so beautiful that it got me a boner, they also brought down a crossbow that looked pretty modern (almost like the one Reedus has in TWD)
>"we got these for us to enjoy these few days we are spending here together"
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>letspartylikethecommunistparty.jpg
>we get out and set up a few bottles and cans and start having fun for hours, competing in target hitting and stuff
>BEST
>VACATION
>EVER
>we had lots of fun together
>and on the New Years Eve we fired the Mosin along with the fireworks

>>30956988
>mex2 and Mex3 are getting kind of jumpy. Reaching into their pockets and going through their bags and stuff
>Mex 4, 5, and 6 have conveniently slipped away just as we started talking. Supposedly getting more firewood
>I whisper as I get behind buddy to watch the woods "watch the guy. Got a gun" He nods and I start scanning the woods
>buddy says, "hey, that fire's kinda low. Can you throw some more wood on the fire?"
>Mex1 " 'el no. I don't want to get up so you can sit" he's going on in Mexitalk telling 2 and 3 to get something out of their bags. I speak a little Spanish because one of my other friends works in construction with a lot of Mexicans
>Mex 2 walks around with his bag behind Mex 1
>Mex 4, 5, and 6 come back with a few sticks. 5 is carrying a machete.
>Mex one grows a pair and says "aayy, I let you go, but jus for now. Come back, and I can't promise chu come out alive." He slides my buddy's hi point out from under his leg and points it at the fire.
>"alright, guys we'll come back tomorrow to make sure y'all are gone. If y'all aren't, we can't promise your safety" Buddy says as he raises his rifle. I chamber a round and they jump
>Mex one says "aayy, chu deed it nah!!"
>he aims at me and I jump back a little and raise my AR
>Buddy's getting a kick out of it. "Hey, watch."
>Mex one starts counting. "One... T-ttwo... *click* whadael?!"
>buddy and I take off. Mex one must have figured out how to load it and he starts shooting.
>buddy and I book it to a hill overlooking them. It was about 150 yards away.
Part 3 coming soon. Sorry for the slow typing. I'm typing on my phone.

>>30956988
shit got serious anon

>>30956839
>Loads of collateral injury and legal fuckery...

>Competent...

Vote for only one (1) candidate.

>>30957115
please tell me you fuckin wasted the entire group. that is the only forgivable action now.

>>30957115
went from hero to zero pretty fast

>>30956514
>SOMEONE SCREENCAP FOR ME PLS CUZ IM A BUMBLING HELPLESS RETARD
*anon screencaps on phone (I did too) because who actually browses on a fucking computer
>WOW THANKS FOR NOTHING ANON

>>30957140
I know right? Fuckin everybody uses a phone these days. We've come back to days of only nerds using a computer for internet fuckery.

>>30957115
>buddy and I both panting and shaking. He is PISSED
>I look at him "this wasn't part of the camping plan, was it?"
>he looks at me with fury in his eyes. "I damn near pissed myself, but I'mma get my damn gun"
>never heard Buddy talk like that.
>he goes relieve himself and gets back to his gun.
>he says "go down there, unarmed, except your pistol. Hide it. Try to get my gun back. If not, I got you."
>I look dead at him. "You're a dumbass. And a crazy one at that"
>"you're just now catching on?"
>"...fair enough. I'm dumping my rifle close in case things get nasty."
>I get up and crawl there. I dump my rifle about 50 yards out of the light
>I walk up "unarmed! Don't shoot!"
>he jumps up and shoots the tree about a foot to my left
Imagine that
>other Mexicans advance with various blades (a few knives, 2 machetes, and a hatchet
>"uhh... Yeah... Umm... The other guy, he... Uhh... He wants his pistol back... Please, sir..."
>Mex one laughs "o, dis ting? *shoots the tree again* I found it. It mine. Now leave."
>machete guy gets a little zealous and cuts a branch off the tree and throws it at me.
>BWWWOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
>The thunder of the gods split the machete and threw it out of his hand. Machete guy was screaming with a bloody hand
>I waste no time and sprint back to my gun, grab it, and sprint back to buddy
>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!? YOU FUCKING SHOT HIS MACHETE!! WHAT IF YOU MISSED?? OR MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT IF THEY DIDNT MISS ME??
>"I want my damn gun" he said in a really calm voice.
>"And I want to get out of this alive!"
>we move back to the hill 900 yards away and wait until 8
>we wake up at 6, chill and discuss the plan.
>buddy goes back to get his AR, and we take them all on
>8:00 rolls around and we are standing in their camp, and they are all asleep.
>buddy gets brave and takes his gun back. Mex1 was cradling it
>buddy fires two shots into the tree I was standing by last night
>"leave now or cops are coming with body bags"
Continuing.

>>30957272
Muh vigilante
Muh Alamo
Muh night of the livinf mehicanos
Muh cucarachos
Damn anon im curios

>>30957272
>Mex one is groping for Buddy's pistol. He settles for the piece of machete that Buddy shot off.
>we're watching him grab it and spin at us like some untrained retard
>he gets close to me and I sidestep and shoot him in the lower abdomen with my AR
>he crumpled down and is wheezing
>others come to their senses and grab various things to try to kill us with
>one guy had a spatula in one hand and a skinning knife in the other
>we un-fuckin-load on them, none of them fatally shot (except one, he got a bullet in the chest after he fell) but all had 3 or more holes in them.
>we patched them up as best as we could with what we had, but Mex1 died
>buddy called the local sheriff and told him what happened. They came out and found us about 3 hours later.
>4 of them were illegal
>Mex1 and another were both convicted felons.
>we barely got out of that case, but it was ruled as self defense somehow
And that's how we almost got killed for a $50 handgun.

>>30957073
not a /k/ story at all, anon

>>30957117
Not gonna lie, I was scared the whole time.
7/10 experience. Would not recommend.

>>30957355
He fired a mosin...it checks out

/k/omrades sorry for bad english
>be army in glorious East European Democratic Republic of Romania
>be on train with /k/omrades circa winter
>we travel like cattle
>it is of miserable and wagon smells like pig piss
>train stops nearby village, some problem with track
>we hungry
>chef wagon not working because life is cruel mistress during communist regime
>we start going in the village to a farmer and we ask for a chicken to eat
>owner says he not give chicken because emotion and he already gave quota
>we say we give him good papiroshka, Carpati very good
>not because chicken is kill and emotion is bad for farmer
>we call politruc and officer to help us
>farmer says to politruc and officer that he gave quota to glorious regime and that chicken is of emotion for him
>politruc wants quota paper
>farmer gives quota paper
>politruc says its ok
>officer asks if we can exchange for chicken or any other animal
>he says no because emotion
>officer says he understands emotion
>conscripts dont understand emotion but very hungry
>officer says no
>we go back to cattle wagon
>"tovarisch i is of hungry"
>collective "da"
>glorious Lenin shines upon my brain
>"we go by night and borrow chicken"
>"borrow tavarisch?"
>"da mudak, we soldiers we borrow anonymously"
>it is of night
>very cold
>very hungry
>feet hurt
>life is cyka
>politruc and officer sleep with other biped rational beings
>conscript is of sad cause life cyka and fucks him like dogs do
>i go with another 2 /k/omrades
>steal of chicken and some eggs
>we get back to cattle wagon and we make food
>is of good
>is of happy
>morning is now
>farmer is of many emotion comes to officer
>officer asks about chicken and eggs
>soldier not know
>soldier of emotion for chicken
>we finally leave
>fuck you farmer i hope you went to Dunare Channel

>>30957272
Was good till this part, then your power level showed and it started sounding like a little kid wrote this.

>>30957395
The Alamo
remake by Michael Bay

The only story that happened was the one with the ps/2 and the fireworks.

>>30957421
the one with bad english seems reasonable too

>>30956268
Uhhh, whose going to know? All the other gypsies fled and that one would've died. If anything, you're going to get butt fucked by them because your government is going to hold you down while they sniff your ass crack.

Fucking dog, you should've killed that nigger.

>>30957392
Can someone screencap this?

Bumping for more stories

>>30957400
>40,000 keks under the sea

>>30957421
Excuse me, I actually shot a tree.

>>30956106
>get Finnish M39 as first rifle
>great condition, Sako wartime refurb, immaculate bore
>before ordering, ask based Finnish Jaeger veteran acquaintance about the rifle:
>what to look for, history of rifles, how it compares to other Nugget variants and whether it is worth the $400.
>tells me to call it a Spitz, never to refer to it as a Mosin again, and that some Finnbros in the Winter War would file down their front sight to see more of the target between the “Spitz ears”.
>good to know
>rifle arrives a few days before deer hunt
>check front sight; clearly filed down
>decide that I’m going to use it for hunt
>get about an hour of range time plinking at 250 yards until I hit the plate a few times in a row
>windage is perfect; but Jaegerbro was right; filed sight means I have to aim a bit lower than I’m used to
>deer hunt weekend comes
>white-tails errywhere
>little brother gets 2 on first day (limit for the lease)
>miss maybe a dozen shots over the day, getting frustrated
>aiming progressively lower, still missing.
>Sunday afternoon, brother, dad and I are driving around on the lease
>deer appears over a ridge ~200 yards in front of us, perfectly framed on the horizon
>stop the car, hop out, drop to a knee, take aim
>brother reminds me to aim low at the last second
>decide to go all out on aiming low
>aim for shins
>get top of neck, almost a headshot
>mfw I realize I was shooting 2.5 feet high the whole weekend
>mfw I realize some cheeky Finnish rifleman sabotaged me and every other owner of the rifle by taking a file to the sight.
>mfw I also realize he was probably aiming at Communist testicles with every shot he took
>Can’t really stay angry at a guy like that.

>>30957612
>do target practice
>hit a few times
>miss all but the last deer
What, did you forget where the fuck your actual aim point was supposed to be? God damn.

>>30957665
Yeah, at 250 yards on the plate, the drop was enough that I didn't realize just how low I had to aim.
In retrospect, I was probably aiming near the bottom of the plate and hitting the top.
Also didn't have a spotter that day, so I wasn't verifying the locations of hits.

I’m not proud of it, just wanted to share for the lulz.

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>It is the 41st millenium and there is only war
>be me
>Death Korps of Krieg on some tomb planet
>population rustled some shit and now the necrons came to life to fuck shit up
>we dig trenches and buckle up for them
>fucking army of Arnold reboots trying to get that T-800 vibe
>pft tryhard attrocities
>get ready for the Emperors wrath
>arty fires for moths at their monoliths
>by the Emperor, we scratched it!
>thousands of necron warriors emerge in our field of view
>we start firing
>commissar orders retreat
>shoot commissar for being a coward
>get out of trenches and charge the necrons to bayonet the shit out of them
>sudden explosion makes throws me a few meters...wake up in the trenches without my arm
>quartermaster says i lost it due to explosion, says i can still be of use
>gives me pistol and ties a bunch of grenades around me
>i get out of the trench and run towards the necron monolith
>i see a necron destroyer, i run towards him and as soon as i manage to jump on him i detonate myself
>its good to die for the Emperor lads

pic related is me before i died

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>>30957485

>>30957706
Maybe in the future, have your rofle plainly situated on a bag, make a mental note of where your iron is, and check each individual shot after you shoot.

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>>30957612

>>30957392
Unde și în ce an era asta? Soldații furau animalele bunicumiului tot timpul. O dată au rechiziționat calul lui preferat și după câteva zile sa întors singur, trăgând un howitzer mic. Când s-au întors după el, au luat numai tunul și iau lăsat calul.

>>30957709
Keks for the emperor.

>>30957928
Not the guy that posted
Prolly Ceausescu era around 70-80s
Thats the usual story time period i heard

>>30956850
Are you the nordfag that warded himself with Heimdall runes and got in a fight with mythological creatures over blueberries?

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>>30956106
prepare for a somewhat similar story anon, also in east Europe.


>be me last summer
>go visit home country for a few months
>old friends and I want to go innamountains
>gather supplies for a few days and head into Rodopi mountains
>4 of us innamountains with old Mosin's and gear
>none of us allowed to carry, these are just old family rifles
>doesnt even matter, only place with population we'll be near is a small village
>cops are pretty corrupt here anyway and shit at their jobs
>walk for half the day, just catching up on life since I live in the states now
>wish we found some gypsies for target practice.
>OP is correct that they are like the dindus, but they are even worse, and they're total pussies
>settle down at an open area at 5ish PM
>we don't plan on moving so we just set up our gear and fire
>eat some food we brought but we're counting on finding a wild boar or deer
>not much time to find food anymore so we set up some cans to plink
>this rifle has been my dads and my grandfathers and my great grandfathers
>so many bullets have come out of this gun
>marks all over but works like brand new
>read a bunch of spooky innawoods stories so when it got dark i was shitting myself
>friend asks what's going on
>try to show the stories to the group with my phone
>forgot I was way out in the fucking sticks
>why did I pay for data here
>noservice.jpg
>make up some story about goat guys or something
>everybody is holding their rifle and shitting themselves anytime they hear a noise

pic related its rodopi, but not my picture
(1/2)
(cont.)

>>30958150
(2/2)
(cont.)

>put away guns and take out beer, vodka, and rakia.
>get fucking blasted
>decide if goat dude comes out we'll beat his ass
>tell stories of numales and liberal cuckoldry in the states
>night of cringing and laughter
>basically rinse and repeat for the next 4 days
>ate some boar
>only bad thing that happened was when on our way back we stopped for water at a village and some gypsies tried to start shit
>friend opens trunk to put water inside
>gypsies see Mosins
>they book it
>dinduV2.mp4
>friend loudly says something about using them to practice hitting moving targets
>hang out for a final drink and some shooting for fun
>end up getting too drunk to go home
>we threaten a group of gypsies
>fucking thieves stealing plums from our trees
>shoot at them
>arewarningshotslegalheretoo.gif
>shit themselves and run
>go home to city
>i miss the mosin
>go back to states and cry for mosin

Nothing too interesting but that was the last week of my trip back home.

>>30957859
Whoa. This the first time someone's posted a cap of mine. Thanks dude!

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>>30957806
You’re totally right. I was excited, and only had a few days to prepare... should have been more methodical with my practice.
My little brother also had a 91/30 that I’d shot for years, so I was overconfident in my ability to be proficient with the Spitz right away.

Hindsight may be 20x20, but hype for a new rifle is 7.62x54r.

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>>30956106
Sometimes the line between stories and humor thread material is thin.

>>30956192
This, for all gypsy stories.

>>30958162
This was actually quite a beautiful story anon, thanks for sharing

>>30959606
I saw this one in another thread...gold me laddy

>>30959606
Is such a shit even possible?

>>30956211
>murder that never gets reported
>law problem
Hello fellow American, please let someone explain to you how Gypsies work

>>30956184
Of course he cocked the revolver first, the trigger pull on an m1895 is hell in double action

>>30956839
Maybe you lived in Sofia, but in my experience, the police were rarely to be found on a crime scene and totally corrupt

>>30956184
>exaggerated

you're a massive pussy

>>30957709
Death korps are truly the greatest

>>30956184
Sounds like a man we need in Europe.
Aspire to be like him OP.

>>30957392
Fake and you're a faggot for ripping off of an actually decent copypasta

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>>30956106
>>30956184
where are you from OP?

>>30957374
compared to those gypsie executing storys...

one day I saw a gun in a store and cried for 2 weeks

>>30957339
you're fucking retarded

>>30961421
this thread set a pretty high bar if any of these stories are true.

>>30957339
News story or it didn't happen. That would have been all over.

>>30956106
>shitpost on /k/
>die

the end

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>>30959907
You would be surprised with what the human digestive tract can do...