You are now in possession of the Nanosuit from Crysis 2. What

>>30955677
Shoot the best Upskirt videos the internet has ever seen and sell them on clips4sale.

Make millions, retire to a cabin in Vermont to live out my days as a kinkster.

>>30955677
I don't give a fuck how high powered it is,
If it doesn't have vibram outsoles i'm not stomping in it.

>>30955677

>What do you do with it?

become the greatest vigilante in the world, just tour around cities all over the world blasting human trash of all kinds

probably become some kind of evil master genius going from town to town and imposing my evil will unto the populous

>>30955677

does it increase penis size?

>>30955783
enable strength and start tugging

>>30955783
>it resists all small arms

>>30955677
The suit mechanics in C2 sucked. The Crysis 1 / Warhead suit was much, much better.

And I think industrial espionage pays pretty well, so that would be my choice.

>>30955800
Not OP but haven't played original Crysis (when I came out my pc couldn't run it and I lost interest). What was the suit like in that one?

>>30955807

Armor mode was default and didn't slow you down at all. It didn't make you a bullet sponge that can take hundreds of hits either, it protected you against a few rifle rounds and afterwards any hit would lower your health. Overall there was a much better flow when it came to changing the suit modes and there was a bigger focus on agility.

check out this guy's "cry hard" videos to get an idea: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFB61EEB46299B48B

>>30955807
>What was the suit like in that one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6W_FcUpOig

>>30955800
I likes crysis 2 for the simple fact you played as a dying vegetable cripple marine

>>30955677

>crysis 2

Why would I play that piece of shit game?

Crysis 1 was okay, not really good, but ok

>>30955744
Are you me?

>>30955744
Noble cause. Proceed with /k's/ blessings.

>>30955807

Well, for one the suit in Crysis wasn't inhabited by the soul of its previous owner who would pull a Venom and take over your body.

>>30955682
Same

>>30955991
truedat

>>30955807
You didn't have a Cray2 either? Sucks eh?

>>30955677
I live in Australia so i would probably just use it to be able to go camping and not need to worry about any wildlife getting friendly with me.

But seriously, Australia has no real enemy.
I got no problem with people doing drugs.
Not a big fan of rapists, murder's, child abusers, but preventing that is going to be a tough fucking thing to do.
I'm just one man in a super suit.

So yeah i would probably just use it to perv of ladies and get the best up-skirt shots possible like everyone else.

Also probably to sneak into Police and military bases and "Borrow" some of their Funs we aren't allowed to shoot.
Then go Bush and shoot em a bunch before returning them.

Oh, i might use it to disconnect Malcom Turnbulls home internet and plant a mobile phone signal jammer at any of his residences.
Fucker Fucked with my NBN i'll fuck with his.

>>30955744
Sign me the fuck up.

>>30955677
Legitimately just masturbate with it. Not even peep on women in public, just sit at my desk, watch porn, and jerk it while wearing the damn thing.

>Sell it to the highest bidder (Most likely Murrican, Chinese or Russian military), live off interest/profits from investments
>Use my billions to travel the world on a private plane, bringing friends along when they can/want to
>Spend 2 or 3 months in each great city on Earth, just walking around, eating, drinking and having fun
>Buy all the books I could ever read
>Spend every single night of my life with the best prostitutes/call girls/escorts/whateveryouwanttocallthem money can buy
>Pay for at least 50 years of 4chan's server hosting, because the ride shall never end. Will probably throw in a server upgrade if I'm feeling generous
>Write my will, leaving everything single shaving of a penny I can to some scientific research institute, because, except my parents, fuck everyone in my family

>>30955783
>consumes organic material and replaces it with nanotechnology
For you, yes.

>>30955677
ravage anally

Keep it hidden and be top scared to use it in case the government comes after me
Alternatively sign on the WWE and have it be my gimmick until Vince writes it out

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>>30955677
I'd kill every jew.

>>30956963
very edgy

>>30955677
Browse 4chan.

>>30955744

Can't think of a much better use than this.

>>30955677
>Kill all of the people I hate
>Slap a Batman sticker on my chest and become a vigilante
>>30955682 also this

>>30955845
>player character dies offscreen between games 1 and 2
>game turns to shit 2/3 way through game 1 (when the ayy lmaos show up), stays shit through games 2 and 3
>nobody could play it when it was release, so everyone just bitched that it was a glorified tech demo
>there's actually 2/3 of a really awesome game in that first one
Being Crysis is suffering

I'd go cleanse the Middle East of all members of the Islamic State, then go clear North Korea of their government, then go clear China of their corrupt government, then go clear the US of the corrupt government, then go clean up Africa or something until I die

>>30955682
>>30955744
>>30958978
These are the only right answers.
>>30956250
>>30956625
But these are fine, too.

I will go to Comic con and watch everyone belittile my Nanosuit as being "Cheap plastic", "not at all like the real thing" and "Un-Keno".

Probably go terrorize Canada, or Cleanse the south of Cartels.

>Crysis 2
Throw it in the trash because it doesn't even reduce recoil with super strength.

>>30955677
Commit a truly insane number of homicides that forensic science cannot explain.

>"The ME said the guy looks like he was crumpled up like a ball of paper and dribbled like a meaty basketball."
>"That's the 5th politician this week."

Or just take creepshots from improbable angles. Probably the creepshots.

>>30956963
I have a feeling the purchaser of your suit would have you exterminated. Your death would greatly aid in the suit's existance being covered up.

Being ruch is no good if you're dead. Your should put the suit to proper use yourself.

If you do pay for 4chan for 50 years however, idgaf what happens to you.

Proceed with sale. Thankyou.

>>30960590
*being rich.

>>30955898
It certainly was more more enjoyable, imo.

Guys, we should do the right thing.
Donate it to DoD or NASA.

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Considering I am going into bio technological engineering if I had enough time I could create this. I'd probably sell a weaker version to different countries without any of them knowing I sold it to each other, get private army from money, use money to infiltrate governments, take over from inside.