Things the first guns you ever fired said.

Well, ya little shit, try and hit the target with me. The other 12 year olds before ya couldn't. My bore is so wide nothing matters anymore.

> oh it's your first time?
> just remember what you drill sergeants taught you
> squeeze my trigger just right
> nice groups for someone who has never touched a gun before basic

>I'm a .22 not a goddamn ming dynasty vase. Hold me like a man, I wont break if you grab me hard.

>>30955244
Yea, come on, lean closer to the scope. Of course a 7 yr old with no firearms experience can handle a .30-06. Don't be a bitch, pull my fucking trigger or Browning is gonna be pissed at you for being a pussy.
Hahahahahahaha Scope bite nigga!

>>30955244
10 yrs old with a 22lr bolt action the neighbor lady handed me to get the squirrels out of her pecan trees.
>pop
squirrel falls dead from pecan tree
>huh not bad kid

>>30955244
>hundred grit sandpaper isn't how you remove rust you little shit!
scratched the fuck out of my dads mossberg .22 magazine when i was like 12 attempting to remove the active rust from sitting in a storage locker for the better part of 30+ years. I need to buff the old girl and cold blue it.

>oh you're gonna make me kill that innocent clay pigeon?
>you 10 year old piece of shit
>how about if you miss it, I'll punch you in the shoulder eh?
>(misses)
>HERE YA GO MOTHERFUCKER

>>30955244
>12 gauge A5 auto birdshot 1 round loaded
Can I go again

BANG

BANG BANG BANG

File: image.jpg (382KB, 770x1000px) Image search: [Google]

382KB, 770x1000px

>were you TRYING to hit that group of black children?

File: simpsons_gun_sideways_01.jpg (13KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 400x300px

>>30955244
Glock 17

Holy crap man at least hold me upright, your not some sort of gangsta!

>>30955244
>I can't believe you thought those headphones of yours would work as adequate ear protection
>Can't handle 9mm recoil? Damn, this really is your first time with a gun
>Managing .45 recoil this well on your first try? You really are an American

Oh. My. Glock.
Six. Out of thirty. From prone.

KEEP SCRUNCHING UP YOUR EYES WHEN YOU SHOOT THE SILHOUETTE DUMBASS MAYBE YOU'LL HURT ITS FEELINGS

>>30955244
>KYYAAAAAAAAH!
>AHHHHN!!
And if yah slap a supressor on
>HMMMMPH!! HMMMMMPH!

AK: Ah, Welcome komrade. Rack my bolt! HARD! Now squeeze that trigger. SQUEEZE IT FASTER! GET ME HOTTER!

"I know what he does to you kid. Your not alone. Don't worry about it kid, just keep practicing...I'll help you kill him one day."

I was 4 with my uncle's .22, so I'm going to assume something along the lines of
>What's a kid who still wears pull ups doing hitting the target.

>>30955244
Rule Britannia! Long live the Queen!

Ruger 10/22
>Why are you feeding me shitty rounds? Couldn't you have spent that extra five dollars?

File: Winchester-67A-rifle.jpg (319KB, 1600x818px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 1600x818px

>>30955244
>Ara ara~
>You're not attracted to an old rifle like me, are you?

>Ara ara, what would a young kid like you want with an old .30-06 like me?
>You're gonna have to hold on a lot tighter than that if you don't want me to throw you around, sweetie

>>30955244
>LAWL WE COWBOY NAO!!!
>HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH, MOTHERFUCKING METAL CHICKEN, I KNEW YOU WERE EYEBALLING ME!
>HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!
>WORK THE LEVER FASTER YOU LITTLE SHIT, THESE FUCKING METAL GONGS AINT GONNA RING THEMSEL-FUCKING DAMMIT.
>I-I-I...jammed
>wait, what are you doing? There are still more gongs a-a-and you can clear me, right?
>what are you doing?
>no.
>nonononono
>you are NOT trading me for that bitch, 10/22
>FUCKING HELL, WHY.
>and an M&P 22?
>why the hell would you want to shoot a pistol?
>no offense, SAA/22 clone
None taken
He didn't hit shit with me anyways the faggot
>PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING
>thump
>ping pin ping ping ping ping ping
>click
>w...what?
>he doesn't like Cowboys?
>he prefers "modern" guns?
>WHAT THE HELL's WRONG WITH THIS LITTLE COMMUNIST FAGGOT?!

And thus I learned that leverguns and SAAs are fucking stupid.
The end.

>>30959284
The guns were right, you are a faggot. Who doesn't like Cowboys?

File: 2016-08-12 13.20.15.jpg (2MB, 3024x5376px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3024x5376px

>>30958957
Cousin!

>>30955244
You need to stop making these threads you sad lonely man

>>30959284
Nah ur a fag

>>30959488
Injuns and corrupt lawmen

Peter Stahl double-stack .40 to 8-year old me

>Decent grip, and you kept it on paper, not bad
>2 inches off from your target, even better

Oh, you're three? Oh, you're shooting a .50 muzzleloader... Where is this boy's father? Oh, he's here? Ok then. Let the beating commence. BANG!! Oh, now I'm on the ground and so is he. At lest he's still holding on to me and actually put a hole in the target.

"in a few years, johnny gungrabber is gonna take us all away from you"

>>30955244
>Ping.flac

>>30958733
yeah right

"Ok kid, calm down, just remember what dad taught you. Yeah that's good, I'm not made of glass. I'm a .22, I'm not going to break your shoulder, it's fine. Yes remember the safety very good. There you go, just like that."

>13 years later

"So you're Anon's new sister? I was wondering when I'd get to meet you. Oh he still comes back to me sometimes, but he's got his own guns now. You and me are going to get along great, just remember what he taught you."

>oh boy another day teaching idiots how to shoot clays and getting mishandled
>hey this guy's pretty good

File: 1470990823492.gif (728KB, 216x288px) Image search: [Google]

728KB, 216x288px

>huh wheres your ear pro son?
>your friend didnt give you one? this is going to be fun.
>squeeze the trigger harder goddamiEEEEEEEEEEeeeee
>good job you actually hit those 4 steel targets

File: 1d63f22ffa881969c9f8117853ee61a7.jpg (55KB, 498x500px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 498x500px

92fs inox from cabelas
>newfag

File: 1467040460775.gif (426KB, 250x232px) Image search: [Google]

426KB, 250x232px

>>30957311
>suppressors are a form of BDSM.

I can get behind that.

>>30955244
>oh wow, someone is actually using me?
>it has been so many years
>this is a great day
>no, please, keep shooting me
>my owner never uses me
>don't make me wait until next year when you visit again!

Things I WISH the first gun I ever fired said
>bro I'm a 12 guage. I'm loud. Go ask mom for some ear plugs.
>bro, I kick like a mule. Don't listen to your dad who said if you push me away as you fire the recoil will go away.
>bro, go ask your uncle for some birdshot. You're 8 years old. I have a slug loaded. This will not end well.

>>30955244
pew

File: image.jpg (49KB, 600x336px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 600x336px

>Well, sometimes we'd travel right

down the Green River

To the abandoned old prison down

by Airdrie Hill

Where the air smelled like snakes

and we'd shoot with our pistols

But empty pop bottles was all we would kill

>Stop pulling the trigger goyim

>>30959537
>>30959488
>not preferring glorious WW1/2 surplus
>not preferring that glorious feel of not jamming every other shot
>not wanting actual Ergos instead f bullshit "comfy" birdshead grips.

File: 1470616025223.jpg (16KB, 435x269px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 435x269px

"bang"

at least grandpa's old shotgun was clear on what it said.