Most /k/ Pokemon?

I would shoot them.

>>30953486
Get out.

>>30953503
Yeah but which ones would be the best game to hunt? You're in the woods and you see a rapidash, you take aim but it hears a noise and shoots fucking fire at you then bolts. Or you'll have to cover yourself with Stantler urine to blend in.

>>30953518
Dude I don't know what you are taking about.

Based hitmonlee duh

>>30953486
Lucario

>>30953486
Clawitzer

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>>30953554
>>30953555
Nah, Scyther literally has knives for arms. Or maybe Blastoise, since he has fuckheug canons on his back.

>>30953554
Hitmonlee is the fucking pokemon. None of that fucking ember or watergun, just kicking the shit out of the anything

>>30953571
Scyther I can see. You don't need to bring a machete if you take him with. He can fly to get bearings and locations and to get help if shit goes down. Breddy gud chioce.

>>30953571
>wanting to fug an insect

Also a huge issue when your precious bug pokeman that can't even fly loses his knifehands in a lathe accident. And good luck with Blastoise operating around any electrical facilities.

Just say Skarmory like you guys do in every other /k/ related Poke thread and shoot yourselves already

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>>30953486
Anything after gold can suck my dick, but didn't they make one that was literally a gun?

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You guys know you get six right?
>Charizard: for flying/firestarter

>Feraligatr: water ops

>Gengar: keeps the spools out of your camp

>Sandslash: trench/bunker building cave exploration

>gardevoir: healing/banging/teleportation

>Arkanine: loyal doggo/big enough to ride

Honorable mentions
>Rhydon: fucking bad ass and you could probably use him for target practice with no problems

>Glaceon: personal favorite eeveelution because it has Ramona flowers hair, keep you cool in hot climates

>Mr. Mime: ball in ass nigga who's got your back, has his own Glock fowtay

>>30953839
Keeps *spoops out of camp

>>30953702
I don't want to fuck any Pokemon, I just want to oper8 innabush with a goddamn giant praying mantis. And he can fly, he just can't use the attack, "Fly," for whatever arbitrary reason. And I was just answering OP's question, I wouldn't take a Blastoise anywhere t b h.

It all depends on the battlefield you're in honestly, and I haven't kept up with it since Gold so I'm not a good judge on which would be most effective in what type of area. I'm just going off what has the most readily available weapons on it's body as the most "/k/"

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>>30953887
This is about as close to fucking a Pokemon as I get.

>>30953486
Blastoise
>water cannons
>nigger control

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>>30953904
>>30953887
>degeneracy

>>30953702
>not wanting to fug a huge insect
What are you, a faggot?

>>30954049
>not wanting to not fug an insect

what are you antman?

>>30953839
The idea of Mr. Mine open carrying a glock on his hip is hilarious

I TELL YOU, KID, ELECTRIC POKEMON SAVED ME DURING THE WAR!

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giant liondog that breathes fire

>>30953839
My 6:
Feraligator for carrying shit across rivers and underwater operating.
Braviary for flying and MERICA in general.
Hypno for hypnosis and interrogation
Manectric for less lethal stuns and help carrying supplies.
Braixen to start fires and to fuck
Lucario for hand to hand and to fuck me.

>>30954097
Using electabuzz as an AED

>>30953839
Blastoise
Machamp
Nidoking
Alakazam
Tyranitar
Typhlosion

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Zoroark
Can still communicate with and understand human language, is know to be extremely loyal, is able to disguise itself extremely well, all about misdirection, which is key to combat, and lastly, it has a big thing of fur to snuggle with when it gets cold

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>>30953719
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>>30954197
Solid, mine were more inspired from an innawoods sense but I dig the combat application.
>>30954213
Nidokin is mAh niddo but he seems like all his roles are filled by your other choices. If he's completely aesthetic that's cool too but remember hes like 4'11

>>30954645
Nidoking has always been a favorite, Didn't really look too far into it, he'd just be on my "If Pokemon were real, but you can't have legendaries, team."

>>30953518
obviously sawsbuck would be best to hunt

Mr. Mime with glock has my vote

>>30953499
FPBP and damned underrated

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>>30953486
Ferroseed or ferrothorn.
Moveset: Bulletseed, pin missile, flash cannon, explosion

>>30954945
It also looks vaguely like some sort of grenade.

>>30953839
>Greninja or Swampert - Perfect for underwater ops, either infiltrating or demolition
>Scolipede - Naturally armored pack animal that's immune to poison
>Mismagius or Bannette - Spoop defense and cute enough to fug
>Metagross - Super intelligent flying saucer, easily capable of leading the team/destroying the enemy, also great for transportation
>Conkeldurr - Fortification construction
>Absol - Threat detection and power generation

>>30953518
Anyone ever think about what pokemon taste like? They'd be fucking good eats too Pikachus a damn mouse and he's got some meat on his bones.
Hell even the bugs look like they'd feed a small family.

>>30953486
A Manley Manky is all I want

>>30955771
He could also spot me in my ghettogym

bumpin cause this shit is hilarious, never change /k/

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>>30953571

>Scyther

MY NIGGA

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Octillery, literally a living cannon

Mine would be:

Raichu (my favorite pokemon, a badass mouse that can blast the shit out of things. OC's electric cheeks)
Blastoise
Sandslash
Typhlosion
Skarmory
Gyrados seems pretty /k/

>>30953499
Kek. FPBP

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The Glock Pokémom.

>charizard
Air assault and support. Can fly for transportation and is powerful enough to lift he heavier Pokemon
>swampert and feraligatr
Aquatic and amphibious assault. Both are strong and can handle themselves on land, especially swampert who has a ground type with him
>torterra
Land assault/imma woods camo. His ground type and grass type combo make him almost indestructible when paired with charizard. Also his giant tree on his back makes for good camping
>assuming no legandaries
>altaria
Good for intelligence from the sky. The cloud wings make for good camo and can keep it hidden when on recon missions
>greninga
I was hesitant to put him in because I've never actually used him, be he can probably be good for dark operations and cloak and dagger type shit

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Cumbucketmon

>>30953839
Skarmory is the A-10 of pokeymans.
>literally a flying tank
>looks badass as hell
>will fuck you up sideways if its attacks land
>incredibly weak to common ground-based platforms (Fire and Electric moves, low Sp.Def)

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>>30956699
Forgot my pic.

>>30956288
88 dubs confirm

>>30953486
Ditto so on long camping trips I can fuck literally anything or anyone. I'd go operating with based venusaur.

>>30953486
I would choose Deoxys.
>badass legendary monster
>kinky tentacle sex

Raichu is canonically a weapon of war.

>>30956864
I would make money being a ditto pimp. I would be the owner of the best prostitute in the world.

>>30957012
As is Gyrados

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>>30957028

Ditto can only change into other Pokemon. Zoroark can change into whatever you like.

>>30957072
Oh... shit I forgot. Wait, can't lapras change into a chick as well?

>>30957092

Latios.

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Weaponize these fuckers.

EMP and Self-destruct could be used for guerrilla and or sabotage ops.

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>>30957072
>>30957121
Illusions, but close enough. Helps that both are able to communicate verbally and telepathically, though, so you at least have something to talk to when it's shtf and you're innawoods

>>30957072
No ditto can definitely transform into anything including inanimate objects

>>30953486
Diglett/dugtrio
>unnaground half the time
>innawoods the other half
>apparently moves at relative speeds
>sabotaged a Russian dam project
>mercenary pokemon refused to fight them
>politely returned pokeballs
>dam cancelled

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>>30955154
Slowpoke tail is allegedly a delicacy

Ghastly, literally gas that can slip through cracks in walls.
Shuckle, that defense.