Is that a gun in your pocket: Anti gun comedy

>tfw woman pulls that shit and you dump/divorce her
>start banging hot chick from somewhere that is not authoritarian
>cancerous bitches fail to nurture more offspring
>their kind dies out
>America is made great again

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Wow Hollywood fags are pushing their hoplophobia really hard. It's like that movie chiraq except with white people. Damn they get more stupid by the year, don't they?

>>30920542
>2016
>being married

They were asking to be cucked to be quite honest famalam.

desu if any woman says they don't want to interact/date/fuck because i carry or own guns they're automatically worth nothing to me

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>>30920542
>>30920636
They're both based on the Greek comedy Lysistrata, literally one of the oldest plays known to mankind.

>>30920682
This. Don't associate with antifun cunts.

>>30920689
I know that, but they're still fuckin retarded.

wow, the quote at the end, just like hitlary!

>old nasty skank says fuck you and your liberty
>portrays men as idiots who are desperate for pussy

WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

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>>30920682
yip

i'll just tell em to go marry a cat and LMTFA

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Good luck with that ladies.

>>30920542
/k/ realization of this story
>A fleet of wild gun loving traps appears
>Problem disappears
>Womyn can roll that up and put it in their babymakers.

Even though I'm pro the gun the movie just looks awful and unfunny.

>>30920542
yiiiiiikes.

That's offensive to BOTH sides

>Men can't live without MUH GUNS or MUH SEX
>The only thing women can do to get their way is give or withhold sex

I actually can't see this movie doing well at all.

>>30920719
>implying I would let my wife act like that
>implying I wouldn't drop her ass like spaghetti
>implying I wouldn't find a smoking 7-9/10 that would be grateful for a guy that takes care of her
>implying that this isn't all fantasy and I'm not foreveralone.jpeg
So sad famalam

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This is the type of person that will see this movie.

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>mfw Soros or Bloomberg stage a false flag shooting during a screening but the theater is empty.

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>>30920542
and my wife is pro gun
this shit just.... the whole idea falls apart when just some of the women own guns as well

>>30920689
shit i knew the plotline was vaguely familiar

>>30920542
A great, another movie were women who walk around with steel rods up there asses can control there husbands.

I've watched BDSM porn that has less Sub/Dom shit than this fucking trailer, Hopefully the press wont flock to this future train wreck like they did the new Ghostbusters.

>>30921029
Just watch this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnPum8W92kI

>>30920689
What was that premise again? Greek women wanted men to stop fighting wars so they threatened them with no sex or something? Didn't ancient greek and roman men fuck each other anyway?

>>30920542
It's gonna tank at the box office and recieve some moderately approving reviews from shill critics despite being a propaganda piece.

Nobody will attempt it again for a decade.
/thread

>>30921085
I've seen that one to many times.
But thanks anyway.

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>>30921088
>little tight Greek boys

>>30920785
underrated post

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>>30921088
>>30921125
>Didn't ancient greek and roman men fuck each other anyway?
ooooh baby

is this satire?

>>30921149
a tone deaf gungrabber's interpretation of an ancient sexist """""""comedy"""""""

and I say this as a person of Greek descent

>better not ever let those rascally women conspire or they'll fuck you ten times harder than you fuck them!

>>30920838
it's a comedy. if it's not offending some thin skinned loser it's probably not funny.

This is cultural appropriation, these white folks literally stole OUR movie

https://youtu.be/rGTuuj-aTJs

Can't we have anything to our selfs?

>>30920542
That was really, really disturbing.

wtf I hate guns now.

the trailer reminds me of kids-save-the-dumb-parent family movies

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>>30921663
>implying Negresses cant be a human piece of trash too
>implying the men wont just btfo of the women and rape them
>implying every woman would jump on board - less competitions means ugly fat ratchet niggers take the podium
>implying dindus won't stop shooting each other

>>30921175
I have a strange desire to fight you, then steal your culture and make it better.

>real women try this
>sudden sales spike in prostitution and prostitution accessories

>>30920542
lol,

My fiancee once asked me what I would do if she had a problem with my guns, I thought about how to phrase it tactfully for a moment.

What I thought was; I would dump you so dam fast it would be a miracle if the door didn't hit your ass on the way out.

What I said was; if that was the case, then you wouldn't be the person whom I thought you were.

Seriously though, guns before women, you can always get another women.

>>30920608
>their kind dies out
No, sadly it doesn't. If you ignore them for long enough they just go straight to jamal and tryone to become a broodmother.

>>30922731
>I'm Hank hill and I sell prostitutes and prostitute accessories

>>30923048
Ok, well the way BLM is going the only blacks left will be honest blacks and no more dindu's. Maybe this can work...

>>30923187
>implying those BLM niggers haven't bullied their way to borderline political legitimacy
The average man on the street might see them for the bullshit they are but opportunistic politicians and those useful idiots who go out of their way to describe themselves as 'educated' are both certainly succor to their absurd demand that we stop using violence to deal with career criminals.

>>30920542
>"Liberty? Fuck liberty!"
GET OUT COMMIE WHORES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30922707
Nice try turkroach, everyone knows you make nothing better

>>30920542

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw

Must watch

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>>30923273
>imblying

The blood of the Valerii flows in my veins.

>>30920785
Was about to post this

>tfw trap gf with more guns than me

Nice try roasties

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>>30921088
Ave true to Caesar

>tfw married to gun loving twink husband

Is this real life?

Holy Santa Claus shit that was cringy.

>Literally says 'liberty? Fuck them and their liberty'

>>30920771
i do agree that defenestration is a valid response to a woman's ultimatum

>>30922707
found the cypriot

>>30920689

Yeah, but all copies forgot the original play was actually good.

>well rounded characters
>hilarious dialogue
>the whole conflict revolves about how ridiculous it is to have stupid oberblown arguments over shit we don't even care about that much, and refusing to give in out of stubbornness, and how we STILL do it with our spouses knowing full well that it's stupid
>Hollywood not getting shit as usual

>>30923550

You did well anon

>>30921125
to any body wondering where this is from..

The artist is [spoiler]jjfrenchie[/spoiler]

Why is it just the men own guns?
Why can't the women own guns too?

>>30920542
There was a line in the trailer about how low crime was in that town because of all the guns, but that doesn't excuse this movie for looking really dumb.

>>30920542
>inb4 scene with the one gay couple in town consisting of masculine gun owning top with femmy faggot anti gun twink bottom withholding sex just like the women

>>30920838

Yeah, it reminded me of that edgy "arguing with holes" image that gets posted every once and a while.

>dating, let alone MARRYING someone who doesn't share your passions and interests

What did they mean by this?

>>30920870
my wife is hot and goes shooting with me from time to time. She has a Glock 27 above the stove and litterally said "I wantit there because I spend most of my time cooking."

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>>30920542

>Is that a C9 in your bag?

>>30924549

>implying any kids raised by a /k/ommando would be this stupid
>implying you wouldn't give your child hell for an ND

>>30921175
> 'Greek descent'
>M-muh heritage!
>Implying having Greek ancestors means anything

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>>30920542
Hollywood is really scraping the bottom of the barrel on this one.

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>>30923662
>jjfrenchie

>>30920542
so when do we start flipping it around on them saying hollywood doesnt think women have anything to bring to the argument table besides their vag? obviosuly if thats all they have then they dont have an reasonable argument.

>>30920542
that actually looks really funny

>>30924691
are we watching the same trailer?

>>30924691
looks like a shitty political rant wrapped up in a poorly done, tired comedy style.

>>30922613
>negresses
>human piece of trash
>human

>>30920542
FUCK LIBERTY, FUCK YOU, WANNABE FUNNY CUNT, THE LAST FUNNY WOMAN WAS JOAN RIVERS, GO DIE.

>>30923048
Without welfare there would be no mass brood raising. Look at Africa, the chitlins are a staple food for the wildlife.

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>>30924200
It also just directly said "Fuck Liberty" as in "Fuck FREEDOM, slave 4 life! OKAY!"

>>30924885
On the bright side it will only serve to strengthen the opposition, our side.

>>30924902
Only to those not completely comatose by all the propaganda that they've been fed since their childhood by the socialist TV and social networking programs. All the rest of them will just agree with the wore out ugly cunt whore spewing that bullshit from her nasty cum guzzler.

>>30920785
Looks like most of the men already had children anyway. Mission fucking accomplished. Bring in the traps!

>>30922707
Romans go home

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>>30920966

>>30920542
>strong independent womyn
>literally the only power they have is MUH VAGINA
>don't objectify them tho

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>>30924926
They are easy enough to convert, really.

Most simply haven't been exposed to the other side of the argument at all. When they hear it for the first time, they seem to become filled with doubt.

Doubting their political views, but still unwilling to convert completely.

You must support it with powerful evidence, Dianne Kikestein's lies and commie nature might work.

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>>30925013

>>30924993
Lets be honest here. Most no-gun women's only weapon is their vag. The proof is in the "Pee on yourself anti-rape defense" shit that came out with a while back. Like "Shoot some pee at them from your super weapon!"

Anti-gun libtards really are that stupid.

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delicious liberal tears

>>30920689
Came here to post this, except that movie looks like complete utter cancer with shit on top.

>mfw this turns out to be an aesop about both sides being stupid
>the gungrabbers for being irrational and treating their vags like their only thing of worth
>the hasfuns for not sharing their hobbies with their spouses so they can too become hasfuns and for not educating their children so they don't commit an ND

>mfw I have no face

We need a fake Everytown ad that underlines how powerful the vag is vs a gun. Make the feminazi's sandy up their vag a bit.

"Your pooter is more powerful than a gun, just pee on the rapist! Only weapon you need."

>>30925047
Women are retarded. So fucking glad I'm a faggot, if I had to put up with your average roastie's shit I'd be doing 25 to life by now.

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>>30924200
>the movie ends with the men caving in and getting rid of the guns
>crime rate spikes

why sleep with your woman when you can sleep with your rifle?

>>30925141
>women get gang raped by Tyrone and Jamarcus
>their whole plan from the start

>>30925013
>>30925029
>>30925049
How does someone this blatantly evil have any power and hasn't been hung for treason yet?

>>30923574
Defenestration is a valid response to most things, or at least it should be.

>>30925150
>tfw slept with my 2 rifles

>>30921088
I remember the spartans not being affected in that story because of homosexuality.

>>30925160
Same reason Hitler wasn't. Average person is a small step from totally retarded

>>30925110
I'm not gay, but I can tell you what. Ain't no dumb cunt calling the shots in my life. Everyone can be replaced, and any woman I'm involved with gets that lesson strait up.

This is my only fear about my gf. After the next sandy hook happens she'll "make a stand against crime" or some dumb shit she saw on the liberal media and say "it's me or the guns". I would hate to dump her over but it's better than being cucked.

>>30924816
joan rivers was never funny you faggot, although I wholeheartedly agree with the rest of your statement.

>>30925191
She can be replaced. Don't let some pitiful excuse for a life support system for a vagina control your life.

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>>30923179

I want to do a poem parody of this where like half way through two dudes are sitting drinking beer both unhappy while watching a sexy commercial then glance at each other for a second. Then look back and gaze at each other and then end up railing each other. Then they tell all their buddies to give it a try and the whole town turns gay as Fuck and its just a mass gay orgy while the women wonder Wtf is happening sitting their crying

>>30925457
Porn*

Captcha: select all the bananas

>>30925208
compared to all other women comedians, and women in general, she was fucking hilarious. But nowhere near any male comic.

>>30925457
wtf but thats gay

>>30924943
Romanes eunt domus!?

>>30921663
Christ almighty, if I was black I'm pretty sure I'd want some other race to steal that steaming pile of shit away from us.

>>30925560
Romani ite domum.

Now write it 100 times or I'll chop your balls off.

>>30920838
it's basically a spinoff of one of the oldest greek comedies in existence, the actual play made sense and was humorous for it's time. This piece of shit is just them trying to front their jew propaganda against guns, but yeah the thing about a woman's only power is her hole is thousands of years old.

>>30925684
Yes sir thankyou sir hail ceasar

Guns > Pussy desu desu senpai

If you think otherwise, your priorities aren't straight.

>>30925708
I was thinking, this is the Lysistrata of our time, but a really fucking bad one at that.

>>30925160
Simple, a deal with the devil.
> And the bomb was set to detonate at two o'clock in the morning, but it was a construction explosive that doesn't detonate when it drops below freezing. It doesn't usually freeze in San Francisco, but on this night, it dropped below freezing, and the bomb didn't detonate. I was very lucky.

>>30923698
Because Anon, the women are the ones who care about muh li'l children and would never consider owning one of those death machines.

>>30925191
>and say "it's me or
That's a huge fucking red-flag anyways, no matter what comes after the "or".

>>30923698
because, anon, even when Hollywood tries to be progressive, they still succumb to sexist stereotypes.

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>>30923179

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>>30925541
Look at this faggot. I bet you kiss girls too.

>>30920542
lol Blatant Chiraq ripoff

>>30926956
It's glorified white trash instead of glorified niggers. At least the niggers actually make it funny when they chimp out. The white people are just cringe.

>>30920542
Chi-raq did it a year ago. Just as fucking stupid.

>>30927009
Exactly. They already appealed to the black demographic with a super strong anti-gun message so they had to do it with white people too. Po-dunk little Texas town instead of the South Side, but yeah, an absolutely blatant ripoff of Chiraq

>>30924549
Aren't those guns super rare?

>>30925541
The women want you to think that.

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>Movie/TV industry is limping along
>Weighed down by shitty ads
>Stabbed repeatedly by a hard refusal to change anything
>"Uh, uh, uhhhh, let's try this, instead!"

I can't wait for this to fail horribly.

>hurr we'll stop fucking and the men will get rid of their guns
>our only value is our holes

Sounds about right

>>30920542
HOLY SHIT

THE LEAKED HOLLYWOOD EMAILS WERE REAL

THE ANTIGUN PROPAGANDA MACHINE SHIFTS INTO HIGH GEAR

WATCH FOR NEGLIGENT DISCHARGES, CHILDREN FINDING AND PLAYING WITH GUNS, CONCEALED CARRIERS BEING TOO AFRAID TO ACT, AND SUICIDES

>>30927464
The Sony ones?

>>30925457
That's fuckin gay nigga, why the hell would I fuck a guy in that situation when onaholes exist?

>>30923331
>bf
Fixed that for you fag

>>30921663
so they're blaming guns for niggers doing stupid nigger shit?

Like if you took their guns they'd still sling drugs and stab the fuck out of eachother, or just get guns illegally and move on to girls that don't care

jews in action folks

>>30927451
they have to sleep sometime...

surprise, the trailer is the first 30 mins of the movie

the women win and men give up all guns

the rest of the movie is the town being surrounded by hadjis and being hunted to death

>>30927535
POSSIBLY, CAN'T REMEMBER

STILL THOUGH

I guess this proves that women are only good at one thing

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HA
I DIDNT HAVE MY FIRST GIRL FRIEND UNTIL I WAS 17
AND I'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>30920542
I want there to be a plot twist where the men just convert to Islam and start raping in armed packs.

>>30920542
Didn't Spike Lee literally make the same movie but with gang violence?

>>30928019
Sounds like the apocalypse. It's coming.

>>30928959
It's just The Hills Have Eyes, but bearded guys saying Allah Akbar over and over

>>30920636
Yeah wait, isn't this pretty much exactly the plot of Chiraq? I didn't actually see it, but that was my understanding.

Either way I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. I expect it to bomb while "Hillary's America" is apparently doing very well. The vocal minority might be about to get a reminder that they are in fact the minority.

>>30920542
>Women shame men over a manly thing #37367273732
>YOU CANT ACCESS MY VAGINA UNTIL YOU STOP OFFENDING ME....AGAIN

women are quickly losing the power of shame over men, it a been overdone the point where the men it might have worked on already know women hate everything about them and that change would be impossible.

I mean, there is literally nothing a decent intelligent man can do right now without driving most women to rage, lel you can't even be some cucked Numale that showers them in money and affection because she'll just dump your ass for a sociopathic "real man"(who will dump her or be dumped by her for being "emotionally abusive" and "not being there".)

I'm not a neckbeard r9k dweller or anything, most women are just whiny entitled pieces of shit that need to shut up and fuck off until they've learned how to be responsible adults.

>>30929160

There's just women who'd never agree to it, seriously, they'd get like 10% of a town's women at most. A lot wouldn't care enough to give up sex, and you'd have a bunch who own guns, or are OK with guns. Then there's gay men who won't give a shit.

Like, it's a retarded fucking idea that assumes that all women and men share a hive mind to such a degree that you could make this work.

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>>30927973
>I DIDNT HAVE MY FIRST GIRL FRIEND UNTIL I WAS 17

I'm 22 and I've never been on a date.

Your move.

>>30927120
Not really, really expensive mostly.

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>>30925029
>Americnan
Fixed

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>>30930523
23 Kissless, I am looking forward to being a wizard

>>30930666
demon trips confirm

did she actually say this shit?

>>30930523
27, never been on a real date, virgin. Next.

>Every vagina around me is either middle-aged, ugly, or a complete Valley Girl-wannabe, my dick can't even begin to get erect with these kind of godforsaken surroundings

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>>30930719

I'm going to pick fire conjuring.

You?

>>30930719

33, already a Wizard.

Your move.

>>30930719
26 kissless, wizardhood will be nothing but one step towards a long journey.

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>>30930752
Can you teach me the basics when I get there

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>>30930751
no... no no no.. not him. leave this place dark lord. leave us be.

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>>30930666
wow forgot to fix
>thier
and
>privilages
Here you go
>>30930737
It's black and white text superimposed over a photograph, it must be true. [spoiler]I'm not sure.[/spoiler]

>>30930751
Probably alchemy to help me with handloads

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>>30930788

What's wrong?

You more of an ice summoning kind of guy?

This movie is advocating a form of spousal abuse. Feel free to down vote and report this video.

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>>30930788

Or maybe electricity weaving?

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>>30930825
>>30930841

While I still have time... goodbye

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>>30930880

shhhhhhhhh

no tears, only dreams now

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>>30930907
>>30930880

I feel.. profound sadness for k right now

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>>30930719
25 handholdless, step up senpai

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>tfw have kick ass /k/ as fuck husband who gets mad when we run out of 7.62x39 in the mountains

I don't think this is propaganda. Roy from the office says that there's no crime because of guns.

>>30920542
A direct to DVD movie

>>30921125
>sharing shota porn again

Oh you! We all know how phil is gonna react to that senpai!

>>30925047
>be kinky rapist
>about to give non-consenting woman the D
>she pees on it
>thatsmyfetish.jpg
>errection doubles in size

How'd that work for you?

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>>30920542
>2016
>not marrying a slant eye from a nation that was ravaged by communist dictators

You really think slants would sell out your rights after they saw themselves what happened?

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Which one of you was this

>>30931175

Yeah I never understood that "defense" like watersports is just one of my many fetishes if I was out raping hot women I wouldn't give a fuck about her pissing herself that "resistance" would literally only make my penis harder.

>>30931175
how did you know my fetish

>>30920911
What is drumpf?

>>30931336
all of us.

>>30931492
What fools call the God-Emperor.
It's a bunch a people who make fun of a man's heritage and then say he is the racist.

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>>30931492
Probably one of the shittiest and most lazy attempts at political character assassination in modern history.
>Hey guys, this guy we don't like?
>The name his family had centuries ago sounds FUNNY!
>HAHAHAHA LOOK AT HOW SILLY THAT NAME IS! DRUMPF! SPREAD THE WORD, BUY THE T-SHIRT, HAHAHAHA!

>>30920636

>Chiraq: women sex strike to stop the violence in the black community

At least Chiraq has an actual message that is based on a real problem and not some Hollywood Jew propaganda.

>>30925183
No, they were also affected. It was just that they had a big fascination with butts, and spoke like hicks.

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>>30931575
>John Oliver trying to assassinate anyone's career with teeth like that
>2016

>>30925095
"Your pooter is more valuable than a shooter"

>>30926936
I bet he doesn't know how to use the three seashells

>>30920542
Jokes on them, my left arm has more stamina than their mouths.

>>30931736
I thought that guy back there looked familiar:)

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>>30932054
He's got a big presence in the picture

>>30920542
Wasn't there an ancient Greek play about this same issue? Nothing new under the sun, I swear.

>>30924676
<:^)

>>30932114
4u

>>30925191
>I would hate to dump her over but it's better than being cucked.
You're gonna be alright.

>Liberty? Fuck their liberty.
Basically the only line of the movie you need to hear to judge it.

>>30933064
Pretty much hit the nail on the head. Millennials are a slaver's generation. Those fuckers are all about giving up their rights for temporary safety.

When guns are banned the slaves go:
The chitlins are safe! They can't ND daddy's firearms.

Aftermath:
The Muslim horde make slaves of all their defenseless asses. The chitlins are NOT safe.

The Illuminati media are calling the shots on this libtarded slave mind bullshit.

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>>30933777
Quit your fuckboy bitching grampa, this is the world you made.

>>30934491
https://thenib.com/the-millennial-lament

Fucking multi-file comics...

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>>30933777
Eat a dick old man.
a. Not everyone in my generation is a useless twatwaffle.
b. Your generation raised mine; look what ye have wrought and despair, dickhead.

>Snooty Hollywood people effectively satirizing the rest of the country
They will expect people across the country to see a movie about how stupid they are. This will be an ineffective marketing strategy.

>>30925160
I know at least >>30925013 is fake.

>>30933777
Don't drag me into this, fagboy. I came into this world in '95, and I hate these fuckers as much as the next guy.

Hold up
Do I have this right?
Are the men of /k/ really mad that a movie dared use the premise of men can be controlled through sex? If this weren't about guns and were about, say, videogames; it'd be a completely different reaction from you people.

>>30921663

At least Chiraq was about stopping violence in shitty neighborhoods.

This is about stopping ownership in crime free area because of one dumb kid.

This is worse

>>30920542
>tfw khv
>tfw got my ccw before first gf
feels good man

>>30923294

I really enjoyed that, thanks.

>>30934919
>autist neckbeards with a lousy grasp of reality outside their basements are illogical

no surprises here, m8

>>30930750
>i lack the confidence and self respect to be able to talk to a woman outside of my chinese cartoons but I'll chalk it out on them being at fault instead

ok champ

>>30920911
I feel this person's personality is about lovely as a fart in a scuba tank.

>>30923270
Communism is an economic ideology, not a form of government

>>30925160
Same reason John McCain and Clinton (both) had power, corruption

>>30920542
"she ruined mah AK"
bitch at the end:
"Liberty? Fuck liberty."

>Stalin laughing in his grave
>Washington banging his head on the casket in anger
>Chesty having an unimaginable meltdown in hell, making Satan beg him to calm the fuck down

Somebody tell Gunny Ermey. he'll stroke the fuck out, use a few million to buy a mech body, and go on a fuckcrazy rampage slaughtering modern Marxists.

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>>30935207
Lolokay sport, tell me all about the dating scene in fucking West Virginia you pussy slayer you.

>>30920542
>women sit around giggling about sex
Isn't that one of the stereotypes feminists get assblasted about?

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My wife is a Democrat and vegetarian, and somehow likes guns.

>tfw I have my 1911 by my side of the bed, and she has her Ruger Redhawk by hers
>tfw her Remington 870 is in the safe next to my AK
>tfw we get bored around the house and practice clearing rooms together

since everything that needs to be said about this trashfire of a movie has already been said...

If you were in charge of making a pro-gun movie, how would you go about it without it looking like propaganda?

>>30920542
jokes on this movie, i dont get laid anyways

>>30925754
>priorities
>Nagging cunt rag>your best gun

Fuck outta here with this gilded pussy shit. Virgins and cucks that think a gaping cock receptacle is a more worthwhile investment plz leave.

>>30925754
>Guns > Pussy
t. someone who has never gotten any and puts a cock sleeve on a golden pedestal.

>>30929160
>women are quickly losing the power of shame over men, it a been overdone the point where the men it might have worked on already know women hate everything about them and that change would be impossible.

There are a lot of women out there though that are realizing this and joining the winning team now. Id be ashamed of my gender too if we behaved like modern females. Then again, that's already starting, so...

>>30925029
So many typos, starting to wonder if she actually said that

>>30933777
>trips of lies

Your generation made all of this possible you fucking twat. Also, more of this "slavers generation" has directly engaged the "muslim hordes" than yours. While your asses get fat and old bitching about socialism and "when music died" while we fight the battles YOU started. And trust me, with the size of the rift and your generations animosity towards ours, we won't coddle your fucking asses the way you've nestled your predecessors into cushy retirement homes.

>>30935672
You didn't do so well in math did you?

>>30920542
I have nothing to say to this except REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30934491

> muh student loan debt

God fucking damnit am I tired of this shit. Listen, if you had just gone into a field of study that is actually in demand in the real world, you wouldn't have any problems paying your shit off. But you had to be a retarded and go into graphic design or women's studies or some retarded shit that doesn't make money and well, you're fucking stuck. Maybe you should have tried actually working for a living, you entitled fucking spongeperson.

>>30935973
>Implying I have student loan debt
>Implying the "A degree is a degree, you have to go to college to earn a living" the Boomers/Xers pushed on their kids isn't the cause

Your post is the equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going "LALALALA."

>>30935973
You realize that business, law, and finance degrees, once considered desirable career fields, are no longer in demand because of people harping about how they're "actually in demand" created a labor surplus. And before you start harping about STEM, a lot of STEM degrees are about as useful as a philosophy degree only with the added drawback of increasing technological sophistication and lay knowledge rendering fields of study worthless. And, just in case you're like most people on the internet and use STEM as a synonym for engineering, you're still going to have to navigate a job market where demand can appear and disappear overnight, jobs frequently require relocation, and you're running against competition that includes foreign workers who will gladly work for half your asking salary.

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>>30923617
They also missed the part where the men walk around with giant fake penises.

>>30933777
>Illuminati
It's called Israel, AIPAC, EU, and the CIA black budget, faggot. There's real, non-secret organizations all over the place that don't hide their intent to destroy entire races, cultures, and nations. You don't have to resurrect a 16th century organization that advocated for increased peasant literacy to use as a scapegoat.
>>30935605
I'd just make a movie about the Rhodesian war desu. Guns are good on their own, they don't need makeup or propaganda to look pretty. They are pretty. If it absolutely HAD to be pro-gun, I suppose I'd use one of any number of genocides or situations in history where it would've been good for the citizens to have guns on them.
Like the Finnish-Russsian war, the Siberian genocide, the Haiti rebellion, modern day Mexico, or the Rhodesian war.

>>30920542
How to make this movie actually funny.

>The main characters are a deputy and his wife
>He gives in and sells all his guns
>Has to quit his job
>Gets shitty new job with horrible hours and no benefits
>Wife has to get part time job to help make ends meet
>It's also a shitty job
>Husband doesn't want to have sex because of shitty job with horrible hours
>Wife gets increasingly frustrated
>Finally reaches a breaking point
>Begs Sherriff to hire him back
>Even buys him back his old sidearm
>This involves a wacky sequence of running around between multiple buyers
>Actually costs her more than than what husband sold it for
>Movie ends with all the other women complaining about not having sex
>Wife and Husband go shooting, come home, and fade to black

>>30936031

Quit blaming everything on everybody else. "Wah! The Boomers fucked us!" is done. If you rack up a debt you can't pay, that's your fucking problem. Deal with it.

>>30936113

The same goes for you. If you're retarded enough to indebt yourself on the word of Bobbie Sue Dontknowshit rather than do your own research, then you deserve to get fucked. It's not like corporations just started outsourcing tech jobs last week. That shit's been going on for twenty years. If you get caught up in that shit, you probably fucking deserve it.

I swear to fuck, entitled whiners like you shits are the reason we're going to fucking lose our rights. You have no concept of personal responsibility and that's literally the core value necessary for proper firearms ownership.

Fuck.

>>30936633
I'm curious, how old are you?

>>30936633
>Kids should never listen to their elders' advice and are stupid for doing so

>>30936677

40.

Does it matter? Should you have to be 40 years old to have a sense of responsibility? Have we literally pushed childhood all the way back to middle age?

Jesus, I look at people who are in their mid twenties like my wife is and it just scares the living shit out of me. My wife? She's fucking mentally hard. 26 years old, 780 credit score, makes $45K/year... never went to a four year college. She runs a billing department at a local rural health clinic chain. 26 years old and has a department of half a dozen people under her. Why? Because nobody ever gave two shits about her. Mom and dad were too busy with their own shit to even remember her fucking birthdays. She dropped out of high school, got her GED, became an EMT and then got her coding stuff. All paid for by her. If I see another decade of life I will probably die of shock but it doesn't really.scare me because she's more than capable of managing without me.

But the rest of her generation? You people are beyond fucked. You have been raised by a society that blows smoke up your asses to keep you intentionally irresponsible. You swallow Disney bullshit hook line and sinker and seriously believe that "you can be anything so long as you really want it". Well, you fucking can't. You like fucking with computers and photoshop so you think you can just sign on the loan paperwork and coast through some joke of a college education and it will all be ok. Because nobody would think of outsourcing your dream job to a herd of curryniggers working for rupees in a sweatshop on the other side of the world. So you end up saddled with fifty grand of debt that never goes away and you're stuck night stocking at Walmart and crying "Wah! I just wanted to draw pictures on the Internet for a living!". And then to cap it all off, when some socialist dipshit runs for president on the platform of "Free Shit For Everybody", you fucking lemmings trip over each other trying to vote for the commie fuck.

Fucking hell.

>>30936744

No, you slack-jawed fucking moron. You should do your own research. It's called being an adult.

Fuck. Just, fuck. We fucking blew it. We have raised a generation of dipshits incapable of even grasping the most basic of concepts so long as it involves them actually thinking for themselves.

>>30936878
>>30936906
Robbing the cradle there, huh buddy?

Expecting to be able to do the things our parents could do with similar effort isn't being entitled, asshole. We are paid less than they were for the same work, and everything costs us a lot more than it did for them. Go sit on a cactus naked, you entitled old shit.

>>30936940

Times change, dumbass. The days of sitting in a cushy office and making a living fucking off are long gone. Telecommunications technology alone fucked that right up. These days, you actually have to work for a living.

And get fucked with that "mommy and daddy got paid better"-shtick. My parents were both teachers. Both had master's degrees. I'm a Paramedic and the last year they worked, I made more money than either of them did. I know because I did my taxes with them. They saw my W2 and shat. The difference is that I work. Between 48 and 72 hours every week, I work. No sleep. No desk. No comfy chair. I don't get holidays or weekends off unless the Great God Scheduling just gives me that shit off by chance. Don't get me wrong, I love what I do for a living. But I grew up watching my parents teach. My job would fucking murder them both in a week.

Do your homework. Research. The entire system is designed to fuck you because it's a business and that's what makes a business a business. If something sounds too good to be true, it most definitely is. If a college tells you that X program is the end all be all of programs and you should totally give them your money to participate in it, take a step back and think... who benefits here? What are graduates of this program saying? Social Media is a real thing. Look those people up. Ask around. Fucking Google, for fuck's sake. You people will run out on insane personal quests with no manual and nothing but a youtube video to go on but you'll just blinder the shit out of yourselves and refuse to research something that will suck you into a lifetime of debt. It's kind of unbelievable.

>>30937080

>grow up in a FAR easier environment than others

>"TIMES CHANGE, BUDDY"

Heh, nothin personelle, kiddo.

>>30937094

Nice argument, shiteater. Get fucked.

>>30936878
>>30936906
>>30937080
>Jesus fuck hell shit damn ass cunt currynigger fucking fucking dumbass fucking fucked fucked out my ass shit cock for fuck's sake
>WHY ARE YOU KIDS SO STUPID
lel

>>30937162
Whatever you say, gramps. You walked to school in the snow uphill BOTH ways.

Your such a strong and talented individual, you, and us pissants are just nothing but no good nothings.

Reminder that you can go, anytime, you worthless lazy faggot.

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>>30937080
>I make more money than they did!
>they didn't have nixon take us off the gold standard
>this happy about working for $15 an hour, 60 hour weeks to make a SHITT TIER wage.

you're a dusty old genX faggot who got us into this mess. I hope you live long enough to suffer through the final death throes of the society you ruined.
>yfw social security is ded in 20 years and you can't work anymore because you're an old fuck in a young mans game/medical robots.
>yfw you die poorer than my great grandfather and his railway pension with no cost of living increases.

>>30937080

OH GOD, THE SUPERIOR OLD GUY HAS ARRIVED.

HOW WILL WE EVER COMPETE WITH SUCH A MAN!

WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

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>This thread went from hating antigun Hollywood to Boomers hating Gen Xers hating Millennials hating Gen Zers and just an all around Gen Gap hatefest.

Oh what a time to be alive!

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>>30921663
/pol/ here , dafuq I just watch?

>>30935304
tell that to the communists.

>>30937294
I think we can all agree reguardless of when you were born, the Disney/M-TV/MSM cool-aid corrupted generations are the ones that are going to lead our country into a full blown shithole of economic and social disaster, and slavehood.

>>30940640
You mean lead out of the shithole you put us into, asshat. Notice that Trump's main supporters are all old, angry reactionists?

>>30924549
>some stupid kids stole their dads favorite expensive pistol to show off and got shot
>lol lets just ban all guns.

>>30923550
god job faggot. Wish i could be gay to avoid women. Don't like men sexually, don't like women except for their looks. FUCK

>>30941141
You and 90% of 1st worlders feel that way. Women are stupid and only have 1 true value: Their looks and their vagina.

>>30921663
>implying man loves pussy more than fighting
Makes me want to read blood meridian again, specifically judge Holden's speech about how war is god.

>>30936906
What age do people decide on their college course of study and by extension future careers in the US? Here in the UK people start uni at 17 or 18, the exams that determine whether you're accepted into the course you want are taken at 16 after a year's worth of study. I think it's no surprise that 14 and 15 year olds are fucking up and making the wrong decisions, especially basing it off the advice of clueless parents and incompetent teachers. In my case I got lucky and only took three years of meandering in the wrong direction before getting on track, but others are trapped on hopeless paths with zero chance of creating a future worth a damn for themselves.

>>30942194
College generally starts at about 18 and you don't have to decide what to major in until some point after that, with the exception of people enrolling into specific programs.

And even then you can pretty much change it whenever you want and go in a whole new dimension,

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>>30925172
hot

>>30925141
I can only hope it turns out to be some deep cover psyops shit.

>>30920911
I HATE DRUMF BECAUSE HE IS RACIS AND CALLS PEOPLE NAMES TO INSULT THEM

>anyone catching it yet?

>>30935635
>>30935672
t. niggas who don't know how to read inequalities
Isn't that like, fifth grade level math?

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>>30920542
Just thought I'd mention I'm disliker #420. Not that it's important or that any of you care, but I thought it was worth mentioning.

>>30920542
>jokes on you guys, I fuck my guns

The comments are always the best

>>30920689
What people don't get about Lysistrata, is that it was comedy not because "sex strike", but because Greeks believe that women are horndogs (hornbitches?).

>>30944632
thats bs, but his women-centered comedies are sex related indeed, the main joke in lysi its the sex strike, in women in the peoples council its the new sex norms women established when they took the power, in theosmosomething its abot poets depiction of women, also has a lot of tranny stuff like one guy tries to imagine himself a woman to write his play with women characters better, also receives a proposal to be fucked, another crossdresses to spy on women etc

>>30944535
It doesn't matter in the long run. The MSM will spin it to have the impact that they want it to have on the majority, just as they do with the president elections. The MSM using the masses tell you who and what you like and want, regardless of what your actual opinions are.

>>30925160
I thought you American only do lethal injection now.

>>30925541
That's the whole point.
You suck dick and stick your D in other males shithole to demonstrate that female leverage is null.

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>>30930960
I'm a college student who spent his four years talking to male primarily. I spoke with literally a handful of female students. Total conversation time probably below 30 mins in the whole four years. This is including group projects and discussion class. And the female to male ratio in my college is around 3 to 1. I don't know how to interact with female of my age anymore.

>>30922798
I know this post is old, but she's testing you anon. That's a bad sign. Better call off the marriage and go /innawoods/ because as soon as you tie that knot the bitching about guns and money spent on them will skyrocket. And she'll probably get fat too.

>>30927973
>26
>Never had a gf/been on a date
>Don't give a fuck, the occasional hooker/call girl is enough to sate my lust
>feelsokayman.jpg

>>30937294
The Hollywood shills have slid this thread well.

>>30945637
Talk to traps. Traps are great practice girls until you are ready for the real thing

wtf I hate freedom now.

>>30920542
wasnt there some nigger movie versio on this recently?

>>30920542
i dont wanna be on this planet anymore

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>>30945910
>are you me?

>>30936633

It's this guy again, I recognize his posting style.

Muh boomers dindu nuffin

>>30935844

Watch gramps ignore this.