Patch thread: Mithril's Fucked 2 Electric Boogaloo

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>>30916998
far right is okay
About the best in the bunch

But they're all scrunched up like that, too

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>>30916998
>Lets come up with some non anime designs
90s cartoons?

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>>30916998
>>30917027
How do they keep messing up? Between this and OpChan I'm wondering if it'll be ready by Christmas.

Also obligatory.

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That was a fast sample

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>>30917292
Also may go with this sample. Can't find any other noticeable discrepancies

>>30917308
That left arm tho...

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>neet looks at my address
>notices I live directly across from a middle school
>says "Wew lad"

>>30917292
The quality seems lower than the previous tho

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>>30916998
Scouting patches anyone?

>tfw you've not paid your OA dues

>>30917653
the left one looks dope

>>30917059
Do. Mother. Fucking. Want.

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finally got my velcro panel

>>30917318
>have chain link fence around my house to keep the niggers out
>neet bullies me for it

>>30917661
That was the OA conclave... 3 years ago, I think.

Where do you guys get samples?

I want to get one for my fleck

>>30918041
>Where do you guys get samples?

From patch companies after putting down the deposit to have patches made?

>>30917292
YES. I can die happy.

>>30918041
you just gotta look around, pay money, keep scolding them after something goes wrong

>>30917318
Itty bitty big guy small red tent

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801st artwork sample came it, it was a little shit so no update for now.

>>30917653
I've got a bunch of scout shit, sadly don't remember what box they're in and I'm too lazy to unintentionally dox myself with them
>tfw in 100 year old troop club
>also never paid OA dues

>>30918110
what

>>30918198
I know that feel, I need to go find the rest of my patches.

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>>30917140
>>30917214
Hey! Can any of these patches be preordered? I'd like to get one before it runs out.

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>>30918713

>>30918746
Great. Any estimate in when in Aug/September some of those will come out?

>>30918832
last week of august/first week of september unless i get fucky samples

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>go to post office to get me more stamps
>buy em, guy starts handing them over
>notice him grab a shitload of stickers and put them in an envelope along with the rest of my stuff
>hey what're those
>"air mail stamps, you put them on both sides of your mail when you want them to go to the US."
>oh, neat! When did we start doing that?
>"Beats me, but they were here when I started working so...4 years at least"
>wait what
>"Yeah, you need these if you want them to get to the US by plane, it might have to go by ground otherwise."
>oh haha
>walk out
>slowly die inside

where the fuck were these for the last 6 months

>>30918923
No wonder shit took so long.

>>30918923
HAHA OH GEEZ

>>30918923
lol

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>tfw waiting on about 5 packages
Hopefully some come in today. Also: WGW, can you confirm if you are working on the GSC patch? The one with the silhouettes of Rally and May? I want to have one for myself and one sent to my house back in the states so I can get a pic with it and my CZ 75 short rail.

why does the 2hu site have so few patches related to 2hu

>>30919016
Why does Cracker's site have no patches related to crackers?

What should I expect from Kommandostore? I made an order from em today, and live on the east coast. Will the shipping take a while?

And is their shit as good as what's displayed? From what I saw, they had the best STALKER patches that I've seen.

>>30919026
I mean, it's not like I haven't thought about it.

>>30919083
What kind of crackers? Food or white people? Or both?

>>30919064
Quality's been pretty good from what I've got from them so far. Shipping can be a bit iffy, but it usually doesn't take more than a couple of weeks with them

>>30919095
Food, mostly.

GHOST OF RAZGRIZ PATCH WHEN

>>30919064
my chest got to my house 4 days after my order

>>30919141
Whenever he restocks

>>30919126
>>30919144
Well those are some pretty conflicting answers. I don't really care much about quickness anyways. I waited 3 weeks just for my Make America Great Again hat to get here.

Really looking forward to the shit I ordered though. Got a loner STALKER patch, a T-Shirt, and a gorka.

Do they take a long time to restock? I really want the freedom and bandit patches they have. Very nice looking.

>>30919222

I don't know about restock personally, but if you want you can give them a call and ask. They've got a phone number at the top of their website.

>>30918923
REEEEEEEEEE

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What do you guys put your patches on?

I'm an EMT that does a lot of moving around states and I just tend to deck out my back bag with patches from the departments I work with, but my bag got stolen a few weeks ago. I need a new bag but at this point I have like 12 patches I have nothing to do with them.

>Pic related, my favorite patch.

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>>30919403
On stuff

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umm.. NEET, got good news and bad news. Patches came in all fine, but the drawing looked like it got spilled on or something. Was there rain when you were sending out the patches?

>>30919926
>covering the good stuff
C'mon m8

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>>30919926
Neet "hot glued" the envelope shut

>>30919956
>VVMVDRF

Where get?

>>30920008
I posted my NEET pic. So if you get b& I'm right there with you.

>>30920021
woo, ban buddys

>>30919222
They're thieves!!!!!1111

Just kidding, they're pretty good about shipping. If they're a big promotion or new release expect a couple weeks wait. Otherwise it shows up in about a week.

Restocking? Unless it's a rare item on the global market I've never had an issue.

>>30919141
Second this, might do a cheap cosplay with my flight suit and a real patch would be awesome.

>>30919199
Stay tuned.

>>30920548
Same bat channel
Same bat time

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>>30919926
>>30920008
Fug

>>30919956
where get Valkyrie/Angel patch

>>30920618
do you want to talk about it here or over email?

>>30920618
looks like the rifle dynamics angel

>>30920630
send me an email I guess

>>30920630
actually disregard
I can't log into my account for some reason

What's up

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I was looking through my old stuff and found these Ace Combat 5 patches. They were a Gamestop pre-order bonus and came in sets of three. You randomly got the Osea set or the Yuktobania set. The flight stick bundle came with a giant Wardog Squadron patch too. To be honest, they are pretty shit quality and the patches I got from Razgriz Patch Guy are much nicer.

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>>30917760
Nice
>>30919403
my bag, sorry to hear about your backpack

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>>30920919
also like alot of other people i stick my patches on a panel

>>30920703
its just the pic stuff. i guess.

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>>30920919

Thanks mate.

What sucks is there's some nifty patches I'll never be able to recover because they just don't have the same sentimental value.
>EMS Deadhorse, Alaska
>NYPD Patch from that went into the towers
>FDNY Unit Patch that went into the Towers
>EMS Lillyhammer
>Longyearbyne Medical Staff patch
>EMS Moscow
>EMS Vienna
>Black Mountian Interagency Hotshot Crew
>McMurdo Station Antarctic mission patch
>Dad's old USAF patch
>HABU patch that went up with The Sleds
>Patches from the Aussies and NZ Fire Departments
>Russian Smoke Jumper patches

Some bad feels man.
Some real bad feels.
Any of you guys in the Pittsburgh area see a cunt with a canvas pack with a EMS star and that McMurdo patch on the left strap kick his ass for me ;_;
Only thing he got out of it was a fucking jacket, my name tag, a pocket tool and the fuckin bag.

>Sorry for the rant, I'm just bummed

>>30921173
keep an eye on pawn shops/

>>30917027
Are those even worse than the first?

>>30921211

I'm not from the area tragically. I'm visiting this week for a conference and training with a new crew.

>>30921238
better on the stitching, but the folding on the twill is a lot worse

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>>30921173
Some fucking shit bag barracks rat snuck into my room through the shared bathroom I had with my neighbor, and ran off with a K Bar my dad had carried through Grenada and I carried through Iraq.

It was a Father's day present from my sister. Who is dead.

>he couldn't even remember the bitchs' name

Which one fags? Gotta show off how no-guns I am.

https://kommandostore.com/magical-place-mk2-hook-and-loop-backed-patch/

https://kommandostore.com/k-shield-mk2-hook-and-loop-backed-patch/

>>30916998
that's what happens when you don't have good stabilizer

seriously what manufacturer are you using? this is like amateur hour between all the redos for the design and this

>>30921051
nigger just because the mail fucked up you think he's going to send you another pic?

It's a novelty anyway
He doesn't draw it, it's traced, go look up the picture for yourself

>>30921051
email me
I finally got in

>>30921312
they haven't been this bad up until now
Pretty sure they have retards on their production team

>>30921391
shit name fell off

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>>30921294

That's pretty shitty man.

My patches never, you know, had my life depending on them but it was a fucking honor to get picked for some of those jobs, and trading patches with some of those guys just reminds me of them.

I'll never get another patch like my dad's though.
>Pic Related
Dad was a WSO on a F-111F.

>>30919064
I live in chinkaland and their package arrives within 2 weeks, I suppose it'll be way faster if you live in murrica?

>>30921323
i wasn't expecting that. I was just notifying him about it.

>non anime

How about this Buzz Lightyear Star Command insignia? This is the least shitty version i could find.

>>30921504
he still hasn't gotten me my shit and I've waited like 2 weeks

I'm just a little salty that you (whether implied or I took it the wrong way) were complaining about it

>>30921531
>no pic

Yeah that'd be the least shitty

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>>30921531
>>30921564
oh shit my bad.

Spice and Wolf reprint when?

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There must have been a backlog of my mail because when I checked today, there were 6 packages.

>the only thread on /k/ where we can actively post porn and not only does it not get deleted, no one gets banned

What a time to be alive

>>30921653
Oh shit nevermind found it in the pastebin. Sorry.

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>$95.95
>only one patch
>the eyes are uneven
BWAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

>>30921653
2hu, my man

>>30921678
>tacticle

>>30921678
yeah but there's free shipping

>>30921546
soon comrade

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>>30921678

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>>30921678

Wew lad

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any interest?

>>30921755
Is that from system shock 2?

>>30921712
it's ok
not mad at you, just him

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>be NEET
>ask for some non weeb designs
>expecting some cool IRL designs and ideas
>get cartoons and games instead
>mfw

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how about these?

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>>30921820
How about a PGO sight?

There's literally nothing to make patches about that isn't anime or video games.

>>30921778
doom

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>>30921820
I want 40K patches but that's not happening apparently.

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>>30921755
i loves me some doom

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>>30921820
what about TV shows????

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>>30920919
what kind of pack is that?

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what's a good backpack to stitch patches on
OR throw a panel on it to show off my FUCKING awesome obsessions with patches

>>30921755
I'd fucking buy the balls off of that

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>>30920018
soviet power or something like that I forget.
>>30920618
it's a rifle dynamics patch. I threw my rifle like a spear and broke the stock so they sent me a new one and a patch. good company
>>30921840
would buy 2 of them / 10

>>30921959
Not him but I'm pretty sure it's this one

http://www.tacticaltailor.com/urbanoperatorpack.aspx

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>>30921915
There was supposed to be, but I don't know what happened to it. Supposed to be like a /k/-/tg/ thing, but it kind of petered out. Im pretty bummed out by it honestly, there were some cool designs

>>30921959
tactical tailor as the picture says

>>30921966
most patches come with velcro nowadays so you don't have to stitch them on anymore

tad gear, mystery ranch, or any backpack you happen to like. buy some sew-on velcro (4" is generally the widest commonly available) and you can make any pack velcro compatible

>>30921755
peace through superior firepower

>playing Doom 3
>find random box with keypad
>says to go to martianbuddy.com to get code
>can't figure it out
>hey lets look it up online
>type it into the URL line
>fucking works
>website is there with code
>mind blown
>get chaingun way earlier than normal

Berfegd

>>30921991
GW probably happened
GW hates everyone and everything in the name of making money
if they're not the ones making money they don't want it to exist

>>30918198
wtc that AWOOvement?

>>30921820

I'm gonna second the PGO sight I guess?

Or a PSO reticle with Sniper written above it and "cнaйпep" below it.

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>>30921989
>>30921992
thank you!

>>30921976
>look it up
>PVC

Fug
Can't tell if want now

>>30922017
I would punch every one of those stupid fucking birds
The top of the concrete plant at work has a bunch of them and I always throw their eggs down into the sand or rock piles when I see them

Fucking nasty bastards

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>>30922053
personally I love PVC patches. they don't get torn up by thorns.

>>30922080
>cancerous weeaboo generalshitter

Can you please stay the fuck in your containment thread?
There is no reason for you to even be tripping here

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>>30921996
I know that's the most likely scenario. GW is such a shit company, as far as merchandising goes, and even worse with litigation of fan projects. Which is absurd, since the entire point of the game is player choice and customization.

So instead of cool regiment patches, t shirts with faction logos on them, and such, we get to enjoy another 500 page book about a literal Demi God crying about his daddy issues by some "literally who?" author. Boggles the mind.
>pic related, Elysian drop troop patch, my personal favorite that we'll never see

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>>30922053
Literally rats with wings bruv

>>30922121
There's a shit ton of them now and I need to just kill them off, but alas, felony charges are a bitch

Boss would probably let me, but I don't need someone calling the cops and getting caught

>>30922111
never say never
although I wouldn't be making a bunch of them, just some small run on my machine

>>30921959
its a tactical tailor urban operator

>>30922111
I feel like of more of them were made like that, very vague and very, "no way man, that's just some bullshit thing 4chan made up, not your precious IP," then it could be gotten away with. It'd just be hard to market them that way.

>>30922053
oh neet you always make me laugh
I love you

>>30922127
I had a buddy who had so many at one point when he was a kid, his dad sent him and his brother out with kitchen knives.


He said they killed like a dozen before the rest got wise and flew off.

>nervouslaughter.jpg

>>30922135
do what NEET suggested
Mystery patch on a website and only know about it here
If you get multiple designs, make people put it in the comments

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>>30922145
Oh, and he told that story like it was the most normal thing in the world, a 7 and a 10 year old stabbing pigeons on a stoop.

>>30922127
don't fucking post like you're me, you douche
I don't have fucking felony charges what the fuck

>>30922121
I do need to kill them though

>>30922145
>kitchen knives

Dude, thats...dark

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>>30922159
>don't fucking post like you're me, you douche

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>>30922129
That would make a simple fa/tg/uy /k/ommando extremely happy.
>>30922149
Unfortunately, I have neither the time, capital, or know how.
>tfw both you and your wife are in school and working full time
On the plus side when we're home at the same time we pretty much just watch Netflix and fuck like rabbits. Which is only about once a week once school starts.
>>30922159
He was totally normal, aside from weird little stories like that. Great guy really, hell of a SAW gunner too. Had an extra row of teeth up top, which is worth noting I reckon.

>>30922183
>wife
>in school

anon, I...

>>30922111
I just want chapter and legion patches ;-;

>>30922268
for a company that loves money so much they are missing a very easy opportunity

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>>30922202
>every one in college is the same age
Nigger I'm 28, she's 24. This is her last year and I'm in my 3rd year. She realized she hates nursing and has always wanted to be a teacher, so she went back to school, and talked my lazy ass into using my GI bill so I can get a real job
>went to that website where you put your MOS in and it gives you job suggestions
>all I got was bulldozer operator, despite having never even been around a bulldozer in my entire career
You'd think an Army made website would know the difference between types of Engineers.

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>>30922275
MASSIVELY
I'd pay up to 15 bucks for pic related if it was velcro backed.

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>>30922302
Yiff in hell, furfag

>>30922302
>not space niggas with twin link meltas

>>30921951
Do want

>>30921951
Why are all of your images always so fucking BIG? Seriously, I'm curious, you're always posting stuff that has gigantic resolutions.

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>>30922300
operators make good money, tho

>>30922308
>using my OC

>>30922361
scales down better when you go to print it
smoother edges

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>>30922308
Fuck off
>>30922318
Salamanders bro tier

>>30922361
better for manufacturer to mess with because its big and high res, i do around 300 ppi and 3000x3000. basically what >>30922384 said

>>30922384
I just meant in general he always seems to post big ass pictures, not just his patches.
>>30922399
>Fuck off
Woah there bud, getting a little hostile over an ancient /tg/ meme? What's up with that?

>>30922437
>post big ass pictures
i want to melt your computer

>>30922433
Looking back over the thread I'm guessing you just have a halfway decent camera. All the rest of the images are indeed patches.

Requesting more png's of patches!

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>>30922459
save for like 2 reaction images kek

>>30922468
YOU GOT IT

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>>30922468

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>>30922468
more?

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>>30922468
more! thats it for now

>>30922484
that is a cute grenade
Would be cool to have a real grenade with that on it

>>30922474
>>30922484
>>30922489
>>30922494
im right here and saving like a madman!

would appreciate more though!

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>>30922506
buy a dummy grenade and paint it yo! ill give you two shiny nickles if you do.

>>30922513
ya just want them to have them?

>>30922521
>all the cheap places are sold out

Cucked

>>30922535
http://www.armysurplusworld.com/product.asp?productID=42765

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>>30922521
That fucking patch made my dick so hard I'm scared to look at it, I'm afraid it split like a hotdog.

what do you guys do with patches /k/

>>30922542
how did I miss that one

>>30922558
put em on walls like >>30917760 >>30918198 >>30919014 >>30919956 >>30920928 >>30921627 or gear like >>30919490 >>30920919 >>30922080

>>30922558
see
>>30917760
>>30919014
>>30919956
>>30920919
>>30920928
>>30921627
wear em, collect em

>>30922571
fuck i should of looked
thanks anon

i didnt think id be into guns and military shit but this is great

>>30922474
>>30922484
>>30922489
>>30922494
Is anyone making these?

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>>30922578
>i didnt think id be into guns and military shit but this is great

>>30922599
is /k/ mostly libertarians and ex military?

>>30922542
>$9.88 shipping
HUEGHH

>>30922578
ye dude, theyre little pieces of art

>>30922592
bow is going into a larger piece, thats just a little part i made for it
NPS yes aug/sep
cute nade, possibly
seishou S, also possibly

>>30922610
I NEED THEM ALL

>>30922609
>is /k/ mostly libertarians

Not anymore
After the Lolbertarians outted themselves as shitbags, everyone here (hopefully) has gone right wing independent

as for military, no

Lots of people who just like guns and stuff
Has a lot to do with an attraction to power

>like tall and muscular women
>like guns and weapons
>like trucks and manual transmissions

I've learned it's all an attraction to control and power
Luckily I have the moral fortitude to keep it in check and not lord it over others

>>30922610
>$10.19 for me

wew lad

I can't tell if I'd want the cute nade as PVC or embroidery
Just seems so smooth and shiny that it would work best on PVC

>>30922609
It's just a meme bro, enjoy your stay.

>>30922634
>like tall and muscular women
oh shit son you called it
>like trucks and manual transmissions
i like muscle cars but i cant afford insurance on a v8 so i shit you not im getting a 2006 v6 mustang, ik im a fag

also what exactly happened with the libertarians? I would of thought /k/ would love ron paul

>>30922642
I like muscle cars as well
Forgot to add them in

>also what exactly happened with the libertarians?

They like Clinton and Obama, picked a VP who isn't a libertarian by any means, and are just a bunch of faggoty dudeweedlmaos

Ron Paul was pretty cool tho

>>30922609
>libertarians
No, as >>30922634 pointed out they're anti gun shitbags. There's a fairly small yet extremely vocal /pol/ community here, so if you see a thread start getting political or racial you just bail the fuck out and find something else to talk about, it goes full retard pretty quickly.
>ex military
I am personally, and there seems to be a good bit of other veterans on /k/ as well, but it doesn't really mean much or come up very often aside from anecdotes.

People just like guns, militaria, and the history and strategic applications of war, and generally come here to talk about it. Some fascinating stuff gets discussed here sometimes honestly.
>>30922634
>like tall muscular women
I like short muscular women better t b h. Something about a hyper fit short stack is the greatest, dem thighs, umf.

>>30922650
Yeah, good point anon.
The current party sucks.
Gary Johnson doesn't really carry the message well.

>>30922669
sounds good anon
maybe ill start getting into war shit too
i see myself as a WW2 or Vietnam fan but thats probably some cliche shit

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>>30922669
>I like short muscular women better t b h.

I like tall women in general, but also muscular women

They tend to be built bigger and fitter/thiccer

saw a girl at the bar once who was bent over it waiting for the waiter and her ass was about stomach height on me (5'11") and was wearing cut off jean booty shorts
The nicest most toned thighs you've EVER seen
Do you know when you look at a really fat chunk of turkey or chicken?
And you think, damn that's fucking nice, I'm going to dig into that
That's those legs

She was also super qt
Then her 6' 8" or better bf showed up

Never been close to murdering and raping someone in my entire life

>>30922669
>hyper fit short stack
>>30922642
>>30922642
>like tall and muscular women

YES

>>30922686
Negroid everybody likes WWII and Vietnam shit. Hell I'm reading Citizen Soldiers as we speak.

Just follow normal 4chin protocol, lurk and whatnot

>>30922736
yeah but have they seen saving private ryan and apolpcyse now anon?
didnt fucking think so

>Hell I'm reading Citizen Soldiers as we speak.
no way dude, have you also read tsun tzu art of war
sick

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>>30922558
Like our lord emperor Trump commands

WALL
A
L
L


Also someone soon is gonna post the FAL patch idea and I am still campaigning for right hand girl

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>>30922763

>>30922779
oh shit so can you just make a image and a website makes the patches for you

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>>30922785

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>>30922779
>grill

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>>30922785

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>>30922785
yea... i plan on getting that made... go to bed buddy, you may have had a little too much to drink tonight

>>30922799
>>30922792
my thought was that you could commission a patch
how fuck dumb am i anon

>>30922802
you can pay to have them made 100 at a time
If you had just 1 made it'd cost about $80 unless you go to Mutinyshop

>>30922835
i should probably stick to video games but ill probably end up lurking this shit until i buy an oversized hand gun

>>30922801
i had 1-2 shots 8 hours ago
good night /k/ youve been nice

>>30922802
if you can find someone random with an embroidery machine you could commission them but the amount of work that goes into an embroidered patch is not going to be worth it unless they charge some cash. it's not just "insert art, make patch." the person operating the machine has to program the embroidery machine how to lay down the thread which can take some time depending on the complexity of the design. they then have to make a sample and run it by you to see if you approve. if something is off, then they have to go back and reprogram.

>>30922835
>Mutinyshop
I thought they were shit?

>>30922919
?

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>>30921991
>>30921996
>>30922111
I made these designs.
The guy who wanted to produce them went silent suddenly. He probably was killed by GW.

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>>30922111
By the way, this was the final version.

>>30922669
>anti gun shitbags
butthatswhereyourefuckingwrong.jpg

Seeing as we have people pushing to repeal every gun law, candidates wanting to abolish ATF and making jokes about wanting gays to defend marijuana with fully auto guns...I feel you have an uneducated opinion.

>inb4 GJ/Weld

>>30922634
>shitbags
>talking shit about the philosophy with the strongest progun platform

>>30923911
why wouldn't just making one run of it not work? even if you get a C&D its just the one run. Obviously it would only go up as a listing on the sellers site once they were received to avoid the GW lawyers.

>>30922521
fuckinghot/10

>>30917318
>Trump patch and Rhodesia patch
My nigga

>>30922634
>Tfw like guns and weapons
>Like short cute girls with short hair
>Not a fan of trucks and can't drive a stick
>Identify as a libertarian
>Progun as fuck
>Support fag marriage
>Think Gary Johnson is a terrible choice

IM BREAKING YOUR STEREOTYPES NUGGER

I just registered as a Libertarian, but I think I am more in the traditional sense of the word
>pro choice
>pro gun
>pro gay
>pro (light) drugs
>anti taxes
>affordable care act is ridiculous

Liking tall, muscular girls for me isn't about power or anything like that, I just like that they are in good shape and capable. It's attractive as hell.

manual tranny a best too

>>30922797
Where to get senpai?

>>30924592
http://allbakeliteeverything.bigcartel.com

He's also selling them on AKFiles for a little less.

http://www.akfiles.com/forums/showthread.php?t=263834

>>30922521
Do it, boi

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>>30924716
sweet, thanks anon

>>30917059
>>30917739
Seconded

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>>30917308
What's the deal with the left arm? Might aswell hide it behind the loli.

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>>30917308
>>30917315
>>30925248
Am I the only one here who sees the position of the left arm for what it is?

It looks fine to me.

>>30922919
Vinyl and yes, but they do $8 single run patches so meh

>>30924174
Because it sucks to lose $250

>>30924452
are you me?

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>>30924452
You don't have an attraction to power then
You have an attraction to having shit taste

>>30924501
>capable
That is the attraction to power tho
You like that she's not helpless

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As stupid as the show's drama is, I'm kind of surprised Rooster Teeth hasn't made Project Freelancer or Charon Industries patches.

>>30924917
>>30924716
>aaaaaaaand im fucked
>"Sorry, "KALASH" Trefoil Design Patch does not ship to (your country)."

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>>30925438

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Found all, or at least most, of my scout patches

>>30925425
Your opinion is trash :^)

>>30925498
Damn, I can't read your CSPs and I can't find anything on the contingent troops from 2010.

>anime designs
I swear to god you man children are fucking fags. Kill yourselves

>>30925498
>>30925558
Never mind, found it. Nashville, huh? Were you able to get to 2013?

>>30924174
I wonder why GW doesn't seem to care about stuff on Etsy.

Fuck, I've been away from /k/ for ages and missed out on the Galm patch.

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>>30921991
>Not having the two side daggers snapped off

>>30925498
Damn dude that's rad!

>>30925572
Nah, I'm good thanks

>>30925635
Because its artisan (kek idk)

>>30925714
Galm?

>>30921996
I would love some decent Chaos patches. Especially Slannesh or Tzeentch.

And while on the subject of chaos, I'd love a Sacred Chao or any Discordian patch.

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Left arm looks fixed now Everything looks in order

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Also def an improvement from the previous sample. Except for that crooked mouth

>>30922484
Gib

>>30922634
Cute nade looks like it will be PVC

>>30926145
Looks about the same as the original patch, save for a few differences.

>>30926157
Gimmie

>>30926217
forgot my name

>>30926249
Eww pvc. How come? Price?

>>30926272
PVC is more expensive, its because i want it to be able to keep the clean lines n shit

>>30923842
>He probably was killed by GW
Kek

>>30921173
>>30921173
>>EMS Lillyhammer
>>EMS Deadhorse, Alaska
>>Longyearbyne Medical Staff patch
>>EMS Moscow
>>Black Mountian Interagency Hotshot Crew
>>McMurdo Station Antarctic mission patch


So are you, like, a professional iceman or something? Because those are super cool but damn dude.

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>>30926217

May be the first PVC patch I buy.

>>30925590
I'm in Cookeville TN, I only went to the 2010 Jambo. But it was a blast

>>30927178
fukkin sweet!

>>30918851
start the sampling now m8.
and get enough this time.
and flawless seishou academy school patch this time.
plox.

>>30927334
im talking with folk on getting them made, seishou was fixed

A long time ago i saw someone had an embroidered Haley Strategic dragonfly patch. Theres only PVC now, where can i get this unobtanium?

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>>30927362

>>30921835
I would succ for hiigara or 3 somtaaw

Omg

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Would anyone be interested in a brock sampson patch? Or a venture bros theme patches?

>>30927145
Kind if
The Vienna, Moscow and Lillyhammer patches are trades.
I'm kind of an iceman. Artic/cold weather rescue specialist technically, spend a lot of time going state to state and jumping countries to help train or wherever work is.

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Inspired by the Horus Heresy book of the same name.

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>>30927178
>tfw your username for everything since you were 12 has "Sloth" in the name and you're as comfortable being called Sloth as you are your actual name
10/10 would buy/suck dick for/need

>>30918198
Where did you get the rock or something patch?

>>30928418
2hu check pastebin

>>30927599
>They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marinesand they shall know no fear.
As old as 40K itself my man, it's actually the name of one of the special rules for Space Marine units in the tabletop that keeps them from fleeing in close combat. That's why the author chose it as a title, it extremely iconic.
>Horus Heresy books
I really tried to like them, I really did. But the quality and style is all over the place, and it reads poorly as the epic Space Opera it's supposed to be, coming off more like a Soap Opera.

I'm not a "BL is shit and you're shit for liking them," kind of guy, Gaunts Ghost's is one of my favorite long running series, and the Eisenhorn and Ravenor trilogies are beyond fantastic, Abnett is a great writer. The Ciaphas Cain series is great too, Space Wolves is alright, but the writing is a little shaky.

I just wish they'd left the Heresy more mysterious and up to the fans' imaginations, with the little snippets we get from ancient Dreadnaughts and Chaos Champions sprinkled into their respective codex and novels. It was more fun that way honestly.

>>30928897
I'm aware of the crunch and fluff.
>HH books
Some are thunderingly mediocre. However ADB, Dan Abnett, and a few others are awesome writers.
>gaunts ghosts
I'm planning on getting those soon.
>leave the fluff more open to interpretation
I prefer it to be well defined but that's just my two cents.

>>30917653
my dad is Eagle Scout, never let me join though. I used to score him all the Scouting stuff that came through the thrift shop my buddy had a scam out of, and i would "volunteer" to help loot the place of goodies. i had gotten him like 2 of those popcorn tins of scouting patches one weekend since it was about the only thing outside of car stuff he liked, and his ass sold them all on craigslist (i showed him how to scam bitches on there) to get high.

>>30929125
kill yourself my man

>>30929118
The few outstanding authors makes the mediocrity stand out even worse, is the issue as I see it. The Alpha Legion book was fantastic on all accounts, for example, but the Outcast Dead is boring and, well, bad.

Fulgrim and Know No Fear were great though, Prospero Burns had the potential and was written extremely well, but focusing so hard on the Wolf aspect of the Space Wolves, and the "EMPRAHS EXECUSHIONRRS" left a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths, including mine. I have always been a huge Space Wolf fan, and kind of pine for the, "Vikings, but in Space," that they used to be.

If you like Abnett though, definitely check out the Ghosts series, and do yourself a favor and read the Eisenhorn omnibus at least.

GG is infantry as fuck, and really where Abnett developed that wonderful "crunchy" style of writing he has. Eisenhorn is pulp detective, mixed with Lovecraft, thrown in with some extremely nice slice of life bits that give an interesting look at the Imperium.

The Ravenor trilogy is superior, in my opinion, but you really need to read Eisenhorn to appreciate it.

Clownpiece patch when

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>>30929799
do it

>>30929424
I'll look into thanks
>>30929799
>>30929882
GIB

>>30930048
Forgot name herpa derp

>>30929882
>>30930048
I'm no good with graphic design, but, perhaps it could say IT'S LUNATIC TIME on it somewhere?

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>>30922484
i need this

>>30922484
My little grenade can't be this cute.

>>30927572

That's bretty badass.

What was Dead horse like? What shit did you do in the Antarctic?

Just like, what's living at the end of the world like that like?

>>30921656
It's not porn, it's art

>>30927189
YO, COOKEVILLE HERE TOO WTF

>>30930639
AYY MANG WASUP

Do any of you patch guys make any money off of this, or is it just labor of love?

>>30931281
labor of love <3

>>30931281
most of the money goes right back into patch designs

There might be a payout one day

>one day

>>30931335
>>30931312
>tfw juggling numbers to try and see if it can be done
It's a curse and you know it.

>>30931335
>>30931312
What are the biggest roadblocks you guys have run in to in the process of patch vending?

>>30931365
time

>>30931335
>There might be a payout one day
Try to sell in japan. The airsoft market there over payed for WGW patches a while back

>>30931281
>Do any of you patch guys make any money off of this,
I wish.

>>30931365
money

>>30931281
Labor of love. I do it because I enjoy working directly with the /k/ommunity and chatting with other /k/ommrades about stuff. And it's cool when someone puts one of my stickers on their humvee or wears their patch to the gun range.

The money also helps fund the free and nonfree /k/ events I host. It's definitely not enough to be a sole income any time soon, but every little bit certainly helps.

>>30931417
I don't really care about making it a business so dealer orders like that hold no interest to me

I am working with them on Mithril, though

>>30931435
and this is the eternal cycle
If you have the money, you have no time, and if you have the time, you have no money

>>30931441
>The money also helps fund the free and nonfree /k/ events I host

>every
>single
>time
>he
>posts

>>30931476
I was answering his question >>30931281

>>30931495
while I suppose you can make that argument in this case, you post it literally every time you post here

This isn't the time or place to go advertising your meetups

>>30931514
>you post it literally every time you post here

I acknowledge that I talk it from time to time, but more often than not those conversations are me replying to someone else, rather than starting the topic myself.

I haven't even posted a NuggetFest thread since the last event the first weekend of June and I don't post Arkadia Ranch threads because they're not free events and that WOULD be blatant advertising. (Even though a lot of anons have suggested I make threads to raise awareness, I've declined.)

If you don't mind my asking, what about it bothers you? Feedback might help me find a way to do what I do while triggering less people.

>>30931573
>but more often than not those conversations are me replying to someone else, rather than starting the topic myself.

Just because you're replying to someone does not automatically give you license to include the advertisement in the post

>I haven't even posted a NuggetFest thread since

I don't care if you do or don't post threads where you talk about exclusively that
Go for it
That's what those threads are for
Patch threads are for patches, not meetups

>If you don't mind my asking, what about it bothers you?

See the last sentence above

what are those blankets that people put patches on?
what material is it, felt?

>>30931595

Jesus christ you fucking autist go cry alone

>>30931595
Oh I gotcha now. There's a wide variety of autism on the website so it's very difficult at times to distinguish an actual criticism from baseless anger and hate. I see what you're saying and you have a point.

Noted.

>>30931641
felt, car carpeting, patch walls, velcro, etc

>>30931651
wow thanks for the fast reply

>>30931657
>thanking for replies

>>>/whateverforumyou'refrom/

>>30931641
pastebin has an amazon link to a velcro wall panel

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quick, shitty mockup of an idea I had a while ago. gimme some feedback niggas

>>30931715
that fire wont embroider well

>>30931476
>>30931514
>>30931595
Shut the fuck up already you angsty whiny cancerous shit head.
>>30931715
I like it.

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>>30931739
gotchu senpai

>>30930361

Really isn't the thread to be shitting up but

>What was Deadhorse like?
Cold. Deadhorse is actually part of a regional Dept. Of Public Saftey sector, EMS section 6A, and is part of a patrol route of nothingness. I was on the route August to March. Deadhorse calls were mostly respiratory issues, Cardio, and frostbite. The station there consisted of two nurses and a PA, plus a few MAs. They could handle basic stuff and emergency stuff in a pinch but if shit went south it was hospital time.
It was super weird being up there. I was able to kild of just look out and be like "Yeah, this is the end of the world." You get the impression of nothingness up there.

>What shit did you do in Antarctica?
Fire fighting.
Mostly froze my ass off while jerking off inside a sleeping bag enjoying some sweet sweet high-speed sat. Internet.
And also medical things. About 1,200 personnel at the time, we did a lot of drills for things that never happened, but chiefly I filled the role of a kind of pseudo-nurse/medical staff.
It was an environment where there was no warmth. The warmest it was was a balmy 4 degrees F. I only wore one jacket that day!
>What's living at the end of the world like?
Calming.
It put what was basically the very troubled mind of what was a very turbulent young man at ease.
I'm still young but it was needed. I loved every second of it and would go back in an instant.
Even though it's gone that mission patch is one of my favorites and will always be.

>Sorry to shit up the thread lads

>>30931739
What about laser printing?
>>30931830
>a balmy 4 degrees F
That sounds fucking awesome.
>I live in Texas where the sun is an asshole

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>>30931821
better what about a fluffy, orange, wide, cloud like the pic?

>>30931856
>What about laser printing?
no idea

>I live in Texas where the sun is an asshole
triple digit heat and i have to sell autumn stuff at work, fuck my ass

>>30931830
patch stories are thread relevant and are better to read than the shilling that these patchkikes do usually

>>30931872
>i have to sell autumn stuff at work
Good fucking luck m8

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>>30931916
>babbys first b8

How high are the costs one should expect for 50 patches that are as complex as, for example Mithril?

>>30931856
>>I live in Texas where the sun is an asshole

I can relate to that.
By preference im a Snowman. I kind of branded myself an "extreme environment" rescue guy for awhile.
>Hotshot crews
>Smoke Jumpers
>Australians
>Polar patrol routes
Shit like that.
One summer in Australia with those mad Cunts was more than enough heat for a lifetime, but noooooooooo, I went and worked in the Great basin region for a summer right after that.
>Again, if anyone in Pittsburgh, PA area sees a cuck with a McMurdo FD patch and an EMS star (EMS New Orleans) on the left strap kick his ass for me

>>30931916
Should I share another or is that just cancerous?

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>>30931830
>>30931856
>>30931872
>88 degrees
>75% humidity
>sitting over a fucking oven of an engine block
>no AC

A-at least I have wing windows ;_;

I'm not cut out for this shit
Gib -20 and I'll be fine

>>30931972
complexity in general doesn't really affect cost unless you're doing something extravagant like multiple materials or some shit
50 patches depending on where you're buying from would probably be $3-6 a unit (but I'm just guessing because I get stuff en masse and it's $1 a patch)

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>>30931981
more!

>>30931972
different places have different prices, some minimum of 10, some minimum of 100

>>30931983
pic related

>>30931972
Put your design into a patch company and get a quote

These guys won't give out their cost because people get asshurt

>>30932003
Who gets asshurt?

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>>30931997
>drive 1 hour to work yesterday
>hey you get to drive 4 hours one way and 3 hours back today
>I...what
>have fun
>k
>get call halfway there
>hey want to come in from 1-9 all week and then Saturday to make up for missed hours today
>uh why
>we're going to have you drive truck so you can have some behind the wheel time after the other guys go home
>k
>come in today
>Hop in
>uh what for
>I'm dumping this load and you get to drive back
>haven't driven truck in like a month short of the one time I drove the truck to get my CDL which was tiny in comparison
>uh, fug
>get back
>alright you've got the hang of it, you're on your own
>mfw

At least I wasn't sweating my balls off in the shop today

>>30931983
Summer sucks. I need it win the lotto so I can build a /k/ompound or fortress in Alaska.
>>30932024
People who want bitch about anything "not weapons related" or bitch about someone making money because they're an angry poorfag.

>>30932024
anons who think patchgoys should sell at cost

>pay $.50 for patch
>charge $10

You can see where people would get salty I'm sure

>>30932003
you have to figure that their cost is about the same as other places costs so if you buy 100-200 at once it's $1.50-2 a patch

it's a not-really-a-secret secret

>>30932087
not the point
anyone can figure out what these guys costs are by simply taking the idea pic posted here and submitting it for a quote
It's the idea of confirmation

>>30932064
sounds WONDERFUL