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personal experiences, soccermom screencaps, pastas, whatever makes you laugh.
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this ones pretty funny
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>>30916671

Hurr durr liberals genius conservatives DUMB

Yes I'm mad
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>>30916531
>>30916671
Wow guys nice memes, great thread.
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>>30916671
WV here pretty true. Most only know street smart kinda stuff
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>>30916671
I'm from Texas and I was certain we were going to be on the bottom 10
I guess all our jobs bring in smart people
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>>30916671
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oklahoma
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>>30916531
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>>30916531
Wat. No one said "hey... those are drill bits"? Maybe all the men she knows never seen or used a drill before.
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>>30917669
are you retarded
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>>30917771

Are you? They are drill bits, homie.
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>>30917669
Oh I'm sure she's been drilled plenty enough
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>>30916531
My brother really tries to impress his beer brewing buddies.

on his birthday i went by his house to spend some time with him while he brewed.

his doctor buddy was there and started talking about how people only own guns because they wanted to kill people.

I started to go off on the dude but realized i didnt want to fuck up my bros birthday so just told him "no, thats not why we own guns."

the really annoying problem is that my brother agreed with him even though my brother grew up hunting and doing turkey shoots.

He has turned into a real puss with his wife. he isnt allowed to have the shotgun are uncle gave to him when he was a kid. Even now when my uncle has died his wife told him she didnt want one in her house even though they both own equal parts of it.

So i have taken claim of it til he gets his shit in order. He might be able to own a pistol in the near future.

I know everyone is going to call my bro a cuck and he kind of is because his girl friend cheated on him and he still took her back. The really annoying part that pisses me off is my brother convinced her to have their son circumcised but when the time came she threw a fit and started crying. now my nephew has a goofy dick.
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>>30916671
>Having a degree means you're intelligent
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>>30916531
>liberall
Call commies 'liberalls' one more time, I dare you, motherfucker.
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>>30917669
Telling her what they are would be "mansplaining", so she's not only going to refuse to listen but will most likely block you for trying.
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>>30916671
Thanks, I need more fodder for my liberal retardation folder.

Pic related, it's nanny state liberals.
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>>30917861
> chopping off part of someone else's dick

> being smart

choose one
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>>30917861
I'm sorry for your loss
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>>30917943
>literally because of people who vote Democrat

kys slowly.
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>>30917861
That sounds almost like my older brother
Except hes extremely edgy
At the same time can't keep his feelings to himself
Got hardcore emotionally invested into a online relationship
She eventually got pregnant with her "ex"
He can't take criticism at all but how has no problem sperging out at someone
Just damn man
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>>30917825
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>>30917986
I would rather have a little taken off the top when i will have no memory of it then get a infection and have to have it removed when im 50 like my friends dad.
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>>30917825
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>>30917861
I'm sorry she didn't allow them to mutilate her sons penis :)
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>>30917861
NO girl cares at all. Im circumcised but I've talked to my female friends at school and they've all told me the same thing verbatim- they don't like what any dick looks like. The aesthetic is not what's important to them. Also apparently you lose a bit of feeling with circumcision. I don't think it's too severe but still. I'm really not sure if my child (if I ever had one) will be.
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>>30918098

Or you could, y'know, wash
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>>30918106
>>30918114
you need to see this >>30918098
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>>30917861
And yet another thread derailed by circumcision arguments.
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>>30918203
Cutfags vs uncutfags is the timeless debate
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>>30918203
well it's a bunch of shit if you ask me. it used to be only a jewish thing before christopher rmagellan circumsized the world in 1533
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>>30917861
>my brother convinced her to have their son circumcised
>Now my nephew has a goofy dick
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>30917943
>people who vote blue pay more in taxes

Color me surprised.
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>>30916723
WV doesn't have streets
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>>30918114
Actually the majority of women's opinions I've heard on the subject are that they would run screaming at the sight of an uncircumcised dick, because of hygiene concern
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>>30917943
That's due to the military. Once you factor out military spending going to those states, that ratio flips.
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>>30916531
That one was fake tho.
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>>30916671

ayyyyyy Maryland lmao xDDD
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>>30918256
actually my mom isnt jewish but she is christian and very studios of the traditions and practices of the of the old testament. I think i asked her once if she would kill me if god told her so, her answer was vague.
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>>30919661
This. I remember one that was going around that was saying North Dakota received more federal dollars per capita than any other state, and herp derp all federal spending is welfare. Seeing as how the state has 1/3 the population of the Minneapolis metro area, this was a shocker. Do a little research, and realize its basically all going to "national security" (aka Minuteman silos) and Indian Affairs.
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>>30917824
They are screw driver bits you moran.
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>>30916671
>did you pay to be indoctrinated by maxists or not, and how they voted
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>>30917861
very subtle bait there, anon. they might not see it for what it is, but i do
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>>30920219
I promise its not bait.

his son didnt get circumcised and his old girlfriend not his wife(i didnt make that clear) cheated on him with a black guy then told him, he took her back with in the month.
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>>30920005
They can be used with a drill my dude
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>>30921305
But can't be used to drill
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>>30918098

Controlling for the variable of actually taking baths/showers regularly, the only real additional risk to not being circumcised is an ever-so-slight hypothetical reduction in the chance of developing penile cancer.

Because there is literally less dick cells that you will have after the fact.

>le but it looks weird.

Literally only Jews, Muslims, and a shrinking number of Americans think this.

It's a 19th century meme started by the guy who started the Kellogg cereal company because the thought it would reduce masturbation rates.

Alternative medical "benefits" and the scope of them was the argument that peaked in the mid 20th century, when modern medical science was so advanced and uncorrupted it couldn't quite be convinced that cigarettes were a health issue.

The growing medical consensus, especially within the WHO rather than the CDC, is that circumcision is largely irrelevant as a health procedure if you know how to be fucking hygienic.
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>>30916671
>democrats are smarter at fucking up this country
>stop the presses
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>>30921353
u doant kno taht i kan nigr rig wut i wunt
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>>30921470
i dont care, i know why it began, i know the points and i dont care. Any dick that doesnt resemble mine is a goofy dick.
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>>30917824
no, those are called DRIVER bits.

Yes they can be used in a drill but the name "drill bit" is reserved for rotary bits that drill through things.
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>>30921470
oh my listen to the heathen go on about his skin flap and why every baby should keep theirs and grow up to be like him!

i bet you support abortion, though, right?
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>>30921353
I once accidentally drilled through a hard drive with a Phillips head screw bit. Fite me.
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>>30921657
there is literally nothing wrong with abortion
it primarily kills black babies, keeping them out of our hair in the future
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>>30918098
Or you could take a shower. And wash it with soap. Like a functional human being.

Living with a foreskin is not difficult, all you need to remember are three basic rules.
1) Pull it back when you piss
2) Pull it before you put on a condom
3) Your dick is part of you, wash it when you wash you.
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>>30919255
>implying WV is libertarian
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>>30919661
Yep, New Mexico has the labs too...
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>>30918098
Nigga I live in Europe and NOBODY has infections and the only people who are circumcised are jews and people who suffered from constantly-returning phimosis
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>>30921657
Why wouldn't you?
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>>30921657
Christians don't do circumcision.
Jews and Muslims do. And Americans, but that's beyond the point.
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>>30921875
right, because everyone with problems with their genitalia clips a sign on their shirt that says "I HAB DIK/BAGINA INFECTION"

kek. enjoy your cock flap then, friendo
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>>30921889
So how do you knew your uncle had genital infection?

If you wash your dick you don't have any problems with it.
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>>30921883
christians do put blade to dick.
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>>30921899
>if you wash your dick you don't have any problems with it.
tell that to my friends kid who had his circumcision at 9 years old because of an infection.

or my filipinos buddies dad.
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You retards argue over everything
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>>30922032
Dunno man, nobody ever had those problems in my family. And as I've said - none of us are circumcised outside of one guy who had phimosis.

Either way removing it just in case has only little more sense than removing appendix on birth, which is something nobody does and nobody even thinks of doing.
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>>30922062

>a thread with such potential
>stories of cucks and soccer mom confrontations
>great laughs for the night
>ruined by a very subtle inclusion of circumcision at the very end of a post

God dammit
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>>30922032
>9 years old
>male
>bothering to into hygiene
Wash yo dick, you won't have any problems with it. Wash behind yo ears too.
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none this relates to weapons you're all retards and I'm a fag
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>>30916671
Virginia here.

I went to the University of Texas and UVA for grad and voted for Romney, guess I better kill myself.
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>>30917861
Is this the plot of Chalupa Batman's circumcision episode from The League?
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>>30922099
Thats what happens when people like to mutilate dicks and then make him have a smaller dick than they could of
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>>30922016
>christians do put blade to dick.

Most American ones do, but that's more of an American thing than something specific to Christians.
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>>30917926
Damn i though "microaggression" was retarded as fuck, now there's mansplaining?
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Can we go back to liberal retardation?
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>>30921470
This is 100% true.
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>ITT: Liberals shitpost /k/
>>/pol/
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>>30916671
>degree in underwater basket weaving
>educated

Pick one.
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>>30916671
lol knew that would bring in the storm

jokes aside I like to think most liberal/republicans don't really embody all the stupid cliches we always hear. Be it a retarded sjw wants to ban all guns libtard or a redneck uneducated shooting guns in the street cowboy republitard
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>>30916671
I'm from Massachusetts and I'm fucking stupid. Your stats are way off.
A lot of people I know here are fucking idiots too.
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>>30917669
They're probably black men, so they wouldn't have seen any in work experience.
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>>30917861
your 'brother',
nice try cuck
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>>30918278
Im in fucking tears. Thank you
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>>30919462
They're full of shit too.

By the time a woman sees your dick she wants it in her, unless you're going around and flashing your pud at chicks or sending dick pics in some autistic attempt to get laid. I don't care how many of them have said that shit to you, they're fucking lying and most of them are probably saying that shit because that's what their friends have said and they don't want to be perceived as weird.
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>>30916671
That doesn't say what kind of college degree they have, it could be a degree majoring in gender studies with a minor in underwater basketweaving for all we know.

>>30922682 knows what's up.
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>Americans ITT trying to justify having a muslim dick
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ITT: Anti-circumcision and other lecherous degeneracy.
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>>30922016
>christians do put blade to dick.
"Mark my words! I, Paul, tell you that if you let yourselves be circumcised, Christ will be of no value to you at all."

"Watch out for those dogs, those evildoers, those mutilators of the flesh. For it is we who are the circumcision, we who serve God by his Spirit, who boast in Christ Jesus, and who put no confidence in the flesh [...]"

- Paul of Tarsus.
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>>30917825
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>>30916671
Why the fuck would they use "residents over 25 years of age with a college degree"? Why not all residents with a college degree? It's more of an indication of wealth than anything else.
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>>30917899
So much this lmao
t.DMD who found out that anyone with a head on his shoulders in entitled to a degree.
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>>30922032
>9 year old

Kid stuck his finger up his ass and then up under his foreskin, or something like that, I guarantee.
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>>30921353
Challenge accepted
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>>30923103
BULL SHIT
Saul pushed the jew crap into Christianity.
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>>30922327
Start reading up on intersectionallity and stand-point theory
Then weep for mankind
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>>30923384
Different anon.
>tfw I know what that is already
We're doomed and we never even got to Mars ;-;
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>>30923389
We can still do this, anon!
Mars is not yet out of reach!
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>>30922032
>tell that to my friends kid who had his circumcision at 9 years old because of an infection or my filipinos buddies dad

Stop using anecdotal evidence, there are countless cases of male circumcision gone wrong that will never be able to function properly over an "infection". All the males in my family, including me, are uncircumcised and nobody has ever had an infection related to that. Wash your cock every time you shower and it'll be fine.
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>>30917861
It sounds like your brother died from liberalism. I'm sorry for your loss.
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>>30923445
Not to advocate for male genital mutilation, but aren't most of the botched circumcisions done in unsanitary conditions by non-medical personnel?
I like to point to David Reimer as a good reason not to have the turtleneck be moved. Fuck John Money.
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>>30917319
>LUFTWAFFELS?!
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>>30917669
could of sworn i saw a continuation of that pic were someone did tell her they were drill bits. Cant remember exactly what she said but it was something along the lines of shut up it doesnt matter.
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>>30916671
You would think that Iowa would be on the stupid side
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>>30919462
Are you in college. Any girl who's had a real sexual relationship with someone would not care. And the hygiene concern is fake dude. Just wash your dick like everyone especially it isn't that hard
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>>30917319
Aniki?
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>>30923595
Come on man, that's not even close.
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>>30917861
I felt bad for you till I realized you were a dick mangling kike
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>>30918098
Maybe your friends dad should have bathed the disgusting fucktard
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>>30917943
WV is the poorest state in the US
Getting money from them is like taking money from a homeless man.
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>>30919255
Have you ever been to Charleston?
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>>30924525
sry was going off memory. ty for posting its funnier then i remembered.
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>>30916671
Oh wow, people who went to liberal colleges and were indoctrinated by liberal teachers after being spoon fed liberal propaganda become and vote liberal?
Who
Would
Have
Guessed
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>uncle married a Hispanic
>Hispanic doesn't like guns
>uncle and Hispanic did the dirty
>out popped a little mixed boy
>fast forward a few years
>out popped another mixed boy
>uncle loved to hunt
>Hispanic hates guns
>no more hunting or guns
>little mixed kids are terrified of guns
>brought the youngest shooting
>he loved it
>don't tell parents
>ok
>hey, mom! Guess where anon brought me
>fuck you, dude
>little kid whipped
>police called on me
>uncle really likes me now
>Hispanic hates my guts
>they don't come over anymore.
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>>30917861
>now my nephew has a goofy dick.

No. He has a healthy, normal dick.
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>>30917861
Yeah your "brother" I'm sure.

Go chop someone else's dick apart turbokike
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>>30925185
not if they stopped half way through the cut
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was listening to vaginal public radio this morning and just happened to hear michael brown's mum say the word "dindu"...oh the irony.
http://www.npr.org/2016/08/09/489158667/revisiting-ferguson-2-years-after-the-shooting-of-michael-brown

or download (3minutes 34 seconds)

http://pd.npr.org/anon.npr-mp3/npr/me/2016/08/20160809_me_revisiting_ferguson_2_years_after_the_shooting_of_michael_brown.mp3?orgId=278&topicId=1091&d=232&p=3&story=489158667&t=progseg&e=489282790&seg=12&siteplayer=true&dl=1
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>>30922327
Mansplaining in its original usage kind of had a point. The benefits of defining a specifically gendered form of the Dunning-Kruger effect are debatable, but it is a thing.

The fact that it has spiraled out of control into 'Any time a man attempts to explain anything to a women.' makes the term a complete joke these days, however.
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Is this only for /k/ things or all things liberal?
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If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, The Coalition to Stop Gun Violence is by far the dumbest anti-gun group.
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>>30927776
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>>30921470
>Literally only Jews, Muslims, and a shrinking number of Americans think this.
American gay Jew here. I've found a lot more cut cocks look weirder than uncut.
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>>30916671
>all the blue state people that cant change oil or a tire, dress an animal, or balance an account without an app.

they simply traded functional intelligence for non functional intelligence
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>>30925420
good catch.
funny.
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>>30927845
>All the people in read states that cant make enough money to support their family and pay for government services provided

But good thing they can do what any mechanic or butcher can
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>>30921657
Un-aborted children grow up to be criminals. If the parents are willing to kill it, it's gonna grow up to be a shitty person
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>>30923384
>weep for mankind
they say that
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>>30921539
Lol
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>>30917943
>What are black states, Alex?
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One of my old favorites.
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>>30928536
Fucking socialist liberals squeezing all the job creators out of existence.
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>>30928709
KUfag here, I'm glad that through all their pouting on Wescoe beach we still ended up getting CC. Nothing's changed. The only thing that newspaper is good for is drop cloth.
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Well /k/, can you explain why you need a killing dagger?
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>>30929262
>or anyone else at Gizmodo
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>>30929262
>glass breaker
Oh the horror. Call the Geneva convention, because the most evil part of this autistic abortion is the glass breaker.
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>>30917899
>>30923336
they were looking for educated, not intellegent. though i do agree.
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>>30928536
where be obama 2?
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>>30927845
>>30927964

>All these straw state people who can't strawman enough to change their own straw, or make enough straw money to pay for some other strawman to re-straw them

Believe it or not, many people with college degrees can change their oil, dress a deer, and balance their checkbook (although I have no idea why you'd want to do that in this day and age).

Similar, there are plenty of people in red states, even rural bumfuck areas, who are extremely intelligent scientists and surgeons and such. There's a huge research institution in my little tiny Georgia town that employs like half the brain capital in this section of the state.

But by all means keep strawmanning the fuck out of each other and railing against an imaginary group of people made entirely of stereotypes who don't actually exist
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>>30929383

It's not over yet, dingus
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>>30929262
Was there ever a dagger designed NOT for killing?

It's like asking for a car designed not for driving, or a shoe designed for sitting.
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Posted this in another thread but it's relevant so I'll drop it here. I was an intern for a 9th grade us history class trying to convince the lib teacher that the Wehrmacht were good guys.

>Be intern for the class
>Be in really black school right outside of baltimore
>WWII unit comes up
>Wehraboo intensifies.jpg
>Teacher reaches the part about the blitzkrieg and invasion of Poland and other euro countries.
>"The German soldiers would invade, rape and pillage and then move to the next town with no regard for the residence."
>Oh you commie sympathizer
>"Akshuwally, rape was forbidden by the infantry, you must be referring to the Russians. If you were a German soldier and committed acts like that you'd either be executed or sent from the battlefield to be punished, and the only one committing really heinous acts like the killing of Jewish civilians was by the SS not the Wehrmacht."
>Something along those lines
>She jumps on me with the ole "but the germans invaded so many countries and it was horrible blah blah."
>Get her to show this video: https://youtu.be/LQdDnbXXn20
> She's visibly shaken that someone would defend evil meanie Nazis
>Go on a rant about how when germany and Hitler are brought up all people think about is the holocaust and not how he was a great leader and how the holocaust itself was a side project compared to the expansion of germany.
>Explain that if he didn't try to take Europe that Stalin would instead and it would be a shit hole and that Hitler felt he was doing the right thing for the country after the treaty of Versailles.
>Assistant teacher smiles ate the whole time because she grew up in Germany and her parents were crazy nationalists (I talked to her about all this before)
>Teacher gets angry
>Tries to Continues class
>Its too late
>The nogs in class are now German nationalists
>Teacher request for a student intern change next semester
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>>30929434
>he fell for the clean Wehrmacht meme
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>>30919934
My mom was christen and told me she would drop me in a heart beat if Jesus had said so
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>>30929461
angry teacher pls go
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>>30929611
Seriously though, everyone thought "muh Heer dindu nuffin it was the SS" up until people started to realize from first hand accounts that the Wehrmacht was intimately involved in civilian reprisals and the Final Solution.

They were no SS, but they killed a shitload of innocent people.
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>"guns exist so that the people can fight tyrannical oppressors"
>"something like that would never happen, anon"
>"Is taking away people's right to defend themselves not tyranny?"

gets 'em every time
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>>30929461
>At least they had a purpose to fight for and not the certain date of gulag induce death
>At least they weren't fucking Russian rape maschinen sie scheisse.
>Was zum Teufel hast du nur verdammt über mich sagen, du kleine Schlampe? Ich werde Sie wissen, ich graduierte Spitze meiner Klasse in der Navy Seals, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Angriffe auf Al-Kaida, und ich habe mehr als 300 bestätigte Abschüsse beteiligt. Ich bin in Gorilla-Kriegsführung trainiert und ich bin der Top-sniper in den gesamten Deutsch -Streitkräfte. Sie sind nichts für mich, aber nur ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich verdammt noch mal auslöschen mit Präzision, die gerne von denen noch nie zuvor auf dieser Erde gesehen worden, mein verdammtes Worte markieren. Sie denken, Sie können über das Internet zu sagen, dass die Scheiße zu mir weg? Denken Sie noch einmal, Ficker. Wie wir ich wende mich an mein geheimes Netzwerk von Spionen in den USA und Ihre IP sprechen wird jetzt verfolgt so dass Sie besser für den Sturm, Maden vorzubereiten. Der Sturm, die pathetische Kleinigkeit tilgt Sie Ihr Leben rufen. Du bist verdammt tot, Kind. Ich kann überall und jederzeit sein, und ich kann Ihnen in mehr als siebenhundert Arten töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugriff auf das gesamte Arsenal der United States Marine Corps, und ich werde es in vollem Umfang nutzen, um Ihre elenden Esel aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents wischen, Sie wenig Scheiße. Wenn nur Sie wissen können, was unheilig Vergeltung Ihre kleinen "clever" Kommentar war auf euch zu Fall zu bringen, vielleicht hättest du deine verdammte Zunge gehalten. Aber man konnte es nicht, du hast es nicht, und jetzt sind Sie zahlen den Preis, verdammt du Idiot. Ich werde Wut über dich Scheiße und Sie werden darin ertrinken. Du bist verdammt tot, Kindchen.
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>>30929434
>https://youtu.be/LQdDnbXXn20

Funny how I knew exactly what that fucking video was going to be before I followed the link. You Wehraboos are literally all the same. Loving every laugh.
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>>30929669
To be frank, I don't think other side had the choice to not fight.

Both sides were fighting because they fully expected the other side to exterminate them if they lost the war, and because they would be killed if they didn't.

That said, I'm glad the Reds raped Prussia out of non-existence. They were a cancer on humanity.
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>>30916531
Keep politics in /pol/ you fucking scrub. Btw I'm a very pro-gun liberal.
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>>30929669

I have no fucking idea what you're saying, but I see USA in there, so it must be great.
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>>30921470
>It's a 19th century meme started by the guy who started the Kellogg cereal company because the thought it would reduce masturbation rates.
it's in the bible
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>>30929399
>It's not over yet, dingus
don't i fuckin' know...never thought this country could go to hell so damn quick...thanks obama.
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>>30929757
>progun liberal
Lol paradoxical
No such thing
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>>30929796
Put it in Google translate
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>>30929796
>ich graduierte Spitze meiner Klasse in der Navy Seals,
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>>30928709
kek
>2 triggers for extra murder power
>60% more bullet per bullet
>image is also mirrored, the slide catch and mag release should be on the left side
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>>30918098
To the people who disagree with this practice.

>Muh sensory loss!

People who were not circumsized at birth but then later had to be have confirmed that there is no loss in pleasure.

>I'll just keep it clean!

1: Good job making sure that whether or not you have a dick infection depends on your access to modern conveniences. Have fun going innawoods and then getting a dick infection.

2: Even if you do everything possible to keep your junk clean, a sizable portion of people who are not circumsized at birth have to be later in life anyways.

I swear that people like this are almost as bad as anti-vaxxers, except this doesn't cause much issue one way or the other.
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>>30929364
Implying that paying to be indoctrinated by marxists means an actual education.
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>>30917943
Lol. Of course states with large ports of call and metro centers pay out more than the feds send back
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>>30927812
That's because the circ can cut away tissue unevenly, and leaves less elastics scar tissue, so the dick can't expand evenly.
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>>30921709
>>30928061
There would be fewer unwanted pregnancies if women couldn't just walk to the genocide doctor to willingly kill her own child. Condoms exist and can be found for less than a quarter each, but instead of some self restraint or that they have to make a child and then murder it. Yeah, great.
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>>30921801
>1) Pull it back when you piss
Every single time? That sounds like more hassle than it's worth (which is pretty much nothing to begin with).
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>>30928709
This triggers me in more ways than one
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>>30930020
>he's against killing black and hispanic babies
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>>30923382
Unless he edited the Bible, then that's patently bullshit.
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>>30927812
Enjoy burning in hell for all eternity. Just sayin'.
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>>30930047
>Against black and hispanic women from being so irresponsible that they get pregnant when they don't mean to.

Honestly, if they either A: were not whores or B: at least responsible enough to use protection then this wouldn't be an issue in the first place.
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>>30930220
>I want to punish the people who don't live up to my own personal sexual mores with unwanted children
You're a monster.
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>>30930020

Way to prove the stereotypes about us being uneducated fucks
Every time you have sex with a condom, or any other (non stupid) method of birth control, you have an at least 1% chance of the protection failing AND resulting in a pregnancy. This is without taking into account the people who use them wrong, because that's sex ed for you

But yeah, let's take away the last resort method of ensuring there's no unwanted pregnancies
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I have a son due in a couple of months. He will be cut.
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>>30929757
NO. You are not. Youre eitherr a liberal, or Pro-2A.
In this country simple acceptance of the Second Amendment will get you exiled from the "Muh Feelz" Camp.
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>>30930536
>Jew
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>>30930536
i have three and all of them were,

i'd be a poor father if i let those poor kids run around with a big nasty mudflap on their dick.

ps this thread has completely gone to shit :^)
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>>30929273
>filename
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>>30930536
>falling for the jew/mudslime propaganda
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>>30921601

I was raised in a construction company in backwoods bumfuck. My terminology does reflect that, surely, but the quality of my work renders that less relevant.

When I was a carpenter, that is.
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>>30930536
Pretty shit father.
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>>30930536
>Two scoops of Corn Flakes have been deposited into to your account .
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>>30916671
>spending tens of thousand of dollars for a degree you can't get a job with
>intelligent
Pick exactly one
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>>30916671
Im in Maryland and there is now ay Maryland is 2nd. Bull Fucking and Shit
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>>30922099
>thread of liberal retardation
here it is, this is what you came here for
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>>30931370
i pity your kids anon
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>>30922840

Never is, but that's not why people come to 4chan, they want confirmation bias
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>>30930536
>slicing off your kids tip and giving him the mark of the Jew
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>>30932075
i hate to break it to you kid but you don't 'slice of the tip', it's just the little bit of skin that holds nasty smegma and stuff inside if you leave it on! isn't that something?

Foreskin is a real turn off for women and it causes health problems. the tip of your penis stays fully intact after you get circumcised!

you can find more information about it online. Happy hunting anon!
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>>30932123
>bit of skin that holds nasty smegma and stuff inside if you leave it on
Maybe if you're a disgusting filthy bastard who never cleans himself.
>Foreskin is a real turn off for women
topkek. This isn't even true. Keep buying into the Jew memes to keep the emotional pain and realisation of your own disfigurement at bay, my friend.
> it causes health problems.
No it doesn't.
>the tip of your penis stays fully intact after you get circumcised
And it dries up, becoming a nasty shriveled raisin with far less feeling
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>>30928709
If you said those were gyrojet bullets, I'd believe you.
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>>30932123
Lot of nerves in that little bit of skin. The reason Kellog shilled for it so hard because he wanted to take the fun out of sex. His pushes for pouring phenol on clitorises were not as successful however.
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>>30930374
No pregnancy is unwanted, sex only has one purpose by engaging in sex you have committed to the results thereof.
If the individuals involved did not want a child, that's too bad.
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>>30932338
>Lot of nerves in that little bit of skin.

I never got this meme. I'm circumcised and I feel my dick plenty, I even had issues with premature ejaculation for a lot of my early sex life too. If having a foreskin really makes your dick THAT much more sensitive, then fuck that.

But I believe it probably makes a negligent difference in pleasure.
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>>30928709
here you go, you'll like this one then
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>>30925024
Weird all my Mexican friends like to hunt, but I live in Texas so.
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>be trans
>own guns
>argue with liberals
>tiny dick meme comes up
>hilarity ensues
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>>30916531
i always hmmm at this image.
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>>30929902
meanwhile at a local newspaper outlet...

>"yo Jerry, just found a great image for the article"
>"cool Joe, but where's the trigger?"
>"aw shit, I'll have to photoshop one in"
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>>30932568
fag
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>>30932568
Wanna clean our guns together?
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>>30932631
Thanks for reminding me, almost forgot.
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>>30928709
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>>30932669
Maybe
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>>30927776
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>>30932695
It'll be fun. You bring the lube
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>>30931536
Classic
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>>30932206
I'm sorry you are a disgusting bastard and that women think your dick is stupid looking. Good luck.
>>30932338
no, actually there are relatively few nerves there, that's why it can be removed without anesthesia.

>dried up

kek.......

good luck with your flappy fun-tube smegma cocks, guys, i'll take my chances with my "dried up" penis that women enjoy.

.
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>>30932579
Wouldn't this actually make sense if the bullet doesn't deform or tumble?
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>>30932770
>Removed without anethesia

Wrong again, kiddo.

You get your dick cut up, you're in agonizing pain and unable to function for about two weeks. That's the guys who have it done in their teens or as adults. Babies just shriek their damn heads off for weeks. Which makes sense because the most sensitive part of the body was just mutilated.

There may be few nerves in the foreskin itself, not even positive about that, but it protects the head and keeps it from getting desensitized, which circumsized dicks do, rubbing against underwear all day.
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>>30932568
Ha! Whats up dude. I figured one day I'd see someone in the group make a post.

>>30932631
He might like dick, but at least he stopped sucking his mom's tits.
Go to be summerfag
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>>30932568
Hey it's Josh can you stop being a faggot :^)
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>>30932770
>A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.
-John Harvey Kellogg on circumcision as a way to curb masturbation
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>>30932826
No u
>>30932801
:^) Hi, now that we're anonymous we can touch butts
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>>30932841
I think I'm still going to pass on that, but thanks. XD
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>>30932837
That has a lot more to do with "Hey kid, stop jerking off or we'll cut your dick".
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>>30922922
It shows because you can't use punctuation, you're retard.
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>>30916671
>being a lifelong debt slave for a piece of paper that won't help you get a job anymore
>smart
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>>30921268
I know a cuck who did something similar.
He's a cool bro from work me and him shoot sometimes. But the story is that his fiance fucked some dude who told her she was hot on facebook, and the cuck friend took her back within a week.
I said: "well hey maybe they didn't fuck."
He said: "Oh no, she told me that they definitely did but I love her man!"
Once a cuck always a cuck friends
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>>30921801
What the fuck, why would you want a fucking skin tag that you could get rid off?
"It's no big deal guys just pull the flap before you piss."
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>>30932523

kek, I've actually never seen that one I don't think.
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>>30923445
Dude please keep your family's gross dick stories to yourself
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>>30917899
Well, yea, that's why you don't have any worth mentioning.
>>30918246
no, it's not, only you , the yankee slaves have yourself branded like that by your masters, the rest of the free, civilized world doesn't.
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>>30921600
so every dick that isn't the size of a worm and mutilated looks goofy to you, got it.
>>30921709
thank you for expressing that perfectly clear, i support abortion exactly for this reason.
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>>30931564
>degree you can't get a job with

Yeah if you majored in the following: English, Women's/Minority Studies, Education, Music, Japanese Artistic Literature
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>>30921470
>started by the guy who started the Kellogg cereal company
It his older brother who was the big killjoy, the younger brother started the Kellogg company after his older brother absolutely refused to add sugar to the corn flakes that the younger brother had invented and that they had both sold to Post (Older Kellogg thought that if a cereal was boring enough it could prevent masturbation). So younger Kellogg made the Kellogg cereal company to spite his brother by making corn flakes with sugar, which is still around today as Frosted Flakes.
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>>30929803
Actually the NT says that you must not do it, that if you do it you forfeit your salvation.
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>>30931764
I'm a fag. Dick aesthetic is literally my life.
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>>30917900
Fucking right. Liberal used to mean all equal before the law. Most radical sort of liberal saw blacks as human beings with rights instead of farm equipment. But commies do love trying (succeeding) in changing definitions to confuse and manipulate the masses into doing retarded shit.
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>>30929669
Heh wondered what that would look like in german
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>>30932523
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>>30928709
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>>30916671
I thought diversity = strength?
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https://youtu.be/EO4cTTpsCaI
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>>30933434
see
>>30916671
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Well, /k/?
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>>30933447
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>>30933447

You can't be retarded and escape darwinism.
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>>30933447
> can a projectile designed to destroy tanks harm a human
> anti-material rifle
> one or two shots to kill a human
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>>30933447
Thankfully, API rounds will bounce harmlessly off human flesh. They are regulated by the Geneva Convention
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>>30927762
>General psychology

Look everybody. It thinks it had a meaningful education.
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>>30933490
Weapons of war are regulated by the Hague Conventions.

Treatment of people are regulated by the Geneva Conventions.

Keep 'em straight.
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>>30929262
The dagger not so much, but the sheath is well ribbed and very thick..
For tactical deep concealment.
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>>30932568
>actually pretty cute in this picture
My god what has this website done to me.
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Damn. I grew up in ultra-liberal Massachusetts and four generations of us own a fuck-ton of guns. There's only two generations of us left but everybody's guns got passed down from generation to generation. My son is Davy Crocket with his .22.

Wife grew up in ultra-liberal Commifornia. Latina. Daughter of immigrants from Central America. Her grandfather was a gunsmith. Her father and brother are collectors and I have four generations worth of guns in my safe. Between the three of us we're looking at well over 100 guns and God knows how much ammo.

Nobody in either family votes for Democrats. I guess Taxachusetts and Commifornia libs done fucked up. And here we are with college edumacations and everything. Even my mother is packing....
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>>30923351
What, you don't pack your own fudge?
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>>30930038
you don't have to, it's really not a big deal at all, just like he said, wash yourself you nasty fucker.

pic kinda related
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>>30933678
Welp. I've seen fucking everything. Thats enough internet for one day.
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>>30919462
I was about to make a rhetorical question about whether you thought women in northern europe were running away from uncircumcised dicks but then i realized that the only dicks they are running from are the círcumcised muslim immigrant dicks.
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>>30930755
Only since the 90's. Even 1960's hippies were super pro-gun back to the earth hunting types. But 2 decades is literally all it took to transform Cali from a very liberal but very pro-gun state, to the travesty it is today.

And I'll take every pro-gun democrat I can find. I hope they multiply and drown the anti-guners in shear numbers.
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>>30933716
I've seen worse.
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>>30929669
>this german
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>>30929669
That google translated German.
It hurts.
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>>30929669

I made that picture back in 2013
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>>30930536
Are you a Jew? Are you a Muslim? Are you trolling?

If the answer to all of these is no, then there is no excuse for giving your son's dick this treatment.
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>>30929262
Wouldn't it be hard as fuck to kill somebody with it?

I can only imagine how hard it would be to pierce through ribs with this shit.

Now something that looks like MAS36 bayonet actually seems dangerous as fuck.
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>>30929262
>Gizmodo
is this the same guy who got ptsd from shooting an AR15?
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>>30934084
No, that was someone from one of the NY publications.
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>>30934029
It's more a gimmick than anything, it just makes it much harder for surgeons to fox tissue damage.

It's sort of banned under the Hague, same as stilettos (traditional stiletto daggers, not switchblades).
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Eastern European reporting,Balkans to be more specific.
Dick cutting here is based on religion.
If you are Muslim it is mandatory,Orthodox Christians do not practice this.
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>>30929262
A fucking glass breaker! Someone call the cops!
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I was cut, but I like how it looks and fuck I'll never know the difference in feeling because I don't so remember fucking the day I was born to compare. I'm fine with it.
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>>30929262
And to think I can remember a time when Gizmodo wasn't 100% shit.
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>>30917319
stop spamming this stupid fucking picture in every thread you find
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>>30922840
Holy fuck my sides
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>>30934827
>Fat re-enactor detected.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/docrocktex26/status/742472198502256641


Read this thread, know the enemy
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>>30934874
>child who wants his precious maymay posted everywhere

ok
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>>30933982
You are a true hero
T. its poster
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>>30933269
>Education
Are you kekking me right now? Every ed major I knew had a job straight out of school. Not great jobs mind you, but they're not unemployed.
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>prep for treatment programs folks
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>>30929262
They're right you know.
We need to ban meme knives like that one
A nice bowie is just fine for all your killing needs
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>>30934893
Honestly not that poster.
Quote me and that post and I'll screencap it.

Just remove one unhealthy aspect of your diet and you'll lose a lot of weight.

Eat all the shit you want, but just stop drinking soft drink and record your results over a few weeks.
>>
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>>30934927
>Bowie
That's not a dagger.
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>>30916531
>>30917669
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>>30934938
>the more racist the person, the more likely they are to have a gun.

Probably true based on my experience here
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>>30930039
I see what you did there faggot, don't think you can run that past me
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>>30930151
WIN
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>>30921829
Isn't that from ATHF?
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>>30927794
Based Jack knew what was up
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>>30932523

Lmao

Bet she was getting paid tho
Can't hate the playa
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>>30933000

context?
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>>30916671
I'm willing to bet these state placements coincide with poverty rates too. I wonder if there is a connection? Also I'm curious about white/black population, especially in these southern states. hmmmmmm
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>>30932770
>delusional cutfag frantically tries to rationalise is disgusting disfigurement based on his own lack of personal hygiene
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>>30933593

thatsthejoke.jpg.avi.gif.chan
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>>30927786
Its because theyre black they're racist

>Really makes you think
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>>30932523
But those bullets dindu nuffin!
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>>30916671
>be well educated yuropoor
>absolutely 100% pro-gun, but would still have voted for Obama if I was American
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>>30916671
I'm pretty sure IN voted obama last election
Will say that indiana is a bunch of derps tho
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>>30933418
This is gold. Thank you.

(For those missing context, he actually used a shotgun and a 9mm handgun.)
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>>30932338
It has been confirmed by people who were not circumsized at birth but later on had to be that it doesn't result in any loss of pleasure.
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>>30932568
Enjoy burning in hell for all eternity, faggot.
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>>30921812
>le ZING
gfy
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>>30928536

>I don't know government spending is a portion of GDP the post
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>>30929713
Keep the hood safe H.
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>>30932568
Hey, you're that QT from one of the Omegle raids....
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>>30932579

>>30932781
Seconded, what is the problem anon?
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>>30933945
What did they give this dog to make it do this
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>>30935327
chocolate
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>>30933585
Did you read the fucking image you cunt?
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>>30928536
you aren't the real no/k/o
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>>30935279
Enjoy being a niggerfaggot here on Earth :^)
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>>30929909
Do you honestly think people used to get dick infections all the time before the 20th century?
Kill yourself nigger.
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>>30934905
Um, no. The entire school district had a "hiring freeze" the year before and two years after I graduated. (In Florida.)
What made me take a job outside of teaching permanently was the fact that the "hiring freeze" specifically didn't apply to minorities, and they hired non-certified "out of field" and "continuing substitute" black teachers left and right to fill federal requirements that the ethnic "diversity" of teachers employed by the school district equal the ethnic makeup of the district population.
Basically, as white teachers retired, they could only be replaced with black ones.
I graduated with a Master's degree in Education, with honors, specializing in ESE (Exceptional Student Education) from the University of Florida, with certifications in EH (Emotional Handicaps), MR (Mental Retardation), SLD (Specific Learning Disability), ECE (Early Childhood Education) and Gifted, not one of which the school district has once had enough certified teachers for in over twenty years... and yet I was completely unemployable for the forseeable future because of my race (white.) "Hiring freeze with minority exemption" = "Only blacks need apply."
Looking back, I am surprisingly okay with it. It opened my eyes and made me a lot less of a stupid liberal, and I went on to a better paying and more enjoyable job outside my field.
My daughter mentioned when she was 13 that she wanted to be a teacher. My response was "not if Daddy's paying for college."
Along those same lines, I have two sisters-in-law with Education degrees (one with certification in Mathematics education and the other in Elementary Education). Both are working at Disney resorts because the pay is better.
Yeah, if you fill all the slots with uncertified, unqualified people, what you're paying them isn't what a qualified college grad is going to accept if they have ANY better option. Sorry, kids, your teacher can't read or speak English at an 8th grade level but they can teach you all about #BLM!
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>>30935413
Ok. I like capitalism, i dont mind trans, but fuck caitlyn jeniffer. Even if he's a republican, the entire thing was just for attention.
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>>30935047
>Jack
>Clearly says John at the end....
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>>30935099
I think it's feinstein. Probably on a ban all ark-1547 fully auto semi rifles.
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>>30932579
tnoutdoors9 did a video on these. They do produce a larger cavity than expected. They penetrated 32" of gel though. There was a variant with deeper cavities on it that penetrated less.
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>>30935527
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>>30929713
Are you gonna post it on your little subleddit? Pathetic little commie kike.
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>>30935626
No.
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>>30929669
This butchered German...
It hurts my eyes.
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>>30916531
T-this is fake r-right??
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>>30935110
how does this even remotely make sense? so you are presuming I do not wash my penis?

your argument is absolutely worthless, while I am citing actual statistics.

there are a few uncircumcised people that just have to start blabbering unproven factoids about how circumcision is somehow bad for you, when in reality, statistically, medically and factually, it is
the
other
way
around
Lack of circumcision:

• Is responsible for a 12-fold higher risk of urinary tract infections in infancy. Risk = 1 in 20 to 1 in 50 for uncircumcised infants and 1 in 200 to 1 in 500 for circumcised infants. Higher risk of UTI at older ages as well. Overall lifetime cumulative prevalence of UTI = 1 in 3 for uncircumcised males compared with 1 in 20 for circumcised males, respectively.

• Confers a higher risk of death in the first year of life (from complications of urinary tract infections: namely kidney failure, meningitis and infection of bone marrow).

• One in ~400–900 uncircumcised men will get cancer of the penis, which occurs more than 20 times more commonly in uncircumcised men. A quarter of these will die from it and the rest will require complete or partial penile amputation as a result. (In contrast, invasive penile cancer never occurs or is extraordinarily rare in men circumcised at birth.) (Data from studies in the USA, Denmark and Australia, which are not to be confused with the often quoted, but misleading, annual incidence figure of 1 in 100,000).

• Higher risk of prostate cancer (50–100% higher in uncircumcised men)

TO BE CONTINUED
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CONTINUED:
• Is associated with 3-fold higher risk of inflammation and infection of the skin of the penis. This includes balanitis (inflammation of the glans), posthitis (inflammation of the foreskin), balanoposthitis (inflammation of glans and foreskin), phimosis (inability to retract the foreskin) and paraphimosis (constriction of the penis by a tight foreskin that will not return after retraction). Up to 18% of uncircumcised boys will develop one of these by 8 years of age, whereas all are unknown or much rarer in the circumcised. Risk of balanoposthitis = 1 in 6. Obstruction to urine flow = 1 in 10–50. Risk of these is even higher in diabetic men.

• Means increased risk of problems that may necessitate 1 in 10 older children and men requiring circumcision later in life, when the cost is 10 times higher, the procedure is less convenient, and the cosmetic result can be lesser, as stitches or tissue glue are required, as compared with circumcisions done in infancy.

• Increases by 2–4 fold the risk of thrush and sexually transmitted infections such as human papillomavirus (HPV), genital herpes (HSV-2), syphilis, chancroid, Trichomonas vaginalis and thrush.

• Is the biggest risk factor for heterosexually-acquired AIDS virus infection in men. 2 to 8-times higher risk by itself, and even higher when lesions from STIs are added in. Risk per exposure = 1 in 300.

• In the female partners of uncircumcised men lack of male circumcision is associated with an up to 5 fold higher incidence of cervical cancer (caused by sexually transmitted HPV), genital herpes, Trichomonas vaginalis, bacterial vaginosis (formerly called “Gardnerella”), and possibly Chlamydia (which is a cause of pelvic inflammatory disease, infertility from blockage of fallopian tubes, and ectopic pregnancy).
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>>30935110
Getting circumcised will result in:

• Having to go through a very minor surgical procedure that carries with it small risks.

• Improved hygiene.

• Much lower risk of urinary tract infections.

• Much lower chance of acquiring HIV, the AIDS virus, heterosexually.

• Virtually complete elimination of the risk of invasive penile cancer.

• Slightly lower risk of prostate cancer.

• More favourable hygiene for the man’s sexual partner.

• Much lower risk of cervical cancer and Chlamydia (and thus infertility and other problems) in the female sexual partner.

• More favorable sexual function and experience, with no reduction in sensation during arousal or in the sensitivity of the flaccid penis.

• A penis that is regarded by most men and women as being more attractive.

This is not about some assfuck 100 some years ago hell bent on "taking the fun out of sex and pouring things on clirorises" it is a medical practice thousands of years old THAT IS DONE FOR MEDICAL REASONS.

Now go get yourself clipped, pal
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>>30935527
>not being on nickname terms with JFK
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>>30937093
>>30937111
>>30937140
I dont like circumcision, but this is pretty much a giantic BTFO to >>30935110
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>>30937093
>>30937111
>>30937140
Hello Mohammed.
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>>30937093
>>30937111
>>30937140
[citation needed]
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>>30929390
Athens?
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>>30937093
>>30937111
>>30937140
TL;DR you seem like a nigger
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>>30925185
ccccircumsisions are healthy rrrright guys?
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>>30937531
Can you prove him wrong?
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>>30937913
He has to prove himself right, he made the claims
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>>30937958
Yeah, but if his claims are so bullshit no one would have issues proving him wrong.
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>>30938025
The universe was invented last Thursday and everything we perceive as earlier is just the result of multiplicative perception, prove me wrong.
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