SuicideBot

why is the robot sad

>>30913979
If you consider, that a drone with hellfire missile basically does the same, costs more plus needs human control and supervision,... not too dumb.

But maybe training dogs, dolphins or monkeys (depending on the terrain) is still cheaper.

Maybe if soldiers die, but otherwise $30,200 of ammunition seems like a lot to me
>what is a jdam

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Secondary Idea

>Wire them with speakers
>Blast obnoxious Mexican music every time you send one out on a suicide mission
>See if you can get the enemy to flea from "La Cucaracha"

Massive morale-drop every time you hear that shit.

>>30914003
$18,000 jdam kit + $3,100 for mk84 bomb
>not establishing air superiority and already having planes in the air

TERROR HAS A NEW GAIT

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>>30914026
jdam kits now run at $27,000 according to wiki, in 2011.
Plus you have to take in consideration the cost of logistics and transport to drop area.
Planes ain't free to fly.

Suicide bot looks more, and more viable.

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>>30914018
imagine the moral boost to friendly soldiers when a small, sprinting robot bursts from friendly lines in the direction of the enemy to the fading sound of "La Cucaracha"

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>>30914065
>*faintly in distance*
>La Cucaracha, La Cucara - .... *BOOM*

>>30913979
Why does it have to be a suicide bot? If it's smart enough to rapidly navigate terrain, you could likely have it engage enemies with mounted guns or melee.

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>>30914018
Victory!

>>30913979
>world where humans didn't discovered flight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MisoDXYU8Y

They should just look into implanting dog brains with controllers. Probably much cheaper in the end. Certainly more robust.

>>30914129
Fine, same concept, cheaply produced drone, packed with explosives. Even better.

>>30914115
Worked in transformers.

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Imagine leaving these things behind retreating forces, with proprietary area detection systems
Heat signatures within 100 yards activate the entity.

>*suddenly echoey blaring La Cucaracha from abandoned building*

I'm literally laughing so hard, awesome thread.

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>>30913979
Or use a bot that costs less than the explosive and can sprint through rubble/rough terrain automatically.
There are better designs than boston Ds attention whore-bot.

>>30914138
>FAA, ATF and FBI hates him

>>30914179
whats the payload gunna be like though?
Not 50+lbs of kaboom at 20+mph lol

>Mariachi suicide drones

When the singularity becomes self aware we will be the very first to die.

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BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX0UELNRR1I

Why just stop at mariachi?
Limpbizkot and skrillex would send a third world shitter into a panic hearing our exsplosive bots run with that shit

>>30914018

>> Not the mexican hat dance song

am disappoint

If only we paint them in gaudy colors like chartruese and gold filigree.

>>30914018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1SiveWVIIo

>>30914243
>Innovates new, cheaply produced semi-a.i. robot
>First fucking application is a mariachi suicide drone
>We are, SoTard Innovations Inc.

>>30914247
>*rest of planet* "Stay the fuck away from the American's they've finally lost their shit"

Not only are we developing new weapons, it's cultural appropriation as well. Tumblr would shit itself.

Can you imagine what the Marines would do to these things?

>Faint Mariachi Music

>There is a lul, all the kebabs are visibly confused, listening to this shit off in the distance.

>...

>Suddenly Music gets substantially louder as suicide bot, painted bright pink, and gold, comes sprinting around the corner covered in C4, Pork, and Dildos BLASTING MARIACHI MUSIC

>Kebab FUCKING SCATTERS

>MASSIVE EXPLOSION

>The cheering of hundreds of Marines can be heard for fucking miles

>>30914206
What is build to a different scale?
Or you could build a fleet of spider mines with the budget of one cheetah.
Not to mention its only fast on flat ground and is crippled with one limb loss.
They built it to get enough attention to be bought out. It worked. Its a novelty.

Six motors and spring legs is the way to go.

Automatically adjusts to rough ground, dont care if it slips just keeps going making course changes with each revolution. Skitters like a roach which triggers primal fear, especially if you cant see them but hear them coming.
Can swim.
Can jump.
Low profile hard to see hard to hit.
A hardened shell and spring legs means it could be run over and not care. Just presses to the ground like a speed bump. Could flood a road and let friendlies pass right through.
Small enough to be deployed from under a vehicle like land torpedoes.

I dont think you are seeing everything here.

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>>30914133
worked in Snow Crash

>>30914330
The brass has to convince the soldiers to stop putting sombreros on the bots because it's covering sensors

>not using the beep beep song
>shiggy diggy doo

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>>30914331
>>30914331
>>30914331
>>30914331
>>30914331
When, for the first time in this threads short history, there's a realistic, and helpful comment.

That was a super well thought out reply.

Please continue.

>>30914331
They couldn't be too small or that would significantly limit the entity's a.i. capabilities and actual pay-load, but maybe like man-hole cover sized with legs, and thats a valid fucking idea.

It couldn't run on heat-sigs either, cause the easiest counter would just be camp-fires and flares.

>>30914331

what is

>> battery life
>> payload size

>>30914442
>Payload unknown
>Could be outfitted with solar-panels?
This would, if panels remain undamaged and it is able to be deployed out doors, the ability to potentially lay dormant, and "conscious" until the degradation of internal components? I.e. fucking years.

>>30914331
Exactly this.

You can also have the mariachi bots or whatever (although they'd probably have, you know, guns) and while those draw attention and fire, the little ones zip in and blow people up.

>>30913979
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES

>>30914394
It dont take much these days to run at a laser dot or gps waypoint commands.

Each bot dont need to think just act when needed.

Litter an area with them and have an auto sentry laze anything that moves and doesn't flash friend codes.

Flocking algorithms are pretty basic so running in formation or deploying the closest spider mine to the target can be handled automatically.
Clear your minefield with a single recall command? Yes please.

>mariachi suicide drones to fight allauh snakbars
This is why /k/ has officially took the "Best Board Award" from /tg/

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>>30914522
hooooooolllyyshitfuckassballs this guy ^^^

>>30914522
Fucking static defense, A small perimeter defense force of little eyes, backed by explosives.

And light scouting groups of light payload entities, capable of better than human speed, and more covert. Also being completely disposable, while still being eyes on the ground.

Holy fuck.

Alright now /k/ jesus christ.

>>30914561
Now we only need to make them able to build more of themselves

>>30914561
>Following up on the static defense.
It's a minefield, but without the expensive and dangerous removal ops later, also being capable of small attack runs, or repositioning in the future.
Solves the problem with mines since their invention
Conflict ends, you just call the spiders home
Pick them up, put them in a box, GG

>>30914522
I was playing command and conquer and instead of building the scud missiles, I built a mile long convoy of explosive suicide trucks. Then set them to drive to target and explode bit they could only go two abreast because they were in each others way.
The first one got to the target and exploded which dry off the one behind it and so on. There were so many that the convoy still had a portion of itself waiting to pull out of my base and add the explosions continued back down the line it reached the mass of them still waiting to leave. They all exploded and destroyed most of the structures. I lost the battle and the game. So, great fucking idea is all I'm saying.

>>30913979

VERY fast robot running at incredible hihg speed

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>>30914606
If this is supposed to be a valid reason why spider-mines are a bad idea, you're an idiot, this can be easily over-come by not having a line of them directly back into your fire-position.

Dumb. Ayus.

>>30914623
Also by not placing them DIRECTLY FUCKING NEXT TO EACHOTHER.
Herp-derp.

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>>30914561
Dont just think in go boom terms. A modular rail system to put claymores/mines? Sure. What about electronically fired ammo tubes?

Now you can call in 40mm out of no where, or add a burst of rifle or pistol rounds to the charge before detonation.
Not to mention the robot can jump. Popping up from anywhere and letting off a burst mid flip.

Think about the "Tracking point" software. Wont fire till the shot is lined up with the per-designated target.

That target could be a 16 bit flashing laser blob calling in the closest gun pack in that caliber.

>>30914220
How is this not violating WMD laws? I thought vehicle able to guide themselves autonomously were automatically considered missiles and fell into the category WMD and were illegal to manufacture, own or operate without proper very hard to get permits.

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>>30914946
And... Lets not forget we live in the age of guided bullets! So I guess aiming is not needed on the bots end, just a general direction.
The bullet can pick up the laser from a closer bot in mid flight at the last minute.

So send a few roachbots to crawl out to ridge line via gps waypoints and chill. They dont even need dip.

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>>30914169
Can you imagine being one of the kebabs to enter the just evacuated town?

>stupid infidels flee before the might of allah
>me and my brothers sent in to secure the city
>easy job, place has been quiet for days, no signs of movement at all.
>"okay, we split up now. search buildings. be careful of traps."
>slowly walk down quiet, dusty streets.
>rifle slung over shoulder cause no fucks.
>suddenly from another part of the city hear distant, echoing mariachi band.
>only goes for a few seconds, then there's a massive explosion that kicks up dust for hundreds of meters.
>now Im fuckin spooked.
>clutch AK and start carefully creeping down the street.
>'bout 10 minutes of walking and silence, starting to relax a little bit.
>suddenly the mariachi music starts again.
>much louder this time.
>door to a sand hut down the street slams open.
>fucking robo-dog tokyo drifts onto the street kicking up a cloud of dust
>the sounds of mexico fill my ears as it sprints towards me.
>fear like I've never felt before.
>try to run, but the metal mexican monstrosity runs with the speed of a virgin goat.
>last thing I hear is that god awful mexican wailing.
>die.

Fund it.

>>30914247

also it will explode only when the song is finished, so instead of the Ole at the end of the hat song, it's booooooooooooooom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1SiveWVIIo

>>30913979
30k for that. Lol in your fucking dreams.

>>30913979
Also, 50 casualties? Wtf are they doing in there, having a triple orgy?

No, you guys are wasting the potential.

Dress them up like local animals.

Like goats.

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>>30914018

>>30914623
>>30914637
I played command and conquer and experienced this for real. What have you even done?

>>30914002
>But maybe training dogs, dolphins or monkeys (depending on the terrain) is still cheaper.

Soviets tried that, it did not work out.

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>>30915279
Guys, you know what to do

>>30914003
It is more about the cost of keeping the soldiers supplied in threater. However...

>but otherwise $30,200 of ammunition seems like a lot to me

FGM-148 Javelin costs 78,000 per missile.

>acquire drone
>attach explosives
>suicide drone
we call of duty now

>>30915645
Broke them down into smaller groupings, positioned them to attack from various angles, used a small diversionary force to tie-up enemy units, and retargeted as necessary.

For non-Generals C&C I usually just engineer rushed.

>>30914220
ISIS's battalion level ISR. Funded by the US consumer.

>dumb idea
>it works
>idea no longer dumb

>>30914331
I don't think youre seeing the 30mph killcheetah that explodes like a box truck.

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>>30914106
> Comrades yelling La Cucaracha afterwards like isis yell allah ackbar

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For whatever reason I imagined the bot looking like this.

>>30914335
That's suck a better cover than the other one.
Also suicide robot dogs playing suicide is painless.

Or you could also wire a bunch of white BMWs to blow on ignition

>>30915542
>you see imran, this goat has tightest ass
>yes abdul, but why it make noise of mexico?
BOOM!

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>>30916170

>>30914571
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Have we learned nothing from stargate?

>>30915346
>>30914243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdzCv_9eaoM

tortilla vinyl IRL

>>30915672
well hopefully we train our dogs to sniff the correct fuel/ target chemicals

>>30914442
>battery life

Chainsaw explosion engine

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>>30914018
YES

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>>30913979
Put a mine on this little guy
https://youtu.be/OZwkaRIAlOA

>>30914044

You also have to worry about logistics costs for the suicide bot too though

>>30916567
Too noisy and slow. Would also probably do bad on any non-flat/smooth surfaces, looks like its primary method of motion is friction/sliding.

Read all of this
Funniest fucking thread for years.
10 points.

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>>30914018
Good lord someone screen cap this.

>>30916567
it moves like a tachicoma

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>>30913979
>Guys
>guys
>Guys.
>Guys listen.
>I got the best ide
>guys listen
>I have the best idea ever
>I'll put LEGS

>guys
>legs
>I'll put Legs
>Guys listen here

>I'll put legs... on my MISSILES

>>30915009
>a normal bullet can miss by 9.8 yards (29.4 feet) at 1000m

git good

>>30913979
...why don't they just buy some RC cars and strap bombs to those?

>>30918239
Sand + RC cars don't mix.

>>30918239
For the same reason the military bought shitty jeeps for 10x what they're worth - because who actually gives a shit if they're getting their money's worth and if it's a reasonable purchase?

>>30918307
There are RC cars purpose-built for sandcrawling - plus, what makes that machine above any better? It's also mechanics.

>>30918315
RC cars can't do deserts unless they're specifically engineered for sand.
Legs can do almost any terrain.
RC cars can't do forest environments (sticks, rocks, fallen logs)
Legs can do almost any terrain.
RC cars can't do stairs without crazy engineering.
Legs can do almost any terrain.

I still think that small quadcopters with charges of C4 would work better, though.

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>>30915279

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>>30918343
>I still think that small quadcopters with charges of C4 would work better, though.

This desu famalam.

A quadcopter with a little grenade sized bomb that would fly over cover and obstacles to deliver the payload with inerring accuracy would be terrifying. those things can get moving crazy fast when they want to. Would be extremely difficult to shoot one down, and if you don't, boom.
Command and Conquer 3 had a unit that threw grenades, which had pretty similar fluff:
>The grenades themselves have miniature rocket engines embedded within them and minimal AI guidance, allowing them to reach enemies in remote locations with deadly precision. This gives grenadiers the ability to clear garrisoned buildings without destroying the structure itself.

>>30918423
>This gives grenadiers the ability to clear garrisoned buildings without destroying the structure itself.

It literally blew them the fuck out.

>>30918423
>we COD now

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>>30914571
>6 months later

>>30914018
I would rather tailor the sound to the enemy. Mexicans get Macarena, dindus get Rap "X Gon Give It To Yah!" Boom. And something specials for Muslims...how about that wailing prayer sound they sing in the morning? Ruin their religion.

>>30919124
Simple: For every possible group, you just play the Team America theme song.

>>30915279
>speed of a virgin goat
40 keks

>>30914018
Dammit I'm at work, I don't need my boss to see me singing to myself laughing like an idiot.

Screencap >>30914018

>>30914018
E P I C seeu on reddit good sir : )

include me in the screencap

>>30913979
>>30914018

FUND IT!

>>30914220
these with a proper hybrid electric engine for long-term flight capability could do an amazing job if they dropped impact-detonated payloads instead of just suicide bombing

you could shroud it to direct the sound of the engine upwards and put sky camo on the bottom

a swarm of even 4 drones could pepper a football field in like 10 seconds

>>30914335
I fucking love that book.

>>30919124
>Muslims
How about that chant that you see on YT videos instead? The very musical one.

>>30921133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

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>>30913979

Watch the Screamers movies, that is where we are headed boys

>>30921167
Yeah, that one. Way too catchy.

>>30914606
That's a looney toons teir screw up

>>30920640
dude pick up cryptonomicon. Its /k/ as fuck

>>30914018
>Flea
>La Cucaracha
No one else has picked up on this.

>>30914018
>I AM A BOMB
>I WILL EXPLODE IN 20 SECONDS
>19 SECONDS
>18 SECONDS

>>30916567
attach a dildo to the top.

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>>30914018
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUN9sX86ZwA

>>30913979
WHY? WHY WAS I PROGRAMED TO FEEL PAIN?

>>30921343
goddamn, that one scene that stuck with me was when that kid robot's face contorted into nightmare fuel.
That and the teddy bear ending.

>>30914254
Fuck off plebbit

>>30914179
Umm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISznqY3kESI

>>30924181
>>30914179
[because it's not immediately obvious]
>Developed by Boston Dynamics

>>30914979
>I thought vehicle able to guide themselves autonomously were automatically considered missiles and fell into the category WMD and were illegal to manufacture, own or operate without proper very hard to get permits.
What shithole country do you live in? In the US people have been building model plains with auto pilot that will travel a set path while taking pictures (like actual drones) for years now.

>>30921343
Fuck the movies, how about the short-story?

That thing was fucking unnerving as fuck - children with razor blade fingers man.

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>>30913979
I can't stitch them together on my phone, but I cropped them so someone finish it in MS Paint please

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>>30924703
Please forgive me posting them in the wrong order

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>>30914222
>Make every single robot use a different song
>For the rest of their life, the enemy troops will be triggered and run for cover every time someone turns on a radio

>>30913979
Nothing what you described is a dumb idea. In fact it gives me a raging erection.

>>30924733
I would shit myself if I heard of a suicide robot playing I Can't Live Without You killing someone.

>>30918423
i still think something on fur leggs charging you brings a greater instinctual fear response then a small boom copter

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>>30924750
>AND IIIIIIIII EEE IIIIIII EEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU OH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Just imagine being chased by a fucking gank bot while its blasting this. I would literally shit myself with fear

>OH NO THERE AINT NO REST FOR THE WICCCKKKEEED
>MONEY DONT GROW ON TRRRREEEEEEEEES

>>30914026
Don't forget flight cost per hour. An how expensive pilots are. That's where you lose your money.

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>>30922718
>>30924663
Hi

OP here, I had no Idea this shit would get so bonkers hahahaha

>>30926184
Documented proof /k/ isn't dead yet.

>>30915279
How about burying them?

>Be durkin' out with my jihad bros
>stumble across a field, dotted with regularly spaced lumps of dirt
>tiptoe through what's obviously a minefield
>lmao infidels never learn
>suddenly hear muffled mariachi music
>frantically scan the horizon
>can't see shit, cap'n
>realize the sound is coming from under you
>all at once, hundreds of metal abominations come boiling out of the ground
>this is the last thing you see before you die

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>>30914169
>>30915279
>>30928680
FUND IT!

>>30914169

God, the music angle is a comedy goldmine. Other song ideas:

> "Don't Stop Me Now"-Queen
> "Proud To Be An American"-Lee Greenwood
> "Blitzkrieg Bop"-The Ramones
> "Ridin' Dirty"-Chamillionaire

>>30914254
And this is bad...why?

Most of the world already think we're crazy and savage anyway.

>>30924663

The book was fucking awesome.

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Friendly reminder that Half-Life predicted basically the ultimate version of this exact concept almost 20 years ago.

>>30913979
Same idea as
>I'm a thirty second bomb, I'm a thirty second bomb!
>Better to just kill a man

Or something of that nature. Man, Heinlein still is ahead of the curve 60+ years later.

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>>30918239

>>30929031
Lol'd

>>30926086
>CAN I COME WITH YOU

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>>30928861

>>30924733
>DON'T
>STOP
>THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW
>DON'T
>STOP
>IT'LL SOON BE HERE

>>30913979
with a simple enough design and mass production these would be far cheaper than 30 thousand dollars a pop.

initial d songs guys c'mon
>running in the 90s
>Deja vBOOM

>>30928804
how about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaelvtGOCtk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0m0hTrtlWM
bonus if painted orange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

>>30928804
>"Fireworks" - Katy Perry
>"Danger Zone" - Kenny Loggins
>"Fuck the pain away" - Peaches
>Sesame street theme
>Chum Drum Bedrum
could default to cicada noises if no music selected

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>>30921540
>HVT trying to run away from bomb
>bomb jogging along merrily slowly counting down
>HVT's face when

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>>30914254
>*rest of Honnoji soul society ninja academy* "It was just a hologram"

>American soldier come 1km into battle
>Suicide 2 years later
Good idea, but flying drone are better

>>30929335

> cicada noises

As a fellow child of the South, I can confirm that this would be creepy as shit.

Also, the turret vocals from Portal.

> are you still there?
> I don't blame you.
> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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>>30929220
>be akhmed
>on guard duty to protect commander abdul
>everything is normal, just walking through poppy fields
>potentialprofit.blackmarket
>suddenly start to hear eurobeat
>first from the west
>then the south east
>it's from all directions now
>can't see through this mass of heroin
>music suddenly starts getting louder
>we all scatter and run to get out the poppy field
>get out into the plain and realise I'm alone
>hear a couple of explosions behind me
>hear the music again, it's heading north
>look along the edge of the poppy field
>abdul bursts out
"NIGHT OF FIRE"
>2 small explosive laden robots burst out running sideways only 4 centimetres from each other
"まさか!"
>allah has forsaken us

>>30928804

> Don't Stop Me Now

Fuck me, I just pulled that shit up. I am now sitting in my living room listening to a dead peter puffer with a five octave range and laughing like a stoned 13 year old.

>>30929516
It's because of cicadas that I was creeped out by the Gekkos in MGS4.
Maybe mix in some other southern animal sounds, like a rattlesnake rattle or an alligator growl. Imagine a mountain lion scream as it comes at you....

>>30928804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

>>30929544
>Iraqis child with stone
>AI dog bombs him
>War casualty

>Afghan drug farmer
>AI resells drugs around
>Money to fund jihad

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>>30929617

>>30928804
>Chuck Mangione's screeching trumpet fill my ear as my body explodes into oblivion

>>30929248
Holy shit the general lee would be goddamn hilarious.

>>30929762
Feels so good!

>>30913979
get those things mass produced to get the price per each down to a few thousand. Then you can irl zerg rush enemy encampments.

>>30918343
You know what can do literally any terrain? Sneks.

Dirt? Snek.
Rubble? Snek.
Gravel? Snek.
Water? Snek.
Maximum incline sand slope? Snek. Only snek. None other than snek.

Snek locomotion also comes with the bonus of being inherently quiet. The only problem is that it's only 10% efficient and slow in body lengths per second. The saving grace is that its body length is long for a given mass.

>>30929936
>Exploding robo-snakes

We spent all of our time asking if we could, when we should have been asking if we should.

>>30924904
You didn't include >>30914331?

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gotta dress it up a little if you want to scare the jihadists

>>30929995
nah man just cover it in bacon. Or use pig lube to oil it

>>30928804
>>30929335
>>30929248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

We now have a name for them: Jitterbugs.

>>30929248
i think some Euro hardstyle would scare the shit out of some tribes people or uneducated forces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om_lmbMLssE

>>30913979

Considering how expensive missiles can get, that's not actually that bad a price.

>>30930017
they're not vampires, you can't repel them with garlic. Muslims contact pork if doing allah's will, and they won't be damned if they're forced to eat it or something

>>30930029
I imagine such things to a people who don't know what speakers are would sound like the fucking rapture.
Especially with some bass.

>>30930034
“Each Javelin round costs $80,000, and the idea that it's fired by a guy who doesn't make that in a year at a guy who doesn't make that in a lifetime is somehow so outrageous it almost makes the war seem winnable.”

>>30930023
i love you anon, and i want to have your babies.

>>30914335
Fuck that book.

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:^)

>>30930353

right, some guy whos maybe heard a guitar or some ME instrument and singing, being chased by hardstyle bassbot with 12 inch sub, ITS THE DEVIL.

>>30913979
is there a way to bring this idea to fruitition?
who do we contact?

>>30930569
kek

>>30930569
>it doesn't have a mini sombrero
You had one job, anon.

>>30930569
underrated

this is what needs to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxyxITvD6Bc

>>30913979
how are you gonna deploy it without troops?

>>30929248
No Yakety Sax?
Shameful

>>30914018
I've not seen this image in a looooong time.

>>30931024
Airdrop small crates of them. Low deployment and/or airbags to avoid losing crates to AA fire. They should be pretty shock resistant, so it should work well.

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Honestly one of the best ideas I have ever heard of.
Screencap pls

>>30931261
where are the planes coming from? how many of these $30k+ suicidebots are going to be dropped? you make it sound like a lot of them are going to be deployed

>>30914018
Make it the Muslim call to prayer. Any survivors who make it back home will get flashbacks 5 times a day.

>>30914335
MEIN NEGER.

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>Be holes up with cheeki breeki brothers in a building for the night
>The American Russian War of Water is going not in our favor
>However spirits are high as Petir pulls out a fine bottle of vodka and we make a warm far against the cold of the night
>However our spirits are cut dry when we hear music in the distance
>We quickly smother the fire and retreat to the walls away from the windows
>The sound of mariachi music and kpop cries high into the night, then the muffled report of an explosion
>We stay quiet, but then our spines curl with horror as we hear something quietly playing near us
>"Tip tooooeee by the winnnndooowww..." coos eerily from out in the dark void
>We hear the soft patter of its robotic feet
>Olov is crying quietly
>I clutch tight to my pack as the mechanic horror sprews forth its terroristic lullaby
>"Knee deep in flowers we'll stray"
>"We'll keep the showers away"
>"And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight"
>"Will you pardon me?"
>"And tiptoe through the tulips with me"
>We all freeze as a bright red robotic viewing eye peers in through the window at our quiet, low forms
>With an ear shattering screetch of speaker abuse it charges up and over the window
>I remember our screams
>I remember the music
>I remember the fear
>I remember the explosion and then being pulled from the rubble

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Why not set the music to some typical ISIS-music praising allah etc.? They will shit themselves whenever they have to sing their own song and praise their god, and the problem solves itself.

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>>30932178

>>30932178
Kek'd and a tiny bit spoopy. Saved.

>>30934505
Typing on a phone is hard

>>30928861
>LAN party
>fan-made DM map
>had a series of buttons that would trigger a blast which wiped out anyone not in a bunker
>someone triggers the blast
>oh shit countdown get to the bunker
>bunker door closing, not gonna make it in time
>hurl entire load of snarks at asshole watching me from right inside the door
>all the snarks make it under the door
>incoherent shouting from down the hall as the blast gets me

>>30935225
should i feel dumb for not remembering the sharks from halflife?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_nvWreIhg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9PxOanFjxQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBr7kECsjcQ

Or any other angsty teen songs

>>30918239

Easily jammed, too.

But THAT thing can sort of think!

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>>30914018

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

>robo-hound-bomb sprints around corner

>DOO-DO-DA-DOO-DOO-DOO!

>Durkles and Mohammed shit bricks take off running

>be me filming this from forever the fuck away
>watching Durkles and Mohammed sprint away from robo-bomb covered in nipple tassles and lard
>All you can fucking hear is epic-fucking-sax guy blaring faintly

>Massive explosion, lard and nipple tassels everywhere.

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>>30932178

>>30935802
and little bits of beard.

Hadjis start making videos of them destroying saxophones.

>>30928680
itd be like modern bouncing betteys

guys how has nobody though of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI

>>30935281
A bit.
>>30929136
Admittedly, they were a relatively rare pickup in SP until the later levels, though.

top tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>30914018
>be isis agent
>just got done fucking qt goat friend
>about to go and kill some infidels
>walk round corner and see robot dog running towards me
>It ain't me starts playing

>>30914115
>fucking melee
What just have a broad sword on a motor just swinging in a circle above its head?

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>>30913979
>>30914018
>>30914106
>>30914169
>>30914330
>>30915279
>>30928680
>>30928804
>>30932178
I have recreated the psychological effects of this tactic for continued military studies.
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/57aba5d71f1b5-psyops-testing-for-k-related-purposes.php

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>>30938516

>>30914133
Implant a dog brain into this and strap bombs on it, there's no way it wouldn't be a complete success

>>30937558
Holy fuck, that is horrifying

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>>30938516
FUCKING KEK
Brilliant

>>30938516
You could use it to screen refugees. Blast La Cucaracha without warning out of the speakers at the refugee camp. Everyone who looks confused is OK, everyone who dived for cover is terrorist.

>>30932178
>isis fags held up in sand hut
>hear faint noise in the distance
>it slowly gets louder
>red eyes getting closer
>it stops
>suddenly robot doggo comes sprinting towards you screaming REEEEEEEEEE! as it enacts its ungodly purpose

>>30929925
with the little flippy leg ones you could probably get each one made for less than 1k

>>30922606
At least you're not a S.A.M.

>>30913979

the last sound you hear is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800

>>30937558
This whole thread went from hysterical to scary as soon as you posted this video.

>>30937558
Sounds like a dying rabbit

>>30914233
>Not Pop Goes The Weasle
Come on now

>>30937558
Buying 12

>>30938516
THATS THE HAT DANCE NOT LA CUCARACHA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30914462
The explosives going bad would limit the dwell time to 5-10years

>>30937978
See
>>30931048

https://youtu.be/lA6ybohAVq8

Yakety Sax

>>30938514
SWORD COPTER

>>30913979
$30k is prototype cost. Manufacturing cost would be significantly less once you have shops tooled up and ready to go.

>>30914115
Melee would be terrifying.
>Huddled in dark with mujahedeen brothers and goat wife
>Hear screams in the dark
>It's coming
>Silence. Cuddle goat waif tighter
>*thudthudthudthudTHUDTHUDTHUD*
>Fuck

Better make it out of corrosion-resistant metals to better deal with blood. Getting hit by ~150 lbs at 28mph would be shit.

>>30921133
Or have it scream "Allahu Akbar" on repeat

>>30929544
Fukken loved this movie.

>>30943475
Roboankleosaurus, fuck you and the walls you are hiding behind.

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>>30914115

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robots have ONE weakness

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Germans tried this in WW2 with dogs and bombs to try to blow up tanks. The dogs didn't care which side the tank was on and would accidentally blow up german tanks

>>30943616
this would be great if it actually worked

>>30943616
Nyet. That was a Soviet thing. Germans did not employ splodeydogs.

>>30943616
they had to hold the dogs in special cages and set them loose only when the enemy tanks are nearby

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>>30929220
With the number of songs, it will be a long time before it gets old. Jesus Christ, the tempo alone will soon make snackbars panic.

Bring the flying drones in:
>GOTTA MOVE ON
>THE TIME'S GOIN' ON
>HELP ME, BABY
>IT'S THE BLACK UFO

Melee drones [spoiler]with more bombs[/spoiler]
>STEEEEL BLAAADE (BLAAADE)
>THUNDER AND SPARK
>SO SHINY IN THE DARK
>AND YOU'RE SPINNIN' LIKE YOU'RE NEVER STOPPING
>YOU, NEVER, DID BEFORE
>SPINNIN' MORE

>STEEEEL BLAAADE (BLAAADE)
>YOU'RE TURNIN' FAST
>THE COUNTDOWN TO THE BLAST
>AND I'M HITTIN' LIKE I'M NEVER LOSING
>ONE PULLIN' AND I'VE WON

>NUMBER OOOONE

>>30937558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKCIFXqhLzo

>>30938499
Pottery

This entire thread is pure gold

>>30914179
>sprint

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>>30943616
Soviets did that.
Germans already had Goliath's.

>>30945786
Cool as fuck, like the mark4 version of suicide bot.

>>30916567
Cool a robot scalp massager