This man slaps your gf's ass in the club, what do you do?

>>30912655
Lick his cum from her pussy afterwards

>>30912655
throw him a big kahuna with fries

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>>30912655

Explain to my girlfriend that winning the Congressional Medal of Honor legally entitles him to slap the ass of any US citizen and there's nothing I can do about it.

>>30912655
>Congressional Medal of Israel Defender

make him eat it

>>30912655

I wipe myself off the blood and guts from my exploded girlfriend and greet him

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>>30912720

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>>30912720

>>30912655

Id wonder what the hell he does in my cunt and be happy over the fact that I have a gf.

>>30912655
Present my own ass as a tribute

>>30912720
not even Garth Ennis is that edgy.
>but not having the political cartoon of the kids with shades saying htat.

>>30912655
well, seeing as how he's DEAD, he must be a zombie.

laugh at him for blousing his dress pants.

>>30912655
Shoot him once with .45 acp

>>30912850
This.

Double tap his head and haul fucking ass.

>>30913065
He will fall, wake up, spit in some doctors face for thinking he died, and kill you.

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Demote him

Go Brock Lesnar on his ass

>>30912655
>This man slaps your gf's ass in the club, what do you do?
i would insist on buying master sergeant roy benavidez a beer and tell gf to pay more respect to a real legend.

>>30912655
contact his superiors and report his unseemly behavior

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>>30912757
>>30912782
>>30912813

"y-you're just edgy lol..."

Why can't you guys just accept that US is destabilizing the Middle East for Israel's benefit? Oil is just the secondary objective of America's path of destruction in the Middle East.

The last war that really mattered to America's freedom and sovereignty was probably the American Civil war.

>>30914749
What's wrong with that

I would jump from the club's stage and run 75 meters towards him and punch him in the right leg, face, and head. I would then knee him in the abdomen and smash a glass bottle on his back. Soon after I would jab my keys into his thigh and stab clubbing him on the head.
Haha, with my skills I'd send him to the hospital in a helicopter.

Go to parade-rest and say "Roger, Master Sarn't".

>>30912655
Act shocked then when he turns around sucker punch him right in the bottom of the skill

>>30914749
It's significantly easier to believe that Republican foreign policy is that delusional.

>>30914787

If you think Israel deserves to be larger and stronger, then for you, America is doing the right thing.

Meanwhile, have different opinions on Israel so I think it's wrong. Let's agree to disagree.

>>30914749
Fuck you, and the Middle East.

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>>30914867
What if we're torn between the idea of letting the 'rabs overrun the 'raelis and wanting the 'raelis to eradicate the 'rabs?

>>30912655
knowing how ex militry guys are like he would probably be killing you and raping your gf lol

Thank him for his service, duh.

>>30915212
Be honest, were you raised by a single mother?

Fuck his wife and force the two of them to snowball

>>30915328
Nope, mom and dad are still together. How is that relevant?

F

Spit, so he knows I'm alive

>>30912671
cuck

>>30914749
>Why can't you guys just accept that US is destabilizing the Middle East for Israel's benefit?

I wish this were true. The jews have pretty good heads on their shoulders; if they were secretly steering the course of the middle east, I would be SO relieved. I mean, as far as which culture I'd prefer to rule the world, they're like, #3.

>>30912655
Shake his hand

>>30915212
Well, I prefer the jew over the Muslim, but desu they are both trash

>inb4 jews arent bad!!! you r just edgy xd!!!
from my experience with jews, they aren't terribad, but I have had my problems with them, it's just my opinion.

>>30915941
Google is my personal #1.

>>30915941
This. Anybody that honestly believes that the Jooz are manipulating world events to their benefit clearly doesn't understand how singularly awful it is to live in Israel. Frankly, the entire Zionist project is going to end in an atomic fireball that leaves the whole region a puddle of molten glass.

>>30912720
It's hard to believe that there are people this delusional in the world.

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>random enlistedfag
I don't go to poorfag dance clubs. He'd never make it through the doors.

>>30912720
Pretty much this tbqh senpai

>>30912757
>>30912782
>>30914749

Stay delusional.

>>30914749
I would rather have some greasy haired, snipped dicked, hooked nose, shekel pinching, hand rubbing jew running things in the middle east than the people who flew 2 jumbo jets into 2 of our towers "for islam" before we fucked their shit up.

>>30915391
It seems to be a common factor with attention seekers.

And you get a lot of people who just want attention going "HURR U DIED FOR ISRAEL" in an effort to bait milfags.

>>30914867
Ok, but this comment >>30912720 is still edgy

>>30916622
Have you considered offing yourself? Cause if not, you really should.

>>30912655

I would wonder who put a club on the bird, since we're obviously about to jump.

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>>30912655

Punch him on his blubbery fat throat, grab him by his hair as he collapses to his knees, pull his hair back and bring my elbow down on his nose.

If he's still alive on the ground when I'm done with my drink, throw a napkin on his face and tell him to clean himself up, then give him a good kick or two to the chest before escorting my gf out.

On May 2, 1968, a 12-man Special Forces patrol which included nine Montagnard tribesmen, was surrounded by a NVA infantry battalion of about 1,000 men. Benavidez heard the radio appeal for help and boarded a helicopter to respond. Armed only with a knife, he jumped from the helicopter carrying his medical bag and ran to help the trapped patrol. Benavidez "distinguished himself by a series of daring and extremely valorous actions... and because of his gallant choice to join voluntarily his comrades who were in critical straits, to expose himself constantly to withering enemy fire, and his refusal to be stopped despite numerous severe wounds, saved the lives of at least eight men." After the battle, he was evacuated to the base camp, examined, and thought to be dead. As he was placed in a body bag among the other dead in body bags, he was suddenly recognized by a friend who called for help. A doctor came and examined him but believed Benavidez was dead. The doctor was about to zip up the body bag when Benavidez managed to spit in his face, alerting the doctor that he was alive.[3](see medal citation below) Benavidez had a total of 37 separate bullet, bayonet, and shrapnel wounds from the six-hour fight with the enemy battalion.[4]

Benavidez was evacuated once again to Brooke Army Medical Center, where he eventually recovered. He received the Distinguished Service Cross for extraordinary heroism and four Purple Hearts. In 1969, he was assigned to Fort Riley, Kansas. In 1972, he was assigned to Fort Sam Houston, Texas where he remained until retirement.

>> 37 bullet bayonet and shrapnel wounds

none of you could even make eye contact with this hard motherfucker.

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>>30918135

>>30916637
This guy gets it

>>30912813
Garth Ennis has the decency to respect war heroes. He's big on the "War Is Hell" narrative, but he's also big on the heights of heroism such a environment can force some men to be.

>>30912655
Thank him for his service.

>>30917888

Then hopefully in 20 years or so you'd wake from your wishful coma induced dream and hopefully be enough of a man to feel honored when you realize Roy Benavidez handed you your ass.

>>30914815
You're doing it wrong.
It's "Roger Mas'Sarnt."

>>30918135

You forgot the part where all of that happened AFTER he had stepped on a landmine and been told by doctors he'd never walk again. Dude taught himself to walk again through sheer force of will and in doing so demanded the doctor send him back into combat. They don't get harder than Benavidez. A terminator would break down in tears in front of the guy.

>>30916441
and I with my scrappy band of hardened wastelanders will go out with old slavshit and salvage that glass for it will be leaving most pure and beautiful in its construction. plus all that lead will give it a green tint to it.

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>>30912655
>Giết Người Mỹ

>>30918135
what kind of retard doctor can't tell if someone's breathing

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>>30912661

>>30912655
Whip out my cc and fucking waste him

>>30921033
jokes on you, BULLETS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ROY BENAVIDEZ

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I salute him, he salutes me..

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>>30912720
>All these texan fucktards getting triggered by this post
Tell me, when was the last time this country was under threat of invasion?

Protip: It's 1776. Never in our country's official history have we been directly threatened. Literally all we've done for 240 years is stick our noses in other people's business. What the fuck has Israel done for us? Let the shitskins kill each other, we get nothing out of sending young men and women to die in the jew's war.

>>30921289

>1776
>Not 1812

Christ son go back to school.

>>30921289
The hell does Vietnam have to do with jews?

>>30912655
Finish the job the gooks couldn't.

>>30912655
Thank him for finding me a gf AND bringing us someplace nice for our first date. Go home afterwards and design a new medal for best bro ever.

>>30912720
Hi /pol/, just a quick reminder, nobody likes you. Not even ur mum.

>>30920960
I guess when your right lung is blown out from shrapnel it makes things more difficult.
>>30918168

>>30921033
1000 gooks and a landmine didn't stop him, your CC wont do a goddamn thing.

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Just imagine if he would have jumped into that shit WITH a gun.
> dude literally spit in deaths face.