Spooky Innawoods Thread

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Some guy posted this in the last topic with a story, but nobody gave a fuck.
>pic related
>no relevant image searches
>oh shit nigger
Apparently snorks exist

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>>30894488

>>30894488
>be me
>bong
>go innawoods
>hear spooky noise nearby
>being the inbred chav that i am, i decide to investigate
>head towards sound
>after 5 minutes of walking i see it
>its a motorway
>remember i live in a tiny country with hardly any big woods

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Not innawoods but spooky.

>>30894647

explain?

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OK here we go. All true.

>Be me.
>Be deer hunting in very remote area with 6 m8's.
>Only way in is by chopper, would be a good 2 weeks to walk out.
>Divide up hunting blocks.
>Walk to my Valley. I walk round the edge of the valley, and plan to stalk the forest inside.
>As I walk round the side, deer sign everywhere, Loads of shit, and tarcks.
>Looksgood.mp3
>Get to top of valley - plan to stalk down the centre, get to a larger river system and get back to campsite.
>Have Sako Finnlight 85 in 7mm Rem magnum (Norma ammo, 125 Hollow point of i recall)
>walk into valley. Fucking weird. No prints, no shit, no grazing. Really weird.
>feels...odd.
>Begin to feel uneasy.
>Been in combat, know not to ignore 6th sense.
>Began to feel like being watched.
>genuinely scared at this point. Begin to move quickly towards foot of valley- too steep to climb out.
>Have overwhelming feeling of not being wanted.
>Unsling rifle, jack round in and have it at low ready.
>Then realise- no BIRDS singing. Forest is normally alive with sound but fucking nothing.
>Panic, start to run.
>Burst out of bush at stream junction, like being in a different world, it was like stepping out of a cold day into a warm room.
>Decide to smoke and make coffee. Undo pack, put down rifle, look for cigs.
>What the fuck....see red deer. Slowly reach for rifle. Deer sees me and scoots in Valley i just left. Fuck.
>pull out cigs, look for zippo. Suddenly, Crash as same deer fucking runs out of valley like the hounds of hell after it. Grab Sako,decide not to fire.
>MFW whatever the hell was in there was more scary than a hunter with a rifle.

>>30894868
Y'all don't even try anymore. There's a reason only two of these stories get capped for future generations.

>>30894665
making sure i have my spoop lore right, copper/blood is the smell of Skinwalkers, correct?

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>>30894868
the best part of this story was accidentally reading the second line as
>be deer, hunting in a very remote area with 6 m8's.

>tfw by the numbers spoop inawoods without any proper plot or scare instead of cool hunter deer

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Doing what I did in the last one of these and dumping

>>30894687
Kek

>bong innawoods
>hear screaming and animal noises
>grab air rifle and secondary (assault spoon)
>find source of noise
>it's Katie Hopkins getting fucked in a field, again
>tfw

>>30895082

speaking strictly about the writing style, it's too predictable, and your characters remind of telenovelistats. And i live in yurop.

Get good. Just thinking about my spoopy stories makes me want to leave this thread forever;

But one should face his fears hey?

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Probably one of the weirder ones

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>>30895040
First person spoop from perspective of rabid monster deer when

>>30895090
>Bill
GOAT horror story hero. Fighting something insane so he just keeps escalating his own insanity till he wins. And gets a hummer anyway.

>>30895538
>Be deer
>Be inna woods doing deer shit
>My mother runs past
>"Man is in the forest"
>Aw hell yeah, I've been training for this my whole life
>Stomp a handy skunk to death and wear it as a hat
>The smell is unbearable
>But this is gonna be worth it
>Recruit a friendly hare to make creepy noises
>Begin stalking the man
>Creeping real slowly, making sure I stick to the water and low ground
>Come out of it soaked and matted with fucking vegetation hanging off me
>I see the man now
>He's obviously creeped out by the noises
>And the smell's getting to him too
>Ready myself to burst from some foliage in ambush
>Realize I have never been this erect in my life
>bueno.leaf
>Leap out across his path
>Try to yell out something spoopy, but too excited so I just wind up laughing
>Sound like some sort of retarded coyote
>Man tactically shits himself
>Rear up on my hind legs to try and appear vaguely bipedal
>He sees my Great Prince of the Forest
>Screams like a little girl and runs off out of the woods
>Be now, years later
>Younglings acting worried because Man is near the woods
>Heheheh, I wouldn't worry about it

>>30894979
Skinwalkers are Indian shamen/wizards that do weird voodoo to transform into animals. I think they have to wear the animals skin and commit some bad shit (kill a baby, rape their family, eat the eyes of a blind orphan).

So yeah, they probably smell like blood.

>>30895863
skinwalker are made when a native baby kills its mother in childbirth in shaman family, its also possible for an adult shaman to become one by killing an innocent, must shamans try to avoid it for obvious reasons

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>be swedefag
>live in lappland
>decide to go innawoods with rifle
>no neighbours for 12km
>heard tales of some sami shit when i was little
>apparently this weird thing they were talking about makes blood hwoling screams in the middle of the night
>when theyre heard the next day dead reindeers and shit are found torn up
>i've heard the scream once, doesnt sound like anything else in the forest
>just a screeching howl
>was long time ago i thought about that shit so i forgot
>go innawoods atleast 38km from closest settlement
>nobody except me and my two rifles, a suppresed 308. and an over under shotgun
>set up camp in forest on a big flat rock
>didnt think that rock might crack from fire lol
>whocares.jpeg
>first night is windy and rainy i hear noises but its probably the wind
>i had hung up some fresh fish in the trees to keep away from the beers
>next morning fucking fish is gone
>it was three meters in the fucking air
>cant find any trace of it
>probably the wind xdd
(Cont.)
pic related my rifles

(Cont.)
>the steel wire i hung the fish in is still on the tree
>if this is some tall ass bear i swear to christ
>go take a piss by some trees
>go back to camp
>everything else is in order
>atleast the "bear" didnt take my food
>time to go pick blueberries
>i go out with my rifle on my back and blueberry holder thing in hand
>fullmetalblueberrypicker
>be seeing deer on "hygge"
>hygge is where theyve cut down trees for new ones to grow
>means cutting
>okay food lol
>i leave blue berry holder thing on the ground
>follow deer onto hygge
>be on top of big rock formation
>see deer like 150m away
>far shot but its a good side profile
>steady rifle
>PSUH!!
>deer walks for 10 meters
>drops dead
>i go back to leave my blueberries at camp
>blueberry holder thing is tipped over blueberries spilled on ground
>fucking cunt bear jesus christ
>is this thing fucking with me
>ireallyfuckingloveblueberries
>gather the blueberries and leave at camp
>think if this bear fucks with me again ill fucking kill it
>nobody fucks with my blueberries
>go back to deer after some time
>deer has lost its ass and both back legs
>wtf is this shit
>clean up deer and carry front deer half back to camp
>come back to camp all is untouched
>get fire going
(Cont.)

>>30896144
Faster Swedenigger, you've piqued my interest.

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(Cont.)
>fire is only for cooking and against insects
>in northern sweden we have midnight sun so i can see far
>cook deer
>this shit is tasty goddamn
>eat blueberries for desert
>everything tastes better in the wild
>go to sleep and hang up meat in the tree
>wake up in the middle of the night
>i smell a really weird smell
>its my fart
>have to take shit from all blueberries
>grab knife
>go away from camp to an open forest section
>can see all of fjäll
>fjäll is like open area between mountains
>damn good view for a shit
>hear it
>the fucking screech
>my blood turns to ice
>i shit
>i see something far far away
>it looks like mårran from mumin
>nobody lives here
>what is this fucking thing
>it looks at me i think
>felt like it atleast
>i make howling sound back to scare this fuck
>fucking thing goes sonic across the fjäll
>am i high
>go back to tent
>sleep with loaded shotgun
(Cont.)

(Cont.)
>wake up next morning
>fucking hell it didnt grab my meat this time
>i think i scared the fuck
>i feel watched
>well i wont back down and i cant exactly run home
>i will kill this thing or it kills me
>see scratch marks on a nearby tree
>deers usually do this with their horns
>only differnce is that these marks are 2,5m high
>fucking hell
>i set up alarms with old army food cans and some fishing wire and 00 buckshot pellets in them
>i piss all over the place to mark my territory
>carve heimdal runes into some trees around my camp
>i mark clearly this is my place
>if that thing enters its here to kill me
>go pick more blueberries
>mumin monster or not i love them
>see no trace of the fucker
>im proud of myself
>load 308. with zombie-killer greentip meme ammo
>looks badass and i feel like a badass with it
>put ash on supressor
>read that u should do it against skinwalkers
>ok im ready
>cook my food
>suddenly i hear nothing
>no bird
>no plane
>not even sami jojk
>this is 100% silence only heard it once
>get spooked af

(Cont.)
>okay if this is my end i will take this thing with me
>crawl under pine tree
>308. ready and loaded
>shotgun withing hands reach
>hatchet and knife on me
>lets go fucker
>i see a fucking moose running out of the denser parts of the woods
>just plowing trough
>runs straight trough my spookalarm
>clanging of alarm breaks silence really badly
>it was loud as fuck compared to the previous silence
>smell of wet hair and death
>call for thors hammer to smite this awful thing
>hear the screech again
>not fair away
>see pinetops moving
>what is this bigfoot
>i see it again
>its too dark in the thick forest to see any features
>looks like a big gray thing
>it has red spots
>blood
>what the actual fuck
>i bite on some pine to not scream or breath too loud
>it inspects my rune carving
>it knows its not welcome i hope
>goes to my my camp
>i aim at its head i guess
>fire
>i hear the clear sound of impact
>work bolt
>fire
>it stumbles a bit and snoars
>this is a troll i realize
>they are real
>grandma always told me about mountain trolls when i was small
>thought she was just making it up
>odinn help us

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(Cont.)
>it looks straight at me
>blood shot yellowish eyes
>like on a nigger
>big round nose
>its an actual troll
>it roars at me
>fuck it knows where i am
>time to man up
>grab shotgun
>it sonics towards me
>i instinct shoot it
>blam blam
>it stumbles a bit more
>i grab hatchet out of belt
>roar at it with the wrath of all of valhalla
>you to hell i will bring
>it roars back
>im standing at this point 10 meters from this huge thing
>3 meters tall atleast
>i roar at it again
>stand my ground
>i take one step forward
>it back the fuck out of my territory
>fast as fuck it runs in the direction of the hygge
>i just stand there
>what the actual fuck
>see blood on blueberry leafs
>pick up and take with me in wallet
>sleep like a baby
>wake up next morning
>birds are playing again
>its gone for now
>pack up my shit and start hiking home
>when home i put blueberry leafs with evidence in plastic zip lock bag
>travel to university in luleå
>give to them for dna analys
>they say they gave it to an university in uppsala
>get visit from government men
>no idea what agency
>they tell me its best if no one knows anything about what has happened
>nothing happened i get it
>my friend from university calls me
>he got hold of results
>dna matches with no known animal
>he tells me that he knows what i saw
This all happened 2009, I will never forget the smell or the sound, but atleast i fought what i still think to this day is a mountain troll. Scariest thing I've ever done

>>30896072
/k/ forcing trolls to back down for fucking with there blueberry's

>>30896166
>Swedenigger.
Isn't that just a regular one.

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>>30895745
Nice.

>>30896487
You cant write for shit Muhammad and your lapland is shit compared to the real deal

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>be ten minutes ago
>house is dark, no need for lights elsewhere
>read all the spoops here
>suddenly have to pee
>remember house is dark
goddammit.png
>make way to bathroom, pee
>get finished, about to flush toilet
>hear tap on the window
>no one else lives with me, nearest neighbor is probably half a mile away
areyoufuckingkiddingme.gif
>not really sure what to do
>imagine it's a burglar trying to burgle me
>exit bathroom, trying to consider what then next best course of action would be, cops or manual home defense?
>walk past kitchen, which has a window facing towards an opposite field
>see fireworks not too far away
>realize that's what I heard
>it dawns on me that nothing that interesting would ever happen to me
>get bummed out
>suck it up and post this

I've never gone so quickly from fear to relief to depression. Fuck that was weird.

>>30897036
I know that feel used to get it all the time back when I browsed /x/ all the time

>>30897036
Hey, esse, stop posting on /k/ and let me in the house you beech. I need to borrow your TV and Xbox.

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>>30897168
>mexiposting

>>30896072
Nice shotgun m8
Id like to SBS an o/u

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>>30897260
Thanks, what does SBS mean?

>>30897363
Short Barrel Shotgun
NFA regulated
Just silly American laws

>>30897405
Ah i see, so like a coach gun? That'd be handy if you could choke it for a bit tighter spread

>>30897405
It actually stands for Stacked Big Shitter, it has nothing to do with guns. Educate yourself.

>>30897405
That's a pretty crummy acronym given that there are also Side By Side shotguns.

>>30897036
>not carrying in the bathroom

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>>30894868
>Have overwhelming feeling of not being wanted.
I didn't come to this thread expecting feels

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>Camping innawoods in northern Tennessee
>Crack open an MRE next to my campfire and begin to eat it
>Begin smelling horrible smells and hearing distorted giggling
>I can see the creature in the distance by the light of my fire, It's easily over 6 feet tall and skinny as hell with glowing eyes
>In the distance, I see another tall shadow that I can faintly overhear talking
>"...This looks like a Glock 19, let's take a few shots and see if we can hit anything..."
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>Horrible screeching as the skinwalker begins to flee
>"Heh heh heh, He's a little more of a challenge to ring"
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>"Again we appreciate the support from Federal ammunition and Bud's Gun Shop"
>Skinwalker is limping away at this point
>"Look at that, he's trying to get away"
>Dumps entire mag into the beast
>"Hey, Hickock45 here. Life is good", he chuckles, having slain the innawoods spoop
>Keep the hood safe H

>>30897545
Side by sides are usually referred as SxS tho
And Short Barrel Rifles are referred as SBRs
>>30897433
Definitely

>>30897677
jej

>>30894488
I have a story, too. I've only ever told my wife, and it was only to explain to her a few weeks later why I always walk around the house with my shotgun at night. Btw, I'm on my phone so I probably will have spelling errors.

>be me, 19 at the time
>dont have any firearms, but my dad has, still does too, a Marlin 30-30
>but I have an M16A3 airsoft gun I bought just for shits and gigglets
>me and my friend go camping out in the forests of Washington
>if you don't know, most of WA is forests, but where I live was a huge pace for Indians to live, as its by the Columbia River
>hundreds of old Indian sites all around the state
>me and friend, Jay, decide to go camping in the most secluded place we could find on google maps
>find a place, has a town a few miles away, or so it looked like on the map
>we drive all the way there
>its about 1900 by the time we show up around the area we decided to go
>find a nice open area, but still covered by trees, and set up camp
>Jay unpacks our tents, and I go to find fire wood
>Jay brought a 12g, and an AR for rough and rowdy folk, as well as deer for meat
>decide to head off north, it looked a little less dense in Forrest than the East or South, and looked less damp the the West
>walk for about 5 minutes North and start picking up random sticks I find for kindling
>get a good size handful of kindling when I notice deer pellets all around me
>nothing too off, except they were all around me, but a circle probably about 5 feet in diameter around me
>it struck me ass odd, but nothing too major
>continue picking up sticks
>get a good bundle in my arms and head back to camp
>get kind of lost, but finally make my way back
>Jay has our rents set up, and is blaring country music from the 15" pinewoods in the bed of his truck
>I just decide to chop down some small trees next to our camp so I don't get lost again, and we can have some sort of clearing around us
>Jay grabs his axe, I grab mine, and we both chop down a couple trees each

>>30897902
>>I just decide to chop down some small trees next to our camp so I don't get lost again, and we can have some sort of clearing around us
>>Jay grabs his axe, I grab mine, and we both chop down a couple trees each

I hope this is fake and you assholes aren't cutting down young trees in public land cause you can't find a bigger clearing. It needless and a crime you cunts

>>30897902
Where's part 2?

>>30895745
>bueno.leaf
I kekked

>>30898035
By littler trees, I mean ones that aren't fucking 5' in diameter, you retard.

>we get enough firewood to last a few days, and call it good
>I start the fire, and Jay heads to his truck
>he comes back around the back and lowers his tailgate, waving around a couple packs of bud light and a few bottles of Crown Royal
>he actually spent ~$80 a bottle just for camping, that mad man
>we start drinking, downing a few cans in under 5 minutes each
>that's when we started hearing things
>birds starting making a weird sound
>there was a low rumble in the distance, like a CAT back louder moving all about miles away
>but still distinct enough to hear tracks
>like...tank tracks...idk how to describe it really
>we arnt phased at all, its probably just some loggers
>amazing enough, Verizon has data and cell coverage out here
>get on my phone and see if there's any logging companies out here in this part of the woods
>last one ended in the '50's when a tree fell onto a tractor, killed the operator and a few other people
>a little sketched out, but we just brush it off as "they probably wouldn't put it in papers online if they're logging out her anywhere
>rumbling continues well past 2am
>we are both pretty buzzed, but not quite drunk, lol #beerwater
>we decide to hit the hay
>we put out the fire by pissing all over it
>being gay as fuck and crossing our streams giggling
>but that's when I noticed that I felt as if I was being watched
>it sent shivers down my spine, but I couldn't pin it in anything
> decide its probably a cougar or something, and get in my tent and zip it up
>Jay does the same
>within 10 minutes he is snoring louder than a bear echoing through caves in hibernation
>doze off after an hour or so, thinking about what could've been watching us
>I'm sleeping, when I suddenly get woken up by a loud screeching
>I hear jay scream like a little gurl, and yell "That's not funny anon, you made me yet my sleeping bag, either that I'm still drunk"
Cont.

>>30898179
Well, this is part 3, but here's part 2/? >>30898257


>anyway, I hear something scamper off into the woods
>I hear Jay unzip his bag
>he doesn't move a foot, just standing in his tent, looking out
>I unzip mine and step out
>he's looking at the ground in front of him
>now, Jay is book smart, but this boy just ain't right, like bubba kinda not right
>he looks up at me
>"man, how'd you make these weird foot prints"
>I walk over
>there's foot prints front the fire pit, to the front of his tent, to the woodline
>woodline is like 5 feet from the back of his tent, but its still quite a ways
>I notice there's still some burning embers, and something has thrown a log half way to the tree line to the North, like it was chucking a price of hot wood
>cuz it was
>I walk over
>from what I could tell, it had claw marks in it
>that's when it hit me
>the door prints were like a bears foot prints, but it only had 3 claws
>I start looking all over the camp
>bear prints with 3 claws by my tent too, by the fire pit, and by Jays tent
>some of the beer cans are split open and are still running out
>we just look at each other in disbelief as to what just happened
>can just barely make out that there's some blueness in the sky
>look at phone
>440 something AM
>it also struck me as odd that I had no cell reception when u had full bars a few hours earlier
>thought it was weird
>suddenly I realize there was a smell to the camp
>like an awful rotting meat smell, like a deer had been sitting in the hot sun for DAYS on end
>I could tell Jay smelled it too, his face puckered when mine did
>then a loud ass screech was right behind me
>I dint remember what happened after this. But Jay said that I was attacking him and that I was insane
>I wake up and see Jay wrestling around with what I thought was a Grizzly
>flip my shit
>wait...i cant move...why?
>try to move and my arm twitches
>I've lost all motor skills
>see this thing raise its arm
>has a bear paw

Cont.

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>>30897036
>>30897631
>not clearing your house every time you go to the bathroom

it's like you have no desire to get a drop on the intruders/wumpuses

>>30894861
Russian /k/ommando saw creature near abandoned buildings with friends. Shot at it IIRC. Creature was bipedal but would crawl around.
Check desuarchive

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>>30894979
Yes that or recent kill

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This one unsettles me for some reason.

>>30898398
Part 4/?
I'm at work right now, and my co-worker is laughing his ass off at hoe this story sounds like shit. What an asshole. I still have nightmares about it
Anyway

>it has a bear paw
>but 3 long nails
>like human nails
>rips into Jay
>devours the inside of his chest
>I just lay there, in tears, as I'm helpless and can't move
>begin to cry and sob at the loss of my only good friend
>suddenly I'm Jared awake by Jay
>I was dreaming
>sort of
One thing I failed to mention is the use of body armor on us. Jay had his because he always brings it with him when he brings his AR, and mine was from Airsofting, but I ran with steel plates
>my plate carrier is ripped open
>it has 3 scratches running down it
>Jay frantically explains that a white thing was on top if me
>he tried shooting it, bur it only made him mad
>it tried getting into my chest, but I was wearing my plate
>I dont even remember putting it on
>Jay doesn't either, I must have been blacked out when i did it
>I come to fully, we're in his tent
>the thing is ravaging through my tent, its screaming and hollering in Jays voice to "Leave him alone!"
>I start freaking out
>jay slams my 30-30 into my lap and tells me to load rounds into his
>practically through my box of ammo at me and turns around to look through a little mesh window he had in his tent
>I try to load my gun, but I'm shaking badly, partly out of fear, and also out of adrenaline, as I just survived a bear mauling
>at least that's what was going through my head
>it begins shouting "get out get out get out!" In my voice
>creepiest moment up to that point
>that's when it hit me
>this thing isn't a fucking bear
>its a Skinwalker
>I've been browsing /K/ for about 6-7 years, but never believed any of the spoopy stories, just was good fun at the time
>but now they're all coming true, and in reality, right in front of me
>I rack a round in and look at Jay
>he turns to look at me
>his face is pale
>that's when I noticed it

>>30896072
>set up camp in forest on a big flat rock
You fucked up
>>30896282
>heimdal runes
Good idea
>100% silence
Caused by something big taking notice
>>30896377
>is a troll i realize
>they are real
Yep

Well done m8

>>30898478
Isn't that only for fairies?
Which includes them becoming quote unquote sex slaves

>>30897677
10/10

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>>30898547
Probs not a skinwalker but a fleshgait possibly?

>>30897036
Haha I have a similar story namefag.
>be me hanging out with buddy bryce and dog
>had just smoked 2 bowls on deck
>walk inside
>start talking about camping trip we wanted to plan
>hear door close
>bryce asks who's here
>no one should be here
>defcon 1
>dog is visibly alarmed
>tactically search house
>ready to fuck someone up
>find nothing
>bryce still paranoid
>walk outside
>hear same door slam again
>realize the deck door has a pneumatic dampener thing so it takes a solod 2 minutes to close
>we were high idiots the whole time

>>30898547
how did you get into jays tent if you both slept in your own

>>30898547
>5/?

>black piercing eyes, with a dullness to them
>a mouth like that one guy off of bleach
Yea yea, weaboo fag. It was one time, man
>it had no nose
>just holes
>its hair was like golems, but black and greasy, and a lot more, but still in patches
>its skin was rotting
>smelled like it had been sitting in the sun for days and was dead
>starring into the tent
>moving its eyes around like I couldn't see us
>like it was looking for some sort of movement
>Jay flipped his safety off
>the things eyes bolt to the origin of the sounds
>slowly moves its eyes up Jays body untill it looks him dead in the eyes
>Jay raises his gun and fires into it
>it screeches and runs off into the forest
>jay turns to look at me
>he's as white as a sheet
>I unzip the tent
>just stand there, waiting for a noise
>nothing. No birds, no wind, no animals at all.
>I can hear it moving away from our camp
>we decide its a good idea to sleep in our tent together
>we sleep untill around noon
>I wake up chilled, still unsure about last night, or this morning, or was it yesterday?
>look at phone
>completely dead
>great
>forest is back to normal
>fire is burning
>look for jay, as he want in his tent
>he's making breakfast on the back of his truck with a propane stove I brought
>is still pale white
>has his AR in front of him
>battlebelt on and everything
>sit down by the fire and recall the night before
>shivers man, shivers

More to come, have to deal with an alarm at work. Give me a few.

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Speaking of spooks would a ar/ak suffice for hunting the Huntsville goatman or should I go bigger?

>>30898687
He pulled me into it? Its not that hard to figure out?

>>30898694
According to some sources goatmen cant be killed by bullets alone

>>30898721
what else would one need? fire? silver? hepatitis?

>>30898603
Not that I'm aware. Fae usually have to be tricked into a pact, a circle, or into giving you their Name.

>>30898745
probably all 3 of those things AND a flamethrower

>>30898693
>>30898631
Sounds more like a flesh eating trickster. >>30898721
>>30898745
Depends if it's more physical than spirit. Can't go wrong with fire though.

>>30898707
so you were attacked in your tent and jay came and pulled you into his tent while the beast was what? just chilling in your tent waiting for jay to finish moving you so it could resume tearing your tent apart after you woke up? getting attacked and dragged into jays tent didn't wake you up?

>>30898693

Turned out to be a rabit in one of the rooms. Who lets in these animals? Seriously.
>6/? Maybe 7-8?

>Jay walks over and sits down on a log we made into a bench for us
>hands me a plate of camping scrambled eggs
>I remember it had red peppers, onions, cheese, the whole nine yards
>I remember it was the best thing since last night
>tasted like heavan sent an angel to make me food
(das really gay, bro)
>gobbled that breakfast down
>drank some coffee Jay made
>sitting there starring into the fire
>Jay stand up and loads his AR
>"so, you ready for today?"
>I look up at him confused as duck, we hadn't planned anything but just hanging out and maybe fishing
>"what? You expect me to stay here and let that thing come to me again? I'm taking the fight to it"
>I stand up
>look him in the eyes
>"fuck you. You're crazy. But I'm nit going to get killed by it here either."
>step unto his tent and grab Rifle
>its still loaded
Cont. Nie the elevators arnt working. Maybe ill continue when I get home. I get off in an hour so give me sometime.

>>30898821
I dont know? I was out cold. All I remember was seeing it eating Jay then waking up to him shaking me in his tent. And we were out of put tents when that happened, so Jay shooting it could've made it ran off, and by the time I came to it could've came back.

>>30898589
I know now to never camp on their rocks, heimdal runes were because i know trolls are scared of thor and if i can scare them like that if you know what i mean

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>>30898787
can you make bullet that will ventilate a spirit?

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>>30898889
You make your ancestors proud anon.

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>>30898900
Nope. Spirit = Not physical = Magic = Boolets do nothing
Pic related

>>30898903
I dont know if there is anything more to secure yourself from trolls, but it knew it was entering northmans territory when it was in my circle of runes and thats why it ran i think. Being a pagan might have saved my life, they can smell christians and i think they have more respect for a pagan

>>30898860
you should ask jay. anyway post the rest of your story your almost done.

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>>30898928
can you make a bullet magic? have it blessed? carve shit into it?

>>30898423
I know this is a little off topic but what kind of sling is that? It never occurred to me that I could toss the rear part around the forward end of the mag well instead of the back sling hook.

>>30898951
I've heard if you inscribe the entirety of War and Peace onto a .22 it can kill anything corporeal or otherwise. Get on it.

>>30898951
Yes. Yes. Just fuck up your ballistics!
Belief is key. If you don't believe in it, then it won't work.

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>>30898951
From what I understand:
You can, provided it wasn't mass-produced.

An attuned individual can provide a bullet with intent, and use specific materials to resonate.
But you need to know what you're going to shoot, and why.

>>30899006
Nope. Mass produced can be used just as well. Just needs someone who has the right skill and knowledge. Although hand made does look sexy.

>>30898934
Ok, elevators are fine now, I had to reset them.

>7/7

>we trek deep into the woods following the foot steps the creature left
>leading to a clearing
>it has a small shack in the middle of it
>there's a bunch of old logging equipment
>this had to be the place that I saw online, because it even had an old tractor with a tree down on top of it
>we slowly approach the shack with our guns raised
>we're sweeping the wood line and the shack for any signs of movement
>it reeks of death
>we get closer to the shack
>and there's a sign for the dead logger next to the tractor
>it has claw marks all over it
>looks really old
>cant read what's on it
>"H....K.....ar....st..."
That's all I could make out of it
>looking intently at sign
>suddenly a loud, ear piercing scream came from the shack
>the windows are basically black because of dirt and shit
>cant see inside
>can hear crying
>as we get closer I can see black stuff in little drops, like blood, leading up the the door
>Jay looks at me, I look at him
>he nods
>I shake my head in disagreement
>he stacks up on the door
>being an Army veteran, he sure is crazy fucking stupid
>stack up behind him
>squeeze his shoulder
>he reaches for the door
>right before he touches it
>the glass breaks right next to us
>peices go flying everywhere
>get pushed over by something flying through the door
>roll and push myself up off the ground
>Jay already has his gun trained on it
>its standing there
>staring at us
>almost 8 feet tall it seemed
>I raise my gun
>it opens its mouth trying to speak
>"wh....whyyyy have Y..u comm heEEree"
>it barely screeches out a coherent sentance
>it repeats itself
>"why..have you.....come here"
>it sounds like all screechy and broken
>I lower my gun
>"we came to hang out and have a good time. And you're trying to kill us. Why are you here?" I mumbled out
>jay looks over at me like I'm insane
>it starts speaking again
>"friends....are always...important"
>its getting better at talking

>>30899006
>Infusing bullets with Nen.

Just when I thought I had seen it all

>>30899081
8/7 last one now guys

>"always keep...them close to...your heart..."
>he looks at the cross
>I look over
>look back
>"are you his friend?" I ask
>"n...no...but when I took...over this body...i remembered what..he felt"
>I look at jay
>he's still trained on him
>"why did you come to our camp site?"
>"because...youre on my..land"
>"you're land?"
>"yes...i..protect...the animals and trees...here"
>a branch snaps to my right
>the creature snaps his head left
>I look at the source of the sound
>a park ranger steps out from behind a tree
>"You boys alright?"
>look back
>the creature is gone
>look at ranger
>he has his hand on his gun
>we lower ours
>"yea, just a wild animal"
>"it sounded alot more than an animal. Why don't you 2 come with me. I'll get you back to your camp site"


Basically, he told us not to tell anyone what we saw and that its nothing to worry about. I talked to Jay and he said that I fainted in front of his tent, and the thing jumped on top of my and started ripping at my chest. He started firing and the thing screamed and ran off into the woods. He pulled my inside and it came back when he was trying to wake me up and started going through my stuff in my tent.

>>30899164
damn thats crazy but totally unbelievable

>>30899208
I second the bullshit. If you're gonna write about spoops at least make it believable.

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>>30899164
>it's nothing to worry about

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>>30899164
Wow, that was mega fucking lame. Sounds like your workplace has gremlins though. Why dont you tell us about the time you did shots of Jeager with them in the mop closet?

>>30899164
So skinwalkers can feel emotions and memories. But can they feel disadvantaged and victimized by supposed systemic white oppression?

>>30899164
good story, wish the ending was more badass

>>30899249
That wasn't a skinwalker by the sounds of it. Either way most Skinwalkers were people at some point.

>>30898631
you wanna hear something scary?
goatman is something common here in south mexico
We call him the huay chivo.
>inb4 thats the chupacabra
fuck me, that shit was made up for smokescreen in the 90´s

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>>30899357
No kidding amigo

>>30899403
then again, I´have never heard about any skinwalker stories here. Buy huaychivo/goatman are plenty. they say he only appears to evil people, others says is a brujo ( a shaman), or the Devil itself.

>>30899441
The witch with hooves is the one I've seen.
Also chupacabra is the kokopelli according to some navajo folks i used to know.

>>30895433
This one always gets to me. Phuck.

>>30897433
coach guns aren't legally considered short barrelled, as long as they've got a barrel length of at least 18 inches and an overall length of 27 inches i think? but most SBS builds are somewhere between a coachgun an a sawn-off.

Again, shitty american laws that shouldn't even exist in the first place.

>>30895745
Every spoop ever

Bump, I need more of this stuff.

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>>30900607
Here ya go

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>>30900607
One more.

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>>30900690
>>30900628
Thanks, based mobileposter.

>>30898951
Alright, you'll want a hollow silver bullet. Fill it with holy water, preferably blessed by the pope or another high-level divine spellcaster, along with a handful of small splinters of wood for vampires and whatnot. Engrave as many holy symbols and sigils as you can fit onto the outside of the bullet, covering as many different religions as you can. Some stuff goes down to crosses, but you might need some of that japanese spirit-sealing stuff on another.
You'll want to add some magnesium or something to it for an incendiary effect.
Pray while shooting.

>>30900775
The Zone has few computers.

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Not the spookiest story, but I'll share anyway

>be me
>11 or 12
>hunting with dad at our property
>we drive out on the quad and get set up
>he sits on the tripod while I chill in the quad, rifle in my lap and feet on the hood.
>comfy as fuck
>start to fall asleep
>suddenly hear my name, whispered in my ear
>think its my dad so I look over
>mfw he's fast asleep

I heard it a couple more times before we headed back to camp. still think of it from time to time.

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Katyusha

>>30897677
kek

>>30896487
>did_u_watch_trolljägeren.jpg
In socialist denmarkistan we murdered every last fucking thing that could mess with us, several hundred years ago. Now all that's left is ghosts. At least we can have semi-automatic assault rifles for "hunting outside the nation". (i.e. let's not tell the UN we can remove kebab when we get tired of them) Sadly, they're a lot more expensive than a regular rifle.

>>30897260
I like sbs', but something about doing that to an over/under just tickles me in all the right places.

>>30895090
>BANZIA!
I fucking died

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>>30895090
>30 rounds clip into a FAL

>>30896213
>monster screams
>fuck it, I'll scream the fuck back
Swedes

>>30901996
i'm swedish and maybe that's why my first instinct is to yell really fuckin' feirce at something crashing towards me at night. I always go HEY! and it takes off, typically. Although i suspect they were all deer

I do it to aggressive dogs too, but now that you mention it i have done it when somebody is way out of control or a threat

IS THIS GENETIC?

>>30902014
Yes

>>30902014
Grejen var att jag ropade ett vanligt svenskt hej, utan detta var ett ljud som skulle få självaste Gjallarhornet till skam, jag har aldrig vrålat så högt i hela i mitt liv efter detta

>>30902576
Ropade inte** sorry

>>30901704
Well that movie i watched a couple of months ago, didnt get ptsd or anythig but it was a bit startling to see so well animated trolls, my encounter mostly looked like the small brown ones in the cave i guess. I should become a troll jägare if the government needs one tough lol

>>30899164
Anon did a skinwalker just teach you the true meaning of friendship

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>>30902822
Do Skinwalkers believe in life after love?

>>30898451
Caan you link if possible

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Got another one

>>30898951
>magic bullet
I think /pol/ can lead you in the right direction on this one

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>>30899164
Sounds like you have yourself a wraith. I can help you...for a fee

>>30895082
>>>reddit/r/nosleep

>>30900690
>not posting the conclusion

>>30894647
Looks like a black tarp

>>30895040
thats exactly how i read it..

>>30898489
This one spooks me a little.

>>30898721
They probably didn't use enough

>>30898631
Ironically enough, the picture used for Skinwalkers is actually a costume of Monster Slayer, one of the Navajo Holy People.

>>30896213
>I smell a really weird smell
>It's my fart

excellent storytelling swedebro

>>30905017
nigga you can't just say that and not post it either or tell us about it

>>30907716
Well fuck I can't find it
But
>TL;dr
>anon finds out what happened
>two windigos attacked his log cabin
>one finds its way in
>they run outside
>his dad kills one
>They get to car
>they drive away
>the other one just screams

>>30901930
they do exist... so they dont look as good as the 20 rounders, big deal its 10 more rounds man

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>>30897677
Hickok is as tall as a skinwalker

>>30908544
That's not even his final form

>>30908544
You see, Hickok is actually half skinwalker.

The two liters are skinwalker eggs.

>>30898489
I live in VA but we go to Ranson for good strip clubs. VA is pasties and G-string's but WV is full ass naked.

>>30899357
I do not doubt this one bit

>>30896548
/k/ is a magical place

>>30898838
you didnt finish

>>30898687
OP has slip up, he and Jay actually went into the woods to gay it up with eachother. Only one tent.

>>30901372
slavs

>>30908147
thanks man

>>30902896
And can they hear something inside them say "I really don't think we're strong enough?"

any one want to go camping? I know some great spots up state.

>>30911003
>>30911003
also don't mind my disc ordinated movements I swear to god its just a side effect of being prescribed ADHD meds since 5th grade.

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>>30895040
got this from /x/, you might like it

>>698478710
You guys might want to check this thread out. I found it on /b/.

>>30911514
>>>/b/698478710

>>30897902
Yakima?

>>30894706
Any info on this? Did the guy say any more?

>>30898547
You browsed /k/ when you were 12?

>>30911776
I second this. Also nice freedom digits.

>>30911422
Kek

>>30894488

>be me
>actually learn elements of the witchery way from an old navajo man who allegedly shitposts IRL as a coyote
>come to website i enjoyed as a kid
>everyone roleplays stories where they encounter skinwalkers who smell like bloody coins and always say "don't worry about it"

ugh someday i'm going to teach you guys how to sing people into the ground

>>30898645
Careful bro. I love k as much as anyone, but don't forget this crowd is a very compartmentalized conservative one...don't talk about your weed here, people gonna say you're a pothead, throw away your guns, etc. etc.. Ironic that true right wingers would say such a thing but thus is contemporary politics.

>>30914051
Oh old wise Indian shitposter, teach us your ways. I'm actually curious as to what 'sing people into the ground' means.

>>30911422
No one can be that autistic

>>30894647
Looks like black cloth on top of a Boston Dynamics robot

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>>30911776
>>30912558

>>30902822
It's just like my animated pastel horse show!

>>30914051
Alright friend let's hear it.

>>30914051
Look I don't want to just pump lead into these sloops till they stop moving. I would much rather be diplomatic and respectful and only mag dump as a last resort. Tell me what I should know.

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>>30917794
Been a few days since I first saw that and I am still deeply concerned.

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>>30897677

I do have one story I have only told once, and the thread was dead anyway so fuck it here goes

>Be me
>Military style upbringing
>Same with all my friends
>At age 12 we were always practicing military formations and shit
>I am leader
>Thats a lie I wasnt but I had the best property for it so I like the title
>Live near spoopy forest
>Forest has a worn out fence going across for miles
>So long I have never actually found the edge
>Forest is known for missing peoples and shiz
>Teenagers often flock for camp trips and end up having the whole area searching for their dumb asses
>Anyway
>Am now 24
>Me and my buds still buds except for one who had died due to a drunk driver
>Driver was murdered by someone
Definitely someone we knew but we kept our mouths shut bc he killed our friend
>Decide that after all these years we should break the rules
Dont go past the fence timmy, you might get lost
>Fuckit
>Me and friends lets say....T, J, F are all keen to practice our skills
>We all joined branches of the military as soon as we could so we are well trained..ish
>we have our firearms
>Le me with AK-102 and 40
>Le F with SKS
>Le fucking T with Ar-15 n00b
>and le fucking J with his remington 870
>We pack enough food for about a week even though we are only going for a day or two
>Am a medicfag so bring my medical supplies in case
>We set off
>Travel to fence
>Start feeling uneasy
>Just kidding it felt fine wtf I was kind of disappointed
>We climb over
>Unchartedterritory.jpg
>We begin our walk
>Coyotes are a common sight but are much more aggressive in this area due to less food so they hunt in packs the niggers
>People hate them and often go on extermination trips
>Hear howling unusually early
>Literally nothing is spooky at this point its what they do
>Hope to go find and shoot some of them
>We walk in the direction of howling
>Loud banging
>We shit ourselves
>Guns are ready as we begin walking to where the noise came from
>For fuck sakes no
>"Hey boys y'all huntin?"
cont

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>>30920990
I am swedebro from earlier in the thread if u read it, im watching this thread my boy keep posting

>>30920990
Between you and the drunken Cubans next door, this seems more interesting.
Continue, lad.

>Fucking great
>Its the towns kind of crazy guy I guess
>He's super cool but thinks the place is haunted with monsters haha nigger
>"Yeah haha"
>"Watch out, I heard some weird howling over round this way"
>Hes pointing at where we are headed and I try telling him its coyotes but hes crazy so fuck it
>We continue
>Horrible stench
>Copper and blood
>Again I'm kidding wtf every story has the same shit in it I didnt expirience that at all
>But no it did smell like shit
>Dead coyote
> J recalls a story about like fagwalkers or some shit
>So done with his retardation
>Coyote has been skinned
>Clear fucking bullet hole seriously it was obviously a hunter
>We continue being wary a hunter may be about
>Walk for another few hours
>Only 4 hours of sunlight left
>See a tent in distance
>Campers by the looks of it
>We approach
>Smellsgoodman
>Cooking some rabbit
>Edge forward and inspect camp site
>Its empty
>Hear a crack behind us
>Campers returned with some fire wood
>Cutie 3.14 w/ them
>She screams
>Oh fuck
>we explain to them why the fuck we have guns and look like some muslim militia
>They laugh and offer us some food
>We sit down having a nice munch
>Offer to let us stay the night
>Agree
>Set up our shit
>Time passes and we just talk and drink
>Its late now and pitch black
>About 2am
>Im asleep
>Loud as fuck banging noises and I dont mean sex
>Gunshots ringing off
>I at first just think its drunk friend picking off a pack of boodthirsty coyotes but the gun shots werent coming from us
>Realise we are being fucking shot at
>Military mode activate
>"T, J, HUNKER DOWN HUNKER DOWN
>Fucking turn into military mode man
>F Protect the civs
>He dives in covering them
>For fuck sakes we cant see shit
>Not even flashes from their muzzles
>Their bullets are somehow not hitting us
>Fucking bang right in J's leg
>Begin firing blindly into nothing
>J is screaming in pain
> his first combat injury and hes not even on deployment fucking cant wait to explain this to his parents
Cont

>We have cover and just continue our formation
>We are just screaming at eachother hoping to spot someone but nothing
>I ask if we are near any hills they could be shooting down at us
>Nothings its just flat
>Then for no reason nothing
>Complete silence
>literally nothing
>We get down and act dead maybe the fucking cunts think they got us
>J is biting down on some cloth to not scream
>We decide to wait it out as I tend to his injuries
>Dawn hits
>Fucking retard we all are
>Completely forgot about the civs in the tent
>Fucking hell theyre fine
>They just decided to stay down and shut up
>Good call
>As the light breaks we decide to go investigate
>We walk in the direction we were being shot at from
>Absolute silence in formation
>Going so slow im almost bored
>Crack from behind us makes me turn at almost finger my trigger like that hot chick in middleschool
That didnt happen btw
>Twas a stray coyote
>Dont shoot bc we could hit the civs if we missed
>and we dont wanna alert the niggers that could still be up here
>Find a big log on the ground
>Oh fucking hell this is it
>Holes drilled into the log to shoot out off
>Like it was a makeshift bunker front
>Get scared bc absolutely no ammo cartridges around
>They must have shot an easy 1000+ bullets at us this isnt possbile
>Fucking F almost screams (Pussy)
>Big bloodstain on one side of the log
>Bullet holes in the log show we were shooting in the right direction
>The log was to thick for our bullets to penetrate though
>Realise one of us godly shooters must have hit them through their hole in the log
>Take that you mother fuckers
>No sign of them being here besides the holes though
>No foot prints or anything
>Fucking spoopy if you ask me
>No one just shoots at people like this for no reason
>J suggests maybe we were the targets of an attempted assasination
>Hahaha good one J
>Actually think its plausible
>Definitly not just a random thing they set up for this
>Decide to find out who these civs are
>Return to camp

>They arent fucking here
>"DROP"
>We all went back into our defensive positions just incase
>Lmao fucking bird just chirping away
>Gunshot goes off
>Fucking J shoots at a bird with his hefty fucking shot gun
>Hits it though
>I yell at him
>He kind of laughs it off as if we werent just in a life threatening situation
>We return home
>Fucking hell realise how weird it all was
>Decide to never even mention it
>Sometimes I still go back to the edge of the forest trying to fucking see something
>J was never allowed to see me again bc the fucker said we shot him bc we mistook him for a deer
>Probably better than saying we were almost assassinated
>Still meet with them on occasion
>Still in military
>Still never go to forest
>moral of the story
>Watch out for those fucking civs in forests dudes

>>30921207
I'm interested jeep going nigger

In my opinion I can't explain it at all, if they were hitmen or something they would have fucking hit us we were out in the open they shot like ameteurs

But they did everything so well and hid the evidence of it great

I still think one of us killed one of them so I dont fucking care I still serve to this day and will continue to do so for a while....this hasnt really affected me but I do have occasional nightmares about the situation

>>30898489
That shit's fucked as all hell.
I don't believe a word of it, but something about it really gets to me...

>>30921345

fuckin wut? what did they look like? did they talk?

>>30921982
Absolutely nothing but gunshots, Not a word or a shout from them We didn't even see them it was so dark, we couldn't even make out the muzzle flash it was weird as fuck

>>30901372
Fuck, I'm starting to think I would a skinwalker.
>be lonely anon
>spend every 3 day weekend innawoods because no gf
>Just me and muh mini-14
>Sit around campfire singing along with mp3 player
>On speaker because no other people for miles
>most songs are sappy romance shit because I'm a sad faggot
>eventually fall asleep when fire is good and out (don't want to disappoint Smokey)
>on one trip the battery dies in my player and I notice how quiet it is that night
>no animals or bugs or anything, just the fire
>shrug it off as normal for this late at night and go to sleep
>wake up a couple hours later because holy fuck what is that smell
>you know the drill: copper, decay, all that good stuff
>recognize skinwalker brand perfume and audibly wretch before catching myself and freezing up
>think my mp3 is back on because I hear music
>realize it's coming from trees beyond campsite
>fuckin' talented walkers can do instrumental accompaniment, who knew?
>Fire off a couple rounds in its direction in the hopes of scaring it off
>music cuts out and sounds of suffling away
>stay on high alert until the smell dies out just to be safe
>pack my shit and NOPE all the way back to the city

Con't

>>30922317
>Still go camping but find different spots, all miles away from that one
>add small game hunting to my routine
>rabbits and shit, just for a meal so I don't have to lug food with me
>one such trip about 5 months after first spookfest
>skin a couple and put them in my fire
>eat, snuff it out, go to bed
>wake up to skinwalker stillness again
>smell hits right away but this time it's less "festering roadkill" overtones and more "sickly sweet honey with mashed berries" to go along with the copper body
>get ready to run back to civilization again before the music starts
>haven't brought my mp3 along for the last few trips
>must be the same fucker as last time, it's tasted my fear and wants to finish the job
>mimics a few tracks
>notice it's just the love songs
>skinny's "singing" stops
>suddenly THUD, THUD, THUD
>all right outside my tent
> yell "PLEASE GO AWAY!" into the night
>a minute or two goes by before the smell vanishes and the bugs start making noise again
>wonder why it did what I asked as I fall asleep cradling my gun
>wake up at dawn and start picking up campsite, notice three more rabbits lying in firepit
>all perfectly skinned
>take them out of fear of insulting the monster stalker
>feel like I'm being watched all the way to my truck
> as I drive back to the city, notice I forgot to grab my "reading material" (no internet innawoods so fapping must be old fashioned style)
>oh well, hope mr. Spoops likes lesbians

con't

>>30922323
>ponder over my second encounter for the next two weeks
>decide fuck it, I need to investigate this shit because /k/'s stories don't sound like this and I want my porn back
>return to same campsite that Saturday
>this time drive right up to campsite state law be damned I ain't risking that hike
>Find old campsite way too easily
>because holy shit, something has been maintaining it
>there's a clumsy pile of firewood, rabbit carcasses strewn about, and even a little "tent" made of moss and leaves
>no sign of my porn though
>bare foot prints all over, but no signs of human habitation so I settle in as the sun starts to set all the while feeling like I'm being watched
>No hunting this time, just me waiting for weird ass skinwalker to come back
>know it will, and have rifle at low ready
>Dusted bullets and muzzle in white ash that morning, just like uncle /k/ taught me
>Sun sets and all goes quiet, tense up
>Smell of copper rolls in (much less severe smell of pine this time) and I'm scanning the tree line
>Sweep to a woman in tattered clothes standing at edge of campsite, didn't see any kind of approach

con't

>>30922334
>we stare off as I keep my gun pointed at "her", am wise to their games by now
>a full minute passes in silence and it asks, "Pleezgoa... way?"
>the skinwalker is talking to me holy shit
>it's pointing back the way I assume it came so I figure its asking if I want it to leave
>"N-no." I manage to stutter.
>it takes a couple steps towards me before sniffing and locking eyes on my gun
>it looks afraid
>should feel good that it's scared of me even the smallest bit, but I feel almost sorry for it instead
>lower my gun a few inches and ask what it wants with me
>it takes another step and just points at me and starts its singing again
>only this time it's in my voice
>"Why are you doing this?"
>she starts turning red, but not like a blush, more of a hue shift
>like she knows we do that but not quite how yet
>then she takes a crumpled paper out of her clothes and I finally connect her face in my head
>she's mimicing the models in my nudey mags
>turns out she does a good job as she drops the rags of a top she was wearing
>I lowered my gun even more and took a step toward her
>some how this horrible monster had decided it liked me and was now trying to appease me in its own way
>the rabbits, the singing, the campsite, and now this?
>I could only guess that it was trying to get close to me
>by now we're standing right in front of each other
>she puts her hand on my chest
>fuck its warm
>I want to touch her back but I'm still trying not to tactically shit myself
>she comes it closer and puts her head on my chest
>she puts her weight on me and I fall backwards (thankfully not onto any dead rabbits)
>open my eyes again and she's already trying to remove my clothes
>go to talk and she just plants her lips on mine
>not even really a kiss, just pressing her face against mine
>kind of black out when I look into her eyes, like some kind of trance thing I dunno

con't

>>30922342
>Wake up and it's pitch black out and I'm freezing
>freezing because my clothes are torn to hell, like she couldn't figure out how to get them off me and just cut me out of them
>she's crouching a few feet from me, totally naked
>also holding some kind of meat
>I sit up and look for my gun, it looks like she dragged me away from it rather than move it
>I ask her what happened but she doesn't say anything
>just throws meat to me and starts to eat
>it's totally raw but she watches me expectantly and I'm not about to piss off a skinwalker
>eat my meat, it's fucking awful but she smiles (I think)
>crawls over and lays on me again
>I ask her again what she wants
>"Wa-nt... you"
>it sounded like she was trying to say it without mimicry
>she goes in for another kiss
>help her out this time
>wake up next morning and she's still there, still naked, still awake
>I get new clothes on and stow my rifle in the truck all while she watches with what I guess was supposed to be a sad look
>"You go away please?"
>"I'll come back."
>at that she stood up and touched my chest again
>kinda hurt, she was pretty strong and she pressed down on me
>"If come back, stay always"
>it didn't sound like a request
>more like a prediction
>I drove away and watched her go back to the forest, looked like she was taking off her human disquise as she went
>Never got my porn back

There, now there's at least 2 pieces of skinwalker writefappery
>inb4 fake and gay
No shit

>>30922317
>sleeping without a fire
Do you idiots actually do this? Holy shit.

>>30922354
fake and gay

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>>30922354
>at least two
More than that anon

>>30922368
in after fake and gay

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>>30894488

All right, the guy who told me this story was an older dude and one I have enormous respect for. I was heading off to Afghan and he had done a tour in 'nam. We talked about war and shit- I was a bit nervous- , command and coping and after a few rums we were a bit sozzled. Anyway, this is how it went. At the end of this he got quite emotional. I don't believe for a second he was lying.

>Be OP's friend
>Be innajungle
>Vietnam 1968
>Summertimeinnamanddyingwaseasy.mp3
>4 week operation with NZ Company out of Nui Dat
>NZ Infantry, extensively trained in Malaya before 'Nam
>Unit was 4 RAR/NZ ANZAC Battalion
>Shit sorted out
>Little enemy activity. Lots of ambushes which weren't sprung.
>Very slow movement, platoon strength.
>Slow rate of movement. Known VC area of operations.
>Have L1A1 SLR in 7.62mm
>Lance Corporal
>Damn Hot
>Could be ambushed anytime, or stumble across enemy
>punji stakes and mines
>putrid stinking muddy jungle- "the green hell".
>Jungle greens, jungle hat, face paint
>3 weeks into operation. Had RESUP.
>Platoon Commander orders a LUP that evening

Now /k/ a LUP is a lay up point where the platoon rests. Think of a concentric series of circles, like a wagon wheel. Its a bit more complex than this, but in the center you will have a command group, medic, signaller. You will have sleeping points in the next layer or ring. Hopefully these will mutally support each other, even Innajungle. Then, your platoon support weapons (In this case, M60's) in interlocking arcs to support each other, covering likely enemy lines of approach. There will be sentry posts in the outer ring, and a defensive belt of command detonated claymore mines, commanded by the sentries.

SOP was that if you are at a LUP you dig a "shell scrape", basically a fighting pit. If you have done this, it sucks doing it every night. Provides immediate cover from enemy fire.

>Reach LUP. Tuck into tasty ration pack. Change socks,get out entrenching tool.

Cont.....

>>30897677
My sidearms.

Why are the stories in these threads a million times better than any in /x/?

>>30922594

Because /x/ uses magic and other mystical stuff to protect themselves whereas our defensive measures can be measured out in gauges, caliber and is the most potent expression of our will in lead, steel and copper.

>>30922317
>>30922323
>>30922334
>>30922342
>>30922354
Sounds more like you want to meet a trickster or dryad of some sort.

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>>30922528

OP Cont...

So, whats important to this story is you have about 30 dudes in a concentric defensive position. Some of the platoon will sleep, the rest will be on "stag" (sentry) or radio watch as the Battalion HQ will have some shit they want to bother you with.

Where were we?

>Be Innajungle

Now, I dont know how much of /k/ has been innajungle, but it gets fucking dark at night.

>Get out Entrenching tool
>Fuckit.mp3
>Tired.mp3
>Its dark, the boss won't know, I will just get food and sleep.

At this stage my friend got pretty emotional. He knew this was a fuck up, it was sloppy, but he had had enough of sneaking through the bush for three weeks.

>Crawl into cotton jungle sleeping bag
>Blessed sleep
>Got woken up.
>WTF is that?

He said that when he woke up, he saw his dad, back home in kiwi land, sitting on his pack looking at him. He was smiling, but shaking his head and moving his finger back and forth. A gesture he used when he was small. My friend said it wasn't like white and misty, just "real".

>Grab entrenching tool.
>Start to dig.
>Figure smiles and nods.
>Not scary, just weird.
>Finish shell scrape. go back into bag, try to sleep.
>Literally seconds later
>CONTACT!!!MP3
>BOOOOOMMMMM - Claymore goes
>Screams, VC Blown to bits by steel ball bearings.
>BamBamBamBamBamBamBamBamBAm.mp3

There is no better sound in the world when you are in the shit to hear your 7.62mm machine gun open up /k/.

>PopPopPopPopPop.mp3- M16's engage
>Grab SLR and look for enemy
>Jesus Fuck "Enemy Front!Mp3
>Let off 5 rounds from L1A1
>Suddenly something lands just in front.
>type 67 stick grenade
>Fuck!
>Roll into pit.
>KABOOM.mp3
>Pack blown to shreds
>Would have been killed but for pit.
>Partially deafened by blast, but OK.
>Enemy break contact, at least 2 KIA, drag bodies and wounded off.
>Get back to Nui Dat.
>Company Commander: " Sorry OP's friend, your Dad died in NZ 3 weeks ago".

So /k/..was it too long innajungle or something else? Who knows?

>>30921041
Hur svårt är det att skaffa vapen i Sverige?
Har jämt vart intresserad men bara haft ett luftgevär

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>>30923075
Jägarexamen är lätt.

Sportskytte är onödigt krångligt, mest för att sportskytteförbundet eller vad fan det heter går i RPS ledband så in i helvete.

Har aldrig stött på en skytteförening värt att ödsla tid på.

Vill du ha någonting utanför rullorna är det hemmabygge eller att du kontaktar den lokala juggeklanen.

t. inte SÄPO

>>30923127
Det här kanske är en dum fråga men måste man jaga för att ta jägarexamen?

>>30923172
Nej.

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>>30923075
jägarexamen kan du få klass 1 vapen på, vill du riktiga grejor ska du vara sportskytt eller allra helst vapenhandlare.

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does anyone have more like these?

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>>30924339
Vilken klass räknas nuggets som?

Goddamn elfish.

So can you talk to these things? Like make deals and understand and respect one another (inb4 faggot)? An example being I smell bloodcopperdeath.meme I lower weapon and say out loud that I mean it, the forest, and the the forests inhabitants no harm and will only kill what I can eat. Would that be OK?

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>>30924728
hahahahahah du är autistisk om du vill ha slaviskt skit, den enda bra naganten du hitta är den finska. ska du ha ett repeter gevär från den tiden ska du sikta på en svensk mauser.

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>>30925916
Prov igjen, Svenskefaen.

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>>30898489
>>30906677
>>30908887
>>30921376
My girlfriend drew this at my request. If anyone would like to clean it up further go for it.

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>>30924425
Dark Souls Concept Art looks pretty similar

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>>30926523

>>30926496
Nope nope nope nope nope

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>>30926603

Standing guard alone in a dark windy forest.
You start seeing and hearing shit that isn't there
No fun at all. Especially if you don't pack heat

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>>30926620
And of course you can't post Dark Souls art without posting this

249 dollars for a fucking thermal scanner k you can now hunt spops all night long http://www.flir-direct.com/category/flir-one-thermal-camera

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I'm just dumping this here. Drawing based on alleged eyewitness account of the "mátranováki fanyűvő" a Hungarian cryptid.

>>30926673
who is the hottie need for research

>>30926779
Light Princes Gwynevere. She's a giant lady. That's pretty much all she does.

>>30926800
hey giant lady means giant boobies.

>>30918499

You're not going to find any spoops in your woods, because you probably aren't anywhere near the right 'wrong' woods. Maybe some bad feelings, some uneasiness. A sense of being in a place that doesn't want you. Fear filling you up for no good reason.

But that doesn't make for a good greentext. Seeing spooky creatures run at you, smelling copper and blood and shit, magdumping on them with your raifu, that's a good greentext.

Well, not good. They're usually kinda crap. But it's easy for kids to write what they know, which is imagining if they were in Aliens but with their own guns instead of pulse rifles and their buddies instead of colonial marines. It's what I'd do instead of writing about powerful, intense feelings of dread. If you haven't experienced it, it's hard to imagine it.

If you haven't experienced a real 'this isn't possible' moment, the only stuff you're going to be able to dream up is cliche horror movie monsters. You'll have no idea how absolutely reality breaking and terrifying it is for something 'wrong' to happen.

If your underpants got up off the floor, walked towards you, and bowed, it would fuck with you. Hard.

Yeah okay, you're laughing now. It's funny to read. It's a hypothetical (and not based on reality, just comparable levels of described threat - underpants - and actual impact on the psyche) example. But imagine that you really saw something impossible. Imagine how it would really get to you.

Now instead of being in your bedroom, safe and well lit, you're out deep deep in the woods. Something wrong is happening. You don't know whether you're hallucinating or if you're just mistaken or if whole pages from your mental 'book of what is and isn't allowed in reality' are being updated with a new edition.

I'm not trying to ruin your fun and I'm not trying to write anything spooky. It just is how it is.

'Skinwalkers' are not something you will find much of outside the Southwestern US.

>>30926844
welcome to my life every night I go to bed. Sleep paralysis and the associated hallucinations are a bitch. They are never pleasant. Really why cant it be a hot women or my wiafu cuddling up next to me. No it always has to be some god damn horrific flesh monstrosity that wants to kill me. I guess my deep subconscious is really into vore and other fucked up shit

>>30926704
looks like straight outa Hellboy comic

>>30926844

No one in that region who knows much about them, and believes, is willing to talk much about them, especially to people who are just curious.

Belief gives power. Fear gives power.

Practitioners of the witchery way are usually outcasts who also serve a crucial role in their community. They curse, they remove curses, etc. If you believe, it's pretty real. If you don't believe, you might be made to believe. And then shit can also get pretty real.

There are elements of everything in every religion or spiritual practice. In this case, one of the elements is 'people's fear and resentment giving you power over them'.

I could go on but the only thing about this branch of Diné witchcraft that people really know is skinchanging, which is reasonable considering it's the most exotic and 'interesting' part, if you don't consider being able to cause people's deaths without going near them interesting.

It is highly unlikely you will ever encounter someone doing that. It's also the closest thing to real life supernatural shitposting you would encounter because it's almost invariably done to fuck with people and send a message. Note the accounts of people who were driving down the road in the desert and had some asshole coyote pace them at 50 mph, and then notice that that asshole is wearing blue jeans.

I wouldn't worry about it if I were you and encountered that specific (and correct) meaning of Skinwalker. Especially if armed.

>LOOK I DID A FUNNY I USED THE CATCHPHRASE I AM SO SMART

Now the shit you guys keep going on about in the wood tends to follow some tropes. First of all, let's avoid the whole "even if it wasn't real we shitposted about it and now it is real MAYMAY MAGICK" thing, because I get headaches.

>Copies voices

>Copies friends

>Stalks people

>Drags off friends, wears their body like a meatsuit, copies their voice poorly, bangs on the door of the cabin but apparently is following some sort of vampire lore where they can't enter uninvited

>>30922850
Nice. Wasn't there another story about a a trooper in Nam having something look out for him? maybe Nam has benevolent skinwalkers

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>>30927035
Oh fuck I remember that story.
It was fucking awesome.
Wish I saved it.

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>>30926944
>I wouldn't worry about it

>>30926881
Sleep on your stomach.

>>30926944
I absolutely concur with the "belief and fear gives power" thing. I had quite a lot of odd experiences back home. Fun nights of video games went from easy breezy to terror the moment I heard a slight bump and my mind turned to the paranormal. Over the years I got more and more used to it, and events kept escalating as I grew accustomed to old tricks until at one point I just didn't care anymore and it all stopped.

>>30926844
I hear you on the "right woods" thing. Back home is very densely wooded. I've never done much hunting or camping but people I've talked to who do never mentioned anything odd. People I know with game cameras have never gotten any odd pictures either.

Something did happen to me, though, since I've lived here in NOVA (very near DC).

I used to take late (like 12pm to 1am) walks during the summer when I had trouble sleeping. There's a lot of bike paths up here, a nice creek, and a bunch of other lovely places to take a walk.

One night I stepped out like I always do, but when I stepped out of my yard into the road I was suddenly overcome with intense, paralyzing fear. I literally could not convince myself to take another step forward. I scanned the end of the road in almost a panic expecting to see something.
I got the strong sense that if I continued my walk into the woods down the path that I would not survive. Furthermore, I'd meet a very gruesome end up to and not including some sort of eternal damnation/punishment type thing.

But at the same time I had a strong yearning to go. Like whatever it was would be so amazing and interesting that it'd be worth seeing despite the fact I'd not live on to tell anyone or remember. But that thought kind of scared me, I decided I was being baited or something and finally got the will to turn and go back down the steps into my room. Probably no more than two or three minutes had gone by. I didn't go for anymore late night walks after that.

Alright, so update on the happenings. I don't have the story, so if one of y'all saved it, feel free to post it.
>killed and gutted two rabbits, placed them on the stump
>went back two days later with a cleaned chicken, a large catfish was lying there on the stump. The head had one hole in it. Looked like a dull knife or claw was forced through and twisted around
>I took the fish and left the chicken. That was two days ago and I haven't been back out there sense.
>placed cameras 20 foot off the ground
No lie, that was scary trying to climb up a tractor without falling
>cameras were taken and there is no trace of them. There was a slash where the camera strap gripped the tree, so I dunno.
>sticks in the yard have been moved out my me. Some of the sticks along the border have been removed and others have been placed perpendicular to my property (they were like ---- now like | |. This is only four sticks, so 2 "paths" between). I'm not taking any chances by going in there without an offering though.

This is a small update on what's been happening with the Dogman/Dogmen possibility.

>>30926844
>>30926944
There's a reason I keep quiet, unless something very specific gets posted in these threads.

>>30926944
What part of the Nation is it most prevalent in?
I was by the western edge of it.

>>Practitioners of the witchery way are usually outcasts who also serve a crucial role in their community. They curse, they remove curses, etc. If you believe, it's pretty real. If you don't believe, you might be made to believe. And then shit can also get pretty real.

Forgot to mention that doing this for compensation is a big, big factor. So really, a 'skinwalker' is.. let me use the language of this website: literally a mercenary IRLshitposter who spoops people.

I'm a casual believer. Once you learn some things, you can't unlearn them. And like I said, all obscure practices derive from a central source and have fluff added on. Sort of like the various sub-chapters (I forget the term- I don't play WH40k, I just save the cool pictures) of Space Marines, built on the main template.

For example, if you have suffered loss, great personal loss, most often specifically family, and then start to delve into mysticism, you may find that people who try to harm you or wrong you suffer horrible misfortune.

This is the origin of the 'skinwalkers kill their family' thing. And maybe it happens that way. Maybe sometimes it doesn't happen that way. All I know is that a few people tried to fuck me over and they're all dead, and I never did a thing about it other than think about how I could kill them. And then they were dead before I could do it for real.

You can seem some parallels with semitic religions where widows & orphans are treated as direct children of the deity and subject to specific protection.

This is looking pretty lame and edgy, so I promise I'll get back to the neat stuff about weird shit in the woods.

>>30926844
I kind of would agree, im the swedefag that saw a troll, but it wasnt something like that, i just got a sudden realization that these things arent just a myth. It wasnt like i thought that this isnt happening, it was more that i have to kill this thing before it kills me, very primal feeling everyone that has gotten into a fight has felt

>>30927822
>All I know is that a few people tried to fuck me over and they're all dead
Nigga what

>>30926844
I live in the Pacific north west (WA) specifically. If there ever was a "right woods" it would be here. There are places here that are considered to be very sacred by the native people here. I'm just trying to cover my bases and be respectful.

>>30897666
is that the guy from the Witcher III DLC : Hearts of stone? Because he really looks like him

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Not innawoods, not super spoopy, but one of my favorites

>>30927822
Thanks anon. Your an interesting bloke to say the least.

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Is this drawing spoopy enuff?

Does CoffeeGuy even bother with these shit threads now? I'm hoping not.

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>>30922383
May the pioneer spirit never die.

>>30930122
He comes and goes.

>>30930433
Good. These have been godawful for years.

Guys, I've figured it all out. Gun control is just a skinwalker agenda to turn the balance of power back in their favor.

I'll post more when I get back from answering the door.

I don't have a big story but I have a small little encounter with what I think was a skinwalker

>be me, camping in high school with best friend
>go to the same mountain we always do
>we set up camp and chill there for the evening
>as we're sitting around the fire my buddy says "Be right back" and walks into the woods for a few
>probably just pissing, I think before I hear some footsteps coming from the opposite direction, an odd smell in the air
>"Hey man, you there?" I call, nothing but silence before I hear "Be right back" in the exact same way my bro said it before
>Umm ok
>Buddy comes back, don't really think much of it
>Go to sleep, wake up around midnight to the smell of rotting flesh and footsteps outside the tent
>Slowly open the tent to a shadowy figure about 30 yards out, looks fuckin unnatural, I don't know how else to explain it
>My heart is racing, I have a white knuckle grip on my Mosin
>"Hey man, you there?" It calls out in my fuckin voice, i'm about to piss myself at this point
>All of a sudden it's head snaps towards something in the woods
>It runs away but not like normally, it's legs don't even look like they're moving
>We don't go to that mountain anymore