Things your guns would say to each other at a /k/ meet-up.

Kill me.

>>30796746
I bet your neckbeard doesn't have as many GP-5 masks as my neckbeard!

BANG

BANG BANG BANG

>...you guys too huh?
>Yep.
>... In the magwell?
>Magwell, buffer tube and chamber.
>Christ. You know, I'd almost convinced him what he does is abnormal, now he'll never believe me...

Gun1: hi
Gun 2: hey

>is that one shotgun that got stuck in an ass here yet?

>Hah! What's with that rubber grip? It makes you look fat.
>It's for function, not looks. And you're one to talk. That Ceracoat color looks awful on you. Does your owner have no aesthetic sense?
>Bitch!
>[Snippy comments]

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>>30797020
This... I'm kinda ashamed.

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>>30797020
Beat me to it.

>>30796746
>boy I hope nobody shoots at us, haven't anything this white since the RNC

>tell your neckbeard not to eat the brownies

>>30796746
>AR-15: well, at least it's good to know master isn't the only one who can't hit shit.

>>30796746
>psst hey kid, you wanna see my bayonet lug?

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gee should i post in here or the tank feels thread guize

>>30796746
>I think we're the oldest guns here

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>>30796746
"He only feeds me beautiful hand loads"
"Hell fix my extractor spring one day and get rid of this 4 year old eraser"
"I wish my stock was as bright as yours"

>>30796746
Master has me, an AR-15, some slutty AK, and a G11 tulpa that he sometimes talks with.

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>>30799614
"LOL FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF I'M THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 300 BLACKOUT OUT BEST ROUND OMG KID WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GET OUT OF MY FACE LOL"

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>>30798066
GTFO

Also Bait...

>>30796746
Offering 5 succ of dicc for a brick of .22

>>30798066
Kill yourself b8 mudslime

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>>30799543
"And the best looking!"

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>>30797006
What did you just say?! My mother was a saint!

>>30798047
Ooo.
Booty.

>>30799557
Extractor springs are like $6 wtf fix it already.

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>I wish he would shoot us at actual people every now and then.

>Bitch, we all do.

Awkward silence punctuated by the occasional indecipherable mumble

>What?
>Huh, oh. N-nothing. Nevermind.

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>>30801656
Are you ever gonna post different pictures of this gun?

Granted, it's a nice gun but I can only look at that pizza box so many times...

>>30801807
No, because I'm in the barracks and that rifle is back in WA.

I'll take new ones around Christmas.