ITT: Ask a brazillian Military Cop anything

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>>30790912
do you have zika?
will your kids have zika?

>>30790950

No to both. Zika is under (reasonable) control.

Any of these days I'll remember to use my fucking trip. Sorry.

>>30790912
err... what guns do you use? post pics

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>>30790912
are BR asses really as good as I imagine them being? pic unrelated

>>30790962
Nice propaganda

>>30790912
Kys

How shit is Taurus

>>30790912

Why do you people live in such chaos and dis-order?

Why aren't you White?

>>30790986

On duty:

>Taurus PT-92
>Brandless pump 12GA (for riot control purposes)
>IMBEL FAL from the late 80's

Personal arsenal:

>Walther P99
>Brandless Double-barreled 12GA

>>30790912
Howdy corrupt guy who steals money off people for his own personal gain.

>>30791016
Because if it's not the gangs fucking with people it's the cops.

>>30790912
Como um Brasileiro Americano...
EU AGRADECO PELO SEU SERVICO

>>30790912
What does a military cop do? Compared to a regular cop in Brazil

>>30790993

BR asses are by far the best thing about this country. Just as good as one would expect.

>>30790994

If you think I'm a government propagandist, pay attention to the following message:

DO. NOT. COME. TO. RIO.

The city is absolutely crowded (or so I hear, haven't been there). Terrorism threat is very much real and there's not much anyone can do.

>>30791000

About 50% shit, 50% good. You have to nitpick their guns. The 800 series is absolute garbage, for example.

>>30791016

We live in a reasonable degree of order. We have a lot of crime, that's diferent from chaos. And I'm white, not that there would be a problem if I wasn't.

>>30790912
Cool, has it been open season for BOPE to go wreck house on comando Vermelho & the like with the olympics fast approaching? We gonna see some crazy shit on liveleak after the dust settles? :P

>>30791048

Obrigado!

>>30791049

The Military Police handles preventive patroling and emergency response. We face criminality head-on, wheares the civilian police handles investigations and court-related duties.

>>30791073

>Cool, has it been open season for BOPE to go wreck house on comando Vermelho & the like with the olympics fast approaching? We gonna see some crazy shit on liveleak after the dust settles? :P

CV has been somewhat peaceful, but there has been some repression as far as I know. Video related, it's CV men tauting the police over the radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aUEU-ApQdQ

>>30791049
Basically they are what remained after the military dictatorship ended in late 80's.

>>30790912
>Ask a brazillian Military Cop anything - Olympics edition

How are the bread lines?

Do the people care about debacle of the cardboard crumbling stadium?

Why do you keep cutting down the rain forest?

Do the slum niggers have slum police?

How will you mexicans react when your jesus statue is blown up?

Do the slum niggers have zip guns?

Do you even respond to calls about theft?

Do you take bribes?

>>30791124

I'll only anwser the somewhat serious ones.

>Do the people care about debacle of the cardboard crumbling stadium?

Less than they should.

>Do the slum niggers have zip guns?

No, they have assault rifles and other small arms.

>Do you even respond to calls about theft?

Yes, and they hold priority over other stuff (noise complaint, domestic violence, etc.).

>Do you take bribes?

No, neither do the men under my command.

>>30790912
Senhor OP!! BOATOS Q O SUL (SP,SC,PR,RS) irao suceder da Uniao!!
PS. eu moro na capital de SP mais meu pai e de Pelotas

>>30790912
What departments are the badges in OP for?

>>30791171

O Sul não vai a lugar algum. Isso é papo de vira-lata que caiu no conto da Dilma lá em 2014.

>>30791153
The slum police question was serious.

I would imagine police would actively avoid going in/near the slums. And that the occupants don't believe in honor among thieves.
So how do they maintain rule of law? Is there a slum organized slum police?

>>30791183

The 11th Batallion of Military Police, where I'm assigned. The second item there is my Military ID.

>>30791186
Seria um sonho OP...Nordestinos vivendo de impostos do sul ....seila...qual seria a sua opiniao

>>30791201
Hows that cash crop coming? Sorry, I mean the citizens of Brazil.

>>30791062
>The city is absolutely crowded (or so I hear, haven't been there).

Not really to be honest with you.
Maybe the airports understandably, but only now the tourists are starting to come in.
Tons of foreign women on Tinder now, hue hue.

>>30791191

There is no such thing as 'slut-assigned police'. All police forces and all batallions from the PM will go in a favela if needed. Rule of law in favelas is either maintened by the State (in the ones we control) or by drug dealers (in the ones they control), but that only happens in Rio and, less frequently, in São Paulo. Where I live there are dangerous zones, but there is no 'pararel State' as there is some of Rio's favelas.

>>30791107
Thats what Im talking about, what are we seeing here, whats the context & whats everyone saying? The extreme, extreme close quarters you guys have to deal with are just mind bending at times, hats off to you lads.

Also, are quality red dot optics like Aimpoint & Eotech readily available down there or no? The speed they offer over irons would seem very desirable in those kinds of engagements.

>>30791203

Não caia no conto separatista do PT. Estão tentando dividir para conquistar. O Nordeste é uma parte valiosa da Brasil também, anão. Lutemos pelo que é nosso, não podemos deixar o PT empurrar esse discurso separatista guela abaixo de uma 'oposição' que só serve o interesse deles.

>>30791222

>Tons of foreign women on Tinder now

Hue. Eu até queria ir para o Rio, mas não tenho férias e as implicações são muitas.

>>30790912
was your country in a better state in the 1970/80s than today like many movies from that era imply?

>>30791225

>slut

Read: slum

>>30791258

They are just tauting eachother, not really saying anything important. The dealers are trying to convice the PM that they have an AK, and the PM is doubting it. They also talk how using grenades is cowardice. In the end, the PM calls the dealer illiterate because he mispronouced 'armored car' (blindado).

>Also, are quality red dot optics like Aimpoint & Eotech readily available down there or no?

Not available. In the BM I've never seen one. The most I've seen is regular optics for special operations batallions, but that's it.

>>30791260
Deus Abensoe o aqueles q acreditam em um governo pequeno

FORA PT PRO CU DO MUNDO

>>30791313
>all police in Brazil are slut-assigned police

>>30791294

Short anwser: yes. Long anwser: maybe.

I'm not that old, so I haven't lived the glorious days of the Military Dictatorship (69-79), but they way I hear it, it was a great time if you had money. If not, it wasn't so good. Inequality was supposedly a big problem back then, a lot more so than today. There were no safety problems then, that's for sure.

>>30790912
>Olympics edition
Are there any plans for dealing with the incoming people/crime peaks?
Any plans that could work? (ie not just work harder/longer or ignore it)

>>30791338
Stupid question, but I'm curious.

Have you, at any point in your life, tried any of the delicious drugs flying around your country?

>>30791347

The government strategy has been, essentialy, to flood Rio with troops. Like I said in the OP, other than the usual contingency, we have an aditional 20k troops in there.

Rio's main areas are safe, they were since the World Cup. I've been there in January, I was surprised by the security aparatus present. The outskirts, metropolitan areas and the favelas not so much.

>>30791367
Naw but he steals money from people.

>>30791386
non b8 question,
Do you lads do civilian/criminal forfeiture?

>>30791367

I did some coke I aprehended about a million years ago, but that is it. Drugs give us so much work that I would die before giving money to fuel the violence we deal with.

>>30791399
No, he pocketed the money.

>>30791313
Ahh I see, lolz all around with rifles & shots exchanged, good times, good times.

That fucking sucks that optics aren't available, they would be perfect for that kind of gunfighting.

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Would you rather fight 1 Bolsonaro-sized pig or 10 pig-sized Bolsonaros?

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>>30791338
>>30791294
Evne education was better

>>30791399

>Do you lads do civilian/criminal forfeiture?

The court-appointed civil servant does, we just give him support, usually by tagging along and making sure everything goes smoothly. It's far easier to musle a lawyer than a couple of PMs.

Second video of the night. Communists getting wrecked is always something cool to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weyJsrGkSqQ

>>30790912
Are you from Southern Brazil?

How closely tied is soccer performance with national morale for the average lad?

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>>30791432

>Would you rather fight 1 Bolsonaro-sized pig or 10 pig-sized Bolsonaros?

God forbit having to fight Captain Bolsonaro. I non-irolicaly like him, despite some issues he has.

>>30791461
>Communists
God bless the soviets/state type commie?
or
Give me free shit or I'll kill you type socialist (read: commie)?

>>30791469

Rio Grande do Sul.

>>30791019
Have you ever had to pop a nigga

Story time pls.

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>>30791486

Follow-up: Major Olimpio or Captain Bolsonaro?

>>30791495

I wish it were the legitimate communists, but no, it's thee 'muh free shit, fuck the system, 4:20, fuck the police' ones.

>>30791470

Less than one would think. Nowadays (and really ever since the 2013 protests) people care less about soccer.

>>30791498
>>30791469
He's what you would call a masculine Guacho
huehuehue...sem offensa

>>30791511

Tough, but I'll go for Cap. Bolsonaro for his continuous anti-communism stance over the years. If I could pick any, I'd go for Col. Telhada.

>>30791504

Sure, I'm writing the one where I killed three guys in a car chase (which I told last time, but whatever). Will be done in a sec.

>>30791461
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weyJsrGkSqQ
>policia autista
Why are they calling police sperglords?

yooooo I ain't got a question but good going fella, would never be a cop in that country no offence but South America as a whole just seems to be a massive drug war interspersed with corruption and the occasional civil war, hope you stay safe out there my dude.

>>30791564

>South America as a whole just seems to be a massive drug war interspersed with corruption and the occasional civil war

Great definition. Saved. And thanks.

First story of the night:

>second year of compulsory internship
>posted as a garrison commander (usually the post of a Sargent or, at most, a Lieutenant)
>garrison: one driver, one commander (sits on the front passenger sit) and two patrolmen on the back seats
>chilling in the patrol car (’98 GM Blazer), suddenly get a call about a gas station being robbed by four guys on a black GM Omega
>10 minute drive, get going
>on the way there, get another call about another gas station being robbed
>Four men in a GM Omega
>driving intensifies
>get on the neighborhood, start driving around
>another call, bar being robbed
>get to the bar, see Omega driving off, go after them
>40 Km/h streets, going at 100+
>leave mostly residential neighborhood, enter commercial zone with a lot more people/traffic
>when I’m talking to dispatch trying to get more backup, we get shot at, pieces of windshield start flying inside the car
>put my FAL out the window and start firing back
>so now I have to talk to dispatch, command the car and accurately fire at the fucking car
>eventually we get into a more or less straight street, we all magdump in their back window
>car eventually comes to a stop
>go around and check it out
>two in the backseat are dead, driver has his head blown off, half of it is in the dashboard, the other half on the road about 100 meters back
>guy in passenger seat is unharmed
>my colleagues start beating the shit out of him for the 10 minutes or so I spend throwing up on the side of the road
>other patrol cars reach us, we clear the roads and put the guy on another patrol car to take him to the Civilian Police
>he kills himself while under the other PM’s custody by choking himself with a plastic bag
>his hands were handcuffed at the time
>over ten years later, still not a single fuck given by anyone

>>30791563

>atira

Means 'shoots'. Title is 'PM shoots at protestor point-blank in Recife'.

>>30791595

>choked himself to death with a plastic bag

I would have taken a 20 year sentence and the occasional ass raping.

>>30791225
>There is no such thing as 'slut-assigned police'.

hopes and dreams dashed

>>30791614
You kind of missed the implication here.

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Argie here, keep up the good work OP

>>30791614
>>30791630

Let's spell it for the less fortunate than us in the text interpretation subject.

The other garrison killed him and labeled it as a suicide.

>>30791642

Gracias, mi blanco hermano!

Did you ever get to handle one of those ancient Madsen machineguns?

>>30791645
not the guy you are replying to, but that also went completely over my head.

brutal, and also, good fucking job.

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>>30791630
>>30791645

Oh.

Second video of the night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry3s_cdNNU4

>guy tagged 'where is the patrol?' on the wall.
>patrol comes by
>make him say 'where is the patrol?'
>he says
>they anwser in a polite and collected manner

>>30790912
What do you do for entertainment when off-duty?

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I was in Rio in february and holy fuck what a shithole, I still can't believe they are doing the olympics there. I kind of feel bad for the cops and soldiers going there for the games.

I don't want to know how the rest of Brazil is if their most tourist friendly city is such a congested shithole.

>>30791672

(Un)foretunetely, not.

>>30791694

Play cards, play vydia, go on 4chan, watch Netflix. That's pretty much it. Once every blue moon I travel somewhere or go back to my hometown to see my friends.

>>30791723

I was also there around this time of the year, but I didn't think it was so bad. Maybe that's because I'm used to Brasil. The rest of Brasil tends to better, especially non-capital cities. Porto Alegre, where I live, however, is a shithole.

>>30791595
what the fuck, dude

Brazil is messed up

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>>30790912
>>30791733
>>30791688
>>30791461
I live here,this is Sao Paulo ...this is our police....unfortunately it doesn't happen very often

>>30791733
Does south america have enough native tourism for it to benefit some police to know spanish?

Are Hue police standards the same or similar as in the us?
(apply, go through academy, don't be a criminal, have graduated high school (or equivalent), and meet fitness requirements)

>>30791776
How did that lad get from germany to brazil so quick?

>>30791776
full link here
http://br.blastingnews.com/brasil/2016/07/policial-bota-o-terror-em-criminosos-com-mascara-e-machado-em-sp-001015771.html

>>30791595

Forgot one thing about this story:

>after I collected myself, stopped to look at the patrol car
>all shots are in the front passanger sit region
>realize they knew where the commander sat
>realize they were going for me
>throw up some more

Still don't know how I didn't get shot that day.

>>30791785
What do you mean...?

>>30791746
At first visit Brazil seems pretty bad to Americans. It's quite lovely one you've been there a while.
Morei em SC um tempinho.

Is there a lot of travel from the south up to the Olympics? Any increase in smuggling from Paraguay?

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>>30791802
https://www.google.com/#q=germany+axe

How come your pals kidnapped a New Zealand athlete?

>>30791828
I am new here....so I still don't get it

>>30791777

>Does south america have enough native tourism for it to benefit some police to know spanish?

It's always usefull to know spanish, but I haven't used it much.

>Are Hue police standards the same or similar as in the us?

The standarts vary, but these are the most common ones. I'd say they're pretty good.

>Military Police (enlistedmen)

High-School
Clean background (nothing whatsoever)
Clean psychological
Very good physical
One year academy

>>Military Police (Officer)

Law school
Clean background (nothing whatsoever)
Clean psychological
Very good physical
Two years academy

>Civilian Police Agent

Any college degree
Clean background (nothing whatsoever)
Clean psychological
Average physical
Few months academy

>Civilian Police/Federal Police Delegado (no clue to the translation, a coordinator, we could say)

Law school + 3 years of proven practice
Clean background (nothing whatsoever)
Clean psychological
Average physical
Few months academy

>>30791790
I'm curious about this, all that throwing up after the fact, how did you manage to NOT lose your shit while being shot at?

>>30791827

I don't live in Rio, but >>30791222 says it's just starting now. Thanks to the Border agents' strike and the reinforced olympics operations the smuggling has decresed a bit.

>>30791833

The PM-RJ, you mean? There are thugs everywhere, even in the police.

Santo Ângelo here, I sincerely thank you for your service anon, know that 99% of the population is with you.
Also, do you know those cops involved in that firefight in front of the hospital? Care to give us some more details (shit RBS wouldn't say)?

>>30791858

I don't know, I guess that I didn't really think about what was happening, I just reacted as needed. I was commanding three other men, I couldn't just freak out. What caused the vomiting afterwards was the adrenaline discharge, or so my father, who was a doctor, said to me at the time. I didn't have too much experience at the time, so that was a shock to me, whereas my men were all 5+ year veterans and the driver was a 10+ year Sargent.

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screencap'd if anyone wants

>>30791883

Videos related to anyone interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvv6mKWZFsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3JMAEl2_Ak

They are under my command, I was in their commendation cerimony. Toughest and bravest men out there, I'll tell you that. Not sure if you know, but they were ambushed before this happened, fled the ambush and the thugs went after them. No real hidden detais, other than the fact that one of the kills was a clear-cut execution but everyone knows that (and no one cares, either).

E obrigado pelo reconhecimento!

>>30791852
>Law school
Like bench / court of law, law school?
Color me impressed, maybe there is something we can learn from foreign states after all.

... wait a second, something doesn't add up.
What's with your lads doing vigilante justice and fucking hard with people who committed minor crimes? I don't understand.
Is it corruption, fucked up laws, blue looks after blue and looks away, or what?

>Any college degree
Do you guys down under have fake degrees that idiots get like we do up here?
( gender studies, art history, philosophy, women's studies, [non-white ethnicity here] studies, etc )


.
How is your pay relative to the national average (ignoring the poor and people who don't have stable employment)

>>30790912
Was one of them named Ismail ???

>>30791921
Thanks anon, I saved.

>>30791019
How do you like your PT-92? I heard quality has slumped recently since the old beretta tooling is almost done for and they are replacing it with their own.

>>30791883 here, this is what happened according to the tv:
>cops try to stopsome dudes
>they were criminals, firefight ensues
>cops get shot, crimis escape, cops go to hospital
>other cops also going to hospital to check on their friends, came across crims
>pursuit ensues
>pursuit ended in front of the hospital, another firefight
>crims get anihilated by cops

>>30791929
Holy shit, I didn't knew it was actually an ambush, fuck. But me and my dad were happy when they got their medals, they deserved them. Did they recover allright?

Hey BRcopbro, what do you think of BOPE? How accurate is the movie made about them?
Any stories to tell?

>>30791851
Copy the url into the address bar and click on a page.
In case you don't want to, the jist of it is:
An young arab butchered some people and a pregnant woman with an axe because his imam said to.


I made a dad-tier joke, ok? I'm sorry.

What's the worst thing you still let somebody off the hook for?

>>30791998
no no....I liked thanks bro

>>30791953

>Like bench / court of law, law school?

Law school, the real-deal, where people go to become lawyers.

>Color me impressed, maybe there is something we can learn from foreign states after all.

See? I told you that Brazil isn't some wild-west type place.

>What's with your lads doing vigilante justice and fucking hard with people who committed minor crimes?

The problem isn't the police, it's the rest of the justice system. Thugs don't go to jail, they commit crimes and end up back on the streets the follwing day. We get sick of arresting them a billion times. The population is sick of crime and doesn't give a shit about due process, so cops tend to shoot to kill oftenly. It's not vigilatism, really, it's more of a non-oficial punishment system (but carried out by the state, not by lynch mobs). It's the way Brasil has found to deal with it's crime. There's two punishements: the formal and informal one. Every thug knows that if he gets caught stealing he will get a severe beating from the PM (but won't go to jail because 'muh overcrowding'.

As far as minor crimes go, we aren't really that harsh. We don't even arrest drug users most of the time (only if they are giving us a hard time). When we do go hard on them, there's usually a reason (known thug, to make an example, etc.).

>Do you guys down under have fake degrees that idiots get like we do up here?

Sure we do

>>30791996
>>30792019
would you mind taking a look at my question policebro?

>>30791953

>How is your pay relative to the national average (ignoring the poor and people who don't have stable employment)

On my state, pretty shitty. It's five times the mininum wage, which is already low enough. And that's an officer's salary. A private's one is just 2x the MW. It's the worst one in the entire country. On other states like SP it'sa lot better. Officers make as much as 20x MW.

>>30791975

Lá é tudo anon, tu sabe disso.

>>30791978

It's pretty shitty, really. It was better a few years ago, but it's worn out now. I've requisitioned a new one about 6 months ago, still waiting. Probably within the year I'll get my new gun. Hoping to God it's not a 24/7.

>>30791988

The Sargent got shot in the army, he's recovery fine, will regain full motion. The others are unhamed and working.

>>30791996

BOPE is the undisputed elite of military policing. The movie is perfecly accurate for the 1990's PMRJ and BOPE at the time. They've calmed down a bit today.

>>30792001

Never let anybody off anything major. Traffic and such (which is something I hate doing, traffic enforcement) are the only things I turn a blind eye to. Matter of factly, I'm the shittiest cop in the world when it comes to traffic. When I command checkpoints, it's very, very rare for me to aprehend a car. It needs to be in a really screwed situation/condition for me to impound it. I hate doing traffic. In over 10 years, I don't think I've given 100 tickets.

>>30792071

Awnsered.

Second story of the night.

The first time I ever shot somebody.
>first year compulsory internship (CI), about 3 months into active duty
>CI is composed of two years probation at the end of which the high command decides if you stay or not based on your performance
>don’t even hold command at this point, pretty much doing the work of a private
>assisting the Civilian Police on a few warrants that needed serving
>mostly subpoenas, but also some arrest warrants
>Vila Cruzeiro, shittiest favela in Porto Alegre
>still the beginning of the operation, going up a hill
>get shot from above, automatic fire, about 200m away
>shoot back
>fire stops
>take a few guys and go check it out
>gangster with shitty MAC-10 looking SMG dead hanging from a rooftop
>oh fucking well
>like the autist I was I ask the Sargent what I should do
>’don’t even bother, leave him there and let’s go’
>Sargent takes the MACish gun and we leave
>up to this day no one other than me, him and a couple of privates know I killed this guy

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>>30790912
>>30792096
AGORA a pergunta q nao quer calar...
Sera q realmente vai ter um attentado nas olympiadas???

NOW the question that doesnt stop (atleast here in brazil) will there be a terror attack?

>>30792165

Não faço a menor ideia. Espero que não, mas a verdade é que prevenir ataque terrorista é extremamente difícil. É trabalho da inteligência. Pelo que eu vi, a ABIN tá esperta.

Veremos.

>>30792096
Oh ok...

>>30792193
Se deus quizer nao mesmo....

>>30792165
http://g1.globo.com/sao-paulo/noticia/2016/07/militares-simulam-acao-contra-terroristas-no-metro-de-sao-paulo.html
link related

>>30791996
>>30792071
I don't think he will be able to answer in much depth because he's from another state, but I've had some shooting classes with one of the first men to be part of BOPE and he told me of some stuff that went down, how things really were, etc.
To be clear, he also planned and went through the training regimen and most of the missions while he was active, think it was during the late 70'ies up until the early 90'ies.

Mostly, is that the movie is embellished, that specific generation of BOPE already had some corrupt officers in their ranks. Nowadays it's both worse and better, worse because it's a bit more widespread, better because now they are being prosecuted, even if just a small quantity.

That is not to say that somehow they are not capable, or that killing one of them wouldn't incur the wrath of the entire battalion, it's just that nobody is infallible and to take the movie with a grain of salt.

>>30791332

>all police in Brazil are slut-assigned police

Judging from the Brazilian women I've met here in the States, that's probably literally true lol.

OP, why are your women so slutty?

>>30792096
>it was better a few years ago, but it's worn out now.

How many ameri-bucks is a hamburger or loaf of bread?
How many burgers/loafs would it take to just replace it yourself?
Are you even allowed to supply your own equipment?

>>30792257

Great post.

>OP, why are your women so slutty?

I suppose brazillian women are percieved as sluts becase we don't make sex as taboo as america does.

>>30792307


>How many ameri-bucks is a hamburger or loaf of bread?

About 5 USD for a burger.

>How many burgers/loafs would it take to just replace it yourself?

Don't even know, never went parts hunting.

>Are you even allowed to supply your own equipment?

We aren't. Of course, it's done anyway. I, personally, very oftenly carry my P99 on duty, just because I'm sick of the falling-to-pieces Taurus.

>>30792342
>About 5 USD for a burger.
>thirdish world
>expensive food
What's the dealio?

>>30792308

>we don't make sex as taboo as america does

You're actually onto something with that... I slept w a Brazilian chick who was attending a conference I was at (she was from Sao Paulo) and she was REALLY sexually forward and aggressive...

When I mentioned that I found it unusual she thought it was the funniest fucking thing and went on about how Americans are still Puritans and prudes. She's kinda right.

>>30792369
Value of the currency. That's probably what's going on.
t. not br but my currency is in a similar state

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>>30792369

1st: By burger I meant pic-related, which is a full dish, and not some Mc'Donald's shit. I guess I sperged out a bit.

2nd: Industrialized food is expensive here.

3rd: 'dealio' is not a word neither in english, portuguese nor spanish (which is not the language we speak here).

>>30792407
>.

Looks like carp bait.

>>30792388

Currency values have been pretty pro-US recently. It's 3,20 to 1 (it got to almost 4 to 1 thanks to the political turmoil).

>>30792407
>3rd: 'dealio' is not a word neither in english
It's slang (recognized fake word), literally just deal with io on the end.

Also is that ham with fried potato sticks, bacon, and corn on top of the cheese?

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>>30792407
What the fuck kind of sandwich is that?

>>30792382

Once when I was in america I slept with this chick. It was a pain in the ass. She didn't want to do anything. Add to that the flat ass she had and it was the worst lay of my life.

American women, not even once.

>>30792465
>>30792473


Oh yeah, the best there is. Fillet Mignon, ham, eggs, cheese, fried potato sticks, corn, peas, mayonese and ketchup if you want to.

You fuckers got me hungry now.

>>30792465
>Also is that ham with fried potato sticks, bacon, and corn on top of the cheese?
also is it good?

>>30792510

Motherfucker, you have no idea.

>>30792522
You've got me jealous.
Do you guys have actual burgers? As in w/ ground beef.

With us, no ground meat makes it a sandwich.

>>30792509
Tell me what you like on your pizza.

Because I've seen some weird ass pizzas from Brazil.

>>30792549

Sure we do, but it's not that popular. It's mostly fast-food stuff, which isn't that widely liked/eaten for a few reasons, the high price being one of them.

>>30792565

Yeah, we put just about anything on our pizzas. I'm conservative, I prefer cheese and peperoni. Matter of facly, I'm eating both of the above right now.

>>30792585
What kinda guns do you have???

Do you really think someone would attack brazil when brazil isn't even in the coalition?

Whatever happened to the people who got locked up?
Asking for a different thead

>>30792602
>I'm eating both of the above right now.
I know better, but I'm going to imagine you're just eating a tube of pepperoni with cheese melted on it.

Your military police, but does that mean militarized police or militarized police and police for the military (an MP).

>>30792602
There were Mexican kids at my school who put ranch dressing on pizza.

Sick fuckery is what it is.

>>30792602
Another question.

I assume the humidity gets really high in Brazil. Does that make maintaining guns and equipment a pain in the ass?

Can you explain to me why the Paraguayan Police and Navy keeps firing at our federal agents?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig4ReDc9R-o

>>30792636
And I thought seeing someone put ketchup on pizza was gross.

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SPfag here. Thank you for your service, brother. Also, you got to use an Imbel IA2 yet?

>>30792636
Sounds delicious... Wash it down with some mt dew, awwwwww yeah.

>>30792625

>What kinda guns do you have???

See >>30791019

>Do you really think someone would attack brazil when brazil isn't even in the coalition?

Yes, for promotional proposes. Sporting events have people from all over the world which equals large coverage.

>Whatever happened to the people who got locked up?

The 'terrorists'? Nothing, they're on provisory arrest for 30 days renewable for another 30.

>Your military police, but does that mean militarized police or militarized police and police for the military (an MP).

Militarized police. Military ranks (from Private to Colonel), military tradition (signs of respect such as saluting, etc.), military treatment regarding the law (cannot strike, special penal code, special prisons for PMs who are convicted). The list goes on. We are even subordinated to the Army in case of war so that we could act as an auxilary force.

>>30791852
>Delegado
Deputy?

>>30792637

Yes, it does.

>>30792644

>paraguay

You mean No Man's Land? I guess you anwsered yourself.

>>30792647

Yes. Really good rifles, albeit probably won't be as reliable as the IMBEL FALs.

>>30792671

>Mountain Dew

Absolutely disgusting. How can you americans even smell that shit and not throw up?

>>30792706
>How can you americans even smell that shit and not throw up?
Our mountain dew doesn't have a smell... (does it?)

>>30792688

It's really a position that doesn't exist in the US Police Departments. I don't think there is a proper translation. I suppose the closest position would be of a Sherif.

>>30792706

I'm planning to try the Federal Police course after i graduate. I know it's pretty hard.

Anyway, why don't Itamaraty does nothing about it? I remember when they got ultra butthurt because some army tanks entered their territory.

>>30792742

At the time Itamaraty was composed of a bunch of globalist communist faggots from the Dilma government (as you are well aware). I don't know details about this incident, but I suppose that since nothing happened no one gave a damn.

>>30792019
Other than killing, do you think beating criminals within an inch of their lives before they're released is a good way to make them think twice before being faggots again?

>>30792725
In the us, cali at least, sheriff/deputy is for town police.
Cities have police, unless they choose to contract services from sheriffs.

Ex:
San diego has a police department, but san diego county has the sherriff's department which is contracted out to nearby towns and the city of san diego.

>>30792706
Huh? I don't remember Mountain Dew having a smell...

What the hell are you guys brewing down there?

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>>30792765

Yeah, let's hope now it changes, those events happened years ago anyway.

Honestly i just hope they put more army personell on the borders, specially around Bolivia and Paraguay. This crisis really fucked the SISFRON project, i know it's only working around the southern border.

They could also take one of those MI-24 and fly around the border.

>>30792777

Not they themselves since criminals rarely change, but it's a good example to all aspiring criminals around.

>>30792780

I see. So it's nothing like it. Delegados are the chief coordinators of Civilian/Federal police precincts, I don't know what would come close to that in the US.

>>30792787

In '07 when I went to America I clearly remember that Mountain Dew both tasted and smelled like shit.

>>30792791

The border is slowly going to shit, but it's cyclical. Every 10 years or so the border goes from "well' secured to completely unsecured. Even in the 70's during the dictatorship it was still a fuck fest of guns and drugs crossing.

Well, gentlemen, it has been a pleasure, but I'm off to bed.

I'll check the thread tomorrow, so if anybody has any questions ask them and I'll try to awnser before 404.

See you all in a couple of months, hopefully.

>>30792797
>I don't know what would come close to that in the US.
It sounds kinda like the military/police equivalent of a district attorney.


>In '07 when I went to America I clearly remember that Mountain Dew both tasted and smelled like shit.
Could have been a limited edition flavor. Short of being piss colored, mnt dew shouldn't be disgusting.

>>30792812

I know that, but it seems that only happens in that area. (Paraguay/Bolivia)

>>30792812
Has your country thought of building a border wall?

>>30792706
Looking forward to Taurus' FAT556 famalam?

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>>30791225
>Not being a slut-assigned Police Officer
Step your game up, Brazil

>>30792845
God bless

>>30792888

How someone will build a 16k km wall?

>>30792722
He's never had Mountain Dew...
>>30792861
Dew never tastes bad.

>>30792914
It could be a big trench instead of a wall...
>operation plowshare

>>30792996

Maybe. But the main problems are Bolivia and Paraguay. Northern borders are shit for drug dealing because thich forest. Plus most of the army is stationed there.

>>30792636
Californian pizza guy here, we have a pizza at my shop with a ranch base, then cheese, chicken and onions before cooking, then topped with mild buffalo sauce and cilantro after its out of the oven. It's alright but I'll never make one for myself.
The best is a blend of our bbq sauce and our hot sauce as the base, then made the same way minus the mild.

>>30791921
thanks

>>30792636
That's what niggers do. They can't not put that shit on everything.

>>30791645
Not to judge what must be a brutal situation, but doesn't it bother you, given that you've asserted your distaste for bribes, that your fellows engage in extra-judicial killings?

>>30792407
looks tasty

Brazil is a shthole, who allowed these retards to host the Olympics? How many billions did Brazilians bribe the IOC?

>>30792019
Got a few questions, you've probably answered them before:
How dangerous is your job?

Besides the story you just posted about shooting the 3 fuckers, have you shot any others?

How many times have you nearly been killed? (Feel free to post story)

How many times have you been shot?

Are the police forces 'winning'?

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Well, Buenas!!!

Happy with the idea of using Sig Sauser on duty in the near future??? There's a real chance of that happing if the new R-105 comes out right. ~

And all in 9mm!

How often do you go into the Rio slums

Is it just like Dredd?

>>30790912
how many kids did you execute today for no reason?
how many bribes from cartel dealers did you take today?
how many sex slaves did you plant on the street today for some side money?
how many hits on civilians did you do today for cartel money?
if the answer to any of those is zero, you are not not who you claim to be.

>>30794308
wew lad, they chose rio over tokyo.

Seeing as how they thought a crime capital with a statue of jesus was better than what may be the best location on earth for transportation... I would say a couple of years of GDP.

To put it into perspective, they had this to say about mexico,
"On 31 March 2014 a political commission looking at the possibility of a Mexican bid for the 2024 Olympics concluded that there were no economic or infrastructure conditions in Mexico for a bid to take place."

>>30790912
how many trannies have you fucked

>>30791621
>>There is no such thing as 'slut-assigned police'.
>hopes and dreams dashed
I was imagining brazilian babes in bikinis that show off their waxed mounds carrying a pair of handcuffs while strolling down the boulevard at Ipanema.

Damn it.

>>30792680
>Militarized police
I.E. Gendarmes.

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>>30790912
Was preparation to the 2012 World Cup bigger hassle than this year's Olympics?
Condolences on that 7-1 btw.

just finished going over the whole thread, thanks for posting based brazil bro

>>30792644
Whats all this about?

>>30790912

How bad did Max Payne fuck you guys up ?

>>30792845
This is a little superficial, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you're sexy. I've always thought the female MP officers I've dealt with were hot, I guess it's the fact that y'all can handle yourselves without trying to be crazy she-hulk types. You know, strong but feminine (and somewhat modest about it).

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>>30792407
Illinois corn farmer here
>do want

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>>30791688
Sometimes this is how I wish the city guard in Florianópolis acted, speacially against the fuckers when they invaded some histórica building yo protesto and fucked the place up

>>30791929
So, you're an officer?

Any BR Fal pics?

>>30791191
the gangs take care of "rule of law"

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>>30792636
fuck you mother fucker ranch on pizza is great, and public school food made me realize the worth of ranch dressing

>>30796256
I'm with you on that. I never put it on actual good pizza, but that cheap ass Totinos or school pizza? You're damn right I do.

How much mony you get from the trafficants every week?

How many civilians have you assasinated?

>>30791595
Why did your guys kill the fourth guy? Revenge? Likelihood that hed be out in the streets in no time? Afraid of retribution?
Kind of fucked up to kill a guy whos in custody, but i get that in "developing" countries its more complicated than that a lot of the time (mexifag btw)

>>30790912
Not sure if asked but what PPE are you running? Body armor? Helmets? If so what level/what kind of helmet (K-Pot, MICH, ACH, Light Weight etc.)

>>30794466
OP is from Brazil, not Mexico.

>>30790912
Not really a question but rather a statement, you guys are just as shit as the favelados. Extorting the new Zealander lad is fucking disgusting.

Also
>Trying to banter straya mentioning kangaroos and get a huge burn when the ask for plumbers instead.
Top lel.

>>30792636
I thought only fat white spergs did this

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>>30791621
Brazilian slut-assigned police!

>>30795004
>2012 World Cup
t. Clueless amerifat

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>>30792477

>>30791461
Here's something you might like:
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=213_1469498287

>>30791660
>Argentinos
>Blancos
:^

>>30792812
You are correct about mountain dew lol

>>30792636
>tfw this is true
Don't get me started how liberal they are with hot cheetohs and hot sauce. Ranch pizza can be pretty great desu

>>30791062
>DO. NOT. COME. TO. RIO.
This advice stands for any time, not just the olympics. I've been to Brazil several times to visit family, every time I couldn't wait to leave. People will ask me how it is and tell me how much they want to go because of whatever they've been told by the television or whatever, I tell them the honest truth; it's not safe, it's dirty, you're likely to be a victim of a crime, and it's just like the rest of south america; more corrupt than New York city during the prohibition.

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So I did make it in time.

>>30792888

No. One, we don't have immigration problems and two, the border is over 15 thousand kilometers long and it's set mostly on tropical forest.

>>30792898

Sure, but I'm more hopeful about the IA2.

>>30794075

Extra-judiciality is a part of Military Police work. We all practice it to some degree. I don't give a damn about what happened to the guy who tried to kill me, I'm not crying for the fucker.

>>30794424

>How dangerous is your job?

Pretty dangerous.

>Besides the story you just posted about shooting the 3 fuckers, have you shot any others?

Yes. Check the thread, I posted another story.

>How many times have you nearly been killed? (Feel free to post story)

On duty, three times. Off duty, once. I'll post them on the next thread.

>How many times have you been shot?

Lost count.

>Are the police forces 'winning'?

Considering most of everybody still goes out on the street and goes on with their lives, I'd say 'yes'.

>>30794499

One.

>>30795004

You mean 2014 WC? There is more preparation for the Olympics, especially regarding security.

>>30795260

I'm a guy. What made you think I'm not? In any case, you're right about female PMs. Pic related, we dated for a while.

>>30795850

Captain, soon to be Major.

>>30796710

All of those. You say you're mexican, being an Latin America friend, I supposed you would know.

>>30796771

Most of the time, nothing. When doing riot control, BA/Helmets. In extraordinary operations, a II-A vest. No helmets, they bring bad luck (an old police supersticion, I'll tell you more about it next thread).

>>30797035

I did not extort anybody, neither did anyone at the BM-RS (the Military Police in my state).

>>30798292

Don't be so dramatic. Rio is usually fine, especially since 2014. Just don't leave the main city area.

>>30799343
>Just don't leave the main city area.
My family doesn't live in the tourist areas.

>>30799343
>Lost count.
Do you mean hit by a bullet or shot at?

>a II-A vest
What time is it in brazil, 1985?


.
How much do you guys care about the jesus statue?
Is it like a regional monument like how we treat the space needle, or is it more of a national monument like Mount Rushmore?

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>>30799343
What do you think about the situation in rural Mexico with regions being under cartel control?

Have you ever watched City Of God?
Good movie

How do you feel about the current situation of the police state in the US; and comparatively, Brazil?

>>30799343
Will you be at the olympics doing cop stuff?

>>30790912
How many guns have you come across, and what's the most unlikely one you've seen used?

>>30799401
br here...
more of a national monument like Mount Rushmore

>>30799343
Asuka or Rei?

>>30800111
Trips demand to be answred, BR bro. Asuka or Rei, mane?

>>30800111
>>30800127
inb4 Misato

>>30800140
There's no point in a question if you give him the answer, m8

>>30800140
>>30800218

>not Ramiel

The angel with the angles

>>30800425
>being a literal edgelord

>>30799803
If i recall a past thread they got an honest to god mg42 once

>>30791019
can you carry your p99 while off duty? you should just keep your p99 on you as backup if you have to carry the pos pt92

>>30790912
I heard some Brazilian cops robbed an Olympic athlete. What the fuck is wrong with your shithole. I think not even Somalian or Indian police are this shitty.

>>30799343
>tfw on the military for years and all i've done was measure some terrains and random formations
YOU GUYS TOLD ME I COULD HAVE GUNZ

>>30791225
>slut assigned police
Do I get assigned to the sluts or do the sluts get assigned to me? Either way where can i sign up?

>>30803639
They said you could handle a gunz, not that you could keep it or even use it regularly

t. friend of butthurt JSDF friend

>>30791787
Link down.

>>30792725
Detective? Special agent?

>>30799343
hey op what age are you now and what age were you when you started?

>>30804131
not OP, but other hue here, the Delegado is the chief of the police detectives, he's the one that coordinates the investigations.

ASUKA OR REI MOTHERFUCKER

>>30791461
Looked like the guy on the left did most of the pulling and shit. Poor Afro Hueurai

>>30796710
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b99_1448125803

Kinda hard to have much empathy when your surrounded by this.

>>30792602
>peperoni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8

Next your gonna tell me you put soy-butter on your toast.

>>30792845
Tell us stories of the world cup and Olympics.

>>30804647
So a like a Special Agent in Charge. The chief of a regional FBI office. I'm using federal terms since OP talks like your law enforcement is heavily nationalized down there.

>>30790912
So are you the same goose-stepping statist who came on before and asked why American cops aren't allowed to beat up drunks who mouth off to them?

>>30808742
Well, kinda. Each state gets 2 police forces, Military and Civillian. OP is in the Military one, wich does all of the patrolling and responding to calls. Civillian is the one that does all the investigation. Bigger towns can get their own guards, but it's expensive and very few cities managed to get armed guards, they also are more limited to parks and public buildings.Then there's the highway patrol (Federal and State, feds patrol roads on federal jurisdiction, state does state roads) and the Federal police (FBI), which only investigates. Feds are considered the top tier, they're the ones arresting all those politicians on the Petrobras scheme.

And the army has the Army Police, wich is obviously separated from everything.

I don't like bumping old threads like this, but since there are too many important questions unanwsered, I'll do it just this once.

>>30799401

It's a national monument.

>>30799521

>What do you think about the situation in rural Mexico with regions being under cartel control?

I don't know the first thing about Mexico.

>Have you ever watched City Of God?

Great movie, indeed.

>How do you feel about the current situation of the police state in the US; and comparatively, Brazil?

It's a matter of values. Brazillians tend not to care as much for civil liberties. To some extent, we like a police state. America is diferent. In America, police militarization is considered a bad thing; over here, some the police IS a military force.

>>30799781

No Olympics in my city, so no, for the most part. Some delegations will come here, but I won't the baby sitting them, thank God.

>>30799803

Many. The most unusual one was an MG-42.

>>30801253

Yes, I can.

>>30804630

23 when I joined, 36 now.

>>30808894

That's me.

>>30809251

Great post.

>>30809976
Can you tell us some social, organizational, competency problems you face or know of, and what your solutions would be to them, aside from a bullet to the head?

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>>30791790

I remember this story from another thread of yours!

Another question: what is the most sophisticated combat technology you have encountered in slums? Newest weapon or equipment..? Or even enemy tactic?