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Let's begin with the name and slogan of the gun. The script is an obvious Conan the Barbarian ripoff targeted at manchildren. The slogan is even more appropriate because it assures the manchild that his inadequacies are no longer relevant. Make no mistake; they still are.
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Moving on to appearances, this photo shows the manufacturer's lack of passion. They couldn't even be bothered to blue the steel or round out the edges. The end result is a gun based on an outdated design that doesn't even get the only redeeming quality right: the aesthetics.
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>>30779782
nice pistol, anon
did that little red anodized thing come with it? Is it a flashlight?
>>30779788
Reminds me of this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnVym_7XRbo&list=PLF71236C95A592ED0&index=19
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Here you can see that they simply ripped off an obsolete, century old design with little care given to authenticity.
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You would think they would at least rechamber this dinosaur in a round that isn't also outdated. Here, you can see the gaudy script these con artists plastered on the side again. It's the firearm equivalent of a katana with a dragon on the blade.
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They couldn't even get the extractor right. That's just lazy. Look at the size of this thing! How is a human hand supposed to even hold it?
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The user is instructed to use this ridiculous rod to assist in loading the cumbersome magazines.
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The deficiencies do not end there. This gun is so complicated, it has 5 pages of disassembly instructions.
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>>30779855
Send that piece of shit over to San Francisco and have some liberal artists melt it down into art, that's what it deserves.
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The "grip," if you can call it that, is made of an archaic material that features no checkering or stippling. The users hand will simply slip right off! In addition, it's current year and this gun does not have an adjustable front sight.
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Is the coonan the closest thing to a real Hellsing ARMS Casull, or does someone make a long slide 1911 chambered in .454?
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>>30779782
In conclusion, I rate this gun a 2/10 and would only recommend it to those who favor fedoras and My Little Pony.
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>>30779820
I guess.
Inside were some garbage earpro which I promptly discarded.
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>>30779886
Don't tempt me. I just might. A sculpture of two faggots humping would be an improvement.
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>>30779919
I would buy a working replica of alucard's pistols in a heartbeat if i could.
It would be one hell of a novelty and probability something fun to fire at the range.
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>>30779926
So, you just outed yourself as a fedora wearing Brony?
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>>30780359
Welcome to /k/ newfriend
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>>30780359
>implying I still want this shit heap
Surprised it didn't come with cargo shorts and a vaporizer.
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>>30779926
Now can people please stop buying these so I can finally receive my $300 paperweight?
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>>30779855
You have pretty hands OP.
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>>30780625
It's just from contrast with the gun. My hands are actually quite ugly. I appreciate your condolences, however.
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>>30779782
Can it only shoot wadcutters
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>>30781146
Why would it only be able to shoot wadcutters? I don't think you appreciate how big the grip is. Reprehensible as it is, the Coonan can fire all (reasonable) variants of its grandpa cartridge.
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>>30779782
I'm pretty jelly OP
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>>30780215
Too bad it probably wouldn't function with a slide that heavy.
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>>30779843
I cringed, and I'm a guy who can appreciate the it's so ugly it's cute Hi-Point and Kel-Tec brands
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>>30779926
Is that because its too manly for your girlyass manicured fingers?
Shit has amazing fit and finish, the only thing I see wrong with yours is its one of the later production ones, and the rear of the slide doesnt meld perfectly with the frame like the older ones.
I like how you completely skipped over how the trigger is fuckin matchgrade with a clean break at ~3.5lbs and it comes with two different recoil springs for 38 and 357.
but then again your a little babbyback bitch, so I wouldn't expect as much.
pic related - your favorite position.
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>>30780625
This. The long tapering fingers and well cared-for nails are extra girly.
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This gun reminds of those video games that have modified and misnamed versions of weapons to avoid licensing fees.
I mean look at it, it's basically a bastardized 1911.
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>>30781631
>That gun looks like a modified 1911
Nigga, it looks that way because it is a modified 1911, you dumb sack of shit.
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>>30779782
i never thought a gun could have worse ergonomics than a glock, let alone a 1911.
oh, how wrong i was.
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>>30781644
I know that, but it reminded me of the frankenguns that show up in video games.
It's just so ugly.
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>>30779919
For as much of a boner as people have over that POS it seems like at least a few would know the slightly less retarded guns that come close. Very slightly
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>>30781481
You know how a locked breech and spring rates work right? It would be a POS but it could be made to work.
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>>30780602
What's the wait time on them? I picked up a DC Industries complete rifle a few months back for like a grand from someone that didn't know what they had.
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>>30779871
lol nice underwear fuggboi.
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>>30781981
I ordered a Type III early March and it still hasn't shipped. Apparently Coonan caught some grief from the FAL community for botching an L1A1 receiver or two back in April/May-ish by letting their QC slide, so I'm hoping the delayed wait is due to them addressing any potential issues. All I can really do now is wait, the money's been paid and the parts aren't going anywhere until I get a receiver.
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>>30782188
You going to go the full mile and build it with a para kit?
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>>30779782
I will take that POS off your hands. Just mail to me... I will take that it out of your life so it does not bother you.
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>>30779782
Dude thats a really nice thread
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>>30782290
No, just a run of the mill Imbel fixed stock kit. If this one turns out well a para build might be in the future.
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