>Walking around, minding your own business >Shiny new Porsche

>>30775769
Ask him how his wife's son Muhammed is

>>30775810

jesus fuck I want him to be like a engineer for MI6 or whatever generic government extension Q from james bond worked at

>"here, agent, I made you a new toy! Bowling ball slingshot!"
>'I can't conceal this...'
>"LET ME SHOW YOU VFEETURES"
>loads a full size bowling ball into an ungodly, plywood beast held together with "RUBBUHBAYNDS" and some of the shittiest riveting on this side of the Urals
>takes aim at a concrete wall with a picture of a clipart zombie on it
>*FWOOMP* *CRASH*
>ball goes completely through the wall and into the office behind it
>8 dead, at least 37 others injured
>"HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH IT VERKS"

>>30775769
I would have the biggest shit-eating grin on my face and then I would shoot him and steal his Porsche. Sucker.

>>30776283
shit man i would of just went and got some watermelons to shoot at or something

>>30775769
link so those of us who don't know who this is, do know.

>>30777305

https://www.youtube.com/user/JoergSprave

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>>30775769
aide this generation's arnold schwarzenegger on his anti funs adventure. killing top anti gun lobbyists around the world with slingshots and killer frisbee launchers.

>>30775769
We should figure out how to get him and Hickok together.

>>30777519

Destruction of soda bottles and gonging with the cannonball launcher?

I'm weirdly intrigued.

If you kill your enemies, they win.