>Daddy, why do you always go up to your guns and start making

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>>30775281
Jokes on you bitch- I'm just tripping balls and I don't even have a daughter. Get fucked.

Mommy left because she never recovered from you being a stillborn and started hallucinating you and fuck now its got me must be the cosmoline

>>30775281
>your mother left because like all women she is a worthless whore that can't appreciate anything that doesn't get her attention

>>30775281
There's some seriously wrong with my cigerette if I suddenly have a daughter during gun cuddle time.

Have you ever gotten so high you made out with your guns and hallucinated your nonexistent daughter.

>>30775293
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Banana phone

>>30775281
>one of my guns is talking again
>you're hungry? I got you a treat, there's a box of hydra-shoks on the counter
>what? why would a gun want spaghetti?
>fine, but clean your muzzle with ballistol later
>then we'll review your math homework
>because your groups were off yesterday
>I swear my wife got the weirdest guns before she died

>>30775281
>Implying I didn't kill my wife, implant her soul into my Mosin, and then make my teenaged son use the Mosin to fight Aliens.

>>30775281
worst answer
>shut up and finish blowing me

>>30775469
Neon Genesis Slavangelion?