>Ywn be able to join spetznas GRU because you aren't russian
>>30773019
>ywn be watching scat porn with a blonde german qt until you get called out by your SEK m8's because you're not a German cop
>ywn grow up in rural australia before being drafted to fight in vietnam
>ywn come back from the jungle and volunteer to fight in rhodesia
>ywn come back and be a detective in the armed robbery squad in melbourne or drugs/vice in sydney
>ywn be working a case and hear I Was Only 19 for the first time on the radio at work and shed a single tear quietly
>>30773019
>ywn own (or even fire) a civilian VSS, much less a non-neutered one
>ywn see The Hughes Amendment repealed in your lifetime
>ywn watch the middle east become a sea of glass
>ywn see Europe returned to a greatness it once possessed
>ywn a true war in your lifetime
>ywn see all of our government's under-the-radar toys come out to play in full force because of reason above
>ywn see fully functional plasma weapons
>Tfw you aren't Russian
Thank. Fuck.
>>30775049
There is still hope anon. If you beleive in the stump you will become one with the field of battle. One could call it a...... batllefield.
>Battlefield theme music.mp3
>>30774940
Is this a movie reference?
>>30773019
You don't need to be a Russian to be a thief and a rapist even though all Russians are.
>>30775049
>under the radar toys
Jesus fuck this is a beautiful thought. Who knows what sort of cool shot we have. Maybe even some Euro countries have cool shit we didn't expect.
>yfw Britain joins a war with us and turn up with fucking Mechs
>>30775049
>ywn see swiss mercenaries fight alongside european powers
>ywn see the whole of christianity unite for a crusade
>ywn be Norwegian
Life's suffering
>>30773019
>wah wah I can't join a meme unit in a 3rd world military
How terrible. You should kys.
>>30776480
Britbong here
We don't have any mechs, sorry
>you will never be Alexander the Great's personal military advisor, save him from death and help him spread his empire into India, Arabia and Europe and establish a powerful Macedonian dynasty that would last for centuries.
>>30773019
>You will never go to a japanese highschool and get a harem of qt girls and pilot a gigantic mech
>ywn take part of the Balkan wars
>ywn use glorious Zastava
>ywn truly remove kebab
>ywn get away with Genocide scott-free