What's it like getting shot?

bags of sand

sledge hammer, burning, oh god the pain, cold, morphine, soreness

>>30772659
It hurts.

Salty milk and coins.

It would be extremely painful

>>30772745
for who?

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>>30772689
>>30772735
Just popped in to see if these were here.
Thanks for not disappointing.

>>30772805

4 U

>>30774704
big guy

>>30772659
"Like a red hot piece of barbed wire being pulled through your flesh" - I forget who said it.

I caught a Tula .380 FMJ to the chest (right hand collarbone) from a Jimenez pistol shot at me from 5 feet away. Burned like hell, felt like i got stabbed with a burning hot screwdriver, and my collarbone was really sore. I was underage noguns at the time so I just ran and took cover behind my car, the shooter popped 2 more rounds off that went over the car and then he went back inside his hotel room. I jumped in my car, flew the fuck out of that parking lot and drove myself to the hospital which was about 15 mins away.

Walked into ER holding a crumbled-up t-shirt over the wound and the surgeons did their thing. Pulled out 6 broken fragments of the FMJ bullet which apparently had broken apart when it hit my collarbone. About 2 weeks later my collar wasn't sore anymore and I was basically fully recovered.

Police recovered 2/3 casings of Tula from the scene and never found the guy or found out who he was.

Moral of the story: don't use a shitty gun with shitty ammo, and if you deliver pizza late at night in a scummy city you should wear a vest and keep a gun just in case.

>>30774915
That's pretty bad assistant tbqh family. Be glad the injury wasnt way worse. Under different circumstances, you probably should be dead right now.

>>30774915
Former pizza guy, I never wore a vest, but I did carry. Almost drew once, but thankfully, never got shot. I've been hit by ricochets twice, but I got super lucky in both instances and they just bounced off.

>>30774915
>>30774945

Does this happen frequently to pizza guys?

>>30772659
Ask this guy

>>30772699

>>30774933
Yeah after the surgery, one of the surgeons there was an older guy, and he told me I was gonna be alright after everything and then he chuckled and followed up with "that's why I carry a .357".

>>30774951
Yes and no. Granted it's a dangerous job because every time you deliver to someone, you're going to a stranger's house/apartment/hotel room and you don't know if they're a sweet old lady, a crackhead, a meth dealer, or a player for your favorite football team (got to deliver a pasta to Cam Newton back when he played for Auburn and he gave me a crisp $100 bill even though the food bill was like $12, it was awesome). Basically, every new delivery is a strange habitat of humans you don't know anything about and you're just an asshole with a pizza to most of them. Easy victim if you're now careful.

Pizza guys have a brilliant reason to carry.... /k/ommando pizza delivery service when? All orders above $20 come with a free rusted bayonet to slice it with

>>30774915
If they never found him how did you find out what kind of pistol it was?

>>30775272
>shot from 5 feet away

Never been shot but hit with various metal shrapnel. Feels like burning and boy howdy fragments can travel quickly, there is no time to anticipate and it takes a couple seconds to even figure out what the fuck happened.

I think confusion would be one of the worst elements of a gunfight. Where the fire is coming from, and so on.

>>30772659
Hmm...

Ive been shot but not with a gun (much worse is rather been shot with a gun imo)

It was in the shoulder near my collar

It was loud crack and adrenaline and then 4 seconds later I feel warmth rush down my chest and severe crippling stinging sensation. around the wound itself felt like... the worst bruise youve ever had.

Touching it made me almost pass out.

>>30774761
Fer yu.

>>30772659
I was bit by a bullet ant once.

So I guess painful. I did shout out for Mary and then fell over.

>>30772659
>be security guard at hospital
>sitting by ambulance entrance
>black male gets brought in with gun shot wound to the leg
>is constantly screaming and cursing and calling for his mommy
>the bullet went straight through and the wound wasn't even that bad and he was released the following day
Its painful no doubt, but people's reaction to getting shot varies

>>30777918
story time?
>be security guard on a construction site
>new guy
>have to walk around the building at night (its a very large hotel) to make sure people aren't stripping copper for quick money or stealing tools or jobboxes
>my partner sends me to do the walkaround myself as he dicks around
>as I get to the 7th floor (completely open) I see a spanish dude looking around when the hotel is supposed to be empty
>he gets startled and literally jumps over the side through the caution tape
>he falls a floors and into exposed uncovered rebar
>goes through both his legs at above the knee
>blood and gore
>i call 911 immediately
>the scream is like a dying baby bunny x10000
>the guy passes in and out of consciousness (between screaming bouts and going completely unconscious for a few minutes)
>I stay with him and help the EMTs

best part
>eventually sues the hotel and wins millions of dollars in a settlement

Not really related thought Id share my interesting security story

>>30777793
well what was it then?

>>30772659
Salty coins and milk

>>30778034
glorified potato gun that shoots very large rotund steel balls

its for impact testing equipment
it malfunctioned

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>>30775272
Because my grandfather owned one too and I recognized it when the guy pulled it out on me.

>>30774915
>Jimenez pistol
How shocking

>>30778039
kekd