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Pressure-plate IED under a box of titty mags.

My blood powered Jizz-Cannon(TM)

>>30772036
A bald, 10yo girl

>>30772036
Chem suits and weed sprayer filled with sarin.

>>30772036

The ending of this was fucking shit

PTRD, bust a hole in that cunt

>>30772036
is that from a movie? the monster looks interesting.

Personally, I choose a dozen teen chads with baseball bats with nails stuck into the bats.

>>30772106

That guy Steve or whatever the fuck he's called was a terrible pick. His hair and face is just goofy and punchable. Definitely not a Chad.

>>30772091

>Monster claws a hole in your chem suit
>RIP in pepperoni

>>30772036
should I start watching this? Its on my watch list but im lazy as fuck about keeping up with it

>>30772093
I agree. It was great up until the end, hopefully next season will be good

>>30772154
Yeah sit down and watch it when u have the time

>>30772105
Stranger things on Netflix. The monster was pretty well thought up imo.

>watching show
>Teens practicing shooting a .38
>literally no recoil

Reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>30772036
fuckn thing looks like the gravemind

>>30772574
dude that looked like a fullsized model 27, that fucker probably weighed as much as a buick

>>30772036
Carry a heavy bracer/gauntlet lined with a punch activated triple shot blaster and a heavy anti-mine plate backing an efp claymore

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>>30772036
9mm and 38 did nothing. I gather that it is supremely durable, as it seems able to resist damage and even when gravely wounded it fought on like any dangerous animal.

12g slug, maybe. Think of it as a fucking tiger, which is both supremely intelligent and highly agile, it is singularly devoted to the destruction of human life.

This really is a question for TG, considering how supremely D&D like the entire thing was/is.

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>>30772036
Real fucking NATO.

>>30772036
Smith and Wesson 500s

Everything

actually, flamethrower might work?

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>>30772887
This. There is nothing that mankind knows of that could survive a magdump of 7.62x51 REAL FUCKIN' NATO. If something survives that, it's unkillable.

>>30772036
First, we send in the frumentarii. Then, while it's bogged down, we send the cavalry. If that fails, we send the triarii. If that fails, we hoof it and claim a reward before they find out I'm bluffing.

>>30772036
Definitely a Benelli M4 with slugs

>>30772794
More Call of Cthulhu actually. The typical pattern for such critters is either "generally tough, possibly has strange physiology that doesn't bleed like a person, or has weird organ arrangements, and/or plant and mineral like features" such that they can take a lot of beating or just don't give many fucks if you shoot them, or they are actually semi-material/made up of exotic matter partially or entirely, causing a lot of damage to just not do much.

I'm going to assume this guy is probably the former, I.E. generally fucking tough, weird biology. Depending on the details you'd either just want to go as big as you could, or go more for burning, blowing the fuck up, or electrocuting. (All of which have worked to varying degrees on nasty shit in Lovecraft)

Just to be safe you'd want to either have backup for after you used the biggest gun or artillery you could find, or just go straight to "yeah, I have an Antitank weapon/20 MM cannon/White Phosphorous. Die Bitch".

Course, in some of the modern focused Call of Cthulhu source books or settings like Delta Green, some (most, actually) of the smarter and lucid Mythos creatures and evil cults know such things exist, and will be wary of such things and entirely avoid them, or take steps to smack you down and stop you. A lot of them are as smart or in many cases, far smarter than people, and there is a nasty band where they are both smart, but also lucid and actually concerned with doing stuff involving people.

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>>30772887
Agreed. Modern FALs, a little less tacticool than this, and the best terminal performance ammo available.

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>>30772036
8-gauge.

>>30772036
>2 gitmo inmates
>2 suicide vests
>2 korans
>144 virgins

Ahmed and Abdul get told that its the will of allah to allahu Akbar the monster, I sit back and film it for liveleak while sipping a coke.

>>30772080
>spooky baldy little girl, you are so frightening,
>You want to hunt skinwalkers, not sure that's discerning

>>30773787
>korans
its quran silly

Am I the only one who was surprised they busted out the 9mm smg's?
Either 80's hollywood influence or the show writers actually thought carbine m4's would've looked way out of place, I guess I underestimate tv/movies nowadays.

That said, I wonder how a modern security/government force would've handled that monster. We only ever see handgun rounds shot at it.
The trap + fire the teens caught it with seemed to have made it bleed, but it was strong enough to take out that whole armed security team.

>>30774179
She went from pushing someone into a wall and snapping necks to brain hemorraghing to matter deconstruction? Fuck, can you imagine if Eleven was successfully turned into a weapon and her skills honed with the resources of the government supporting her?

.50BMG Deagle Brand Deagle. Two of for duel welding.

I fucking hate bullet sponge monsters.
This thing ate 6 shots of 38, had its leg broken in a bear trap, was lit on fire, then ate hundreds if not thousands of 9mm from the government.

Hated it. What a waste of what was for a few episodes a cool stalking predator.

>>30774402
Maybe it was a literal sponge?

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88 flak

>>30773659
The only thing that fucked it up, was fire. Flamethrowers man. It shrugged off all gunfire, and a psychokinetic blast that hit it like a mack truck.

Until she went all in, the only thing in the entire series that harmed it was fire.

>>30774286
>quran

Only in shitstainistan abdul.

Here in freedom country it starts with a k.

>>30773600
>>30772036
A say a line of good pikemen and arquebusiers should do the trick.

>>30772036
Wasn't this thing basically invulnerable? It survived being set on fire and shot 2323626 times

only got killed by psychic powers

>>30774356
Well it is set in the 70's-80's. MP5ks seem pretty fitting to me.

>>30774674
she literally tore it apart with her mind

>>30775502
wtf i hate this series now

>>30772154
I accidentally watched all of it on my day off. It's really good. I hate the little black kid though.

>>30775521
That black kid is the voice of reason. Besides, she was fucking with them with her compass trick, though she had a good reason.

>>30772154
It's a Netflix mini-series, which means all the episodes were released at once; the next season will be an entirely different story (a sequel) and won't be coming for another year or two. It's essentially a 12 hour long movie.

>>30773659
I think it's the latter; it was absolutely peppered with 9mm, etc and was barely slowed down, if at all. Being lit on fire also only hurt it a little and being hit with a spiked baseball bat, etc did pretty much nothing. I think the fact that it took super powerful telekinetic powers to kill and the fact that it was made out of something that could break through dimensions means it was made out of something exotic / not exactly of this world.

>>30775551
He's the voice of being an annoying little bitch who was right in getting btfo

>>30772036
10 guys, all dual wielding AA-12s with slugs.Literally nothing alive could withstand that, not even a fucking rhino or hippo.

>>30775512
well, you get a slow intro to just what she can do.
In general order:
>can locate someone not within the vicinity
>can serve as a conduit to targeted person's speech and stream it through electronics/radios/etc
>slam doors
>force push someone hard enough to crack tiled wall
>neck snap
>arm snap
>levitate someone
>flip a van
>liquefy a dozen people's brains
>deconstruct or tear apart something bit by bit

>>30772154

I really like it.

It's like the ultimate Stephen King story directed by Steven Spielberg and made in 1983 tribute.

>>30772592

I think he means the shitty Dad's model 10 he stole out of the glove compartment.

Chief has pretty cool Smith, I think it's a 66, but hard to say for sure.

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>>30772036
Great show.
I'd take the Holy Inquisition of the God-Emperor of Man.

>>30772080
I didn't know we were naming our fetishes

Bring in the sixty.

>kids walking around with 22lr rifles in the woods in the 80s
Does this shit actually happen in the 80s? Kids being able to walk about with 22lr rifles and no one including the cops care? Also what 22lr was the kid using to shoot that thing?

>>30776681
I was doing that in the 2000s, negro. Can probably still do it here is Missouri.

Chlorine trifluoride loaded into a flamethrower. Or throwers, fuck going against that thing alone. Reacts with pretty much anything and everything, is a powerful oxidizer, reacts explosively with water, is hypergolic with things that generally don't burn, like glass,asbestos, concrete, gravel and engineers. It will positively, definitely kill a thing dead.

Fuck just burning, the only real way to unwant something is metal-fluorine fire.

>>30774356
There were reflex/holographic/dot sights on some. Not that they didn't exist at the time, just unusual like Battlefield 1 revisionism.

Did it warp while still on fire or after the extinguisher?

That makes a big difference to me.

>>30776681
Are you sure its not a BB gun? I can see kids walking around with that but a real life fucking gun is just dangerous. Also I highly doubt a single mother would buy her kid a fucking real gun.

>>30774647
here in freedom country it starts with a match pretty well too

>>30776681
Yup different times man lots of shit changes in 30+ years

>>30774356
Stop it with a LAW, preferably more than one.

Good enough for Muldoon, good enough for me.

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>>30773718
6-gauge.

>>30777544
kek

>>30776744
Yes. Misery has one or two things going for it.

>>30772093
This.

Also, some kind of full powered rifles like FALs or M14s (cheap and easy whilst also being semi/full auto and full power)

That and every sixth man with an M60.

Also I like >>30772091s idea.
So that as well.

Also claymores and other nasty ass anti personnel mines.

>>30772154
YES.
Watch it.
I can't wait for another season anon.
Imagine a tribute to MKultra and the 80's conspiracies in general.

>>30779191

>M14's/FAL's
>cheap

Boi

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>>30772036
Real fuckin NATO plus 40mm nades for good measure. Get fucked

>>30779264
in the 80's

>>30772036

Laser cutters, Sonic Emitter Arrays, Pulsed Microwave Emitters, Tesla/Electric traps, et cetera.

>>30772036

>yfw the "other side" and the demigorgon was a psychic entity created, but not controlled, by EL, as is the world he lives in (its an exact replica of the world she knows).

>thats why bullets and fire and whatnot did not work, and only EL could harm it

>>30772036

Two teams, one to hunt the thing in the dark zone and one team to mirror the movements in real life.

10 man each. Mounted M2 brownings and Mk 19 grenade launchers on trucks. 2 men with flame throwers, 1 guy with an M202 flash. The other 7 has 12 guages loaded with slugs.

Hit him as he phases between realities, give him no quarter.

>fuck being clandestine

Easy peasy. Mike Vinning would be on the team btw.

>>30779400
I thought it was implied that the otherworld/upside down world had been there before her?
The guy found one of the same stuffed lion dolls in the other world as the one in El's government room and she is #11. They probably lost a kid or two to the otherworld.

>>30779236
Stephen King love letter, even same font for the title as his books.
A lot of homages to 80's movies as well.

>>30775551
All those kids were gonna die if they found the portal. She did the right thing.

>>30777530
Nope, you see him pull out a box of ammo, load em into a mag, then put it into a boltgun.

Indiana in the 80's, and also in a small town.

Portable railgun.

:^)

>>30772154
Do you like HP Lovecraft and The Goonies?

Then yes, it's a great show.

If you don't like HP Lovecraft and The Goonies you are a faggot btw.

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>>30779355
this guy get its, that with this as my side arm

>>30773659
Oh man that opening in Charles Dexter Ward where they go at that thing with whaling harpoons and muskets was great, Or in whisper in darkness where his attack dogs get ahold of one of the things.

Mmmmm...

>>30779856
> 22lr

>>30779717
>I thought it was implied that the otherworld/upside down world had been there before her?
iirc that was the case.


>she is #11
This confused me a bit, because she's 11 years old, so I'm not sure if its because she's the 11th or because she's 11.

>>30779264
For a government agency in the 80's?
Yes cheap.
Because they can purchase actual surplus and not the watered down shit we have to get.

>>30779729
Stephen King is just mad because if Atticus had been there, Cujo would have been like four pages.

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>>30773679
>tfw still a 5 month wait left

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>>30772036
won't go to far

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>>30772036
something like this

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Leggo. Spess Col. Marines!

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>>30783802
>imblying

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>>30772036
flame throwers, flame throwers, flame throwers. Mac-10 and m37s on the side.

Also pic related, these duct tapped to the flamenwerfers.

>please some one photo shop it.

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>>30784061
Also maybe swedish niva's

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>>30772036
>mfw the kids talk excitedly about how there psychic friend brutally killed about a dozen people in front of them

Those kids were hardcore as shit

Lawn darts with thermite grenades taped on. A dozen of them. Problem solved. Honestly this could make a lot of horror movies end a lot quicker.

>>30773568
I screencapped your post m8
it made me smile in a childish way
haven't done that in years

>>30774356
the security cams seemed out of place to me
that model looks too modern
maybe I'm just baby

>>30772574
>When the guy is shooting, hammer and cylinder don't move
Reeeeeeeee

http://www.advocate.com/television/2016/7/26/homophobia-real-monster-stranger-things

>>30772036
PKM + belts of PZ+API mix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXaaybiRiYY

Bathe the fucker in FOOF.

>>30777530
>>30779738
Indianafag here. Had my first gun when I was 8, hunted squirrels with my cousins.

I really expected the Cop to not be as badass as he was.

>>30775566
that is where you are wrong buddy,
it will not be an entirely different story if it follows the same main characters.
"Executive producers Shawn Levy and Dan Cohen told us season two would follow the same characters and introduce critical new ones. Season one ended with, as Levy said, “questions that merit future stories and future investigation,”

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>>30772036
>Decide to look up "stranger things monster" because ops pic got me interested
>This is the first result
Jesus Christ

>>30772151
Nobody ever said grunt work was safe

>>30772036
>1 team equipped with .454 casuall and lots of cocaine
>team 2 waits in ambush with flamethrowers

>>30772036
what movie is this

>>30789576
I really hoped you were joking. You were not.

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>>30772036
Killer robots disguised as its favored prey: children.

I dont think much can go wrong.

>>30789645
Read the thread

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>>30789651
thats some bullshit theory made specifically to support SJW bullshit.