#TheTruthHurts

I rarely wear underwear.

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>>30768906
hello darkness my old friend

> not going kommando

>>30768906
What if you don't know how much underwear you own. Like when you buy a 5+1 pack of undies on sale and forget where you put them? So you go out and buy more, but lose them too? And then you locate the ones you were originally trying to replace at the bottom of a seabag? And at some point you find the both packs of new underwear?

Pretty sure I'm in that boat. Duluth boxers are durable as fuck.

>>30768972
Classic comedy

>implying I own underwear
But seriously I own like three pair of compression shorts for running, and 5 sets of long underwear of various materials and wieghts. Other than that, I just don't wear them.

>>30768906
No, you probably just have really good underwear.

freeballing is the bomb diggity

>own two guns
>own only one pair of underwear that I only wear when I go out

>>30768906
This is true for me.

All I own are two mosins.

Poverty is real

>>30768906
I never own more than a weeks worth of underwear.

Unless you count long johns and shit.

>>30769161
What the shit are you going to do with two nuggets

>>30769329
Dynamic home defense.

>5 blind shots into the dark
>Throw the gun spear
>5 blind shots into the dark
>Bayonet charge

Damn this is true for me. 6 guns and 5 underwear. Lol

>>30768906
I own probably 20-30 pairs of ranger panties, only own 15 guns,

>>30768906

>own 5 guns
>own 5 pairs of boxers for winter

No problems here

>>30769575
You're good then senpai-a-lam

I can enjoy a wide variety of guns.
I can only enjoy one pair of underpants at a time.

>>30768906

Bah, I only need 3 pair of underwear, cause I can reverse em.

Ya can't change caliber by turning your raifu inside out.

I have like 20 guns.

I think I have over 20 pairs of underwear, but I am slowly replacing them with supposed better quality ones. That said, I've been abusing google express and amazon for cheap darn tough socks and exofficio undies.

I only wear underwear in the winter, it's hot as satan's kitchen where i live most of the year.

>>30768906
>21 guns
>17 underwear

why the fuck am i counting my underwear on a tuesday night i hate you

>>30769672
Alberta?

>>30768906
All you need is 3.5 pairs.

Sunday- Pair 1
Monday- Pair 1 inside out
Tuesday- Pair 2
Wednesday- Pair 2 inside out
Thursday- Pair 3
Friday- Pair 3 inside out
Saturday- laundry pair

>>30768906
>27 guns.
>13 pairs of underwear.
>50 pieces of cartoon horse merch.
Fuck.

What if you own one pair of panties for every gun I own in addition to my normal boxers?

>>30768906
5 guns
Probably more than 5 pair of underwear, but I'm not sure.

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>>30769353

>4 pairs of REI synthetic boxers
>4 guns
I see a pattern here

>>30768962
This display is actually the first time that milsurp looked unappealing. I dunno, I don't keep a large battery of guns, each of mine has a particular purpose, this just seems like a bunch of beat up guns tossed against the wall and rarely shot.

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>>30768906
Dude, I...
Fuck.
Fuuuuuuuck

>>30768953
I never do.

I have a lot more underwear then I should admit to

>>30770885
is it ok if i became slightly aroused by this picture?

>>30768906
>Own no underwear
>Also own no guns
Do I have a problem?

>>30770976
i would be weird if you weren't

>>30770976
Lol
It's funny. I actually got laid by a porn model because of my collection. She was one of my students. She told me later that after she watched me combat load the Winchester 1300, she knew she wanted to have sex.

I love my guns

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>>30768906
call me nasty but I go days on a single pair of these before I switch to a fresh pair. however I do inspect them every morning to make sure they're still visually clean and don't smell, if they don't pass then I'll retire them to the laundry early and get a fresh pair.

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>>30771052
Please expound on this experience, sir.

>>30771061
>nasty-ass bitch wet-farts and dribble-pisses into clothing every few hours and wears them for DAYS on end
I bet you have anal dreads studded with dingle-crunches, you fucking filthy animal.

>>30770885

>flare launcher
>slidefire
>golf ball launcher
>No FA, BD

How does it feel being a walking meme?

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how many pairs of these can we have before it's a problem? I'm actually considering buying some of these.

>>30768906
>6 pairs of underwear
>8 guns
Well fug

>>30771083
Actual lol here.
It was after I took out a bunch of coworkers and their friends to teach them to shoot.
Chick was waaaaay out of my league.
Found out from a friend she wanted to go out.
Went to dinner. Afterwards we're at my place.
Chick is all over me like a cheap suit.
Mind numbing sex. I felt like I was a jungle gym she was climbing on.
It was on our third date that I discovered she did porn. She had the magazines she posed in on her coffee table.
Saw her for about a month, until shit got weird. Found out she was into S&M.

>>30771114
It feels good, ya know, actually owning guns as opposed to being a hyper critical cock sucker

>>30771147
You get three in a pack, it's a bargain.

And think of your collection display pics with a set of completion underwere next to a plate carrier.

>>30771204

I own a daniel defense that isn't laden with 10 pounds of stupid shit only useful for bleeding money into dirt, polluting ranges, and starting wildfires like a subhuman ape :^)

>>30771334
>bleeding money.
Must suck to be poor
>polluting ranges
Aww, what a cute little precious lib fag. You donate to Al Gore?
>subhuman ape
Not sure how many of us troglodytes (go ahead and look it up) have a Masters degree.

Finally, I've only ever seen little queers use that gay little emoticon. Seriously, it looks rediculous. Save that shit for reddit.

>>30768906
I don't wear underwear though...

>>30771334
And yet like a faggot you don't post pics.

>>30771061
wtf...dude you spend more time inspecting your nasty underwear when you could just go get a fresh pair. Do you have to hand wash your clothes down by a creek or some shit?

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>>30768972

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>>30771183
dayum son

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>>30771183
>S&M
>weird
>mfw
Get a load of this fucking normie

>>30771411
a troglodite is a dinosaur i know that much :^D

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>>30771183
kek wait you bailed because she was into S&M? jesus

>>30768962
Damn... that suomi looks beautiful.

>>30771183
SO WHAT WAS HER PORN NAME

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>>30769353

>>30772897
Sauce plx. And I'm not talking about the site.

>>30773182
Lexi Belle and Mr Pete, an oldey but a goody

>>30768906
-I've refused to wear or own underwear for the last 12 years
-I own a shotgun and a .22lr
-I have many problems but they aren't gun or undergarment related. Bitch.

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>>30772910
Troglodyte means cave dweller.

The dinosaur you are thinking of is the Troodon

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>>30770885
You fuck?

>>30769353
Kek

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>tfw I own more dragon dildos than underwear

>>30768906
I have hip problems, underwear is a problem.

Deal with it

>>30768906
Do you know how valuable clean underwear is in SHTF/TEOWAKI. I have underwear stacked in ammo cans for years.

I have like 40 pairs of boxers... Do you all do laundry every other day or something?
>22 guns

>>30768992
Wouldn't you have 12 pairs then?

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>all the anons in this thread that own less than a week's worth of underwear
What the actual fuck guys, a pack of 5 boxers is like $12

>>30768962
What is the one on the far right

>>30769880
>January: Pair 1
>February: Pair 1 inside out
>March: Pair 2
>April: Pair 2 inside out
>May: Consider doing laundry, spray pair 2 with axe body spray instead
>June: Hot outside, no underwear
>July: Hot outside, no underwear
>August: Do laundry, still too hot for underwear
>September: Pair 1
>October: Pair 1 inside out
>November: Pair 2
>December: Take bath, travel to parents for Christmas. Mom does laundry.

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>>30776209
A No1 Mk1 that some retarded fudd butchered.

>>30770223
I'm not laying them out all classy like.

>>30772921
THIS
>>30771183
>NOT getting into S&M with a bona fide porn actress

Jesus man, that's disgusting, what's her porn name god dammit

>>30768962
I love you, can we become bros IRL and hit the range every weekend ?? I'm in FL

>Wearing underwear
Why?

>have 7 pairs of underwear
>have almost three dozen guns

I'm not getting rid of my guns, does that mean I need more underwear? But I have more than enough underwear for the weekly laundry load. Getting more underwear would be pretty useless...

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>>30776212

>>30776212
kek

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>have to wear boxer briefs at work now because customers complained that my dong was too visible through my jeans

>>30776677
Do you wear super tight pants or something?Or do you just have a full on tube of ground beef.

>>30776677
why were they looking at your crotch in the first place?

>>30776689
Levi 501s. I don't think they're particularly tight. I don't feel like I've got some sort of magnum dingus either.
>>30776720
Good goddamn question

>>30768906
I aint dragging my 40 guns and 41 pairs of panties out just to prove to you I dont have a problem.

>>30776735
customers complaining about your fully clothed dick constitutes sexual harassment, anon

>>30776765
Really? Interesting

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>>30771334
>Daniels Defense

>>30776126
But that's $12 I could put towards more ammo

~50 guns.
~10 boxers.
Eyyyyy

>>30776786
I use Jack Daniel's as a defense against depression

>>30776820
>2016
>drinking the fermented jew

>>30768906
>30 guns
>~20 undies
Even doing laundry only 1x a week (usually 2-3x), I still have a dozen ready to go. I also have a ton of worn out cleaned pairs for rag use.

>>30776835
It was a joke. Just like the life I long to escape from

>>30771147
Whats the level of protecton?

If it's bellow Level 2 it's not worth it.

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>>30776474
>I'm not laying them out all classy like.
yea...it shows.

>>30768906
>IMPLIGN

>if u own gunz u got a widdle peepee

>60+ guns
>0 underwear

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>2 hands
>1 underwear region

Seems like you should have at least twice as many guns as pairs of underwear.

Checkmate.

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>>30768962
I've come to talk with you again.

>>30768906
What I do on my property is none of your busisines.

>>30777947
>Moonshiner confirmed

>>30772897
>>30772921
>>30773120

OK fellas. She wasn't in any movies I'm aware of. Just Penthouse, Hustler, and Oui (no longer in print). Couple of others I've never heard of. So she doesn't have a particular stage name, just whatever name she was listed as in the photo spread.
Chick had double H (natural) tits. They were glorious.

OK, about the S&M. I guess I am a normie. I was cool with the threesomes with her and her hot roommate (who happened to work with my ex wife, lol).
I was cool with the swingers clubs
I was cool with the public sex
I was cool with a little tying up and even spanking her.
...But when a chick wants to shove the handle of her cat-of-nine-tails up your ass...
I'M OUT!!!!! A man must have his limits

>>30777933
>Dat pm 63 build

Damn man... That's hot

>>30769353
noice

>>30780102
oh my... those old mags..

>oui

was this around 2000 by any chance? what year range would you say

>>30780133
I'm an old fart. My current wife and I have been together for 15 years, so yeah. Around 2000. Maybe slightly before.

>>30768906
HA I broke even, so FUCK YOU.

>>30780212
Me too, and that time period saw some of the most fantastic models on the face of the planet. wew.

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>>30776126
see this >>30776812

>>30768906
So having 2 guns is bad?

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>12 guns
>2 pair sexy male stripper underwear for occasions (the only time you should wear underwear is for sexytimes reasons)
>450 vidya games

In all fairness the games are tied to my career. But still...
Seems like I should buy more guns to balance it out, right?

>>30780627
Amen, brother. Amen
Even my wife jokes about how hot she was. Chick ended up marrying a dude that looked exactly like me.
I'm happy with my large breasted Chinese wife though. May not be as freaky, but she keeps me satisfied

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>>30769353
Ah yes, the "Stalingrad Strategy". A classic.

>>30782392
One should ALWAYS buy more guns.
That being said, what in vidya games do you do?

>>30776835
beer is the fermented jew

liquor is the DISTILLED jew

Can't be mixing up your types of jewery, Anon, that's how the jews get you!

>>30782455
Dev.
And a wildly unpopular YouTube channel because add videos irregularly and late.

Funny thing is, I play and record EVERYTHING... but editing is such a massive pain in the ass!

>>30768906
I do laundry twice a week, I own 3 pairs of boxers.

I've got like 30 guns, I'm really not even sure how many I've actually got.

Am I the only person with a ton of clothing and just do laundry once every like 5-6 weeks?

>>30768906
I own 4 pairs of undies and like 20 guns. Auns are necessary. Undies only for social events and cold days. Otherwise fuck it, why not freeball?

>>30769643
>cause i can reverse them
you say it like its a joke.

>>30777250
looks like itll stop .357 looking at the picture.

>>30783067
Same here.