What rank would you want to be in a military?

>>30756371
CWO5

The unicorn of the army

>>30756371

Commander-in-chief. Why be anything else in fantasy land?

>>30756371
General

>>30756371
grand moff

>>30756396
I met one today... was weird.

>>30756371
AF Captain

At this point whatever is lowest.
None of the branches wanna give me a waiver so I have to find another career

>>30756416
10 years good luck headed your way

>>30756413
Imperial scum.

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1st Sgt.

>>30756426
Waiver for what?

Master chief ofc

>>30756371
colonel

>>30756371
Currently CPO, pretty happy with it.

Kingsman

It's just a cool name for a rank

>>30756464
Disregard name it was from another thread

2LT, so I can be the laughing stock of all my peers

>>30756371
I was a Lieutenant but I decided fuck that and resigned to go back to being an NCO.

>>30756462
Expunged, "destroyed" juvenile record for possession of Marijuana

>>30756446
>butthurt terrorist scum

>>30756371
CINC ofc

you get a cool hat with lots of gold and chrome on it

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>>30756557

TFW you will never wear a fancy white uniform.

>>30756371
Fuhrer

>>30756396
Fuck, came here to say this.

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private(s)

>>30756371

I'm currently trying to be a corporal, so that's the goal.

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>>30756591
you can if you are able to speak spanish like a drunk peasant and beat all other latinos in soccer.

Also ya gotta be able to make a damn good mote con huesillo and scream hueonconchatumadre whenever something bad happens

>>30756371
Field Marshall

>Nazis had cool uniforms and are history
>Soviet had cool uniforms and are history
>Allies have shit uniforms

Feelsbadman

>>30756725

We do have a puzzling lack of "bling" in our uniforms.

>>30756371
El Presidente or Generalissimo

Whichever rank you have to be to fly Kiowas

Lance Corporal

>>30756725
>Hey Ivan
>What, Igor?
>We have starched brown uniforms, fat generals, and an army of millions of starving conscripts
>Yes, what is point Igor?
>Do ever think...we the bad guys?
>Nyet. Enough vodka for you

>>30756774
>bling
gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever

>>30756992

Except increasing the military budget by a multiple of 2.5 every time you roll the C-Span Dice.

Master Sergeant, they're the specialist of the NCO's

>>30756992
well it might boost morale if you look spiffy. maybe not by much but i'm sure the parades would look better, and those are meant to boost morale. also it may encourage, however slightly, people to join up to the military. there are a few advantages to a snazzy uniform, just none of them are combat related.

Lord Commander

>>30756498
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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Retired, SSgt

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Major O-4
The officer equivalent of the E-4.

Sargeant Colonel

>>30758066
E-1 through E-4 are essentially the same rank

I was a lance criminal in the usmc....so I want to be a lance sergeant because fuck you

>>30758066
>Major
>E-4 equivalent
Besides the numbers lining up, not even close. A captain would be a better comparison. Once you hit major your days of doing what you signed on to be are basically over. E4's will always be doing what they signed onto do.

>>30756371
I'm Cucknadian, so don't trip on the commonwealth rank structure. But I'd like to be a CWO or an MWO, just important enough to be called sir but not important enough for any truly serious paperwork.

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I'd wanna be this badass

>inb4 ayy lmao

>>30758206
This, CWO.
Was working on becoming a helicopter pilot, now I watch for my VA check. Fuck.

>>30756416
I saw one in Korea. The guy had a 41st Signal deployment patch.

41st Signal hasn't deployed since the Vietnam War.

E-4 for lyfe

>>30756396
whoa

>>30756371

I wouldn't want to have anything to do with the military

Whichever one gives me the most money, with the least responsibility, with as little danger as possible.

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I'd rather create my own military.

/k/ is an example of how people desperately want to be ruled.

Don't worry, /k/. I will do the leading from now on.

warrant officer 5. For blowing shit up

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>>30756591
India whites were my most hated cadet uniform.

Everything is a fucking stain waiting to happen.

>>30758329
nah I don't want t o be ruled I just need a preexisting structure so I can become part of it and then obtain the material goods that are derived from my position. Also so I get power and can blow shit up.

>>30756465
>>30758077
>colonel

Colonels lead all the coups.

They're at that perfect rank of in charge of lots of shit but excluded from the really profitable types of corruption and political influence.

Almost every coup in the 20th century was lead by colonels in whatever army.

Supreme Allied Commander