What's the coolest thing you've ever done with a gun?

>>30743424

360 noscope

T.Chris Kyle

>>30743424
Dropped the bolt on an M1 Garand on my thumb.

It was the coolest thing ever.

>>30743447
That sounds extremely painful.

200 meter hipfire shot with an airgun

>>30743455

He's a big guy

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>>30743443

shooting in backyard and not giving a fuck

>>30743455
He's a big guy
>>30743424
Racked a shotgun and watched thieves scatter like roaches

>>30743424
I bayonetted a crippled moth

>>30743471

4 u

Burst fired 600 rounds out of an m4 because my unit is retarded and bought too much ammo

>>30743521
Did you make a brass angel afterwards?

>>30743532
Unfortunately no. We police called all 8,000 total rounds until our fingers bled.

>>30743548
Sounds like a fun time.

>>30743424

I blew the head off of a Toa Tahu Bionicle figure with a .22 rifle that had no rear sight and a wobbly stock. It hit that black neck piece perfectly to sever the head without hitting the head or the body piece.

Another time I hit a steel plate at 200 yards with a mosin nagant. I pulled the shot badly and the bullet hit the ground before the target and it ricocheted into the target.

Finished off a shredded possum 'execution style' after my dog got bored mangling it and it was still breathing.

>>30743477

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

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>>30743424
I shot at a cast iron tub with my Walther P1 and caught a ricochet in my leg.

There's still a noticeable dent you could snort coke out of.

>>30743424
First time I shot my AK I dumped 40 rounds of hollow points into an old black-and-white knob-turner TV. The fuckin TV was shredded to pieces, it was awesome.

>>30743424
Brother was shooting skeet while I took a break and fucked around with my shitty 91/30 shooting at pine cones on stumps. His gf uses the clay thrower and brother misses his shot with his nova, i see it come into my vision and snap the trigger off, just having cycled another round. It shattered the clay midair and we all lost our shit

That day i learned to respect at least a little bit of nugget memery, even if it was 100% luck

>>30743424
I shot a two-inch group at ten yards with ten rounds of .22LR from a S&W 517... one-handed.

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Friends bought a propane tank and a couple of flares. We proceeded to light the flares next to the tank, and from a distance, we shot at the contraption. The explosion was pretty cash.

>>30743424
I once shot one and it left me with temporary PTSD no one should own one because they are used only for nonstop warfare.

Cleared a polish plate rack with one magazine at my first competiton. Not that monumental, but I got a pat on the back from some of the better shooters there so I felt like hot shit as a newbie.

>>30743582
Feel like a hornet sting?

>>30743587
you littering piece of shit have some respect for the environment

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>>30743702
you think that's bad, i walked into Scheel's once and ended up sobbing in the corner after i stumbled upon this area where there was literally hundreds of real guns. ANYONE could just buy them and i was lucky to make it out of there alive. So i guess you could say the coolest thing i ever did with a gun was avoid them, until that fateful day.

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>>30743675
some guy did this with tannerite and an old mower

he lost his arm


don't play with explosives fuckwit

>>30744021
He probably wasn't far enough.

>>30743995
Do you frown upon people who piss on trees?

>>30744021
>>30744035
That dude was less than 50 yards away, if I recall correctly. There's no reason to get all pissy over something like shooting at propane tanks.

>>30744021
>>30744035
He shot it at under five yards with ten ponds of tannerite I think.

>>30744021
>>30744035
>>30744171
Is that this?
http://onlineathens.com/mobile/2016-03-23/walton-county-man-has-leg-severed-while-blowing-lawn-mower

>>30744021
>Hands for Africa

This can't be real

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Hit a clay with a glock 22 at about 120" on the first shot.buddy bet me I couldn't repeat it in 5 shots. 3 shots later he owed me a 6 pack. I don't even like glocks, but I can respect them

>>30743995
do you pick up all the lead ammunition you shoot into the environment?

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>>30743424
With a string tied to the trigger of a revolver, I held a quarter between my thumb and finger, tossed the revolver into the air and tugged the string to put a hole right through that quarter. Pic related.

Im a simple man, so the time I mag dumped a full retard AKM would probably be my top pick.

Although firing a P22 sideways with a laser so I knew I wasn't hitting the ground was pretty fun too. I do that every time I bring it to the range. its fun to act like a nigger sometimes.

Shoot 2 guns at once

>>30743424
Aurora theater, nuff said.

Stop a charging boar with a shitty taurus tree fuddy seven revolver. I was in a tree safe from harm so it wasn't really that cool.

>>30743995
>implying I didn't throw the pieces on top of the bonfire and party around it with vodka and bacon
Go back to r/soccermoms libtard

shot animals repeatedly in town and not get caught

>>30743563
Tom plz go

>wake up at 430 pm after staying up most of the night hog hunting
>buddies I go hunting with solely use dogs to hunt, no guns at all and call me a pussy for carrying my glock hunting
>go to the kitchen, pop some beef stew in the microwave
>go back to my room, one of the people I hunt with is calling me
>they went hunting about 45 minutes from my house since they knew I wouldn't be awake, in a spot they've never been to before
>turns out there were about 30 hogs per acre and the hogs killed almost all of the dogs they brought, cut my friends leg up pretty badly and they were hiding up a tree
>put shoes on, grab AK, out the door, crank truck up, and turn hazard lights on
>get there in about 15 minutes
>call him again to figure out how to get to them
>go innawoods, trying to avoid the hogs to conserve ammo
>there was a point where the only way to get across a big thing of brush was to cross a fallen tree
>I stop halfway across the tree to get my bearings and I can hear them all around me, so I use 1 round to get them to fuck off a little
>have to cross tit deep water when it's 40 degrees out and all I have on is shorts a t shirt and some sperrys
>finally get to them, wrap up buddys leg with some (wet) gauze and tape I brought
>all their dogs were dead except 1, but he was injured pretty badly so I carried him out on my shoulders
>almost out of the woods when suddenly pigs
>mfw shooting 10 piggys with AKM and a dog riding on my shoulders
>take friend to hospital, dog got stitched up, they carry guns with them now

>>30746224

Did the doggo live?

That must have been epic, carried out wounded while human-master slays the hogs with an AKM. Almost a power metal song

Hadjis in Iraq learned to use cover. My 203 punished them for their choice in cover and staying in it for too long.

>>30746269

And when you hug your mother, that same hand that killed other young men pats her back, waistline, and lower?

There are mothers out there now, wretched an sad, because their sons will never come home, killed by foreigners from 1000s of miles away

>>30743647

You shot a nugget into the sky?

>>30746292
they shouldn't have shot at me and my company then.

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>>30746292

>>30743424
Shot a full-auto PKM and a M134 at the Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot and Trade Show (OFASTS)

I shot a man in Reno.

>>30746244
Dog lives more than a year later, thanks to the badass get we use. Still hunts too.

>>30746341
>>30746224
I hope your dumbass friends started bringing guns to hunt.

>>30746340
Did you watch him die?

>>30746292
kek ok?

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Executed an armadillo with a +P 9mm HP after the first shot put him to the ground.

Only "cool" part was seeing what a +P HP would do to flesh. I just didn't want him tearing up my yard anymore.

RIP armadillo. Gone but not forgotten.

>>30746341
*vet

>>30746383
They do now, thank god. Even if all they use are .22 pistols and very occasionally hunting rifles it's better than nothing. They always thought they were more badass than they were and only carried knives

I spun around 200 degrees and shot a pheasant through what must have been the only tree in Iowa

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>>30743675
This. We do this now instead of buying tannerite ita awesome we've taken care of quiet a few beaver dams with them oh and one tine while we were camping i found a bunch of baby copperheads under a log and we proceeded to send them into orbit

>>30743424
Something that sticks out in my mind is the dust kicking up off the hood of the car I was firing over. I just remember that's the one time I thought "this looks just like a movie".

>>30743447
I did that with a Benelli m2. Had a nice big gash from it.

I shot a metal target from about 100 feet with a ruger 10/22

>>30746431
That's the pic armadilloanon posted before he found out about the leprosy you liar (or at least misleader).

>>30746431
And the lizard people are now gonna have their revenge unless you take Anthroplex ad Brain Force

ND'd an air rifle under a pine tree while target shooting, accidentally hit a pigeon, which spooked a squirrel who jumped and fell and impaled itself on one of the spikes of a wraught iron fence right next to me.

It was like a rube goldberg machine of death.

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Ya'll probably wont believe me but one day me and my buddy were hiking and came across a small open area with a few little yellow butterflies and we were talking and he says that i cant shoot one of them out of the sky so i took aim at one about 6ft away and squeezed a 147gr shitty and corrosive ap round into the little bugger and all we found were little tiny pieces of yellow wings granted it could have been just the shock wave of the m44 nagant but hes about the only other witness i have besides god but it was a beutiful sight to see a flying vampire dissapear into tiny shreds. Its almost like shooting a small varmit with a 5" gun ya know?

>>30744228
>120 inches
Meh

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>>30746545
I posted that in that thread. That was a good fucking thread tho.

Never forget armadillo anon. Too dumb to live. Too rare to die.

>>30746224
>>30746224
>>30746224
I love you, here have this vid, your story reminded me of it

https://youtu.be/fUjpr1UdPj8

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>>30743510

Guy racks his gun at the range bench next to mine, a live cartridge comes flying out in my general direction, and I just instantly snatch it out of the air. That's about the coolest thing I've ever done that involves a gun.

>>30746977
Thanks anon, I love you too

That video was pretty similar to what was happening too. Just hogs running around everywhere and me blasting them. 10/10 would do again

>>30744021
Did the mower blade fly off and chop him up? That shit aint hard to take off, guys retarded just for not doing that

>>30747134
I think it was just some random shrapnel from the body
He was like 20 yards away, legit asking for it

>>30746977
i'm thinking that double barrel had slugs in it, dropped piggos fast AF

>>30743424
Used the barrel of a musket as a pipe.

For tobacco, officer.

>>30747150
I feel like blowing up any machinery or things with glass in them is just a bad idea

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I got shot. No, really.

Story:
>Be me
>14 at the time
>Be fatfuck kid who likes to think he's tacticool
>Raised pretty /k/, dad was a Cav Scout, grandpa was a marine
>Brother, 19 at the time had a gf(21) who bought him a Glock 19 for a Christmas present
>He was showing it to me, messing around, etc.
>Don't remember much of how the accident happened, but somehow a loaded mag got into it, probably me being a stupid fucking kid
>He hands it to me, finger on trigger
>Pull it hard as a stupid joke
>BANG
>ears ringing, on floor, can't move
>Bullet done fucked me up
>Only9mm.jpg
>Bullet bounced off of my scapula, shattered it, collapsed a lung, broke a vertebrae, damaged my brachial plexus, and tore my spinal cord
>Multiple surgeries later, I come to
>Told I may never walk again
>Most of left arm function returns after a few years
>In a wheelchair, but still try to operate

I learned gun safety the hard way. I follow everything TO THE BOOK when it comes to firearm safety now. I don't blame my brother any more than I blame myself, and we get along pretty well.

9mm hurts, by the way. Like, really fucking bad.

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Shoot down a tree once
Used a nugget a berretta and a buddy's ar
Tfw

>>30747649
If only you were wearing denim.

>>30747649
Did it hurt instantly or when you woke up?

>>30747649

that sucks to hear that man, made me feel

>>30743424
>What's the coolest thing you've ever done with a gun?
Shoot it?

There was that one anon who shoved his shotgun barrel up his ass, but I ain't that cool.

>>30747649
>be 14
>be dumb with a gun
>crippled for life
Fuck man. I pity you but goddamn that was stupid.

>>30743424
>Durr hunting season in Wisconsin, so basically it's Christmas for everyone involved
>head west with my dad to the Mississippi river
>dad's best friend own a 3 story house on stilts (because floods) right on the river
>party when we get there, get super drunk on the finest of liquors because durr camp holds a special place in our hearts
>dad's friend shows me his new sks
>whoa that's cool. I need to shoot that
>real fucking drunk, load up a 30 round magazine
>head out onto the deck, put aviators on and light up a cigar
>unload sks across the river, aiming at a stump on the opposite bank
>start yelling incoherently as freedom and booze pump through my veins
>when I finish, a bald eagle flies overhead as I take a puff on my cigar

Found out later that the area we were in is one of the most populated areas for bald eagles in the USA.

>>30744228
My buddy hit 2 clays at 100 yards within 10 shots with a fucking XD .45. I was awestruck.

>>30746447
>200 degrees
>not 360 no scope

Shiggy

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>>30743424
>What's the coolest thing you've ever done with a gun?

Used it for its intended purpose.

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>>30746447
I've seen that tree.

>>30744021
He lost a leg, not an arm.

I got stuck in the woods on time. It was snow fall and I wanted to go camping in Alaska. I was fucking stupid though. I had only my Calico m900 which was a Jam O matic and my mosin. So besides being stuck for 4 days in the woods. I broke a deer's leg with the Calico magazine and the mosin butt. It scurried off but I could see the bone from it's ankle or whatever. Fucking deer's man. He/she fucked me up bad. I got bruises and a broken nose.
As to how I used the 100 round calico magazine like a club and smacked the deer after it was comin g at me, and used the mosin to break it.
Of course you guys don't have to believe me; but it was a fun experience.

>>30746305

There was a huge hill in the background, there's no way that the round didn't hit it at the angle I shit it at.

>>30748095
I believe you, but it's kind of retarded to swing a magazine at a charging animal instead of, you know, shooting the thing. Even lol9mm can put down an animal with good shot placement and enough rounds. How did you end up in a situation where CQC was the best course of action?

>>30748050
Been in Iowa 2 months now. I see no trees, only corn.

>>30743578
LOTR

>>30748095
Judging by your firm grasp of the english language, I'm not surprised you let that happen.

>>30748158
Calico M900 is jam o matic. Especially in cold weather. The problem was with the way the round was fed into the chamber. And this deer is coming at me. Like in uganda action movies. I think it attacked me because beforehand I was fucking around with other deers and might've angered it. I don't know how deer's function. They are bastards though. Have you seen that video of that deer stomping a dog?

>>30748165
It's there bro. Keep looking.

>>30746292
>back, waistline, and lower
anon

>>30747649
This is the story of /k/ripple?
Jeez, man.
At least it wasn't .45

>>30748138
You launched a mosin in to the air and you shit a bullet? Thats fucking awesome.

>>30747649
Shit dude, that sucks. Cool to hear you still operate though.

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>>30748279
What exactly were you doing to the other deer that pissed it off? Also, was your Mosin stuck or something? Why weren't you able to shoot him before he manhandled you?

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>>30746224

>>30743424
I once did 4 back flips with an M240 while holding Hawaiian torches and singing the national anthem.

But seriously, I killed a guy in combat.

Got six perfect hits in quick succession in a row once while clay pigion shooting.

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I once rapidly hip-fired a 10rnd mag in a 10/22 into the side of gravel pit.

felt like Al Capone.

>>30743424
Gave myself a hickey by throat punching myself with the buttstock of my M16. It's not very smart to run in fields with tall grass with hidden ditches all throughout

I didn't wear hearing protection shooting a 180 grain 30-06 and I didn't even poo myself.

>>30754490
Damn. It just bruised you? Tripping then taking the stock to the face/throat sounds like it really mess you up.

>>30754572
Nah, it was hard to breathe for a bit and left a red mark. It did however leave a bunch of dirt in my muzzle and a couple questions from my squad

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Shooting tent caterpillar tents with my Ithaca 37 20ga loaded up with 7.5 sporting clay shot.

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>>30743447
>Not on your dick as you ejaculate in the gun
PLEB
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>>30746224
Did you eat the beef stew when you got back?

>>30747649
This why civvies should have grade 3 armor, and the military move up to orphan super babies

>>30747649
>In a wheelchair, but still try to operate

You know right, but when did your left brain stop working bahahahah

>>30754934
Wut?

>>30747871
Yeah, it was. But there's nothing to do about it now. Life goes on I suppose.

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>>30747649
Oh my god.
>I'll never look at handguns the same way

Got my hottie gf into shooting. First handguns, then she shoots my AR and loves it. After a while she wants one of her own. Had already planned it for her birthday. Made a deal with her that I'd get her an AR if she'll do a lingerie photoshoot with it. She loved the idea. 5 different outfits and a couple hundred photos later, I'm a very happy man. Married her the following year, we're about to have our 7th anniversary soon. I keep her gun safe and lingerie drawer stocked.

>>30743424
Picked Flowers from 900 Yards

>>30743424
I handled them safely in a responsible manner, followed all the rules at the range, and operated my firearms with ammunition recommended to be shot out of it by their manufacturers to obtain efficient accuracy.

>>30755571
Never fails to give me a chuckle when some anon thinks having a gf/wife means he's hot shit. I too, have a wife. Can I have a pat on the back, too?

>>30756797
>I-Im a Chad, bro
You date people because you love them ? That's weird, I thought you only dated so you could brag to other people about how cool you were.

In all seriousness, I find this annoying and kinda pathetic too.

>>30743424
Fucked the ex with the barrel of my colt 1911 while it was loaded.

I hit the can I was aiming at.

>>30758029
Absolute madman

shot a nigger in the face

>>30757594

Whole new meaning to cocked and locked.

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>>30754753
Nah shit was gross by that time so i got some mcdicks on the way back

>>30746224
fuckin amazing.

Was shooting my friend's SKS and got a bullet to bounce off a rock and keyhole through the wooden post the target was on. Found said bullet and still have it to the day on my desk. I don't know what happened to the target post, might still be in the basement somewhere.

>>30747649
Jesus christ man, youre like the 25yr old virgin that sleeps with "That girl" that gets around, one single time, and gets AIDS. Im so sorry.

>Aunt and uncle from California are visiting
>Uncle sees my gun collection and is super interested, wants to go shooting
>Head out to desert with an assortment of firearms, set up targets, start shooting
>Near the end of the day, has been pretty good so far
>Did I mention my Uncle bought us 200$ worth of ammo?
>Shooting my Ruger SR40, when my uncle whos standing in the back yells "SHOOT IT LIKE A GAT
>Figure whats the harm, hell with it
>Hold pistol sideways, can only describe my grip as if Tyrone had 3 fingers on each hand and no thumbs
>Pop, slide comes back and slices the flesh above my thumb.
>Perfect 90degree little corner, cut down through the fat
>Probably could have gotten stitches, but fuck it
>Here I sit a month later and its still not quite fully healed

>>30743424
>Stupid
Magdumping 20 rounds of 00 buck through a Saiga 12 at a range. It was the first time I'd ever fired a semi auto shotgun. After round 10 I started yelling for some reason.

>practical
Showing up to a casual .22 pistol match, shooting out the string holding up a tennis ball during warmups, then tying for first with a converted Glock. The tiebreaker had the 2 top scorers shooting the course with each other's guns. I shot better with his single action .22 revolver than he did with my Glock.

Deflected a .22lr off of a band of caution tape at about 20° into a target. Had a run in the tape about 4 feet long that bullet stretched before rebounding back and onto the target paper.

Wasting time between rifle instruction was fun.

>>30763055
That sounds like some fucking heavy duty cation tape

>>30763097
Just regular shit but .22lr will do weird things at just the right angle.

>>30758029
M A D M A N
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>>30743424
I once fired a shot in to the ground next to my ex-girlfriend's foot because she was being a dumb bitch and stepped in front of me while I was getting ready to shoot. I'll never forget watching the color actually drain from her face.

>>30748095
As far as I'm aware, we don't have deer in AK...

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>>30763352
>be innawoods on grandfather's farm
>shooting shitty Hi-Point I just bought and 10/22
>gf at the time keeps trying to argue and shit on my happiness
>at one point she is very close and articulating with 10/22 mag in hand
>it hits me in the face, but I keep my cool on the outside
>inside rage is boiling over
>load Hi-Point
>begin raising pistol to aim at target
>dumb bitch steps in front of me
>I say nothing and just stare in to her eyes
>slowly lower gun and point to the side
>pull trigger and feel concussion of the shot and then the bullet impacting the ground so close
>her face turns deathly white, color draining from forehead to neck
>done shooting, hop on atv to go back to the house
>flip the fourwheeler on the way and the bar on the back hits her directly in the cunt
>fractured pelvis
>feel bad and have to wait a few more months to dump her
>pussy is black for weeks

>>30746292
They were mudslimes.

They aren't people.

>>30743424
I hit a clay firing from the hip
I got Benelli thumb
Hit a pair of crossers in one hit
It's hard to do fun shit with guns in the UK other than actual sports/hunting

I shoot a looter right in the forehead with a .22 air rifle at 100m appox. He yelled in pain and ran away

>2010 earthquake, fun times

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>>30763435
tfw the bar on your atv hits you right in the cunt