/k/, how do I remove the lid?

Use a gun.

>>30731371
try tannerite

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>>30731371
poke a hole in it with ur dong.

If dubs shoot it

>>30731371
Lift the chin up, push the knife through, punch it forward.

>>30731371
Deagle brand Deagle should get the job done. If not you may need a rifle, .338 Lapua just to be safe.

>>30731371

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnJ7u0w7yg4

>>30731371
let mommy do it pumpkin

Grip, twist, pull. Quit being a pussy, it's only a plastic bottle.

Punch HOLE straight through its fu8ckking skull.

>>30731944
I want to thank you. I haven't laughed that hard in days

>>30731371
I thought this was gonna get real weird read quick in typical /k/ fashion but i was severely disappointed.

If this is dubs OP puts it in his left eye.

>>30731371
Lather the cougars with it mate

>>30731371
The red on the label makes it look like a fucking thing of drano

>>30732601
>but i was severely disappointed
spoiler alert: that is in typical /k/ fashion

Follow the god given advice of Id Software:

"...Shoot at it until it dies"

Stick it in your pooper.

>>30731439
Reroll

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>>30731371
They should have given you one of these when you bought it.

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>>30735266
Thy god of Dubs has spoken

Deliver that shit like Dominoes, OP: in 30 minutes or less

>>30731371
Dial it.

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>>30731419
D O N G

>>30731371
Shoot a .50bmg right next to it and the bullet force will make the side explode...