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The ideal /k/ military

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/k/ has been given its own land to control and maintain. We need to form our own ground forces and Air Force. What would we use.
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Our primary capitol ships of course.
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A fleet of stealth-hogs, obviously.
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Every man armed with these
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>>30724255
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>>30724240
idiot

>>30724150
dummy
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Shitty technicals, rifle grenades and incompetence
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As someone who occasionally shitposts in /meg/ every now and then, I can confidently tell you that the /k/ military will be made up solely of special operations washouts, retarded grunts, and an autistic intelligence community.
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>>30725376
Daily Reminder
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>>30724133
dragon dildos and cosmoline
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>>30724133
We would arm the infantry with as many different rifles as possible to ensure the least amount of ammo commonality possible. The more obscure the round, the better.

Air force would be private prop planes with /k/ommandos firing out of windows/throwing molotov cocktails by hand.

Our nation would crumble within a year due to no natural resources and no semblance of centralized government.
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>>30724133
Flag reporting in
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>>30726729

I call 9mm Largo and 6.5mm Carcano

We'll need some needle-fire guns.

/k/ can bring back pinfire.
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>>30726765
Agree with the largo, but I demand .455 revolvers and we must have federovs in 6.5 jap
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Infantry with rhodie fals as main rifle and airforce with mig 21s because that's what we would afford.
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>>30724133
I'll be that guy who points out we need logistics, to feed the army on a daily basis for example.
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ALLAHU HITLARR, equipment for each /k/ommando:

-Fursuit with flamethrower nipples
-MLP plushy that doubles as a fleshlight grip
-2 moist nuggets with 100 rounds
-A trilby taped to a fedora taped to another trilby
-A riot shield made out of broken dragon dildoes
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Nuggets for everyone. Obrez for vehicle crews and pilots. Spend a little more on the air force, buy Hinds and SU-27s
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>>30729666
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gliders
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6 Ohio class ballistic missile nuclear submarines. loaded with triddent 2 missiles carrying MIRV warhead packages. 3 are always out in the ocean and hiding.

a few dozen Rafale fighters for air patrol.

some 737 based tankers, AWACS, JSTAR, maritime recon airplanes

some C-130 and C-5s for tactical and strategic airlift.

a few hundred longbow apaches.

a few hundred blackhawks

a hundred chinooks

a few hundred predator drones

a few divisions of light mechanized infantry and the necessary support units. focused on fast response defense warfare dismounted.

a few dozen coast guard cutters.

2 dozen Virginia class nuclear attack submarines. half are always out and hiding.

all able bodied men 18-50, not already in the active military, are part of the militia reserve. they'll have service rifle, basic load out, and ammo; ready at their homes.women can be in the militia, but must maintain a male level of physical readiness.

foreign and military policy is one of armed neutrality.
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Borrow shit from 20th century. Fuck operators, fuck rails, and fuck the 21st century.
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These are going to be our spec-ops.
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considering how we will probably be an india-tier country at best, here goes:

>Infantry
Chinese AK copy, four magazines
two pounds of rice (uncooked)
simple knife
simple flding shovel
steel helmet
multicam BDUs
boots

>armor
pickup trucks with DShKs in the bed
pickup trucks with rocket pods in the bed
sedans with armor plating and V8 engines

>artillery
shotgun mortars
gas mortars

>air
a whole lot of Su-25s

>navy
old decommissioned battleships and merchant vessels retrofitted with missiles

>logistics
old cargo planes and merchant trucks and vessels
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>>30731942
I'd rather have the Skinwalker Platoon.
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>>30731942
Surely they have treaty to cover this... it's a war crime!
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>>30729593
Is that a woman?
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>>30731942
100% realtalk when i designed my fursona i designed it with wearing the suit of it to riots in mind
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Nukes. We can hit planes if we try hard enough and we can hit tanks easy enough. If any country tries to interfere just remove them from the map. Nukes win. Prove me wrong
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>>30732237
Me too sempai
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>>30732237
Did you finish the design?
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>>30732959
Can't wait for Oppie to prove you wrong.

>>30732011
This is the most scary thing I have ever heard.
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>>30733060
I cant wait either because i want to learn about nukes
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>>30733041
no because i have horrible emotional problems stemming from poor job satisfaction and a toxic social environment, leading me to not be prepared to put forth the necessary effort for creative endeavours (in favor of slowly drinking myself to death)
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>>30730047
You're pretty good.
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>>30733941
the weapons of Metro2033 are the most meme-laden schlock shit and i dont understand why /k/ loves them so much

same with liking Fallout games, Fallout is the least /k/ shit ever
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>>30727767
what's actually going on in this pic? airsofters?
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>>30734108
>all that mismatched, ill-fitting gear worn incorrectly and with edgy mallninja accessories

almost definitely airsofters
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>>30726765
Dibs on the Fusil modèle 1866!
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>>30724184
Why do people keep posting this image? I don't understand this meme.
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>>30726729
>Air force would be private prop planes with /k/ommandos firing out of windows/throwing molotov cocktails by hand.
This actually happened a lot in South America during the street battles unionizers would have with their employers and police. From what I remember reading, it was a fairly effective tactic.

It was also the DOPEST FUCKING SHIT to do in San Andreas Multiplayer/MTA:SA
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>>30732011
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What's are economic plan
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