obscure yet good /k/ related feels

>>30666672
>load gun for the first time
>taking its "new" status away from it as you fire the first shots

>>30666765
>that really satisfying clacky mechanical sound/feel some guns make when you rack then. Hi powers, AKs and SKSs have them most notably.

Mmmm its a feely feel.

>>30666672
>have three attractive young girls do my operating
>have them go undercover in cute dresses as a disguise
>give them a bottle of my man cream as a gadget
Feels good man. Also Clover is best girl.

>not buying stupid memes
>not buying 2 stage triggers

Oh I'm sorry that's the same thing

Pushing the bolt release button on an AR when the bolt is stuck back.

Fingering the follower on a magazine

I just love the smell of gunpowder mixed with oil.
>>30667207
I think you meant Alex.

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>>30666672
>Loading a shotgun's chamber through the loading port
>slamfiring my '97

Looking at an old milsurp from the inter-war era. Open the action, look down the barrel...mirror bright with no pitting and very strong rifling. So much yes.

>>30667820
You degenerates meant sam

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>>30667847
>the stock has a rack number painted on or stamped insignia on it

>>30667878
Yes...both to your response and picture.

>>30666672

>That "clunk" when your pistol seats into a kydex holster
>When you drive a magazine into an HK, and the slide goes forward on it's own.
>that subtle "click" you hear when your trigger resets.
>The wave of cool on your ears when muffs come off at the end of the range time.

>>30666672
>new gun smell
>that metallic clinky sound an M1 Carbine makes when the bolt cycles that's as loud as the shot itself
>being a late-middle aged British guy named Jerry who runs an intelligence and espionage NGO

>when you shoot the 8th round and get the ping

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>>30667878
>>30667828
>>30667820
Mah niggas, alex best girl

>>30667080
This dude got it
>tfw just blasting ammo in an ak and you rock in a new mag and pull the charging handle like some drunken russian conscript in like a secomd

>>30669756
>tfw blasting silenced bulgarian 74 sbr

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>>30667874

>tfw just get home from range
>Before you start cleaning your firearms you decide to get a fresh set of clothes on
>You strip down and get to your panties
>Your slip them off slowly
>The pink and white striped thong is stained a bit with sweat
>Your cock is still stuck to your sweaty balls and eventually it unhinges itself and swings a bit
That feeling is amazing

>>30666672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBWUs8poYU

>>30666672
>KAK shockwave
>Copy of KAK's ATF letter rolled up in ziploc bag and stuffed in Magpul grip handle
I imagine this is the tip of the iceberg of the tax stamp feel

>>30670380
Those disgusting fat hands.
I fucking hate fat people that own firearms.

>>30670723
I hate fat voice, you know what I'm talking about

>>30670155
Are you me?

>>30666672
>sitting next to your good buddy cleaning guns after a long day of shooting
>he reaches across you to grab the cleaning rod and your heart quickens as his musky scent with a subtle hint of hoppes no. 9 wafts across your nostrils, evoking long suppressed feelings and half forgotten memories of you and him sleeping in a tent in his backyard when you were younger
>he turns toward you and your eyes lock, you notice the gold flecks in his hazel iris you always admired, but never had the courage to compliment
>his lips part slightly as if he is trying to say something but can't seem to force the words out of his mouth
>before you can utter the words y-you too he drops his bolt carrier and his hand is on the back of your neck, leaving a black carbon stain as he pulls you close
>a soft moan escapes your lips as you melt in his arms and gaze longingly into his eyes
>"don't say anything." he says as he places his finger on your lips, the acrid taste of the copper solvent spreading across your tongue
>he pulls your trembling body close as he places his surprisingly soft lips on yours
>you feel the insistent probing of his tongue and finally lose your grip on the upper receiver you had been trying to clean and it clatters to the floor forgotten

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>>30667080
My friend, that truly is one of the best feels ever.

Also,
>test firing your parts kit with gloves/leather apron/face mask combo because if you don't trust your engineering how can you expect others to do so?
>that moment when you fire at a can/box/gingerbread house and half of it goes flying
>managing to break the rate of fire rules at a range with your old surplus Mauser/Mosin/enfield/etc.
>the first time someone at the range actually comes over to see what you're shooting and isn't disappointed
>plinking in your back yard after a long day and nailing paper with .22 kolibri ammo. It's a truly pleasant sound.
>being the only person at the range with a certain very interesting weapon
>someone asks you what brand your AK is and you tell them it's "garage built"/polish/whateverthefuck.

Feels good man.

>>30667080
>every single sound an M1 Garand makes

>>30668021
>the slide goes forward on it's own
that should literally never happen, and control taken away from the user is never a good thing. check for broken parts

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>>30666672
>tfw you realize you weren't the only one with an autistic childhood

>>30666672
>springy sound striker fired guns make when you dryfire and rack them

Don't try to pretend you enjoy playing with vastly inferior striker fired guns. You know you want a SA/DA hammer fired gun.

>>30672051
I - don't know that feel, but i think i'd like to

>>30672262
>tfw that feel is me and I am that feel
Didn't go to school but same thing, Hitler and all.

Removing butt-plate on K-31 to find card with information about original operator on it.

>>30666765
Popping the gun's cherry is my fetish

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>>30666672
>What are some good feels you have with /k/ related things?

Uhh, the first shots on paper with my newly-constructed AR.

It only got better from here.

>>30675485
>>30666765
Fucking A

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>greasing every contact point inside your sig

>HK slap

>>30675485
>>30666765
Your "new" guns were fired at least once at the factory they were made at. They lost the ability to be called new the moment you left the gunstore

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>>30675749
This

>taking your .22 that you got as a kid as your first gun out in a long time
>everything is in good working order
>the feel of that lever action making you feel like a cowboy again, even for just a split second

>>30677090
The factory just does the gun equivalent of gyn exam with rubber gloves. She's still a virgin when you load her for the first time.

>>30667080
I love the Mauser bolt sound, sounds like 10 different mechanical things sloppily clacking together in a really solid way

>starting a new job after months of unemployment
>new job is in a company that is well-respected in its industry
>using your first paycheck from this job to buy your dream gun
>the gun that you fell in love with before you even owned guns
>the gun that made you want to own guns
>that gun
>you finally have one of your own

>>30678215
This, i got a nugget, i know its shit, but i love it and im part of the phenomenon

>>30678226
I actually bought a Colt Python with my first paycheck, but to each their own.

>>30672051
You should be writing porn, not gay greentexts.

>>30678239
Fuck anon what do you do?

>>30678264
I work for one of the world's leading boat manufacturers.

>>30678264
I write for one of the world's leading gay erotica publishers.

>>30677143
i am having one hell of a time trying to figure out what the fuck his fingers are doing.

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>>30666672
My favorite /k/ feel is closing the bolt on a Mauser action. So satisfying

>>30666765

>L-lewd!

The M1 noises

bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
PING

*jizz*

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>>30666672
>when you are holding a full sized rifle between your legs and trying not to let your panties get too soaked

>>30679802
Post feminine bulge

>>30677821
not if they test fire
your raifu is used goods

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>>30679802
I really hope you get killed

>>30670650
That's a pretty damn good idea, a lot better than just having it in my case.

>>30679904

no that would be gay

we've discussed this before, just socks=not gay

>>30680041
It's not gay if the penis is feminine

>>30666672
The sound of drawing and rehlstering from a kydex holster.
>SCCCCHUK
>SSCHHHHHHCLICK

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>when you break open a Webley revolver and the empty casings are ejected out with a light satisfying resistance
>when you fire your AR and there is no recoil to speak of, only the sound of the buffer spring in your right ear
>shooting an FAL. just, shooting an FAL.
>when you cycle an Enfield bolt and you do barely any of the work thanks to that god tier action
>sliding a Makarov mag in "SHHHHIIICK, click"
>accidentally hitting the ground slightly in front of a target, but still hitting it, and it goes flying in a cloud of dirt and debris
>arguing with antigunners and your argument is so good that they resort to fallacy to cover up how shitter shattered they are
>converting your family members one by one from neutral feelings for firearms to love and desire for more
>when a new package comes in and you know it's your refill of ammo
>when you have a decent steady income and can afford to treat yourself to a gun (or more) per month

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>>30667878
Boom

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>>30679904
a feminine glock is the best i can do

>>30680014
same

>>30680041
>>30680320
both

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>When you open a break action revolver with the flick of a wrist and all the shells come flying out

>>30680735
Ohshit, i need to get a video of this next time I'm at the range. Ill make gifs.

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The rear view of a revolver in your hand. When you imagine a revolver or look at a picture its always the sides, shows the grip, etc. I love when a revolver fits the hand well and you look down the sights, just that cylinder resting on the top of your hand. Its like holding your cock, its part of your body, your hand is a cannon, and it just fits perfectly.

>>30680601
I would suck your dick so hard, but i heard you hate trannies :(

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>>30680807
we can work it out

>>30679987
That's more like a girl fingering herself.

You're the person who inserts a big, fully loaded magazine into it and be hard as fuck.

>>30667761
>not shooting single stage triggers.

Take up the first stage, hit the wall, see the x, rounds is downrange. Reset second stage, CLICK! breathe, focus, see the x...

>>30680882
>says the cuck
Don't worry anon, they say a girl never forgets her *second* time :^)

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>>30680509
This right here is that good shit

>>30680841
What state?

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>>30681457
PA

ruaQT?

>>30681520
I'm passable, but nm, that's too far :(

>>30681387
you seem to like bringing cuck up out of nowhere.
do you have something to tell us anon?

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>>30681556
story of my life

>>30679802
you have a cock

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>>30681723
from precum you faggot

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>Eating an MRE after a arduous patrol
>Handy tables/chairs/desks innawoods
>Natural shelters
>Knowing that you can legally shoot anything that you dont want/did not allow on your own land

>>30677143
What's this? All I can see this is some kind of HK.

>>30681741
It's like no one has ever made him squishy before, what a homo

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>>30666672
>doing three round active reloading drills
>watching a movie with my raifu
>lazy afternoon of cleaning guns
>loading a mag while Disturbed or FFPD is playing in the background
>screwing on a suppressor
>walking into my gun closet and smelling that smell

>>30672227
Are you retarded? That can happen with just about all semiauto handguns. All you're doing is slapping the mag in hard enough to disengage the slide stop.

>>30681836
>>loading a mag while Disturbed or FFPD is playing in the background
>>screwing on a suppressor

Those are some cringy feels, kid.

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>>30667878
M1 Garand with rack number 320.


>The ping of a M1 Garand

>>30675648
mah nigga

>getting drunk in gun room and building aks
>being a dick to people calling you from armslist
>getting a shipment of ammo and dumping it out on the kitchen floor before gf gets home
>trolling ATF trying to get you on armslist

Gun culture is more than shooting guns at paper and animals guys

>loading each shell into a tube-fed shotgun with a satisfying click
>feeding a rifle from a stripper clip in one smooth push
>dropping the slide/bolt on a fresh magazine
>dumping out boxes of ammo and spending some time loading them onto clips for your next trip to the range
>detail stripping old milsurp, cleaning every part, feeling it operating more smoothly than when you got it
>getting good deals on out of production guns
>the smell of burning gunpowder after weeks or months without shooting
>the satisfying weight of a loaded magazine

>>30667878
What anime is this from?

>>30682132
Totally spies

>>30666672
>The crisp, slick sound of a freshly cleaned SAA being cocked

Dick=diamonds every time

>>30666672
>squeezing the trigger of a well used revolver in double action
>seeing the hammer fall back in perfect harmony of the spinning cylinder
>watch the final conclusion as the hammer strikes in time with the cylinder locking in a complete stop
Then there the muzzle flash

>>30666672
>What are some good feels you have with /k/ related things?
Does jerking off to Totally Spies count?

>>30682522
Seems acceptable.

>>30682355
Slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.

>>30666672

>Posting Fat Fetish Fuel from a show loaded with Fetish Fuel

This gonna be interesting.

>>30667776
Ayy I know that feel

>>30682135

Also known as "Fetish Fuel: The Series".

But I won't spoil the show for you.

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>>30683060
>fetish fuel
>spoiling

Fetishes make this series even better
It gave me a fetish for oviposition

>>30681861
This.

Ive noticed its a lot easier to do on polymer framed guns for some reason. Glocks, M&Ps, and HKs all like to send the slide home if you put some oomf behind the magazine.

All my steel framed guns require a hard slap after loading the magazine to do the trick. When i shoot my PA63 i treat the butt of the grip like the slide release.

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>>30682003
I wanted to take a picture of an ammo shipment i got and riggt after i had everything set up my cat knocked the bix over. It was like dominos, and i had 3,000 rounds of 9mm scattered around the floor.

Fucking cat was rolling around and playing with the bullets, too.

>>30683099

Likely contributed to my fat fetish, because Clover was a cute gluttonous fatty.

>>30683060
>"Fetish Fuel: The Series"
LATEX
A
T
E
X

All ive learned from this thread is that I need to watch totally spies. Any episode recommendations?

>>30683532

"Passion Patties" is for if you want or have a fat fetish. Clover becomes hopelessly addicted to cookies.

>>30683593
Eh, i hate fatties.

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>>30683604

Just running it by you. But because I don't like the word "eh".....

>>30668021
Oh thank god I thought something was wrong with my P2000