Meanwhile in 10th/11th century /k/...

Stupid Saracen.

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KEBAB REMOVAL FROM HOLY LAND WHEN

>Nobles trying to ban blades over 3 handspans in length
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30647716
>tfw lost all of my blades in a tragic Bullock cart accident

>tfw some Nobles ran a carriage on my wife on our wedding night

>>30647838
Do you wear antlers by any chance, peasant?

>>30647611
>10th/11th century
>Teutonic Order

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In 10th/11th century there would be not /k/ because back then peasants were too poor to buy weapons and armour to impose as warrior class and convince themselves that they have something in common.

>>30648215
>too poor to afford weapon
Back to plowing my fields peasant

Ban assault bows
Wont someone please think of the children

>>30647611

Ban assault crossbows. Won't somebody please think of the nobles?

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FUCKING NOBLE SHITS. THEY CAN'T EVEN TOIL SOIL. REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30647611
Simon the Special of Normandy and Anthony the Questioner of Yorkshire are yet again trying to find a solution to their never-ending arguing about which is more important crossbow or a longbow, by jousting but as usual there's not a single horse in the whole combined army that could carry them (also they don't know how to ride), leading to them trying to yet again whack each other with their lances, but as usual after few swings they both run out of strength and pass out

>>30647716
>Nobles think they can overrule the bible

Luke 22:36 fuckers

>>30648972
kekith

This newfangled black powder (black magic, me thinks) is but a passing meme. The blade shall be the eternal means of warfare.

>>30648164
They were hospitaliers

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What are my fellow /k/nights bringing to the next crusade

>>30651808
I shall be defecated upon for saying so, but my Falchion shall be strapped by my side.

>>30651719
Perhaps one day the blade and black powder will be used together.

>>30651808
Me thinks a new broadsword or perchance a morning star.

>>30651719
>>30653274
It is merely eastern nonsense and shan't have any meaning.

>>30647611
What beith the greatest sword to arm thyself, and why is it the 911?

I shall be hiring David Cameron's pig farm along with a all day buffy

*teleports to the Battle of Mersivan wearing a full set of titanium plate armour emblazoned with a jerusalem cross on the breastplate carrying a minigun*
heh, nothing personal kid
*mows down every single last dirty turk*

300 peasnts with English long bows along with 100 swiss pikes and 50 of gods finest Nobel knights

I don't like this pope trying to to away our crossbows I want my rights back

Bumpeth

>>30651767
Where is there any red in those surcoats and banners?
It's pretty clear that image is supposed to be Teutonic Order with it's >winged helmets

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>>30647611

>>30655205
I meant before they changed their name

Some people say broad swords are fine, but my mace has real knockdown power and my only go to weapon when crushing saracen skulls.

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>He uses a flail

>>30651808
crusades were a failure :^)

inb4 kebab

i just hate right winger retards

inb4 cuck

thats ur dad

inb4 liberal

nah

>>30656000
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

>>30653171
You speaketh like you have drinketh too much wineth anonth

>Black powder
Literally a meme, you'd have to be a fool if thou thinks it twill replace the sword

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>>30648269
Whyfore wouldst one need an assault crossbow? Art thou planning to fight the Knights of the Realm? They art sworn protectors of the king and the realm, you have no need for an assault crossbow.

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Bosting in ebin bread :DDDDDD

>>30656000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMjUFBYEzqQ

>>30655765
>Muh mace

Cease with thine knock down power meme. The greatest advantage in manly combat is surely blow placement. For would not a swift thrust with a steady hand to the throat kill a pikeman, be it with dirk or claymore?

Please, proceed to mislead observers that your manhood is not below the standard of good Christian men, sodomite.

>>30656366
Nay, you charlatan. Black powder hath yet more power than thine swords! A black powder device shall be able to reach thirty handspans whilst thou be stuck at three!

>>30647611
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
>That is all it taketh for a group of moors to break down your portcullis and steal your scrying pond. What arms dost thou have to defend your holds?

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>>30657173
>He doesn't have a number of levies and boiling oil defending thy keep
How does it feel to be a serf, peasants?

>>30648972
SELL CLOAK; BUY SWORD

>>30657334
For I reside in Duchy of Cook. Duke Emmanuel forbids the ownership of anything but a short spear, despite the commonality of cheap bronze daggers amongst the moors. I'm still required to give a tithe and register my spear with my local yeoman. I dare posit the Duke is of an Abrahamic blood, and aspire to a apprenticeship in a duchy more based on the Greek ideal.

>>30648215
On the contrary peasants were often bound by law to keep weapons and armor at home in case they were called upon.

>>30647611
Thy nobles speak of a new weapon called black powder from the far east and how it shall revolutionize warfare for the next millenium. I believe it is nothing but blasphemous magic, nonsense, and bullshite. How can thou battle with mere powder?

>>30657334
>laying traps

I hope the guild of Ale Hemp and Bows come to slay thine hounds, brigand

>>30657958
The powder of your mother's womb has a nightly battle with my olfactory sense

>>30651808
>Next crusade
Oh excrement, hath the fire been started?

>>30653483
>He fell for the 911
The Norman blades are the finest combat instrument one could hope to find. With this newfangled steel they made swords lighter and deadlier, without all the useless frills.
>Inb4 but mine grandfather used one to fight off the Scots in 934 so it be the greatest blade of all time

>>30658108
The fire has already risen.

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ring ring*

>>30647611
>Meanwhile in 10th/11th century /k/...
>...Muslims are still killing people

Then to war we go as brothers without arms thanks to multiple desiases

I sayeth, this competition between papist ruotsis and orthodox novgorods is going to giveth the people of yemi many a headache...

brb someone is raiding my village

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>>30658882
Carving or it didn't happen

Kings men just lanced my mongrel.

>>30658891
it's the fucking muslims again i hate living in Castile..

>>30658902
at least you don't have the man-loving ruotsis and the dirty novgorods fighting on your back yard for the right to forcibly convert you to christianity (everyone here's already christian, they just want our land for some reason), such is life here in Yemi...

Accursed serf lives matter unrest killing all the gendarmes in my principality!

Any ideas on defeating these Mongols. I say we send in poland

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>>30658902
You know what to do brother

>>30657958
Dost thou hear the unearthly thunder and smell the nefarious evidence of his satanic majesty's passing whence this black powder be set to the torch for cleansing? Heresy, I say.
Nothing good shall come of it.

>>30659046
have you tried banning assault crossbows & hiring Venetian mercenaries to deal with the peasants?

>tfw no damsel

>>30660943
everyone says damsels want white knights in shining armor, yet they always get the feet swept from under them & carried away by the black knight...

>>30659743
Perhaps this Eastern powder is not without its martial uses. Produced in large quantities and burned before and opposing force the inhalation of such might invite the Prince of Lies into the enemy host and rob him of the Lord's protection, if he is a faithful man.

>>30656556

"Crusade", how the "Crusade" saved Europe.

the other three were disasters and only brought rabble to pillage and destroy.

the destruction of the Byzantine empire and the fall of Anatolia to muslims is their fault.

>>30661215
to purposefully try and summon Satan? Why weren't you burned at a stake years ago!

Damascus steel best steel, if you don't have a damascus steel sword you should kys

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>>30647611
>Meanwhile in 10th/11th century /k/
REMOVE KEBAB

>>30651719
do not fall for the eastern sorceries, that black powder does nothing but make you high, it's only useful for celebrations

indeed the blade will prevail, black powder weapons are just a meme

>>30655765
>mace
how does it feel to be a fucking barbarian with no finesse?

>>30664146
Some things never change.

>>30663425
The Papal Edict forbidding the use of spiritual weapons only applies to Christian fighters with visible sigils on their shields or breast plates.Saracens are fair game.

>>30651808
Methinks that we couldst simply hurl swine at the Moslem heathens.

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CRUSADING WHENCE MINE FELLOW BRETHREN?

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>>30647611

>>30657998
>the guild of Ale Hemp and Bows

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>>30657998
>I hope the guild of Ale Hemp and Bows come to slay thine hounds, brigand
Verily I ask, doth thou campaign for Queen Emayl Deletius as well?
>Tapestry related

It's funny cause literally all of you (me included) would be illiterate serfs

>>30665599
>those numbers
Maybe a select few would be Knights.

>>30665599
Praise lord Jesus

>>30665599
Okay, so when Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to the cathedral doors in 1517 everybody was puzzled and nothing happened, because nobody could read it.

Fag.

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Guys the peasants next county over killed the local shire reeve and his men with crossbows. Guillaume told me that some peasants did the same in his county. I'm scared, there could be a peasant revolt any day now.

How best can I defend myself? Stone castles are out of the question, I'm not that wealthy.

>>30665599
SANCTUS DOMINUS

>>30651808
FAMAS

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>>30665759
This thread is 10th/11th century
Martin Luther was 15th century

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I picked this up on ye last crusade, I heareth it's from China, I think it be a mighty fine weapon, but mine fellow knights sayeth it be abomination as it alloweth a peasant to kill noble knights, what sayeth you mine brethren?

>>30665599

>3 is the number of the Holy Trinity
>3 digits of a double repetition
>9 is three multiplied by its self, the Holiest of numbers

AVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

>>30665960
Strange devices from Cathay should be banned by the Holy See. Nothing but the Devil's magics come form that forsaken land.

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>>30665960
I hear the orientals make good tapestries

>>30665810
Hark /k/nave and cease thine imitation of a bundle of sticks.

A sword is your best option. Verily, many will detract from a swords utilitarian appearance or point out it lacks the reach of a pike or the devastation of a hammer. Yet a sword simply does what it was designed to do. Be wielded and cut. Keep a great sword in thine bedchamber and gird thine self with an arming sword.

Else wise remain a buggerer of both man and beast, indiscriminate in thine pursuits, the results of thy labors matter not to me.

>Shall not be infringed maternal fornicators!!!

>>30665960
>I heareth it's from China
BY THE LORD! SUCH ACTIONS ART TREASONOUS TO THE CROWN OF HIS MAJESTY KING NEGOR III

>>30658265
kek

>>30653171
What blasphemous utterance be this? Away with thee fool, knave, craven wretch. Spread not thine insanities!

>Anno Domine 2016-1013
>the world hath already produced it's lowest inhabitant
>future generations will never understand the depths of this deviant sodomites comportment.

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I have dealt with peasants armed with these foreign weapons before and in my purges found that taking the women of all the local shires and having them burned alive while the rebels watch in horror and as they are distracted have your loyal men burn their houses and slaughter the peasant where they stand .

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>>30647611
>Be thy self
>Pillaging Saracens in the most holiest of orders
>See qt Saracen honey
>"D-Deus vult, conquestable wench. T-thou must lay with me, for mine holy order hast wrest controul of thine village."
>Squire comes up to me and asks me if I need my boils cleaned
>QT laughs
>Fraternity laughs
>Dying Saracen laughs
>Leper colony laughs
>Hardtacks spill from parch donnage
>Mfw

>>30653723
Hark! Thou message is laden with edge!

>>30651808

Only my maille, scimitar, a fine horse from the stables of the caliph himself, and the holy Koran. The prophet (pbuh( shall be my guide unto the infidel.

>>30665599
Thou post is blessed with the divination of doublets.

>>30666023
I suspect deceit on your part, a worrisome trait of youth who seek the usurp the authority of the Flower of the Nobility by means of knowledge of the sword gained by mere observation. My suspicions would be rightly put to rest, and full apology issued in the court, if thou would provide a means of substance to your claims. Until such a time, kindly go with the grace of God back unto /5/.

>>30666051
remove Saracens Deus Vult

>>30666051
By might of arms, dispel the vittles of sheered mutton from Christendom.

>>30647611
OP is a sodomite

>>30647611
>Noble tries to take away my weapons calling in the ban of swords
>Tell him it's a big knife because of the handle and that I'm a Freeman who pays his taxes directly to the king so he should shut up and get of my property.

Should I spread rummors of him trying to rebel against the crown?

>>30665599
Nope. I'd be either a cloistered Benedictine monk or a merchant.

>family used to be nobles until Napoleon conquered the region.

>>30665960
Nay. It does not have enough power to pierce a fine german or italian plate.
It's best use is in fact fending of peasants.

>>30666481
kangs n shieet

>>30647611
I still can't believe people are wasting pence on chain mail armor from AD 500. Don't they know a giant wielding a great maul could hit right throuheth it? Plate mail is far superior despite not being able to stop than 2 arrows.

>>30661021
Only the foolest of plague ridden peasant whores would date the black knight. They all want Sir Chaddington of house Thundercock. They all get moistened betwixt their legs when he rolls by in his Bronze Mustang Wagon.

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>>30653152
>Invade with massive army and murder innocents including Christians on the way there
>End up getting rekt entirely and losing all of the holy lands to Islam and the Byzantine Empire gets taken by Muslims
>'lol ur so mad xD'
Keep telling yourself that kafir

>>30656556
thou seriously posteth a youtoube link as source?

Thou truly be of the lowliest stock of peasant!

>>30665992
Oi greave licker, why don't thee get back to partaking in the raising of your wife's bastard child.

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Dear subjects of the "King" Harold Godwinson:
I am in thine keep, slaying thy fellows.

>>30666726
Jews won in the end.

>>30665972
MARIA

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>>30651808
KNIGHTS A SHIT!

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>>30658297
You are a man of exceedingly large stature.

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>>30667542
For thee

>>30656000
Fall upon your sword, heathen.

>>30665960
you don't need a crossbow with such absurd capacity

>>30667787
>2016
>people still don't know he's not saying "a big guy... for you"

>>30664281
The savage Mohammedan does no more shrink from the presence of swine than does the Hebrew. They are forbade to eat of the meat, verily, but it be not as though they are running forward, mouths agape, chomping blindly at the air like some man of pac.

>>30658042
>Underrated parchment
Kek

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Who else took Acre here

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>>30669726

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HAHAHA
stupid knights buying overpriced shit Chain-500 armor
>implying it can stop arrows
>implying you won't get hit into legs

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Where was thee when God himself protected his holy soldiers and smited their infidel enemies?

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Sir Chaddington Thundercock comes up to your wench and smacks her arse at the inn. What do thou do?

>>30670353
draw my sword unscrew the pommel and end him rightly

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OUTTA MY WAY BULGAR FUCKING SHITS

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Why do the town heralds declare the Northmen as the ultimate soldiers? Is it predicated on legends alone? The single time they were forced to engage an actual host of Christ they were rightly blowneth the FVCK out by a man advanced to 75 years of age and a rabble of inebriated Hiberians. Tapestry concerns discussion.

>>30670303
>yon profound ratio
My word!

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>>30670303
>1/429 kill ratio
>mfw

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Post thine final tune when surrounded
https://youtu.be/Ioum5Xr-nS0

>>30672537
Thou art even trying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

Tfw swæðer pro æhtemann ongêanweard ðês toppa sy word−cwide tîmlic êastrêam englisc stæl Ænglisc

>>30666833
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_and_the_Crusades

>>30665960

BAN ASSAULT CROSSBOWS

>>30665759
You dumb fuck

I am willing to rattle the bones and grant any paying lord or knight advice upon their ventures.

>>30665599
Not I. My ancestors lived as servants to nobility and government officials. While they were still commoners, it beats life as a peasant.

>>30672762
nobody understands old English here buddy,
sorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q_CuOF9flE

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>>30656472
Mine Assault bow hast saved on fair maiden from the terrible beast of Berthells forest, yea! all should have the right to them knave.

Mine crossbow hath been confiscated by the city watch wat do

>>30677660
wernst thou using it rightly? and is your king of just rule and sound mind? your fief lord shall hear you! that I am sure of!

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>>30647611
Mrw the king wants to ban assault crossbows

>>30677698
The king hath instituted unjust bow laws, they came into mine home and took my bolts and crossbow, all I have now is a simple 50 pound draw hunting bow

>>30677732
which kingdom dost thou occupy?

>>30677740
He may occupy a kingdom near Ireland way

>>30677755
iffin he doth, than he shalt be out of luck

>>30677770
would it be a smart move to migrate towards England, How are the bow laws in that kingdom?

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Should i invest in buying something more than the normal Hwandudaedo considering the the Mongoloid mongols are swinging their retard strength around again?

>>30677910
You're going to have to pay attention to the Mongols. Use a bow instead.

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS, AYE?
A WAGON HAS PLOWED DOWN FOURSCORE MEN IN FRANCE, AND IT WAS DRIVEN BY ONE OF THOSE SHIITES!!

>>30647695

that comic made me laugh.

>ave maria
>deus vult
>dat copy pasted crusader

thx man. it's probably old but i rarely frequent /k/

>>30678734
Forsooth; I motioned at church this last sabbath to petition the Pope for another crusade, but the wives and soft men would not have it. I fear we may never rid ourselves of the Saracen scourge.

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>>30672537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLADobVaA9s

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>>30647611
Pardon me. Best knightly order coming through.

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>>30677544
>those smug guards on either side

>>30656000
>crusades were a failure :^)

No, crusader kingdoms were failures (even though some lasted quite a while). Recognize the difference.

>>30667787

Was losing the Holy Land part of the plan?

>>30664275
Verily, but methinks a penitent man shall pass.

>>30648215
what are pitchforks and pickaxes
fuck your breastplate, this shit here breaks rock

>>30651834
a falchion?
and pray, what canst thou do to fell those heretic's armored camelry with a mere falchion? perhaps they shall spare you for graciously knocking the rust off their scale mail kek
thou needest an estoc, a proper sword for piercing the black hearts of those heathens

>>30656472
and how wouldst thou protect thine parcel and thine blood from a marauding band of moors without an assault crossbow? wouldst thou think them to simply wait for thine lord's soldiers to arrive and fend them off? or would thou attempt to stop them with a simple pitchfork? hah how absurd.

>>30657334
>boiling oil
>against moors
that shant stop them, they are already burnt you knave
what thou needst is a moat for obvious reasons