Is it possible to make a bulletproof fedora? Why or why not?

>>30643727
Now why do you have to come in here and be a faggot?
Can't you come up with something better to do?

>>30643727
Don't know about bullet proof, but they come girlfriend proof as standard.

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>>30643784

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>>30643784
What level of virginity protection would you rate a commercial grade fedora?

>>30644131
>not "M'tosis"

:/

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>>30644171
My apologies good sir, your contributions to filenaming have been duly noted.

But back to my original query, maybe we have to narrow it down. They don't have to be American made for instance, Chinese production fedoras seem to be prolific across the board.

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>>30643727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQM6zLiSn1E

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Go back to /b/ and play your happy time fun games.

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>>30644691
Fun starts at about the last quarter of the video.

Why not bulletproof ties, riot shield glasses with Google Glass technology, bullet proof under armor - thermal - short sleeve - long sleeve - and heavy coat. You could survive a danger close airstrike with this shit.
Bullet proof scarfs and underwear. Shoes and gloves that absorb explosions and briefs with nut protecting plates.
Buttons and cuff links as hard as diamonds. Watches that create a magnetic field that deflects long range shrapnel and other metals.

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>>30644770
classless manchild get out and stay out

>>30643727
sure easy, but might be a bit on the heavy side