Advice for poor man's weapon

>>30628700
what kind of budget are you talking?

>>30628713
Like $40 max

>>30628700
u have access to the internet.

read up on poorfag weapons and wargame what u can do with what u have, ie urself.

>>30628700
a hammer.
or a hatchet.

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>>30628715
>$40

Some condoms I guess? so when they rape you they won't give you HIV.

>>30628700
Go to the kitchen and get a butter knife, now go get a brick and start filing that blade down, in about 50 hours you'll have a point on that butter knife and now you can defend against the hordes (also for a long distance weapon, tape the newly sharpens butter knife to a broom stick #polearmbaby)

>>30628700
You could buy a rusted ol shitty H&R .32 for that. Seen a Cobra .38 derringer for 60 the other day as well.

If it's imperative you need a weapon go find like a 6" diameter oak stick and whittle it into a war club. Go buy some metal screws with the bolt heads and some washers/wing nuts. Then you need a piece of old rebar to strengthen the top 3/4 of it. You can usually find some laying around the hood wherever you might find a parking block.

>>30628700
Just nigger rig a baseball bat with barbed wire or something

>>30628715
pepper spray, maybe a dollar store knife

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>>30628700
Seriously? Find an odd job for a couple days shoveling shit and by a Hi-Point. I used to be as broke as you, but ANYONE in the US can buy a firearm unless they have priors. What's the deal anyway? Are you underage? Loaded on drugs?

Go to a garage sale and buy the biggest chefs knife they got. $5, done.

I recommend you go to your local flea market and look for bargains. People usually sell some great defense weapons at good prices. Best part is, you can haggle.

If anything, my CCW instructor says that when it comes to non-firearm related weaponry, a good baton and pepperspray is affordable and top choice.

He also said that a good and "they'll expect it" kind of weapon is a flashlight. Some flashlights have their ends shaped to give a tactical edge.

>>30628715
Bat and knife

Best and cheapest.

Rest is mostly mall ninja shit.

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Knife bat

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Big black dildo

>>30628700
Monkeys fist.
It's just a lead ball weight or golf ball or some such similar item wrapped in paracord. easy to make, and cheap.

>>30628715
slightly over your budget but if you search the internet some youll maybe find one in your budget
http://www.knifecenter.com/item/ON498/ontario-marine-combat-knife-blade-leather-handle-8180

>>30628715
You could make flamethrower using a supersoaker, a coat hanger, duct tape, and a candle. Use kerosine.

I wouldn't use it inside, though

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take those 40 bucks to homedepot