MUH REENS

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>>30596608
>Being that desperate to obtain new recruits

>>30596608
You know some fat POG is behind posting that.

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The few the proud

>>30596608
well thats the cringiest thing ive seen all week.

good job, welfare queens

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>>30596608
>CP
>marines
Hmmmm

>>30596617
I've heard the marines are extremely under quota

>>30596668
Not surprizing when you see that kind of thing

>>30596687
>>30596668
>hardest grunt training out of all branches
>wonder why people keep joining the army
The army keeps babying recruits
>inb4 someone mentions special forces or rangers etc....
Those aren't what most people are going to join

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>>30596608
>oh look, a muhreen is shitting around and posting Pokemon on twitter
>swell joke by the soldier, maybe his friends will like it
>but posting it public is embarassing tho
>people will think muhreens are children, hopefull it not going to look bad for the USM..
>...

Holy shit, what were/are they thinking!?

>>30596724
Are the muhreens DI's even allowed to be mean anymore

>>30596608
Oh for fucks sakes, the world's supposed No. 1 armed force.

>>30596742
Compared to how they used to be, nah. Compared to what the average person is used to though, they're a bit mean.

>>30596608

Every day I become more thankful my seniors talked me out of a moto tat

>>30596608
Its almost as if they're a bunch of 18 year olds that have never been to college

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>>30596608

>Recruit Joe is marching through Parris Island
>Steps out of platoon
>DI quickly beelines over to him with knifehand at the ready
>RECRUIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>SIR, THIS RECRUIT IS CAPTURING PIKACHU! AN ELECTRIC MOUSE TYPE POKEMON, SIR!
>WHAT TEAM ARE YOU A PART OF, RECRUIT?
>SIR, THIS RECRUIT IS PART OF TEAM MYSTIC, SIR!
>ONLY HIPPIES AND LIBERALS ARE PART OF TEAM MYSTIC, RECRUIT! WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
>SIR NEITHER SIR!
>BULLSHIT, I BET YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA AND WANTED TO EVOLVE PIKACHU INTO RAICHU!
>SIR NO SIR!
>GET DOWN AND BEAT YOUR FACE UNTIL IT'S RED LIKE TEAM VALOR! COMMENCE!
>SIR YES SIR.

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How long until this game gets somebody killed?

Someone told me 20 years ago that Pokemon was a fad, why in the fuck am I reading about it in the news?

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>>30597136
Most DIs today grew up playing gen 1. When I was in they were all making mortal kombat references.

>>30597179
It WAS a fad 20 years ago, and Pokemon Go managed to harness a wave of nostalgia.

>>30597179

It already has. I guarantee there's a Marine listed as UA right now because he's at the bottom of the Intercostal after trying to catch a gyrados.

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>>30597136
Kek

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Which is more dangerous:

Enlisted men with augmented reality devices, flailing around outside

or

Enlisted men with VR devices, flailing around inside and screaming at the top of their lungs?

How long until Pokemon GO is banned?

>>30597233
Anything that keeps enlisted men from running around doing stupid things in meatspace is the less dangerous option, so VR.

>>30597179
>>30597204

a mexican kid fell off a bridge trying to catch a pokemon

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>>30597233

>>30597179
Kid died in Australia catching a pikachu in the middle of the street

>>30596724
>hardest grunt training
How is it harder? The only major difference between Army training and Marine training is that the Army can afford exercises after AIT.

>>30598899
Buttmad armyfag pls go

>>30598953
tell me the difference then :^)
>inb4 m-muh boot camp is 2 hours longer

>>30596776
Hurrdurr, no fun allowed

>>30596724
>hardest grunt training out of all branches
Than the Rangers?
Than Navy Seals?
Than SOCOM?
Than Green Berets?

>>30597179
>Someone told me 20 years ago that Pokemon was a fad
That someone was wrong, Pokémon has been making Nintendo fat ducats for the past two decades.

>>30600043
whoah dude no need to yell about your illiteracy

>>30596608
Bullshit! PAOs aren't allowed to have fun!

>>30596668
Probably because it's fucking hard and full of nutters.

Two guys I know who went marines:
Crazy ass guy who thinks he's on a mission from god and believes he's guided by numbers. Actually on his way up the chain, god help us.
Cool guy who was a cagefighter for a time with a heart of gold, built like a brick shithouse. I'm talking THIQCCCC

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>>30600156
Mil official twitter accounts are pretty great. They put actual public affairs people in charge of them. Most orgs hand the twitter account to the dumbest intern in the building.

>>30596735
you know that 4chan are hipster faggots. They dont like to laugh to things that are not aproved by the hive mind

>>30597200
the fuck do you need a pokemon when you have a machine gun?

>>30600043
grunts are not special operatives. anon confirmed brainded, rip in penis.

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i have no idea what this shit is because im not ten years old and i have a fucking job

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>>30600629
>i have no idea what this shit is because i had a shitty childhood and my parents beat me too much
ftfy

>>30596617
>>30596625
>>30596637
>>30596644
>>30596656
You autists would be giggling like schoolgirls if Ian, Costa, or Pat Mac posted it

>>30596608
Stop shilling this queer shit.

Fucking grown men playing pokemon.

>>30600928
>Fucking grown men playing pokemon.

Get over yourself, tryhard

>>30596724
>Hurr every muhreen a muhreen just little ranger in Army!!!

There are more Army Rangers than there are personnel in the Marine Corps you fucking diptard.

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>>30596608
MUH REENS?

WHY KNOT SPESS MEHREENS

>>30600948
>I'm just having fun! acting like a man???Fuck that, masculinity is a social construct! Nobody naturally acts like a man!

Yeah have fun catching pikapikas while Jamal is home enriching your wife.

Fucking shameful.

>>30600967
>There are more Army Rangers than there are personnel in the Marine Corps
where did you even hear this from? that's such an easy thing to verify i dont even understand how you can believe it.

>>30601014
>being so insecure about your masculinity that you scream about pokemon like a tard
>insert your cuck fantasies into everything
I bet you're <5'9"

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>>30597179
Considering I didn't know what the fuck this game was, then my friend who was driving tossed me his phone to swipe a zubat, I'm going to say it'll be somewhere up there with drunk driving as far as kills, at least in the immediate future.

>>30597200
>DIs playing Gen 1
>Lt. Surge is real now

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>>30598899
boot camp is longer. Besides that, there's really not much difference. Those 4 weeks can make a big difference, though.

>>30600700
>childhood

Or, he is simply too old to have had it be a "thing" in his childhood.

Not everyone on this board is 15-24 years of age, ya know...

>>30602293
its not that anon didnt have it be a thing, its that he was being an angry baby about something that he shouldnt care about senpai

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>>30597136
You cant have a cell phone in recruit training
>sir yes sir
not
>AYE SIR
yfw
DIs are also not allowed to curse, if officers hear them curse they can screw with the DI get them in trouble.
I never heard a DI say "FUCK" EVER

>>30602293
The first Pokemon game was released in the US 18 years ago. People who grew up playing it are closer to 30 now.

>>30602642
>Marine DIs can't curse.
What a bunch of faggots. Even Chair force TIs can curse.

>>30602201
And then by the time you're with your unit and doing exercises, it doesn't fucking matter
I'd much rather have actually hit my unit to learn what really goes on sooner than have spent another 4 weeks in OSUT

>>30602642
I can't count on both hands the amount of times I got fucking smoked by a pissed off swearing DS inna Benning

> TFW I was the fucktoy

>>30600967
Mate there's only 3500~ Rangers in batt
There's literally more SEALs than Rangers

>>30596724
> Babying recruits
Only a fucking retard who never went through OSUT and who's only interaction with a soldier was an 88M or some shit believes this

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>>30600903
Who?

>>30596608
I was gonna give an obligatory Ehrah, then I saw its about Pokemon.

I'll take the CP famm. Cough it up