>Gear check, fambula! What do?

Draw weapon and unload magazine. Finally my cc pistol fit into my pou.

>unzip dick
>helicopter that shit
>maintain eye contact

>>30596487
why the hell does your dick have a zipper?
fucking retarts don't know what they are talking about.

Surprise, surprise... two posts in and a dick is out.

This thread is now about gay youtube personalities.

>>30596571
This thread was always about gay YouTube personalities

>>30595794

I display my TNP approved gun, holster, flashlight, multitool, knife, sunscreen, lip balm, bug repellant, 100' of paracord, duct tape, backup gun in backup holster, backup flashlight, backup multitool, backup knife, etc. I say "dude" and "bro" several times and whip out acronyms like WROL and SAWC. I then shake Nutn's hand firmly whilst looking him in the eye and say thank you for the hours of free content he's provided all of us.

Why do you ask?

>>30595794
"concealed means concealed"
the fucking end

>>30595794
>See strange man approaching me
>Social anxiety causes acute stress response
>Triggers chronic irritable bowel syndrome
>Oh god he's about to speak to me
>Lose control over sphinter
>Tactical retreat as shit sloshes in trousers
>Suddenly understand how it feels to be Nutn's son
Overall I think it's a pass.

>>30595794
detonate my defensive suicide vest

>>30598322
Go to bed Damion, that's my phrase

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>>30596546