I think there is somebody in my house. I heard the front door

>>30595601
Step one to surviving a home invasion:

Stop posting on 4chan

>>30595617
ok what's step two

>>30595601
Just fart really loud and say "WHEW THAT ONE MIGHT HAVE BROUGHT SOME FRIENDS WITH IT" and then loudly open the door. The common reason someone is in your home is because they don't think anyone else is there. Make your presence known and they usually will bail asap. If not then defend your home and life as needed.

>>30595601
OK OP here. I here rustling outside my room, across the house. I'm about ot go and fucking kill this dude.

Quit being a pussy and investigate you faggot.

>>30595662
Remember to take a picture of the dead nigger, and post ITT.

>>30595664
I would but my carrier and AR are in the room next to me in my safe.

>>30595601
OP here again. Rustling has stop but I heard a scraping sound close to my door.

>better post on 4chan!

>>30595601
The only thing I can hear rn is my PC's fans and its not good.

>>30595601
A ringing has started.

I have decided to start masturbating loudly to deter the invader.BRB opening fur affinity.

Did you died?

>>30595601
OP here. Going to go investigate. Wish me luck.

>>30595601
OP here, turns out my front door was slightly open and a FUCKING DOG came in and managed to close the door behind it. It was fucking chilling with my dogs, god fucking damnit.

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>>30595786

>>30595786
lol

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>>30595786

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>>30595786
Post pupper

>>30595786
>Your dogs don't go nuts at anything approaching them

That's good, I think.

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>>30595786

Why do you only have 5 bullets?

>>30595786
>OP later died of a skin walker in his house.
F

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>>30595786
What a twist.

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>>30596145
Because you only need two.

I want to se the dog OP....

Press F to pay respects to OP

>>30595786
post doggo

>>30595648
this

nobody wants to go to jail, especially if they don't know what they might get from robbing your home... assuming you post on /k/ you're not superricht so they're gonna get diddly squat.

You should've done roomclearing drills in your house rather than posting on 4chan anyway you chump. Now you're reaping the rewards.

>>30595786
if you had shot your dog in a home invasion scenario maybe the federal government would have offered you a job

Alright I think he's gone or it was just my imagi

>>30595786
post pictures of puppers faggot

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>>30597365
the reward was apparently a free dog

>>30595906
Can anyone tell me what his gold buttons are supposed to signify?

>>30596179
kek