What weapon can I use to protect myself from these assholes?

Easy, don't be black.

>>30581076
I wouldn't worry about it.

>rape

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One of these.

>>30581096
I dunno, I've been hearing what sounds like crowds whispering and crazy sounding inhuman groans behind my back every couple of nights for awhile recently.

I don't think I'm crazy, at least not in that way.

>>30581076

Just burn your house down. No house, no haunted house. Problem solved.

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>>30581076
There's some later models of this, but this one should do the job

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>>30581076
These fuckers were a pain in my ass. Found out about this, worked like a charm. Be sure to bring it back in good condition.

>>30581130
What guns is this for?

>>30581156
It is gun

>>30581156
You load them into a harpoon gun.

>>30581076
You have two options anon. Either stop eating psychedelics or increase the amount of psychedelics you use by a factor of three.

>>30581156
It's an all purpose melee weapon.

>>30581115
>Lots of DANGER!! stickers

Ok, what is it?

Rocksalt shells. Ghosts hate salt

don't listen to:
>>30581096
>>30581125
>>30581256
they're ghosts

>>30581808
Bro, do you even Ghostbusters?

Have you been losing sleep lately? Working late?

Sounds like auditory hallucination to me.

I'm a shift worker and that happens to me when I'm on nights.

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>>30581816
Ha-ha! Good one fellow human! No ghosts here, just your normal regular everyday average cup of Joe friend.

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>>30581076
If you don't want to borrow this >>30581152
You can always try this one. Works every time

>>30581096
>t.ghost
you wont trick me, mr. spookypants

Cz58.
Duh.

>>30581084
First post best post

>>30581823
Believe it or not, I've never seen it.

But by hell, did I get sick of the theme song when it was on high rotate and my boss insisted on having the radio on. Don't think I could listen to it to this day without wanting to throw the wireless out the window.

>>30581864
It's probably a generation thing. I'm 30 and those movies were big when I was a kid. You probably like Pokemon and shit.

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>>30581870
Hey fuck you, I like Ghostbusters AND Pokemon. Don't do that "generational thing" dickweed, a good movie is a good movie, he just hasn't seen it.

>>30581115
That doesn't do much without a storage pack.
>>30581870
Don't make it a generation thing. I was born in '93 and I saw this before SyFy and Travel Channel's ghost shows

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>>30581076
This is a common hallucination used by the CIA to scare people away from their black site entrances. Standard helmet will stop the directed radiation triggering the beta waves.

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>>30581115
Cool vacuum cleaner broski.

All you need us daylight. Youll be fine

>>30581118
Your neighbors are having sex.

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>>30581076
Idk talk to the California guy, he said something about a ghost gun.

>>30581864
Well, it's essentially a nuclear power plant that is small enough to be carried around, what it does is it accelerates protons and fires them at a ghost, acting as a sort of a high energy lasso.
Oh and crossing two or more beams would cause an nuclear explosion due to some sorta feedback loop in the weapons.

Also, like >>30581959
said, you wont do much with those without a storage unit where you can store a ghost into.